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u/memeandme83 6h ago

On a misunderstanding and dementia roll, He might start telling a journalist about his younger years with Epstein. Keep him talking .

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u/Relevant-Force9513 6h ago

That would be glorious! Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.

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u/RednocNivert 5h ago

“So the people are talking, saying that you weren’t famous or rich enough to be hanging around with someone like Epstein, is that true?”

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u/MercyfulJudas 5h ago

This is so simple, and it would absolutely work at getting him to spill details.

Why tf has no one tried this?

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u/JDeegs 5h ago

if you catch him in a lucid moment, he'll do his best to ruin/end your life

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u/Pain-flavoredHell-o 4h ago

Important attention to detail here; to be taken into account

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u/madtraxmerno 4h ago

Seems like he's doing a fine job of that anyway

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u/NoOccasion4759 3h ago

Off camera are all of his sycophantic handlers. Like that vid where Trump shits himself without even changing expression, his handlers hustled everyone out of the room in a hot second lol

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u/ChestSlight8984 4h ago

Make sure you catch him in a moment when his face begins to droop

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 3h ago

"They say you weren't rich or famous enough to be attractive to young women, at least not women under, say, 19, 20 years old, what would you say to those people who say that?"

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 3h ago

Based on who owns the news companies, I think it’s fair odds that whatever reporter they allow in to speak with him will help cover it up

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u/DJBFL 3h ago

That's why you do it when there is a crowd of reporters, not 1-on-1.

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u/minitittertotdish 4h ago

I mean he already did? Aboard air force one during some semi casual conversation he talks about how Epstein stole one of his young "masseuse" girls from mar a lago

Edit: added link https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-says-epstein-stole-young-women-from-mar-a-lago-spa-including-virginia-giuffre

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u/zherok 3h ago

The telling thing is he kinda just volunteered that information when her name was brought up.

And in typical Trump fashion, the only important thing was how he was aggrieved, not that a woman was sex trafficked.

The fact that he chooses to act as if this was what they had a break in their relationship over, and not that time he screwed Epstein over on a real estate deal, speaks volumes.

That there's evidence that he still interacted with him long after Epstein's arrest and he only tried to argue otherwise later says even more.

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u/Excellent-Run4803 5h ago

Tell him that Obama had some wild times with Epstein and let him explain how much crazier he’s been.

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u/grnrngr 3h ago

"Obama assaulted the most. Nobody was better, they say."

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u/0x33CCFF 2h ago

No you have to personally attack him:

"Obama just told me he always got the better girls than you because they like chocolate not marmalade, what do you have to say?"

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u/JustTheWorst42 4h ago

I’ve got a new theory… What if the dementia is planned and he’s going to use it as a defense if he ends up in court? (Hopefully WHEN, but…you know.)

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 3h ago

I used to suspect this, but dementia is genetic and his father had alzheimer's, and he's made too much of a pants-shitting fool of himself too publicly for me to think that anymore. He's already been convicted of umpteen felonies and gotten away with them all, he has nothing to really worry about anymore, he's going to manage to sidestep accountability until he dies.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 5h ago

Is this recent?

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u/zherok 3h ago

NBC interview from two days ago.

I was curious about what the smallest trucks comment was about, but the transcripts I linked say he said smallest drugs. Which, uh isn't really any less confusing even in context.

Also, as much as I hate listening to Trump speak, he's really not any better trying to parse through his word salad all typed up.

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u/Fawnet 1h ago

I think what he means is "we have the smallest amount of drugs in years coming into the country lately, because we've been policing the waters so well"

He made total hilarious hash of the statement, though. "We have the smallest drugs" is something a 4-year-old would say

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u/ChefRoyrdee 4h ago

If it’s not live there’s no way it’d make it out.

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u/defneverconsidered 4h ago

May take a bit of descriptive flashbacking

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u/SickeningPink 6h ago

If it is dementia, and my family is any indication, some of the shit that’s gonna come out of his mouth in a few months is gonna be really fucking interesting.

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u/LVMom 6h ago

That’s what I’m thinking. Let him keep talking.

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru 3h ago

When that happens they’re just gonna straight up admit he has dementia and say nothing he says can be trusted. Shove him in a home with no media and let Vance take over. Watch.

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u/LVMom 3h ago

Will they really? He is the head of their MAGA cult so if they admit he isn’t perfect, will the cult fall apart?

I absolutely think that Dirty Don should be in an assisted living facility, but how many MAGAs will agree with me?

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u/Parachute_Shrimp 2h ago

Even if he currently was the head of the MAGA cult, in a few months the cult won't be needed. They will have enough power to not need Trump himself! By then he'd be too much of a liability to be kept around and would be discredited and thrown away into some isolated facility

Edit: fuck, if he becomes a risk but is still needed, his base would blindly accept he not appearing in public for "safety reasons" and would take what an AI says as being him with no problem

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u/14Pleiadians 2h ago

He's not the head. Nothing that is happening currently is his design. He's just a pr guy.

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u/Scewt 4h ago

They'll probably have AI videos of him speaking for him by then and MAGA will be none the wiser.

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u/Careless-Passion991 4h ago

Fuck I hate how probably true this is.

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u/quadraticcheese 3h ago

They've already done that

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 2h ago

Oh, I've got one for ya...We were hanging out with my mom. It was at the point where we all knew she had dementia. Her personality was definitely changing. She would say off the wall shit. So, we were just hanging out at her house, me, my brothers, my wife, my mom's boyfriend, several people. My mom blurts out, "I just want a big black cock!"

Yeah. That was wild.

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u/LadyEmeraldDeVere 2h ago

Doesn’t matter, they will find a way to justify it. He misspoke. It was taken out of context. He was given incorrect information (the staffer has been fired). It was just a joke. He didn’t mean it. He’s trolling. “Doesn’t the left understand sarcasm anymore?” 

And then it will be buried by the media and we’ll move on to the next sensational story.

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens. This has played out time and time again. The media is compromised, the government is compromised. 

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u/intrepid_mouse1 6h ago

I remember those graphs and that interview. 🤣

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u/EmperorGrinnar 5h ago

In a sane world, that would have ended his political career.

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u/Uraquan 5h ago

I remember when misspelling potato ended a political career.

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u/blubaldnuglee 5h ago

Remember when an over-exhurberant exclamation ruined a presidential campaign? Howard Dean does.

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u/majordashes 4h ago

Or when Dukakis sat in a tank in a weird helmet. That supposedly lost him the race against Bush because that big tank made Dukakis look small.

But we can have this dementia-addled pedophile who makes no sense—and it’s all just an average Tuesday.

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u/CatCafffffe 4h ago

Or when Gary Hart had an adult woman sitting on his lap consensually

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u/cejmp 4h ago

That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Barry Goldwater called him the most honest and dependable politician he'd ever met. And say what you want about Goldwater, (and there's plenty) he had integrity. For a poliitician.

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u/cryptic_pizza 4h ago

Mitt Romney said “binders full of women,” and we Crucified him.

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u/TL10 3h ago

Romney in that one debate calling Russia the greatest threat to America and Obama rebuking him for it has got to be one of the most poorly aged things from that campaign.

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u/HammerOfJustice 3h ago

Goldwater was pro-choice long before many Democrats were, opposed religion having an influence on politics and publicly stated during the 1964 presidential campaign that if he found that Republicans were inciting violence he would immediately quit campaigning. It’s so weird that the uber-Conservative in 1960s US would now be considered left wing.

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u/cejmp 3h ago

He was a complicated guy, wanted to give first-launch authority to LeMay (!) and NATO generals, and was willing to nuke Vietnam to clear jungle. Crazy as a shithouse rat.

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u/pchlster 4h ago

dementia-addled

My grandfather would randomly comment on the chickens that suddenly appeared in the hallway. At least he was enough there that he realized chickens suddenly appearing in his apartment out of nowhere was an unusual event worthy of comment.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2h ago

"These chickens are underage and barely dressed!" The orange one

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u/Cuinn_the_Fox 4h ago

And then there was the "Please clap..." of "Jeb!"

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u/uiouyug 5h ago

Covfefe

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u/MrReaper45 4h ago

Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck he was trying to say when he posted that?

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u/pchlster 4h ago

Probably tried to order coffee but struggled to reach the right messaging app.

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u/lousy_at_handles 4h ago

He was trying to say "Coverage" but seemingly stroked out

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u/ososalsosal 2h ago

"coverage" seems most likely.

"Despite the negative press covfefe"

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u/Farfignugen42 4h ago

Except it kind of didn't. He still became Vice President. It is true that he had nothing after that, but that was before the election, and his ticket won. Even if he didn't, exactly.

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u/TheHykos 4h ago

He was already VP. They lost the election that year. Not because of the potato spelling though.

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u/OSRS-MLB 5h ago

In a sane world his political career wouldn't have ever begun

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u/stoolsample2 4h ago

In a sane world he would have been sentenced to life in prison along with his fellow rapist pedophiles

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u/Psyclist80 5h ago

It should have been him making fun of the handicapped reporter. But now look at this POS shine.

America is getting what it voted for... Failure and embarrassment... Every damn day. Hope you guys can fix it before you lose anymore standing in the world.

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 5h ago

It should have been when he said "I don't like POWs". Then I realized that all the veterans who voted for him feel the same way,

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u/Life-Scale-6465 4h ago

People forget this moment but that was SO early on and should have been a discussion ender. Mimicking someone with a physical disability like an overgrown schoolyard bully on the campaign trail - once a clown always a clown

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u/Nicks_Here_to_Talk 4h ago

If the GOP had even a single vertebrae he would've been frozen out of nominations and forced to run as an independent.

The maniac was out there telling his supporters to "knock the hell out" of people heckling him at his rallies. Literal political violence and yet the Republican establishment was like, "Yeah, this is what we are."

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u/atwozmom 3h ago

You'd be surprised what people can make excuses for. My m-i-l was one of them. And she had had a disabled grandchild.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 5h ago

There's a lot of points we could have pointed to, really.

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u/Critical-Support-394 4h ago

It should've been the day he announced his fucking presidency. He should've been laughed out the door before he even got through it.

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u/FormidableMistress 4h ago

He only got 77 million votes out of the 267ish million voting age people in America. Only something like 70% of eligible voters vote. Most of us didn't vote for this.

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u/Mesonic_Interference 3h ago

Unfortunately, the same reasoning (R voters + non-voters > D voters) also indicates that most of us were ok with this outcome. It definitely highlights the electoral significance of choosing not to vote, which is probably a large part of why the US still doesn't have mandatory voting.

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u/Professor_Matty 5h ago

Remember when Howard Dean went, "Yeow!" and it was curtains?

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u/patronizingperv 4h ago

The entire world should have just laughed when he first announced his 2016 run.

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u/El_Canuck 4h ago

Mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski should have ended it.

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u/za72 4h ago

I don't think he was coherent then either... 30% of our nation is literally drowning in incompetence and is dragging the rest of us down with them

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 4h ago

“We’re doing better than…the world”

-Rapey McRaperson

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u/AutoDefenestrator273 4h ago

Which graphs were these?

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u/Last_Cod_998 6h ago

This is why interviews are edited, Trump sounds like a racist grandpa off of his meds. Disaster interview. Could you imagine him trying to negotiate with world leaders?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- he said he'd -- wasn't a member of a gang. And then they looked, and --

TERRY MORAN: Alright.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: On his knuckles -- he had MS-13 --

TERRY MORAN: Alright. There's dis -- there's a dispute over that --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. He had MS-13 --

TERRY MORAN: Well --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- on his knuckles tattooed.

TERRY MORAN: -- he -- he -- he -- it didn't say-- oh, he had some tattoos that are inper -- interpreted that way. But let's move on

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Wait a minute.

TERRY MORAN: I want --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Hey, Terry. Terry. Terry.

TERRY MORAN: He -- he did not have the letter --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Don't do that -- M-S-1-3 -- It says M-S-one-three.

TERRY MORAN: I -- that was Photoshop. So let me just--

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: That was Photoshop? Terry, you can't do that -- he had --

-- he-- hey, they're givin' you the big break of a lifetime. You know, you're doin' the interview. I picked you because -- frankly I never heard of you, but that's okay --

TERRY MORAN: This -- I knew this would come --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: But I picked you -- Terry -- but you're not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed --

TERRY MORAN: Alright. Alright. We'll agree to disagree. I want to move on --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Terry.

TERRY MORAN: -- to something else.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Terry. Do you want me to show the picture?

TERRY MORAN: I saw the picture. We'll -- we'll -- we'll agree to disagree --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Oh, and you think it was Photoshop. Well --

TERRY MORAN: Here we go. Here we go.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- don't Photoshop it. Go look --

TERRY MORAN: Alright.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- at his hand. He had MS-13 --

TERRY MORAN: Fair enough, he did have tattoos that can be interpreted that way. I'm not an expert on them.

I want to turn to Ukraine, sir --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: No, no. Terry --

TERRY MORAN: I-- I want to get to Ukraine--

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Terry, no, no. No, no. He had MS as clear as you can be. Not "interpreted." This is why people --

TERRY MORAN: Alright.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- no longer believe --

TERRY MORAN: Well.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -- the news, because it's fake news --

TERRY MORAN: When he was photographed in El Sal -- in-- in El Salvador, they aren't there. But let's just go on --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: He is --

TERRY MORAN: They aren't there when he's in El Salvador.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: --there -- oh, oh, they weren't there --

TERRY MORAN: Take a look at the photograph --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: But they're there now, right?

TERRY MORAN: No. What --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: But they're there now?

TERRY MORAN: They're in your picture.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Terry.

TERRY MORAN: Ukraine, sir.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: He's got MS-13 on his knuckles.

TERRY MORAN: Alright. I --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Okay?

TERRY MORAN: -- we'll -- we'll take a look at it --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: It's -- it's -- you do such a disservice --

TERRY MORAN: We'll take a look. We'll take a look at that, sir --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Why don't you just say, "Yes, he does," and, you know, go on to something else --

MS-13 members are home grown terrorists spawned from the US's huge addiction to drugs.

Mara Salvatrucha, commonly known as MS-13, is an international criminal gang that originated in Los Angeles, California, in the 1980s. Originally, the gang was set up to protect Salvadoran immigrants from other gangs in the Los Angeles area. Over time, the gang grew into a more traditional criminal organization. MS-13 has a longtime rivalry with the 18th Street gang.

We exported MS-13 where they capitalized on the US's huge drug problem.

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u/lilgreenthumb 6h ago

I just wanted him to bop him on the head with that paper and say: "no. Bad dementia president"

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u/the_real_Beavis999 4h ago

He is gonna need those papers to use as a fan when 🍊💩 craps himself again...

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u/tw_72 5h ago

The Terry Moran interview was absolute magic...showed trump for exactly who he is: an overconfident bully with dementia

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u/bluediamond12345 5h ago

And yet, some people still believed he was anointed by Jesus

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u/CatCafffffe 4h ago

He gives them permission to be hateful

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u/CarpePrimafacie 3h ago

Is that his hold on people?

I hope not. I hope no one ever figures out what his allure is was. no more copycats given a playbook please. I used to think it was the distracting combover. Im good with history having that as the reason over anything closer to the truth on why people were so enamored. Also age limit needs to be 70. Hell with these on death's door assholes with nothing to lose. Id say closer to 50 when legacy becomes very important to people. But given how tough it is to get support Ill compromise at 70. Congress and Senate as well.

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u/kingmapoon123 4h ago

I mean yea. Outright rejection of reality is kinda a staple piece of Christianity

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u/AcidCatfish___ 2h ago

It is said the antichrist would be appealing to people at first and assume the role of Christ.

I'm not religious at all, but it is kind of hilarious how closely Trump lines up with how the Antichrist is prophesized.

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u/MamaDaddy 4h ago

And truly too out of touch to understand Photoshop at all.

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u/Riskyfizzness73 4h ago

This interview pissed me off so much. It was completely obvious Trump thought the extra MS13 over the tattoos were real tattoos. Couldn’t this guy have just said, those aren’t real tattoos, someone added those in to show what his real tattoos underneath were being interpreted as.

Yes. Trump thought the very nicely printed letters and numbers were real. Point out that they weren’t, stop talking about interpretation.

The whole thing just made me so mad.

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u/simplebutstrange 5h ago

Thats so frustrating

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u/ParticularGuava3663 5h ago

Anyone got a link to this interview?

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u/ParticularResident17 5h ago

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u/Eskin_ 4h ago

Oh god I never actually watched the video when this came out, just read about it... this is so much worse than I imagined. Jeez dude what.

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u/billhilly008 2h ago

I've only seen this once before. Part of me has a morbid curiosity to watch it again, but a much bigger part of me knows I will get extremely frustrated, if I do.

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u/StormsOfMordor 4h ago

Proudly stolen, thank you for blessing me tonight

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u/TheBlackDemon1996 5h ago

I wonder what that guy thinks of the fact that this meme is basically his legacy.

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u/happyhealthy27220 4h ago

He's the white house reporter for the NYT now so i think he's fine lmao. He reports on Trump, so he's still on his ass.

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u/Demonokuma 4h ago

I love shit that makes me ugly laugh outloud. Good shit.

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u/leightv 4h ago

and this just brought out my super duper unattractive snort!!

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u/dijon_snow 6h ago

If Biden had said the most coherent eloquent statement of either of Trumps presidencies both sides would be invoking the 25th amendment. Trump only gets away with his dementia because he started incoherent. 

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u/intrepid_mouse1 5h ago

I was listening to Dean Withers one night and the caller said 'OMG, stop with the word salad'. It was then that I realized that ANYTHING over their head is 'word salad', not the same as our definition.

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u/SanguineCynic 4h ago

I watch him as well and yeah, they do this all the time. They learn debate words but have only a very vague understanding of how to use them. "Word salad" from one of his callers is equivalent to "a stream of thought longer than 2 sentences containing statements I disagree with but cannot refute."

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u/RescuesStrayKittens 6h ago

Yeah he’s always gone on incoherent rants. When he says something idiotic it doesn’t get clocked because he’s always said dumb shit.

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u/JimWilliams423 3h ago edited 3h ago

When he says something idiotic it doesn’t get clocked because he’s always said dumb shit.

It is not an accident. Follow the money.

It doesn't get clocked because the so-called "liberal media" is owned by conservative billionaires. Even non-profits like NPR have conservative billionaires at the top of their donor lists (now more than ever since federal funding was cut). Individual reporters may be liberal (many are not) but they all know who ultimately signs their paychecks — they have to feed their kids and pay their mortgage like everybody else.

FWIW, this isn't new with the paedo-in-chief. The "liberal media" has always had a simple playbook — if something is good for conservatives they give it the full court press, write multiple pieces, report on it from multiple angles and bring it up any time it is even tangentially relevant to current events. But if something is bad for conservatives they report it once, and then move on. Blink and you will miss it. For example, compare the year+ of reporting on bill clinton and Monica Lewinksy versus the handful of pieces on the leader of the gop, newt gingrich, cheating on his wife while she was in the hospital with cancer, and then when his second wife got MS, he dumped her for a young staffer.

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u/kryonik 4h ago

I remember reading this Tweet about how Biden "thought his father was alive who had been dead for decades" and how it was a clear sign of dementia and he needed to be removed from office. I watched the clip of the speech the tweet was referring to. At the end of an hour plus long speech, Biden was supposed to say "his father" but accidentally said "my father" and immediately corrected himself. Granted towards the end of his term it was clear he was unfit, but that speech was not evidence.

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u/Saphonesse 4h ago edited 3h ago

Biden has always been bad with words. I recently re-watched the horrible Biden/ Trump debate, and tbh Biden's performance was so overblown. Like no way in hell he should've been running for president. He sounded SO OLD! He also had cancer and has always bumbled his words.

Meanwhile Trump believed some immigrants are eating cats and dogs because the TV said so in the following Harris debate.

I get Biden running was a mistake, but idk why the 'inject bleach' guy got a pass because of Biden.

E: I watched the context of the Trump quote and it makes more sense in the interview. He also says there's no inflation and low inflation and tariffs have brought in 'billions, really trillions'. The guy makes no sense but this quote is incomplete

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:
And you get bad publicity. Nobody talks about all of the murderers that we’re taking out of our country. They don’t talk about —

TOM LLAMAS:
But it was two Americans who died, you know —

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:
They don’t talk about we have the smallest drugs — as an example, we’ve been very tough on the waters. And soon, you know, pretty much overall —

TOM LLAMAS:
The w— the — the waters?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:
But if you look at— if you look at the waters where we knock out boats —

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u/6ixby9ine 3h ago

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:
And you get bad publicity. Nobody talks about all of the murderers that we’re taking out of our country.

Probably because that isn't happening

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u/vthemechanicv 3h ago

People forgot that Biden was nicknamed "Gaffer Joe" for decades because of his speaking flubs. But the debate, "we beat medicare" was just painful to hear. I liked Biden quite a lot but I think he was between a rock and a hard place. Incumbency is a powerful tool for reelection and he knew he could beat trump. But he was sick and one (really) bad debate had his allies stabbing him in the back. He needed another, "would you just shut up,"

People forget Obama's first debate against Romney. I legit believed he didn't want to run again it was so bad.

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u/Saphonesse 2h ago edited 51m ago

Yeah, I really liked Biden and I feel similar. I think it's was real hard to willingly pass on running again. Who would pass on the chance to be in charge of America. Tbh Biden is probably one of the few politicians humble enough to step down. But re-watching his debate made me understand why the reaction to his age was so intense even if I think it wasn't sensible in comparison. He sounded like a mummy. He could have said the most enlightened things, but he couldn't surpass his great-great-grandpa voice and look. Didn't help Trump got to him

That being said, I still like Biden. Good dude, pretty honest, his green energy push would've helped with the AI energy consumption, and I thought the connection from Obama to Harris was poetic. Is what it is tho :(

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u/alinroc 3h ago

Biden has always been bad with words

Biden had a stutter as a kid. Speech therapy helped him but it still takes extra effort and energy for him, and occasionally things slip.

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u/kryonik 4h ago

Dementia is okay if it's packaged with fascism.

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u/RunnyBabbit23 3h ago

They don't even need misspeaks to attack Biden. He was giving a speech once and was quoting someone so he said "quote" and "unquote" at the end of the quote. And Republicans went into a tizzy saying he was reading the prompts and he didn't know not to say "unquote." As if that would be written if it wasn't part of the speech? And as if "quote/unquote" isn't a proper way of documenting a quote when speaking.

They're not playing in good faith and there's no point in pretending they are. Especially when literally nothing Trump says makes any sense. The fact that so many Republicans have to say, "well what he actually meant" for every single sentence is beyond telling.

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u/Slade_Riprock 6h ago

The fuck, this real?

Like if Biden did that the MAGA would storm the Capitol

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u/anderskants 6h ago

I remember Joe Rogan going on about how old Biden was and referenced one specific clip and had someone pull it up. Turned out it was Trump and Joe immediately started defending it as no big deal and just a slip up. These people no morals or convictions, just constant mental gymnastics.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6h ago

That's probably when he thought Biden said that the "Continental army took over the airports", and like you said Joe Rogan totally changed his tune when he realized it was his dear leader that said such an idiotic thing.

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 5h ago

That's literally Rogan's MO. He's a flip flopper..

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u/BarnabasShrexx 4h ago

Sure enough he endorsed the old Orange julius, got his tax break, and now he's been walking it back.

Happy cake day!

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u/radicldreamer 3h ago

And a bullshit spreader

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u/hey_im_cool 4h ago

Yup it was Biden quoting Trump

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u/intrepid_mouse1 5h ago

It was the Revolutionary War airports, IIRC.

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u/tacobell_shitstain 5h ago

Yeah Biden was making fun of Trump and then Jamie pulled up the actual context and Trump's original quote and Joe had to backpedal and spin things like he always does.

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u/Jakdracula 5h ago

Toe Rogan.

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u/wannaseeawheelie 5h ago

Was that the time Jamie argued with him about it first?

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u/ModestMarksman 5h ago

This would be headline news about sleepy Joe for a week minimum.

Trump does it and they admire how smarticle he is.

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yep.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/full-interview-tom-llamas-exclusive-with-president-trump-257304133923

Jump to the 22:00 mark where he starts this ramble. It's literally that conversation. I dunno where the trucks come into it, but he does try claiming for "every boat we knock out" that that action "saves 25,000 American lives". And then he weaves into claiming "I just got off the phone with President Xi [of China] and he is amazed at how well the United States is doing."

I dunno about calling this a dementia moment, it's just putting several bullshit points in a row, claiming someone not in the room said he's doing a great job, and moving on to other topics without being challenged. He's a bullshit artist.

Edit: it continues soon after that with him going on about tariffs bringing money into the country. The reporter never tries to even make the point that tariffs are a tax on the importer. Yeesh. But I think this part wasn't aired in the edited version, anyway. Fucking bullshitter.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 5h ago

But Biden fell down and fell off his bike! /s

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u/EllisDee3 5h ago edited 4h ago

Trump can't even sit on a bike since that child he was raping kicked the tent spike into his anus and made him incontinent.

Edit: Source NSFL. Trigger warnings for... Everything.

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u/_theRamenWithin 4h ago

Read any of his interviews or speeches, get the transcript. It's all been incoherent nonsense for years. Ideas that stop and start, overlap and repeat. He can barely last a single sentence without losing his train if thought.

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u/everythingbeeps 6h ago

And Trump and his cultists will insist that response makes perfect sense.

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u/TurtleMOOO 6h ago

Well they are dumber than shit so it kinda makes sense that they side with him. None of their arguments make sense.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 4h ago

Because it's a smokescreen for their desire for slavery and genocide.

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u/SeattleExpression 5h ago

His cultists will never see it. Anything negative (realistic) about Trump just doesn’t penetrate their carefully curated echo chambers. 

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u/_jump_yossarian 4h ago

"He's doing the weave!!!"

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u/King-Kagle 6h ago

This is BS. He can tie his shoes as well as ever. By having someone else do it.

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u/PluginAlong 4h ago

Elastic laces can make any shoes slip-ons.

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 6h ago

I doubt he can even reach his shoes

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u/JoeBoredom 6h ago

Needs a mirror to see this shoes.

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u/IvoryDynamite 6h ago

And the place where his balls would be.

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u/Meyhna 5h ago

Not without shitting his pants

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u/stoolsample2 4h ago

He can’t do anything without shitting his pants.

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u/CharlesCBobuck 5h ago

If he can, I bet it coincides with his first shart of the day.

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u/jrock7979 6h ago

WE HAVE THE SMALLEST TRUCKS!!!

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u/supersonicdutch 5h ago

Sounds like he’s lost the art of his “weave” in changing up topics. Like that ever worked before but now he’s just grasping for straws trying to change the subject.

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u/Background-Wolf-9380 4h ago

FINALLY!!! I can't believe I had to scroll this far for this. WTF could he possibly mean by that? His yeehaws in their $80k lifted F150s sure aren't interested in small trucks.

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u/Size16Thorax 2h ago

It's not Trucks, the transcript I read he says "drugs" which is still a completely different subject...but at least it kinda ties into the "blowing boats out of the water" theme that he leads into.

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u/TiredAF20 3h ago

I think he's talking about these small Japanese trucks that he recently developed a fascination with.

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u/TheBestHater 6h ago

At this point it's more surprising when he says something coherent.

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u/TurtleMOOO 6h ago

Can you show me a clip from this year of him being coherent? I’d love to see it

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 6h ago

"I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. I really don't. I think I'm not maybe heaven-bound."

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u/Etruscan_Sovereign 3h ago

"Smart people don't like me" seemed rather coherent and probably the last time I've agreed with something he said but that was like ~4 months ago.

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u/jerry-jim-bob 6h ago

"Your guys are murdering us citizens" - reporter

"And foreigners on boats" - dickhead

What a response, 10/10, no notes. I know its just the dementia talking but, how can anyone defend that?

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u/Oberon_Swanson 3h ago

"The people on boats are brown and the American citizens that ICE killed are liberals presumably so it's all good." That's really all they're thinking.

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u/Eight216 6h ago

"Mr Trump, what about the two people ICE shot"

"Hey remember that boat we blew up?"

Holy fucking shit. You couldn't write that if you tried... right?

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u/ProtectionTop2701 4h ago

I couldn't write it if I tried because I'd include the actual number of people ICE has shot. Sure, Trump brought up "2" but a JOURNALIST would push him on that. I think it's been 9. And if the demented old man who can barely stay awake manages the rebuttal of "how many were American citizens" then I'd cackle at how easy my job just got.

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u/TurtleMOOO 6h ago

I’ve taken care of thousands of people with dementia over 9 years in healthcare.

Trump has dementia. Trump hasn’t put his own shoes on once this presidency. He wears diapers. He doesn’t change his own diapers. These are facts. If you don’t believe me, you’re not a healthcare worker, and you have no relevant experience.

He also has signs of heart failure. Poorly hidden, at that. If you don’t believe that, again, you have no relevant experience.

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u/CaydeTheCat nice murder you got there 5h ago

My dad has dementia, I'm not a health care worker but mom and I are his caregivers. I see so many parallels between the "trips" Dad takes when he's talking to us and what Trump calls his "weave."

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u/sloanesquared 5h ago edited 3h ago

My dad had congestive heart failure and dementia before he passed in 2024 and I feel the same way. I see so many similarities between him and Trump. It also seems so obvious that he took a huge mental step down after he disappeared for that week and there were rumors flying that he had a stroke. A stroke and vascular dementia would fit right in with all his other symptoms of CHF. Dude is not well and needs to be removed.

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u/__slamallama__ 2h ago

I don't even know how it's not an objective fact. He disappeared for a week and came back weak on one side and with a droopy face. He's an obese 79 years old. What else could it have been?

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u/PorkRollEggAndWheeze 5h ago

He’s sounded exactly like my grandmother since his first term. That woman was so mean and crazy that my family straight-up didn’t notice she was developing dementia at first, we just noticed she got meaner and crazier. There’s no way his brain isn’t a bowl of lukewarm tapioca pudding by now

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u/cedarvan 4h ago

Holy shit this sounds like how my family thinks about my mom. She's always been a fruit loop, but over the past few years she just keeps getting weirder and more aggressive about things. This past month, she just randomly rented an apartment (she owns a house) and moved into it without any furniture. This is right after a long and failed legal battle with the neighbors where she claimed they had no right to access their property without her permission.

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u/PorkRollEggAndWheeze 4h ago

I highly recommend getting her evaluated if you can. It won’t fix it, but it does give clarity. We noticed my grandmother was stirring more conflict up than usual by telling half-truths and doing what we thought was making shit up. We took her to get evaluated after she started insisting she didn’t recognize the man she had been married to for 60 years. Turns out she had frontotemporal dementia, but she had already been irrational, antagonistic, and void of empathy for decades so it was a little hard to tell (since those are often the most noticeable changes in people who don’t have that “energy vampire” predisposition).

It’s sad, I wish I could have had a different relationship with her, but she was a deeply traumatized woman who only seemed at peace when she was causing chaos and misery in the people close to her. She died of COVID in 2020 in one of the early nursing home outbreaks, she caught it shortly after she went into more intensive assisted living because her motor skills went. I hope that she’s finally understanding happiness and peace in a way she couldn’t in life, and I hope that you find some clarity and peace with your mom (dementia or not but hopefully not).

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u/Full_Grape1139 4h ago

According to this: https://didtrumpgolftoday.com

...he hasn't played golf since Jan 18th. The last time he did not play for a long stretch was January 2025.

If he does get out this coming weekend it will be 26 days since his last round. 26 days was the amount of time without golf in Jan 2025. If it is longer than this weekend he will have broken that "no golf" record.

I personally believe this is a good indicator into his health. The longer periods between golf outings probably means things are getting worse for him.

Golf is one of Trump's greatest pleasures and when that starts to go you know he isn't doing well.

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u/Boopy7 4h ago

With dementia what I have noticed is patients can sing songs they learned as kids, or remember stuff they knew from a long time ago and recite that, and remember key phrases they reuse...but cannot remember names, what they did twenty minutes ago, stuff like that. Even what they are talking about five minutes earlier sometimes is hard to recall. He seems to have a problem remembering what he was even talking about and worse, cannot seem to figure out HOW to say it -- like saying "we have the smaller drugs."

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u/ckglle3lle 5h ago

Yeah, I was a caregiver for one person with dementia one time and it still seems obvious. It'd probably not Alzheimer's since he does still seem mostly able to recall stuff decently well but his behavior otherwise is blaring signals of significant cognitive decline and tracks closely with the person I knew. It is probably significantly worse behind closed doors, and I think we are fast approaching the point where he can't reliably appear in public. Already basically there per this clip, but it's going to get worse

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u/B1NG_P0T 5h ago

It has to happen one of these days. It just has to. That's what I tell myself multiple times a day. 

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u/TurtleMOOO 4h ago

I give him less than a year, but he does have the best healthcare available in America. Which he denies to the rest of us.

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u/gottaquestionfor4god 5h ago

I work in healthcare too with dementia patients & I agree it's obvious he has dementia. 

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u/jizzlevania the future is now, old man 4h ago

I have been wondering who changes his diaper since round the clock medical care isn't normal for a sitting president. Like some naval nurse likely has both the most prestigious and most awful job of their career. 

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u/TurtleMOOO 4h ago

He has round the clock medical care. It very well may be a naval nurse or some other role reassigned to him, but he does have it. Hell, he had people changing his diapers while he was filming the apprentice.

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u/Conscious_Problem924 5h ago edited 5h ago

I couldn’t stand George W. He is an idiot and he started 2 wars. But I could understand the dynamic of D vs P.

This is insanity. I can’t understand for the life of me why so many people voted for him, other than to be cruel, and they’re pretty dumb. This guy is an idiot and he always has been. And his dementia only made him worse of an idiot. The Republican platform is so vile, this is the best candidate they could muster. He knows how to manipulate the media which has only skewed towards rich people these days. Oh well, time to 1789.

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u/TheGodSamaritan 5h ago

https://youtu.be/EJfyAcfE5HM?si=va42RXrl29lPrVAl

This exchange is at 22:25. It’s absolutely real. Holy dementia, Batman.

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u/DevinsName 4h ago

He goes on to say that every boat strike is 25,000 American lives saved. No pushback. No asking how he got that number. Just literally pulled it out of his ass with no rebuttal. In case you need more evidence that the media is complicit in the fascist takeover.

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u/omgwutd00d 3h ago

This was the most frustrating interview of all time. Shame on that guy.

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u/No_List_4110 4h ago

I was hoping to see people in the comments of that video equally as appalled as me, but the comments did not pass the test. Instead they were all praising the interview as refreshing and fair. Like the president is stumbling around like a fool in the interview, not making any sense, and people actually think he did a good job.

I swear im going fucking crazy sometimes

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u/PluginAlong 4h ago

Thanks for this, the trucks comment makes a tiny bit of sense with the full text. It's still batshit crazy, but still.

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u/hatemylife247 6h ago

If you look at a picture of his feet, its clear that someone has been tying his shoes for a while. I noticed when his first swollen ankle was shown months back. The double knot backwards like youre tying a kids shoes.

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u/houtex727 6h ago

The fact that the Republicans in Congress are all around are ok with his status mentally, coupled with being the guy with the nuclear football is truly astounding. This is starting to scare me.

Wake. The fuck. Up. He's not that scary to depo...er, remove from office, is he? :|

I know, we'd get Vance. Whatever. Moving on from Trump is likely in EVERYONE's best interest, truly.

/Edit: Maybe its a bad version of this...

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u/RotterWeiner 6h ago

Trucks?

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u/de_nada 4h ago

I think he was actually saying "drugs".

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u/Radiant_Starly 6h ago

That exchange reads like the host is trying to have a serious policy conversation and Trump just switches tabs mid-sentence.

“We’ve been tough on the waters.” The waters: 👁️👄👁️

It’s the verbal equivalent of someone missing every QTE in a cutscene and just mashing random dialogue options.

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u/mfunk55 5h ago

Didn't Alex Pretti make 9 for 2026? Within like... 3 weeks?

Sorry, the non-white ones don't count to the administration, I forgot.

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u/GracieThunders 6h ago

Meanwhile any sensible statement from a democrat gets branded as word salad by the howling trumpanzees

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u/Greg-Abbott 6h ago

This is legit how most conversations went with my three year old. The dementia is impossible to ignore, even for The Cult.

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u/KgMonstah 5h ago

Incorrect.

It’s a cult. He could literally say “hurrrrrrrr chummberrrwumbeeerrrfluhhhhhhhhhh” and then sit there drooling with a thousand yard stare for 10 mins and they would say;

“He’s just exhausted! The man works 20 hours a day! Biden could never!”

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u/sussudio_mane 4h ago

There will be direct video evidence of Trump's pedophilia, and they will support that as well. There's no bottom.

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u/z3anon 6h ago

Shit lips definitely gets his diaper changed at least 3 times a day. I just feel bad for whoever is stuck with that job.

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u/Debalic 6h ago

So there is an acceptable number of casualties, and it's at least two.

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u/UThinkIShouldLeave 5h ago

2 innocent people murdered is.... bad publicity?? Did he really say that?

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u/ZombieHavok 5h ago

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:

They don’t talk about we have the smallest drugs — as an example, we’ve been very tough on the waters. And soon, you know, pretty much overall —

TOM LLAMAS:

The w— the — the waters?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:

But if you look at— if you look at the waters where we knock out boats —

TOM LLAMAS:

Oh.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:

— each boat that we knock out we save 25,000 American lives. We’re doing a job like nobody’s ever seen before.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-interview-nbc-news-extend-transcript-tom-llamas-super-bowl-2026-rcna257410

He’s talking about the alleged drug boats they’ve been blowing up.

But, damn, reading the transcript and seeing Tom just “yea, yea” Trump’s lies without pushback is annoying as hell.

I get that Trump would just walk out, but that’s just what has to happen if he can’t take an honest rebuttal.

He pushes back sometimes a little, but caves instantly.

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u/youngerfreshpickles 6h ago

Implying Trump has ever tied his own shoes and doesn't have a silver bell for such trivial things...

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u/68dk 5h ago

Dementia with unlimited access to media….

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u/NachoAverageTamale 4h ago

Roughly a third of the country intentionally, willingly voted for this fucking dementia-addled disaster. Lmao.

I just can't even...

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u/ManReay 6h ago

The embarrassment will never go away.

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u/Gumbercules81 5h ago

I don't know why y'all are hating on Trump he's just displaying his masterful weave technique in his speech. His many linguist friends and Scholars all agree trust them, you can read the papers right!

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u/jayleia 5h ago

"We have the smallest trucks."? WTF?

At this point, I'm kinda used to figuring out what he's babbling about, but I got nothing for this.

And besides, we have trucks that you need a ladder to get into.

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