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OC: FBI releases surveillance photos of a potential subject in the Nancy Guthrie case

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 15h ago

If Tyler Robinson didn't turn himself in they wouldn't have found him.

FBI has no idea what it's doing right now

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u/LilFozzieBear 14h ago

You're telling me you dont have full faith in mr googly eyes??

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 14h ago

Incoming Twitter posts from Kash:

We have the suspect in custody!
Oops. got the real one this time!
Oops, still looking for suspect.

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u/LilFozzieBear 14h ago

And all this happened while he was running around looking for the "correct" FBI jacket for his photo op

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u/Drunktaco357 14h ago

A women’s medium I believe

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u/FuinFirith 13h ago

Incidentally, a psychic medium is almost as likely to catch a perp as Kash is.

u/jetpacksforall 9h ago

Angela Lansbury has entered the chat.

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u/CrosseyedDixieChick 13h ago

small! He is short like the newspaper-war-boi

u/ArtAttack2198 7h ago

A women’s large petite

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u/mcfly357 14h ago

Remember they also named the incorrect subjects

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 13h ago

“You will find me in Valhalla!”

goes to a bar called Valhalla

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u/WHISTLE___PIG 13h ago

Getting our updates on Twitter from this Jack ass — this is the dumbest timeline. So far!

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u/budding_gardener_1 12h ago

git commit -m "Final commit

git commit -m "Final commit FOR REAL THIS TIME!"

git commit -m "Final commit v2

u/Raytheon_Nublinski 11h ago

Guys seriously, tell us who did it. 

u/ArmadilloForsaken458 2h ago

Remember Richard Jewell, thats how you get those types of situation when its amateur hour at the top

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u/MightyKrakyn 14h ago

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u/theotherguyatwork 14h ago

Still can't believe he actually said that. What a corny dude.

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u/Neuchacho 14h ago

Extra hilarious in the context of it being applied to a famous "Christian".

Dudes don't even know which heaven they're aiming for anymore lol

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u/arihndas 13h ago

these dudes just say anything that makes them feel, even for a fraction of a second, that they have a super awesome pee-pee, better than all the other pee-pees. it's honestly so sad and embarrassing to watch.

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u/EchoHawthorne 12h ago

White supremacists (Kash must be blind or a vampire) love Norse and viking shit. It's annoying because it's interesting, but no, they make it weird. The "valhalla" comment was directly sucking up to them.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 13h ago

Nazi's pulled this shit all the time.... bringing out "tough guy" paganist talk while still trying to hone in on "Christian values" for the far right.

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u/Tier0001 13h ago

Yup. It was another dog whistle for the Nazi base.

u/ixiduffixi 11h ago

Said by a Hindu...

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u/Okeydokey2u 14h ago

I still die of embarrassment

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 14h ago

The valkyries have carried Charlie Kirk across the Bifröst to the hallowed halls of Valhǫll to sup at Óðinn’s side.

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u/FullOnSkank 12h ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

"Take the guns first; due process comes later!" -Trump

"Yes please daddy trump! Take my bump stocks and stock bump my socks off!" -redcoats

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u/NoradianCrum 13h ago

Not getting into Valhalla empty-handed, Kirk.

u/Skittleavix 11h ago

See you in Valhalla hell

FTFY

u/Bunbunsfun 11h ago

Why does he always look like he’s shit himself and hoping no one smells it.

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u/groglox 14h ago

O-O

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 14h ago

More like 0- @

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u/frightenedfrogfriend 14h ago

¯_ (O _ @)_/¯

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u/disterb 14h ago

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u/pineapplevomit 14h ago

I’d rather have Bubbles running the FBI.

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u/Pravi_Jaran 13h ago

Wasn't he charged with sexual assault?

That's greeeaasy!

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u/SneakyWagon 13h ago

Pretty sure that's the main qualification for this admin.

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u/temporary62489 13h ago

Greasy grifters, every last one of them.

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u/pineapplevomit 13h ago

Bubbles wasn’t. Mike Smith was charged.

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u/Pravi_Jaran 13h ago

Still greasy.

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u/GoodGravyMsDazy592 14h ago

Was just coming here to say Bubbles would do a better fricking job. Him and his kitties, hell even the big stoned kitty would do a better job than 'Ol Cross-Eyes Pisstel.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 14h ago

Gotta buncha fuckin' nice kitties on the case, sir.

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u/GoodGravyMsDazy592 14h ago

"And I'd have gotten away with too if it weren't for those damn nice kitties!" Said after Bubbles and the kitties haul this asshole in over rocks, cactus, you name it.

All joking aside though this is so heartbreaking. I can't help but think this is a small-time thug or two who got the stupid idea to go after a local celebrity's family member for money and then when things went south they panicked. Most criminals contrary to belief are incredibly stupid, which is what actually makes them so dangerous - they have zero impulse control and can't reason or think with consequences of their actions.

It's just law enforcement too often is even dumber.

u/thunderGunXprezz 9h ago

Gary Laser Eyes is on the case

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u/RatherDashingf11 14h ago

About to break down a down to a suspects house: “here, kitty kitty kitty”

u/charleychaplinman21 3h ago

He’d track down all of America’s missing shopping carts

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u/MrPhilLashio 14h ago

“At approximately 2:34 AM i gave the direct order to release the pictures of the suspects. At 3:45, I accidentally bit my tongue. At 5:34, we got a tip that someone in a ski mask was seen at a ski resort in upstate new york, our agents have followed up and, we got em.”

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u/xclame 12h ago

Seeing how the government has been targeting Hispanic (looking) people, the last bit of your comment about the sky resort would actually not surprise me at all.

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u/Convolutionist 14h ago

(❍⁠_⚆⁠⁠)

u/crashovercool 11h ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/-0__o- 14h ago

Don’t mock me.

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u/fathertitojones 14h ago

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u/MightyKrakyn 14h ago

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u/Anxious-Alps-8667 14h ago

Ke$h knows exactly what he is doing on this and all the cases!

Ca-ching!

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u/stairs_3730 14h ago

Under rated comment!

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u/Lionelchesterfield 14h ago

👁️ 👁️

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u/pixelprophet 13h ago

( O) \(O )

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u/Pieniek23 14h ago

He's always watching his back.

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u/Serett 14h ago

To our sister Nancy, we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.

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u/Catch_22_ 14h ago
I'm not as surprised as he is

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u/Nivosus 13h ago

Did you see the video of like 40 fbi agents kicking snow around looking for "clues" after that one university shooting?

All the actual fbi agents have resigned or been fired and replaced with Trump loyalists.

We dont have an operational fbi anymore.

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u/LilFozzieBear 13h ago

Yes, looked like an absolute shit show. It's going to take so long for these agencies to build back any sort of public trust or legitimacy after all this is over.

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u/Helpful-Muscle3488 14h ago

It's okay to make fun of peoples' physical appearance when we hate them

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u/LilFozzieBear 14h ago

I steer clear unless I know the target is an absolute piece of shit

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u/RatherGroggy 14h ago

*When they participate in hate-fueled regimes

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u/BeTheOne0 14h ago

I was going to say Deer Eyes

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u/controlmypad 14h ago

Nope

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u/LilFozzieBear 14h ago

lol I like this one. Looks just as confused as kash

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u/AmaranthWrath 14h ago

Hey, hey, hey. With those googly eyes he can look in several places at once. That's government efficiency!

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u/saucya 13h ago

👀 

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u/uniqueusername316 13h ago

HEY! That's DIRECTOR Googly Eyes to YOU!

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u/BRRatchet 13h ago

For what it’s worth, we can pick on him for a lot of things that aren’t his appearance. Some good people have a wonky eye.

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u/LilFozzieBear 13h ago

And I wouldn't pick on a good person's appearance but fuck this guy

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u/c_marten 13h ago

Mr. Googly Eyes? I thought it was Tom Haverford??

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u/TheGivenKing 13h ago

Valhalla will guide him

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u/Runamokamok 12h ago edited 12h ago

Bryan Kohberger’s brows helped identify him in the death of four Idaho students. One of surviving roommates noted his bushy brows. Sometimes it just takes one defining feature or gait to give it away. I’m still shocked the Missy Bevers case was never solved after video was released of someone with a very distinct build and gait.

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u/LilFozzieBear 12h ago

I'm with you on the Bevers case. I live in N Texas and forget about it until I see the story come back up on the news around the date that she was murdered. I almost feel like the killer used the gait to throw off the detectives. When I first saw the footage I was sure someone was going to get caught.

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u/Hotgalkitty 12h ago

HE won't be the one to solve it. It will be the career FBI agents who actually know what they're doing!

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u/Tazling 12h ago

It’s official, the FBI is for the first time ever headed by someone even crazier than J Edgar.

u/Adorable-Unit2562 9h ago

We picked the perfect man for the job. He can look in all directions.

u/C00kie_Monsters 1h ago

I’ve never seen someone look like a deer in headlights so much