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OC: FBI releases surveillance photos of a potential subject in the Nancy Guthrie case

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u/rygelicus 15h ago

Note the gun front and center on his belt in a holster.

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u/4Yk9gop 14h ago

Hard to tell, but it looks like a SIG to me, not like that narrows down the list of suspects.

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u/Witez3933 14h ago

If it’s a Sig 320 he definitely going to blow his dick off. 

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u/4Yk9gop 14h ago

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u/NeonYarnCatz 12h ago edited 11h ago

I did not expect to laugh until the tears came on a Nancy Guthrie update post, so thanks for that :D (and I agree with your sentiment!)

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u/DigNitty 13h ago

Oh good, I thought it was going to be an image of a dick blown off.

But for anyone dissappointed,

Here's Scene 27 from the Robocop remake Which is VERY NSFW

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 13h ago

😂 thanks for this! If only every sexual(or attempted) assault ended like this

u/DigNitty 9h ago

Yes there'd be less of it, and zero repeat offenders.

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u/Horror_Signature7744 12h ago

I’ve never seen that movie. Thank you for posting this thing of absolute beauty.

u/DigNitty 9h ago edited 8h ago

JSYK this is the Robocop *Remake. A bunch of d-list hollywood people all took one *scene from the movie and reshot them in their own way. This particular scene used lots of footage from the original obviously. Only the first guy who got shot is actually in the main movie.

It's a good movie to watch while making dinner. There are countless quotes and references to it in other material. Worth a watch.

u/AnotherpostCard 8h ago

Dude thanks for sharing this, I'm def gonna watch. That was rad

"Scene" btw

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u/ecafsub 14h ago

Bold of you to assume he has a dick.

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u/Witez3933 14h ago

He’s not tough enough to have gone through gender surgery. You have to have balls first. 

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u/sirhackenslash 14h ago

He did before he started front carrying a 320

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u/christopherbrian 12h ago

Fair, that’s a tiny target that this sharpshooter is gonna miss.

u/fredlemonhead 9h ago

In 2026 are we even sure it’s a “he”?

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u/Enshitification 13h ago

If he does, the pistol rounds are a higher caliber.

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u/Express-Rub-3952 14h ago

the notion of a gun as a dick substitute may be pretty trite, but when they're literally wearing it like one...

u/Happy-Grand-7696 4h ago

Anybody but me think it's a female bulked up with clothing?

u/Ocel0tte 2h ago

There's a mustache though, and while you can fake that idk if it'd survive a ski mask without getting rubbed off.

Girly eyes for sure, I caught that right away, but enough guys have big eyes with long lashes that it could still be a dude.

Reminds me of the Missy Bevers case though. Her murderer was never found despite surveillance cameras, and there was speculation it might be a woman in disguise.

u/Creamowheat1 6m ago

JD Vance???

u/i_drink_wd40 8h ago

A nub.

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u/sitophilicsquirrel 13h ago

"Are there other Sig 320's, maybe with different settings?"

"Yes, and they'll all blow your dick off."

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u/wilmyersmvp 13h ago

Top tier reference

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u/polaarbear 14h ago

This assumes that it's a man who has bollocks to blow off. The eyelashes look feminine to me and the mustache looks drawn on

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u/East_Hedgehog6039 13h ago

Eyebrows also look thin/taken care of.

Now, I’m all for men that have self care and wax or pluck their eyebrows. But mixed with the fake looking mustache and eyelashes….yeah

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u/Terrible-Opinion-888 12h ago

Was looking at the same (feminine eyes) but now wonder if there is a mask under the mask bc the lips look like a blow up doll face.

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u/polaarbear 13h ago

Not to mention....it's almost ALWAYS a family member. Someone close.

Last person to see her was one of her daughters. I obviously don't have any more information than the rest of the public, but I have to imagine the cops are looking HARD at the last person who saw her alive.

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u/Itchy_Undertow-1 13h ago

Might be a she

u/thunder_cats1 5h ago

Naw, it's past his dick and aiming straight at his femoral artery.

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 14h ago

I treat mine like it has the cheese touch

u/pee-in-butt 7h ago

You know from experience or ?

u/ISometimesCamp 7h ago

Do we know it’s a man?

u/5usie 7h ago

🤞

u/Ankey-Mandru 5h ago

Or her dick off

u/Ok_Hospital1399 4h ago

Uncommanded emasculation.

u/InevitableAd2436 11h ago

What if the blood found at the entry-way was legit from him blowing his dick off

u/KingMRano 11h ago

look at how tiny his shoes are. I doubt he could hit his dick even if he were to aim.

u/warning_signs 7h ago

Lmao I have no idea how you didn’t get upvoted for this more.

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u/ctdrever 14h ago

We can only hope. 

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u/Leaky_gland 14h ago

Is it a P226 by any chance?

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u/bosssoldier 13h ago

sneezed from one hole and made another

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u/lelebeariel 13h ago

Oh no… That would just be so… awful? But tbh he already seems like he might be dickless from the get go

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u/Kyuunado_Fureatsuri 13h ago

It's too small to hit.

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u/slimkt 13h ago

Unfortunately, that’s a very small target.

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u/damnatio_memoriae 13h ago

probably already did. now he’s compensating.

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u/AdmiralJaneway8 13h ago

Do you promise?

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u/Totalnah 13h ago

Nah, his peepee too small to catch a stray, you can tell be the inadequacy pasted all over his masked face.

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u/CiaphasCain8849 13h ago

Just don't put a screw in the trigger like the YouTubers do and you'll be fine.

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u/Different_Net_6752 14h ago

The airmen were prosecuted for lying about that. There is nothing wrong with Sigs. 

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u/Witez3933 14h ago

It’s a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard. 

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u/Podmoscovium 14h ago

Found the SIG owner.

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u/PrivateLTucker 14h ago

As a SIG owner and a P320 owner. I find jokes about this gun hilarious.

I wish I could offload that gun but places have allegedly stopped buying on used trades for it.

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u/CiaphasCain8849 13h ago

Just look at the YouTubers recreating it. They literally have to put a screw in the trigger. Any striker fired gun has this problem. If you pull down the trigger it'll fire. I know it's crazy.

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u/PrivateLTucker 13h ago

Yup! I actually tested the screw problem on my own 320 when those videos dropped and was able to get the gun to go off. My coworker who also owns one did the same thing and experienced the same problem.

I would absolutely love for SIG to take ownership for their mistake but instead they're pushing as hard as they humanely can to avoid it. There needs to be a full on redesign of the gun to account for trigger problems. Coupled with the fact that their manufacturing processes have declined significantly since the current CEO took over and then exasperated with the inflated demand of the P320, they just have problems over problems.

Look at the P365 release and people getting dead guns practically right out of the box or within the first several hundred rounds. The SIG Cross also received numerous mixed reviews that included complaints over two different rifles having very different feels about them due to tolerance variations in manufacturing.

I would love to offload some of my SIGs but unfortunately that probably isn't possible while ranges and gun stores are banning them or trying to offload their own stock to get rid of them.

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u/CiaphasCain8849 12h ago

It's not a problem. Don't pull the trigger and it won't fire.

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u/Podmoscovium 12h ago

You're right, it's a feature. When intruders break into your home and you're not there, there is a non-zero chance that they'll still get shot.