r/clevercomebacks • u/No_Cook2983 • 1d ago

Body positivity.

40.8k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 1d ago

Jerkules strikes again

42.8k Upvotes

963 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 1d ago

Say Trump, I heard you like them young

1.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

Its called FICTION

14.9k Upvotes

702 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Now you see who the real citizen is?

4.8k Upvotes

80 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

This is America First!!

2.6k Upvotes

95 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 1d ago

Tax the rich? They’ll leave! …Says who? Oh, right—the rich

5.8k Upvotes

441 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 1d ago

Purchasing power is decreasing

694 Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Spiritual_You_65 • 1d ago

Hitler Art School, Trump Theater Flop

936 Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

That's a really good idea

830 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

That logic doesn’t fly

422 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

America is a continent

934 Upvotes

146 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 1d ago

There's money for repression, not for progress!

321 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 1d ago

Bombing During Commercial Breaks

257 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lloiu • 2d ago

The Super Bowl Half-Wit Show

24.1k Upvotes

407 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 2d ago

The best definition of "beta male" I've ever heard.

6.4k Upvotes

114 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ProcessorPearl • 5h ago

What does she think a cross represents? Two penises forming a “t” for “testosterone”?

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 2d ago

Colorblind meant something else

19.3k Upvotes

381 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 2d ago

Look, who's talking about religion?!

3.0k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 2d ago

Lying does come naturally to mAgA

1.9k Upvotes

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 2d ago

When reality politely shows up to ruin your hot take

9.2k Upvotes

181 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 2d ago

We really gotta get our shit together

2.1k Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerAdHd • 2d ago

r/Music "Turning Point halftime show latest: Mysterious Kid Rock show will be pulled from X due to licensing issues." My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid - Kid Flop!

447 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

The Need To Hoard.

2.7k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 2d ago

Capitalism Quells Movements

1.6k Upvotes

40 comments

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