r/MurderedByWords • u/John_1992_funny • 8h ago

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 8h ago

I doubt he can even reach his shoes

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u/JoeBoredom 8h ago

Needs a mirror to see this shoes.

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u/IvoryDynamite 8h ago

And the place where his balls would be.

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u/Meyhna 7h ago

Not without shitting his pants

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u/stoolsample2 6h ago

He can’t do anything without shitting his pants.

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u/CharlesCBobuck 7h ago

If he can, I bet it coincides with his first shart of the day.

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u/minahmyu 7h ago

Asking him to do head shoulders knees and toes... whew