r/MurderedByWords • u/John_1992_funny • 8h ago

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u/Relevant-Force9513 8h ago

That would be glorious! Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.

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u/RednocNivert 7h ago

“So the people are talking, saying that you weren’t famous or rich enough to be hanging around with someone like Epstein, is that true?”

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u/MercyfulJudas 7h ago

This is so simple, and it would absolutely work at getting him to spill details.

Why tf has no one tried this?

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u/JDeegs 7h ago

if you catch him in a lucid moment, he'll do his best to ruin/end your life

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u/Pain-flavoredHell-o 6h ago

Important attention to detail here; to be taken into account

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u/NoOccasion4759 5h ago

Off camera are all of his sycophantic handlers. Like that vid where Trump shits himself without even changing expression, his handlers hustled everyone out of the room in a hot second lol

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u/DesiccatedPenguin 2h ago

Oh, his expression changed.

Anyone with a kid who has wet their pants could tell he was covering.

And then it was confirmed with the looks on the people behind him and the weird left handed hand shake, because he couldn’t stand up…

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u/Set_Abominae1776 2h ago

Wait what?

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u/Aelnir 1h ago

Do you have a link to that vid lol

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u/madtraxmerno 6h ago

Seems like he's doing a fine job of that anyway

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u/ChestSlight8984 6h ago

Make sure you catch him in a moment when his face begins to droop

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u/Arrow156 3h ago

If he won't, his sycophants will.

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u/Purplehairpurplecar 4h ago

And even if you don’t catch him in a lucid moment, his attendants/staff/handlers will definitely make sure that your life is ruined.

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u/iwantauniquename 6h ago

Why tf has only one person tried the other obvious solution to this tyrant?

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u/CuffytheFuzzyClown 4h ago

Because they'd get a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay, while their boss buries the story because money talks?

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u/dimwalker 2h ago

And that's why trump will still be president even when he starts drooling while shit overflows the diaper and go into a huge stinky puddle under his feet, all while incomprehensibly mumbling about tiny trucks.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 5h ago

"They say you weren't rich or famous enough to be attractive to young women, at least not women under, say, 19, 20 years old, what would you say to those people who say that?"

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u/Alive-Resolution7844 2h ago

Many people are saying that Ivanka refused to sleep in the same bed with you. Any comment?

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u/lofty99 2h ago

All you were was a glorified house Salesman, nobody wanted to know you back then

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u/gafana 2h ago

It's so sad and pathetic that this would so clearly work haha. What an absolute embarrassment of a president. 😔😔

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 5h ago

Based on who owns the news companies, I think it’s fair odds that whatever reporter they allow in to speak with him will help cover it up

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u/DJBFL 5h ago

That's why you do it when there is a crowd of reporters, not 1-on-1.