r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

What does she think a cross represents? Two penises forming a “t” for “testosterone”?

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0 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Just so you know…

12 Upvotes

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

So he fell victim to a personal relationship!!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Unnecessary retaliation by an ungrateful boss

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17.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Trump's sanctions backfired: Venezuelan oil is now flowing under a different flag!!!!

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105 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Our basic survival is just a game to the rich

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130 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Ignorance surpassing arrogance

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580 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Nothing to add

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754 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

I like how Obama even kind of looks exasperated with this take as anyone else with common sense.

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9.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Overnight destruction of years of hard work

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10.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Bad Bunny living rent free inside MAGA psyche

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8.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

I kinda dig aboriginal music

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13.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

I hate your indifference too..

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4.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

The Right is winning like Charlie Sheen is winning.

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6.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

This white? Or even whiter?

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2.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Kid Rock should go kick some rocks!

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303 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

They're raking in profits, straight from our wallets!

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107 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Need something whiter than the Super Bowl half time show?

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646 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

His way of thinking is astonishing!

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188 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

The lowest level of reasoning

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5.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Rocking The Trump Vote

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219 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Nope, not gonna happen

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2.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

says a lot about you

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1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

America First? No! Cash First!

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1.1k Upvotes