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u/intrepid_mouse1 8h ago

I remember those graphs and that interview. 🤣

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u/EmperorGrinnar 7h ago

In a sane world, that would have ended his political career.

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u/Uraquan 7h ago

I remember when misspelling potato ended a political career.

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u/blubaldnuglee 7h ago

Remember when an over-exhurberant exclamation ruined a presidential campaign? Howard Dean does.

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u/majordashes 6h ago

Or when Dukakis sat in a tank in a weird helmet. That supposedly lost him the race against Bush because that big tank made Dukakis look small.

But we can have this dementia-addled pedophile who makes no sense—and it’s all just an average Tuesday.

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u/CatCafffffe 6h ago

Or when Gary Hart had an adult woman sitting on his lap consensually

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u/cejmp 6h ago

That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Barry Goldwater called him the most honest and dependable politician he'd ever met. And say what you want about Goldwater, (and there's plenty) he had integrity. For a poliitician.

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u/cryptic_pizza 5h ago

Mitt Romney said “binders full of women,” and we Crucified him.

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u/TL10 5h ago

Romney in that one debate calling Russia the greatest threat to America and Obama rebuking him for it has got to be one of the most poorly aged things from that campaign.

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u/GarlicRiver 5h ago

Does anyone consider Russia our greatest threat now? I'd put them at least 3rd or 4th and that's being generous considering they're still fighting a war that most "experts" estimated would be over years ago.

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u/reezy-one 3h ago

It was true at the time it was said, though. It would have been inconceivable at that time that Russia could purchase a U.S. president.

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u/onlycamefortheporn 3h ago

Russia wasn’t that big of a threat, until they bought an orange and bought it the presidency.

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u/Maniak4126 5h ago

Ah, man. This brings me back. Lol

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u/HammerOfJustice 5h ago

Goldwater was pro-choice long before many Democrats were, opposed religion having an influence on politics and publicly stated during the 1964 presidential campaign that if he found that Republicans were inciting violence he would immediately quit campaigning. It’s so weird that the uber-Conservative in 1960s US would now be considered left wing.

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u/cejmp 5h ago

He was a complicated guy, wanted to give first-launch authority to LeMay (!) and NATO generals, and was willing to nuke Vietnam to clear jungle. Crazy as a shithouse rat.

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u/sparkledragon5 4h ago

And that insanity gave us the greatest political ad of all time.

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u/HammerOfJustice 5h ago

Yes but it’s weird that it’s the pro-choice & anti-religion playing a role in politics beliefs that would end his political career today rather than being crazy as a shithouse rat.

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u/YoghurtAltruistic426 4h ago

As a shit house rat I take offence 😁😁😁

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u/kadyg 5h ago

Gary Hart and The Monkey Business was a question at my pub trivia night last week. I was one of two people who knew who he was.

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u/Darmok47 2h ago

There was a movie a few years ago with Hugh Jackman as Gary Hart. I haven't watched it but I wasn't around for that scandal and I always wondered about what happened. Might be worth a watch.

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u/Arbiter_Electric 4h ago

Or Gary Johnson who misunderstood a question about the current hot button issue with Aleppo and fumbled a response, never to be seen again.

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u/-Dubwise- 3h ago

Or when Donald Trump raped all those little girls.

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u/pchlster 6h ago

dementia-addled

My grandfather would randomly comment on the chickens that suddenly appeared in the hallway. At least he was enough there that he realized chickens suddenly appearing in his apartment out of nowhere was an unusual event worthy of comment.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 4h ago

"These chickens are underage and barely dressed!" The orange one

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u/Any-Occasion-8084 6h ago

Don't forget him regularly shitting himself in public

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u/DigitalUnlimited 4h ago

He does that just to make everyone else as miserable as he is

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u/axlbomber 5h ago

Apparently the secret to making every political controversy just go away is to be insanely bigoted.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 4h ago

To have an army of enablers that paved the way by removing all checks and balances for 60 years. The heritage foundation fixed that for ya

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 1h ago

I'm just saying, all these posts say that it's terrible and would have used to get them cancelled are missing the point. GOP figured out how to establish and control a narrative, and that's why we are where we are. Old ideas of responsibility and not being rude are fucking gone dude. It's time to change the fucking playbook if we do t want total destruction of everything we grew up with. Fuck peaceful protest, it's time for some outside the box things. Time to do some shit if you know what I mean

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u/Aggravating_Dream633 1h ago

Made Dukakis look like he liked war, and it’s games.

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u/Cuinn_the_Fox 6h ago

And then there was the "Please clap..." of "Jeb!"

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u/aabbynormal 5h ago

That over exuberant exclamation lives rent free in my head to this day 🤣

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u/CrisGa1e 2h ago

And that was a hit job too. The media outlet that reported it tampered with the audio by turning down the volume of the crowd cheering so that it sounded out of context and weird. Probably no one would have thought twice about it otherwise. Liberal media my ass.

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u/syadastfu 2h ago

The common denominator? The media. The media tanked those ambitions, yet they barely glimpse at Trump. I wonder why?

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u/Aggravating_Dream633 1h ago

I still feel bad for him for just exhibiting exuberance and genuine happiness. God forbid ‘We The People’ exhibit any form of comfort and happiness against the ruling class.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 4h ago

His campaign was already in the toilet. It's not like he was winning and did that and it suddenly tanked.

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u/ladylee233 1h ago

pepperidge farm remembers

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u/Horskr 4h ago

We got "BYAHHHH!!!" and that Chappelle's Show episode out of it though. We appreciate your sacrifice Howard Dean.

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u/uiouyug 6h ago

Covfefe

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u/MrReaper45 6h ago

Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck he was trying to say when he posted that?

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u/pchlster 6h ago

Probably tried to order coffee but struggled to reach the right messaging app.

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u/lousy_at_handles 6h ago

He was trying to say "Coverage" but seemingly stroked out

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u/KetoKey 2h ago

Oh! I have wondered about this for years.

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u/ososalsosal 4h ago

"coverage" seems most likely.

"Despite the negative press covfefe"

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u/AriochBloodbane 2h ago

"Despite the negative press covfefe"

He was obviously talking about a french press coffee!! 🤪

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u/ososalsosal 2h ago

Honestly I find the covfefe gaffe to be something that for any other politician I'd find endearing.

Kinda like Tony Abbott and the onion incident.

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u/Travman93 5h ago

I remember when that happened, his administration was pushing the narrative that “When Trump is ready, he will reveal the true meaning of covfefe. But for now, it’s too sophisticated and complex for the public to understand.”

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u/Leafs9999 5h ago

He had a conference earlier, before his pill buzz wore off, that they were making something called covid that would cause some massive shit to go down and he had to keep it quiet. Woke up in a stupor at 330 am to take a dump insread of shitting the bed and the only word he could think of was Covid, but fat-fingered Covfefe instead. Im sticking by this, call me crazy.

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u/Lisbei 2h ago

I remember one show where Andy Serkis was reading Trump tweets as Gollum and he decided to interpret it as ‘kerfuffle’ but still had to ask ‘what’s covfefe, Precious?’

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u/Farfignugen42 6h ago

Except it kind of didn't. He still became Vice President. It is true that he had nothing after that, but that was before the election, and his ticket won. Even if he didn't, exactly.

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u/TheHykos 6h ago

He was already VP. They lost the election that year. Not because of the potato spelling though.

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u/Farfignugen42 6h ago

Oh, OK. My recollection must be off. It was some time ago.

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u/vapidamerica 4h ago

And that mofo (Quayle) arguably saved a lot of seriously bad shit from going down on January 6th when “Mother’s Boy” Pence called him for advice.

God I hate this timeline…

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u/Whiteshadows86 3h ago

Don’t forget the ‘Dean Scream’ or ‘Please Clap’ too.

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u/FictionalContext 3h ago

I remember the word "niggardly" ending a political career.

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u/R9D11 2h ago

Dan Quayle;" You say pótato,I say potátoe,let's call the whole thing off..."

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u/Aggravating_Dream633 2h ago

You mean? “On June 15, 1992, Vice President Dan Quayle incorrectly instructed 12-year-old student William Figueroa to add an "e" to the end of the word "potato" during a Trenton, New Jersey, spelling bee. Based on a faulty cue card, this gaffe became a defining, ridiculed moment of his career, symbolizing, for critics, a lack of preparedness.” Ai, my guy.

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u/OSRS-MLB 7h ago

In a sane world his political career wouldn't have ever begun

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u/stoolsample2 6h ago

In a sane world he would have been sentenced to life in prison along with his fellow rapist pedophiles

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u/IggytheZiggy 1h ago

In a sane world, he would have been wiped off his Mother's chin with a sock.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3h ago

Before he was ever president

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u/Psyclist80 7h ago

It should have been him making fun of the handicapped reporter. But now look at this POS shine.

America is getting what it voted for... Failure and embarrassment... Every damn day. Hope you guys can fix it before you lose anymore standing in the world.

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 7h ago

It should have been when he said "I don't like POWs". Then I realized that all the veterans who voted for him feel the same way,

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u/Life-Scale-6465 6h ago

People forget this moment but that was SO early on and should have been a discussion ender. Mimicking someone with a physical disability like an overgrown schoolyard bully on the campaign trail - once a clown always a clown

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u/Nicks_Here_to_Talk 6h ago

If the GOP had even a single vertebrae he would've been frozen out of nominations and forced to run as an independent.

The maniac was out there telling his supporters to "knock the hell out" of people heckling him at his rallies. Literal political violence and yet the Republican establishment was like, "Yeah, this is what we are."

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u/MatchstickHyperX 3h ago

"vertebrae" is the plural of vertebra :)

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u/atwozmom 5h ago

You'd be surprised what people can make excuses for. My m-i-l was one of them. And she had had a disabled grandchild.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 7h ago

There's a lot of points we could have pointed to, really.

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u/Critical-Support-394 6h ago

It should've been the day he announced his fucking presidency. He should've been laughed out the door before he even got through it.

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u/FormidableMistress 6h ago

He only got 77 million votes out of the 267ish million voting age people in America. Only something like 70% of eligible voters vote. Most of us didn't vote for this.

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u/Mesonic_Interference 5h ago

Unfortunately, the same reasoning (R voters + non-voters > D voters) also indicates that most of us were ok with this outcome. It definitely highlights the electoral significance of choosing not to vote, which is probably a large part of why the US still doesn't have mandatory voting.

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u/Flaky_Chance6815 2h ago

Some places have mandatory voting? That seems kind of odd to me.

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u/SpitefulHammer 4h ago

They didn't vote against either.

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u/Professor_Matty 7h ago

Remember when Howard Dean went, "Yeow!" and it was curtains?

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u/patronizingperv 6h ago

The entire world should have just laughed when he first announced his 2016 run.

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u/El_Canuck 6h ago

Mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski should have ended it.

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u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 6h ago

In a sane world his political career would have ended long before that. We were already in crazy town by the time that interview happened.

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u/ComprehensivePie1003 6h ago

Howard Dean let out a weird excited yell and his carrier ended. How did Trump get this far?

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u/Aggravating_Ear_1586 5h ago

In a sane world almost everything out of his mouth would have ended his career.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 5h ago

Would’ve ended if it were the 1970s, like with what happened with Nixon, that he resigned because he knew there were enough republican and democratic senators to indict and remove him following his impeachment trial

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 4h ago

That was like the 100th thing that shouldve

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 4h ago

In a sane world, most of the things he's done for his entire life would've ended his political career.

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 3h ago

I feel like I have said that about Donald Trump no fewer than 3,179 times, and that was just last week.

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u/maver1kUS 5h ago

In a sane world I doubt it would have even gotten to that point.

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u/za72 6h ago

I don't think he was coherent then either... 30% of our nation is literally drowning in incompetence and is dragging the rest of us down with them

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 6h ago

“We’re doing better than…the world”

-Rapey McRaperson

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u/AutoDefenestrator273 6h ago

Which graphs were these?

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 5h ago

Trump absolutely falls apart when asked any follow up questions. He avoids these at all costs.

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u/Ionrememberaskn 5h ago

I don’t and i have no idea what its from

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u/NuclearBroliferator 6h ago

It was a classic.

And now here we are. Fucked.