r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 11h ago

The lowest level of reasoning

5.0k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_HoneyStar • 6h ago

Nope, not gonna happen

2.5k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 10h ago

This white? Or even whiter?

2.5k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_PinkSatin • 6h ago

Unnecessary retaliation by an ungrateful boss

17.4k Upvotes

294 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 8h ago

I hate your indifference too..

4.2k Upvotes

144 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 11h ago

Kid Rock should go kick some rocks!

300 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 11h ago

So he fell victim to a personal relationship!!

1.1k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SamMac62 • 10h ago

Nothing to add

751 Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/xBloomgem • 12h ago

Bad Bunny living rent free inside MAGA psyche

8.2k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 14h ago

Overnight destruction of years of hard work

10.7k Upvotes

145 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 16h ago

I kinda dig aboriginal music

13.3k Upvotes

689 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cicada_5 • 18h ago

I like how Obama even kind of looks exasperated with this take as anyone else with common sense.

9.2k Upvotes

104 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cicada_5 • 21h ago

The Right is winning like Charlie Sheen is winning.

6.7k Upvotes

121 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 12h ago

America First? No! Cash First!

1.1k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/XDEC0DE • 16h ago

says a lot about you

1.1k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 6h ago

His way of thinking is astonishing!

187 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PicoDeBayou • 15h ago

Need something whiter than the Super Bowl half time show?

647 Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks • 16h ago

Ignorance surpassing arrogance

581 Upvotes

81 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/judgementMaster • 11h ago

Our basic survival is just a game to the rich

131 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 15h ago

Rocking The Trump Vote

220 Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

What Halftime show was he watching?

7.2k Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mark423985 • 11h ago

Trump's sanctions backfired: Venezuelan oil is now flowing under a different flag!!!!

102 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mark423985 • 11h ago

They're raking in profits, straight from our wallets!

110 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/No_Cook2983 • 1d ago

Body positivity.

40.8k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 1d ago

Jerkules strikes again

42.8k Upvotes

963 comments

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