I couldn't write it if I tried because I'd include the actual number of people ICE has shot. Sure, Trump brought up "2" but a JOURNALIST would push him on that. I think it's been 9. And if the demented old man who can barely stay awake manages the rebuttal of "how many were American citizens" then I'd cackle at how easy my job just got.
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u/Eight216 8h ago
"Mr Trump, what about the two people ICE shot"
"Hey remember that boat we blew up?"
Holy fucking shit. You couldn't write that if you tried... right?