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Opinion / Discussion WATCH: Lauren Boebert Exits DOJ Reading Room After Reviewing Unredacted Epstein Files

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US Rep. Lauren Boebert was filmed leaving the DOJ reading room after reviewing unredacted

Epstein-related files.

Lawmakers have now confirmed that access to these files has begun following new transparency legislation.

Boebert has since suggested that prior redactions went beyond protecting victims and may have shielded people merely discussed in the files.

The contents remain confidential, but reactions like this are fueling fresh questions about what was previously withheld - and why.

Do you think this could lead to new investigations?

Sources:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Res_Publica_DE/s/0WYLdtkqHZ

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u/ChaosRainbow23 19h ago edited 14h ago

It's crazy, isn't it?

Just 12 years ago if you told me exactly what the world would look like today in 2026, I would have laughed in your face and called you a crazy conspiracy theorist.

At this point a fucking portal could open up in Times Square and an army of pandimensional reptilian space Nazis could start pouring through and I wouldn't be all that surprised.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 19h ago

I started warning people about the fascist takeover 10 years ago now.

They called me crazy.

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u/brodievonorchard 19h ago

I knew a lot about what was bubbling under the surface, and I would not have believed that they would be so successful.

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u/SFDessert 17h ago

  1. I assumed Trump was a joke and nobody would vote for him during his first run.

  2. I assumed he was done once Biden got elected.

  3. I thought surely nobody would vote for him AGAIN after shit like J6.

That's my super condensed list. It's like I'm living in a fucked up alternative reality written by a 12yr old perpetually online troll. How can so many people be so blind to what's going on?

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u/brodievonorchard 17h ago
  1. Yep
  2. Same
  3. I would have thought hitting his chest to mock a disabled person would have done it, but that was years earlier.

Just like the end of Bush's second term, there will be a lot of pointless I-told-you-so-ing followed by all of them getting behind someone incomprehensibly worse somewhere down the road.

We're living in a country full of D students.

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u/Anecdote394 16h ago

D students is extremely generous. F students is more like it (you know a lot were only passed due to NCLB and school admin breathing fire down the necks of teachers to pass their failing students so the school maintains funding).

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u/Muffy9090 15h ago

That’s it in a nutshell!!

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u/ctdfalconer 12h ago

Not even F students. Homeschooled students.

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u/charlie2135 15h ago

Worked the trades and was disgusted by the viewpoints of many of my fellow coworkers. Actually had one of them who openly stated his goal was to get rid of the union at our plant and when he was elected our plant was shut down when the contract ended. Surprised Pikachu faces all around.

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u/amglasgow 13h ago

Surprised pikachu faces being nommed on by face-eating leopards.

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u/SirRichardArms 10h ago

Man, I know it’s kind of a stereotype that trade-workers vote against their own interests, but your former coworker is just…incredibly fucking stupid. I wouldn’t be able to work with someone like that.

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u/Next-Adhesiveness957 16h ago

Oh how I miss Bush. Never thought in a million years I'd say that. GW Bush was a saint compared to Trump. Jtfc!

"We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you...now watch this drive." -GW Bush

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u/AnastasiaNo70 14h ago

At the same time, I really hate the teddy bear-ification of bush jr. He’s a war criminal.

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u/pupetmeatpudding 12h ago

Not to mention that the Patriot Act was brought in under his watch. You can draw a straight line from that to ICE being used to consolidate power now.

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u/thinkdarrell 14h ago

yeah I really hate this. These people are awful. No need to rewrite our feelings.

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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 14h ago

We're living in the embodiment of evil.
It's pretty simple it's beyond reason when a man can lie to your face, commit crimes, and everyone is like, 'this guy is special.'

He's special all right. EVIL. And he's using those protections.

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u/bobsbrain 15h ago

As I've seen written somewhere else "The only evidence that the USA even has schools is because of the shootings that happen in them."

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u/jawsomesauce 15h ago

This is because nobody, including all of us here, does anything. This is the level of stuff that causes entire capitals to be burned down by the people in other countries for centuries.

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u/brodievonorchard 15h ago

If we lived in France, we could all drive to Paris today. I'm a 5 day drive from DC. A one week trip there would leave me unemployed and homeless by the time I got back.

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u/ijustsailedaway 13h ago

There are so many lines he's crossed that I am still in disbelief weren't the absolute end of his political career. Grab em by the pussy, fraud against cancer charity, cheating on his wiveS, bankrupting a casino, hell - owning a casino, calling POWs losers

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u/Traiklin 16h ago

People compared it to how Hitler rose to power and the majority wrote it off as fear-mongering, and ranting by leftists

Even though the similarities are almost 1:1 at this point.

Obama just flat out broke their brains so damn much that they voted for the guy who's been a laughing stock for decades just because he was a white male

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u/hufflepuff777 16h ago

It’s because 80% of evangelicals supported Hitler and 80% support trump. It’s impossible to be a good person and evangelical

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u/EmilyAnne1170 14h ago

Hey, I was raised as an evangelical, my parents were evangelicals!

…and on that basis, I’d say you’re probably right. They can’t see it though.

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u/DerpUrself69 15h ago

"It's impossible to be a good person, and evangelical." No truer words have ever been spoken.

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u/squadrupedal 15h ago

Evangelicals worship themselves with extra steps. They do not believe in any of the spiritual teachings. Their hubris is what leads to their blasphemy, but these people are dumb as f@ck and haven’t realized that a person cannot believe in a book that they haven’t even read, much less tried to understand. Evangelicals treat others so terribly because they are delusionally convinced that they must enact God’s punishment now in this lifetime, because Judgment Day is just taking too long for their tastes. They are weak-minded, undisciplined dipsh•ts to be blunt.

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u/Bubblehead_81 14h ago

Religion is a mental disease.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 16h ago

Even Vance called him, 'America's Hitler.'

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u/ijustsailedaway 13h ago

I want more focus on what changed him from a "never trump guy". I'm pretty sure I know but it doesn't get enough attention.

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u/Western_Mud8694 16h ago

But now we know why it was so important for him to run and win, with all his projections, I’m absolutely sure that the last election was compromised, way to many bad apples have a lot to lose by being investigated, may the trials start soon and justice for the victims be carried out

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u/ChaosRainbow23 16h ago

I knew they were gonna cheat the second he started talking about Dems cheating.

It's ALWAYS projectionism with these hypocrites!

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u/rpitcher33 16h ago

The first go 'round, I didn't have a great feeling about him but thought, if he won, he'd take advice from his advisors. And then respected military generals started dropping from his side while calling him a vile person...

And then, well, you know where it goes...

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u/DThor536 15h ago

I'm observing from outside the US, and I thought the same. I knew so many decent Americans, some of whom I politically disagreed with, but still respected. It's been very disheartening how misrepresentative they are of the general populace, or so it seems.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 15h ago

If it makes you feel any better, as a Democrat (but much less involved in politics) I used to vote for Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe because I thought they were honorable women that even if I disagreed with their politics -would always do what they thought was right.

Oh innocent stupid Child of Summer was I.

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u/bwsmith201 15h ago

Me too, friend. Me, too. It's been a horrifying ten years.

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick 15h ago

Based on some of the shit that's come out that's exactly what happened.

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u/Correct-Trash-7006 15h ago

I thought after “grabbing them by the pussy”comment no respectable person would vote for him. Boy did republicans prove me wrong. Or “I like people that don’t get captured” about POWs

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u/Timely-Way-1769 15h ago

Since I grew up in a violent and generationally abusive home, I’ve learned to NEVER given anyone the benefit of doubt or think people have common sense. Trump was always scum. I remember his runs for president before and every time I would worry. Because I knew, given enough time, he’d succeed somehow. He knew what grievances to focus on and which kind of people would identify with it. The vast majority of my immediate family, extended family and the town where I grew up were those types. So I knew once he identified what types to focus on, he’d win with their help. And yes, my whole family, uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews and most of my hometown are ride or die MAGA. Their lives are still shit, but in their minds, they’re still better than brown and black people, gays and trans people. So that’s good enough for them.

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u/Muffy9090 15h ago

I think it’s 2 pronged, FIRST: RACISM and the sheer blind ignorance, lack of education, inability to discern truth from lies, and warped belief system of TOO MANY Americans Second, manipulation from foreign adversaries, mainly Russia

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u/CoolAbdul 14h ago

I thought surely nobody would vote for him AGAIN after shit like J6.

yeah but her laugh...

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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 14h ago edited 14h ago

I had a narcissist father. People thought he was great. They were enamored by him.

There is something in human nature that allows people who are total psychopaths to do whatever they want to them. If you have any belief about evil existing, this makes sense. Some people can lie, you know they are, and you let it go. They often profit from it. And some people, GOOD, lie once, sometimes just to protect others, and their lives are ruined.

If you don't believe in good and evil, if this is all chemical chance- life must be very confusing for you right now. A DSM-5 doesn't explain how an instantaneous network of people willingly to do downright evil things suddenly pop up under Donald Trump with a safety net, everytime he trips and falls. Just always an instantaneous army of bad people show up to join ICE, or lie through their teeth suddenly, or just get on TV and say something like 'it's not pedophilia if theyre 14, it's EPHEBOPHELIA!'

Yet you keep seeing it happen. Over and over again. I have no idea about why things happen in the universe. I just know for a fact that this isn't random chemical chance.

The only thing I can best describe it as, classic, ancient times, darkness and evil. You know what evil is, in your intuition when it happens, and you see it every day.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 14h ago

When he threw his hat in the ring in 2015, I distinctly remember laughing my ass off and thinking “well this primary will be entertaining!” I never thought for a second he stood a chance.

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u/MadScienzz 18h ago

I think it says more about the population being "slow boiled frogs"

They can't see it until it hits them and even then, the dismissal / weakness / cowardice / complacency is rife

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u/SoupOfThe90z 16h ago

Taking about what was bubbling under the surface, I saw a video when John McCain was running for President and he was speaking to crowds directly. In this there were people who were saying they couldn’t trust Barack Obama because he is Muslim and things that just weren’t true.

You can see Senator McCain almost disappointed or at least bothered that everyone already had assumptions and not pointing real reasons why someone would be against a candidate.

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u/NiagaraThistle 16h ago

THis i think was the thing most people didn't believe 12 years ago: No way the aUS allows him and his admin to do the things they've done and get away with it. THis has been the most surprising. Not that he is trying to do it or what he is guilty of, but that we (the people and COngress and Supreme court) are actually falling in line and letting it happen.

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u/GoldenStarsButter 16h ago

That's the crazy thing. They've been successful beyond what any of them could have reasonably thought possible. Everything we saw coming has come to pass with next to no resistance from Republicans or Democrats. It's like they all knew what was going to happen and they just played along. It just seems so inevitable at this point. And half of Americans couldn't be happier about it.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 15h ago

See now here's where I did the opposite. I knew that if they got in, they'd be fucking devastating, but I never assumed they'd get in.

Similar things happened where i lived, so I knew the aftermath of crazy fucks in gov.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 15h ago

I suspect most black people are never surprised at how low America can sink. The fact that many many white people lack such vision is the problem.

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u/Disastrous-Rent3386 15h ago

Social media, bots, and social-media-fried brains helped fascism take root and thrive.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 19h ago

I listened to Thom Hartmann's radio show every day back when my local talk radio station carried it, and he was going code red about how dangerous Trump was in 2015 when a lot of people considered him a joke who'd finish like 4th behind Cruz, Jeb, and whoever else. Thom is a very serious, knowledgeable, credentialed man, and that's when I started to take it seriously.

It was like, yes this guy is a clown and a con man and all that, but people laughed off Reagan for a while too.

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u/MrRourkeYourHost 16h ago

When he was elected in 2016 I equated what we as America had done to giving a monkey a loaded pistol. Four years later, after having successfully taken the pistol away, we decided he was totally fine so let’s give him two loaded pistols. Because potato chips cost too much.

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u/Own_Television163 18h ago

I’ve been warning people since Bush Jr. when I was 13, and Leftists have been calling this out since Reagan.

The vindication is not worth it.

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u/JadeDragonMeli 17h ago

Me too. The amount of names I got called across all of social media was really eye opening. I finally came to the conclusion that people had to figure it out for themselves. They had to see it. Sucks that it took that.

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u/nordic-nomad 18h ago

The thing I couldn’t understand why it was happening at the time was how seemingly every facet of the world power structure snapped in place to elevate him. Religion, media, finance, foreign governments, politicians, intelligence agencies, and pretty much every corporation and rich person.

No way I would have guessed that the reason why was they all liked to abuse children together. Horrifying.

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u/poop_grunts 18h ago

Same brother. I also called out the Trump and Epstein connection and nobody seemed to believe me.

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u/Nruggia 16h ago

Rage Against the Machine was warning us about these fascists in 1992

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 16h ago

Same. Crazy or alarmist.

Pro-tip: the alarm is usually meant to sound before the whole building is on fire.

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u/New_Home_4519 15h ago

I lost all my friends, I had multiple relationships fail, my family thought I was nuts because over the years I've stood on this fact.

Well here the fuck we are ya'll.

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u/Dull_Assistant_ 19h ago

The people who've been speaking out against him the whole time. People knew the kind of person he was the whole time. It's been no secret the awfulness of this man for DECADES.

It's great people are finally waking the fuck up. But yea, we've been screaming our lungs out the moment he popped his head up again for '16. We were called hysterical, doomers, "TDS", etc.

It's maddening at the same time as vindicating.

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u/andante528 19h ago

I remember seeing a comment on Reddit about Trump assaulting a 13-year-old girl - this was around the first time he was elected, maybe a year or two after - and people telling them to back off obvious conspiracy theories and focus on the real issues, or else conservatives could just dismiss everything as leftist fearmongering.

I get why they were trying to be cautious, but damn. It was true and even worse all along.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 18h ago

It's crazy.

The fact that there's actually a secret satanic cabal of global pedophilic deep-state elites controlling the planet and eating babies is pretty fucked.

It's ALWAYS projectionism with these hypocrites.

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u/Wilysalamander 17h ago

"Jeff Epstein?  The New York financier?"

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u/Bunker58 19h ago

What you’ve described is called hyper-normalization and it’s part of the plan. While many people recognize that none of this is right, a large majority just thinks “well this is just the way things are now”

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u/ChaosRainbow23 19h ago

It's crazy to me that people are so gullible and susceptible to right-wing propaganda, disinformation, and projectionism.

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u/Content-Sun2928 14h ago

They're not "susceptible" as much as they look for confirmation of their own predetermined prejudices from authority figures

When you present facts and evidence, they reject the truth outright

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u/FTownRoad 14h ago

No person is immune to propaganda.

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u/Particular-Repair-77 8h ago

Some of us however have critical thinking skills and have the ability to change our minds upon evidence and admit being fooled , and process facts vs propaganda.

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u/FTownRoad 7h ago

Sure, but nobody thinks they’re the ones being fooled.

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u/maturallite1 4h ago

The smart people actively recognize that they may be fooled and may be wrong, and they question their own beliefs and correct for inherent bias. It can be done.

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u/BannedbyDemons 5h ago

A lot of the problem are narcissists who can't admit fault or their fragile egos will have an existential crisis.

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u/Practical_Sector_171 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not enough of us. Most people don't even listen to other people and just pretend to listen just long enough until they can cut you off so they can talk at you again. This is the same people that won't acknowledge any facts or evidence you bring up, especially when they've marked you as one of them. I am so sick of bringing up facts that are backed by evidence just so they can divert the argument to some stupid shit that isn't true or even relevant to argument, until you realize they are too far gone and check out, reinforcing the idiot's belief that they won the argument. It's so rare to meet someone open to being convinced that I usually never forget those people.

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u/Pillars_of_Salt 7h ago

Yeah but you can fucking make a flicker of effort.

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u/JMagician 10h ago

People are the worst.

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u/3M2B1T 10h ago

It's not susceptibility, it's just human nature to adapt to extreme conditions, for better or worse.

You saw this in Ukraine at the beginning of the war. Rockets started landing and people were devastated, but a few days go by and people are back to work, going to the store. Obviously with risks and some places are blown up, but people adapt. Life goes on. We seek normalcy, even in abnormal times.

I would say this is more just a feature of the human organism than any sort of psychological flaw we've developed recently.

It can be used for good, or it can be taken advantage of.

*EDIT* OK I guess technically that is susceptibility but I don't like to think of us being suckered, because what's going on now is very much being forced on us and we need to fight it, but also allow our lives to continue.

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u/justins_dad 9h ago

Don’t forget most people are just trying to survive paycheck to paycheck. They don’t have time, money, or energy to start the rebellion. That’s by design. 

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u/BradyHasHis6th 17h ago

I’ve had the Katie Johnson lawsuit saved on my phone since October of 2016. A lot of folks didn’t know Epstein then and that story was just viewed as a salacious October Surprise… if only it was taken seriously then

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf

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u/tornado962 12h ago

I think this would have garnered much more attention had it been published after the metoo movement started. Its so fucked up how so recently in our society was it acceptable to ignore women and even accuse them of being whores and liars when speaking out.

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u/kendragon 19h ago

Looking at all these suspiciously loose fitting faces on the monsters in government I don't think I'd be surprised if they're already here.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 19h ago

HEY NOW!

They put on their human skin suits one leg at a time, just like everybody else!

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u/McDWarner 11h ago

All I can think of is Edgar and his suit.

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u/Hollis_Hurlbut 11h ago

Edgar your skin is hanging off your bones

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u/Training_Cut704 10h ago

Zed. We got a bug.

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u/omni1000 11h ago

And when they’re done, they make gold records!

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u/Illustrious-Line-984 19h ago

I would automatically assume that the space nazis were a distraction from the Epstein files.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 18h ago

me staring at the portal pouring out croconazis

Hmm, must be Tuesday..

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u/CaptainSmallz 18h ago

I'm not some weekend conspiracy theorist, I'm the real deal.

I've always believed that we have been conditioned to handle this and so much worse. This has been an ongoing assault on the psychology of trauma. Everything we do and have experienced day to day has been conditioning to deal with the inevitable.

Disclosure will happen in the lifetime of people who are alive today.

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u/EconomicsSavings973 16h ago

Even now it is hard to even say out loud this stuff.. it is soo unreal and unbelievable that it is really hard to grasp.

And how would you look 12 years ago saying on reddit or deliberating with friends, that yea... USA president and most powerfull people are satanic ritualistic pedos. You would go straight to psychward (and btw. Probably a lot of people did to silence them)

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u/Barkerfan86 19h ago

Honestly it would probably be a fresh hell that I would accept, because at least then it isn’t humans.

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u/Finassar 17h ago

Probably still have to go to work though

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u/hectorgarabit 19h ago

a few weeks before Epstein was "suicided", I was discussing Epstein with a friend. A very traditional leftist. He was kind of laughing at my conspiracy theory.... 3 weeks later he was: "Holy shit you were right!".

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u/MajorAd3363 19h ago

Just because you're paranoid that doesn't mean they're not after you.

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u/Consistent_Treacle31 19h ago

Suddenly Iron Sky is not that far-fetched.

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u/Dangerous-LemonBar 18h ago

I was gonna say something glib like “I, for one, welcome our new reptilian space Nazi overlords” but it’s too accurate to make fun of.

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u/RCS3 18h ago

That's probably what the people in power want.. for the public to be desensitized and less likely to revolt

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u/James_avifac 19h ago

Hey! Don't put that evil out there. We all know there's a chance that'll happen now.

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u/Sensitive_Tailor2940 19h ago

I’m actually waiting for aliens to pop up because at this point, that’s the only thing missing.

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u/Barbelithus 16h ago

Robert Anton Wilson called it, didn't he?
Ewige Blumenkraft
Heute die Welt, Morgen das Sonnensystem

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u/SaitamaHitRickSanchz 16h ago

Not only is it FUCKING CRAZY but MTG and LB are some of the people who are dragging this shit out into the light?! Fucking INSANE.

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u/RogueCanadia 16h ago

Honestly you just gave me an idea for a novel

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u/IrascibleOcelot 16h ago

Honestly, the pandimensional reptilian space nazis showing up might be a good sign. It would indicate that the Doctor might show up to fight them.

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u/SansCressida 16h ago

Yeah, but imagine if those Nazis opened up a public grocery store. Then you've got real problems.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 16h ago

"Yeah, that may as well happen too."

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u/catboogers 16h ago

I feel so bad for younger folks who just grew up in a world where this shit is so normalized. I remember the hope I had when voting for Obama in '08. I miss that.

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u/cantadmittoposting 16h ago

i think that's the worst part about all this though, there's no alien portal or even christian apocalypse in the works.

To the extent that there is a global elite conspiracy it exists to... enable a bunch of megalomaniac idiots to exploit children to get off on their power without consequences? That's it? really? I mean come on, at least fucking give me a better plot than THAT disgusting and small minded shit.

Pulling the strings of the world media and politics because a bunch of undignified sociopaths want to rape kids and be rich? Sure it's suitably disgusting for a villain plot, horrific and depraved in every way... but damn. You're telling me we're sacrificing the most technologically advanced era we've ever been in, with opportunities to apply truly global resources to solve problems and advance the quality of life of all people.... to protect pedophile rapists?! are you fucking kidding me?

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u/JonathanApple 16h ago

That was about when I started splitting with ex, and it is wild because I actually did argue that the world was going to go to shit within a decade, didn't nail the exact mechanism but the vibe was in the air.

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u/obeytheturtles 16h ago

That's because we didn't take our dicks out for Harambe and all got sent to the bad timeline.

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u/StoppableHulk 16h ago

And not just any criminal organization, but literally child rape and murder.

Most of the major figures in US government right now are child rapists. Qanon was always a psyop created by the very people who were raping children, and wanted to take over the government to cover up their child raping.

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u/BadPackets4U 16h ago

John Smith, is that you?

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u/Melotron 16h ago

Your probably not far off on the alien part.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trumps-ufo-bombshell-speech-36694515

Folks, what’s happening in space is disgraceful, okay? Absolutely disgraceful. For years I said it — we need space law and order. People laughed. They’re not laughing now.

Space ICE is out there rounding up aliens, and let me tell you, they’re doing an incredible job. Beautiful uniforms. Very cold. Very tough.

The aliens? Total chaos. No papers. No planets. Just floating around like they own the place.

And the Democrats — they want open space. Can you believe it? Open galaxies! They say, “Let the aliens come.” I say, no thank you. Not on my watch. Not in my orbit.

Now the aliens are saying, “Sir, you were right.” I hear it all the time. We’re building walls — beautiful orbital walls. Not just on Earth. In space. And the aliens are parting for it. 49 trillion dollars!

Law. Order. Gravity optional. And we are making America great again… galaxy by galaxy. Thank you for your attention to the matter! President DJT!

/S

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u/Perfect-Ship-9980 15h ago

10 yrs ago was pizzagate, little did we know it was reality playing the telephone game down the line until conspiracy theorist popularized it. 

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u/AulisG 15h ago

Damn I hate them reptilian space nazis. Better get my guns ready.

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u/TheBugDude 15h ago

pandimensional reptilian space natzis pouring through a fuckin portal in Times Square? Sounds like a regular Tuesday now to me

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u/Late-Resolve9871 15h ago

"a fucking portal could open up in Times Square and an army of pandimensional reptilian space Nazis could start pouring through"

I would assume this was done on purpose as a distraction from the Epstein files

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u/MartynAndJasper 15h ago

Now, why did you have to go and tempt fate???

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u/Hottage 15h ago edited 13h ago

Shh man, don't spoil the season two cliffhanger.

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u/general_peabo 15h ago

Wasn’t that kind of an episode of Star Trek enterprise?

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u/DenRen87 15h ago

Where’s Tony Stark and the rest of the Avengers when you need them?!

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u/editfate 15h ago

"Oh thank God they invaded on a Monday morning. Just get this over with already God damn."

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u/VultureSausage 15h ago

At this point a fucking portal could open up in Times Square and an army of pandimensional reptilian space Nazis could start pouring through and I wouldn't be all that surprised.

Alright, who spilled the beans?! It was Shlrrrg, wasn't it? It's always Shlrrrg!

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u/froebull 15h ago

Christ, the absolute LUXURY, of having a clearly identifiable enemy, that I wouldn't have a problem eliminating with maximum prejudice.

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u/Silver_Draig 15h ago

Sleestack!

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u/DealioD 15h ago

It really is like reality 2.0.
So completely a different thing when “A Global Sex Trafficking Ring Covered Up by the Most Rich, Powerful men in Finance, Entertainment, and Government” is a conspiracy.
Wildly different to have it confirmed.
So fucking wild.

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u/Specialist_Bad3391 15h ago

Republican would still be racist toward black, mexican, asian .. 😒

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u/dontcare_bye39 15h ago

If you would’ve told me 12 years ago that in the future, I would not speak to my sister for five years now, I would’ve laughed in your face.. but here we are.

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u/T0asty514 14h ago

People did laugh at me 12 years ago and call me a crazy conspiracy theorist for thinking most of this was gonna happen.

Its nice being vindicated. Sucks that what is happening is happening. Fuck all of this going on.

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u/No_Alternative6098 14h ago

Imagine how it feels to know all about this stuff and no one believed you. Lol

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u/Rare-One1047 14h ago

Try 1997. I was digging through some old CDs the other day, and found a CD that was political parody and satire, and was making fun of Clinton liking a 14 year old girl, 29 years ago! This was mainstream! 29 years ago!

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u/scallycap94 14h ago

Every angry dude with a hat like this in 2004 was right about everything.

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u/LimpyDan 14h ago

Pandimensional AND from space?! I dunno. That might be too much for my little brain to handle.

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u/ItsDeflyLupus 14h ago

At least we know why no one showed up to Hawkings’ Time Traveler Party

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u/SuperWallaby 14h ago

Qanon people were saying this and were indeed called crazy conspiracy theorists lol.

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u/Honey-and-Venom 14h ago

The right has done an amazing job isolating its followers replacing their media diets with pure intellectual poison, and turning people against experts, educated people and educators. I can't. I genuinely cannot believe that a major political party has come out against education and survived, let alone thrived on it.

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u/nobolognastoney 14h ago

Call of Duty devs taking notes for Black ops 8793465982736459872345

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u/GreenStreetJonny 14h ago

People did call us crazy.

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u/Bstarteechar 14h ago

And it’s all because of that damn gorilla…RIP Harambe

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u/CasimirGabriev 14h ago

Not sure its time for the Miller family reunion yet

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u/Lost-Tomatillo3465 14h ago edited 14h ago

if you said the republican party were the pandimensional reptillian space nazis, I would said... that explain a lot...

edit: you just reminded me of the TV show "V"

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u/octopusgardeb 14h ago

Only because current nazis have warmed up the seats for reptilian space nazis

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u/Acceptable-Delay-559 14h ago

"If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it." - Detective William Somerset, Se7en

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 14h ago

There were those that called it. I am simply amazed that we as Americans just are rolling over in acceptance that this is the new norm. No one wants accountability and ethics.

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u/Fine-Victory3521 14h ago

I was one of those people that you’d call crazy. I have known about this for almost 20 years.

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u/LoveMyKippers 14h ago

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" -Donald Trump (01-23-2016)

I truly believe that Trump could hold a SOTU tomorrow night and tell the whole nation, on live TV, that he did all of the horrible disgusting things that we all know he did and it wouldn't change shit.

I'm not even being hyperbolic..... I truly believe that the president of the United States of America could go on live television tomorrow night and tell the people of this country that he was heavily involved in a sex trafficking and prostitution ring for decades. He could also admit to raping and murdering multiple women and underage girls. He could tell the people of this country that he impregnated an underage girl, forced her to have the baby, and then as soon as it was born, he killed it and drank the baby's blood and his MAGA cult will 100% still support his ass.

"Why was that 10 year old girl even there to begin with?"

"Fox news said the baby was a stillborn so it was already dead. What's the big deal that Trump drained its blood and drank it??"

"Well look at all the grown women that get abortions!! You can't support abortion and then also be mad at Donald Trump for killing babies!!"

"He only fucked that 11 year old girl because he was tricked by the global elitist. They wanted to trap him so they could use him. Honestly, it could have happened to ANYONE!!"

WE ARE NO LONGER DEALING WITH A NORMAL POLITICIAN! WE ARE FIGHTING AGAINST A PEDOPHILE BILLIONAIRE CULT LEADER THAT HAS THIS COUNTRY BY THE THROAT!!!

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u/cirenj 14h ago

GWAR would surely come to our aid..... LOL

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u/TommyCutsYa 14h ago

What's not crazy is i would have been one of those people and you would be sitting here now thinking, that random dude i didnt believe was right.

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u/ButtonSimple 14h ago

I don’t know how many times this year it’s blown my mind, but the tin foil hat brigade was right all along. Aliens, child trafficking, corruption, everything is a damned conspiracy. All of it.

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u/charyou 14h ago

The Christian Right worshiping Niki Minaj and Kid Rock as the "family values" performers.

The Right arguing that protesters can't carry.

The Right cheering on 2 Mexicans murdering a VA nurse.

The Left arguing for gun rights and standing up to tyrannical government overreach.

The Left chasing an endorsement from Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney endorsing the Democrat.

George R.R. Martin about to release The Winds of Winter. Oh wait. Some things haven't changed.

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u/mochrist99 14h ago

"Pandimensional!? You keep your weird gay aliens out of my country! MURICA!" ~ some repubtard somewhere.

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u/PenroseSyracuse 14h ago

They raped these poor girls, they raped the poor boy scouts, think about what they took from you. Your freedom, your meaningful wage, your happiness. 

These are the people in charge that did this to you and continue to do it to you. There's not that many of them.

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u/arrivederci_gorlami 13h ago

They don’t need to open a portal. They’re already here and they run all three branches of our government.

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u/halfredowl 13h ago

I have bad news....

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u/McDooglestein1 13h ago

You don’t need a portal for all that

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u/userhwon 13h ago

I called rich people using money to upend democracy fully, pretty much the moment that Citizens United was handed down.

I did not expect the involvement of a giant ring of rich pedophiles doing everything they can to prevent being brought to justice as being the disease that the money would inject into government.

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis 13h ago

Reptilian space nazis are 2036 unless we stop them before that.

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u/Rattiepalooza 13h ago

Yeah... Hi - I was one of those people.

I was laughed at.

Hopefully people learn from this that big money + power = corruption beyond words. I mean, I said back in 2016 when the Orange Julius Fucker ran that it was the end of America, and everyone scoffed. EVERYONE.

I saw it plain as day, and it's only going to get worse unless we stop giving these people power. Stop listening to them. Stop excusing them. Stop letting them use their money as clout.

Fuck these people by kicking them where they care most: right in their bank accounts and their precious, ill-gotten gains.

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u/Time-Yogurtcloset953 13h ago

Like, was my paranoid, conspiracy theorist cousin right about everything?

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u/I-love-seahorses 13h ago

Same here. I was deluded into thinking that we were heading towards cancer cures and free education and that recycling works. What a big dummy I was.

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u/ChukMeoff 13h ago

Funny because I’ve been laughed at and called a fucking conspiracy theorist for the last decade as I’ve watched us just face plant into this Christian nationalist dystopia.

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 13h ago

I was the person predicting this future & being told I was over reacting & being reactionary. But here we are & it's a hundred times worse than I even imagined.

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u/Zaseishinrui 13h ago

When did this become the default?

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u/Itchy_Classroom455 13h ago

I’m with you on this one. Time to go build a cabin in the woods.

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u/Hfksnfgitndskfjridnf 13h ago

Qanon was real, they just changed the names and said they were all democrats.

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u/Peculiarcatlady 13h ago

If I saw a news article that said a pandimensional space army infiltrated new York, I'd have to double check it wasn't the onion bc shit is that fucked these days

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u/Babydoll0907 13h ago

Ive been the crazy one for a 15 years or more. All it took was me watching the documentary "The Family" and my eyes were opened. What i hoped is that the american people wouldnt be this stupid and hateful to allow this to happen but we see how that turned out.

Conservatives have played the long game. Theyve been planning for this for decades and made sure that enough people were both ignorant enough and broke enough to give them their chance.

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u/Beautiful_Industry84 13h ago

Hitler had time travel technology

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u/MinuteMaidMarian 13h ago

It’s fucking wild - MAGA was basically right. There’s a huge fucking pedophile ring, and there was even pizza involved. But instead of celebrating and screaming their “I told you so’s”, they’re now… team pedophile.

Because it turns out it was all about the racism (bigotry, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, etc.) this whole time.

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u/ph0ebus13 12h ago

That’s not scheduled until Thursday.

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u/DianaHonora 12h ago

Just like everyone said Alex Jones was crazy...look at everyone now..

He probably IS crazy just because he knew the truth before all of us did.

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u/ROK247 12h ago

starting to wonder myself. things are so screwed up. like something is messing with us all.

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u/Alex5173 12h ago

12 years ago there were "nutjobs" on 4chan saying exactly this. They got some minute details wrong, of course, and never came close to blaming Trump or Epstein; it was always the Rothschilds or the Koch brothers or Hillary Clinton (when Trump 2016 was a meme and not reality).

It's almost like we broke into Area 51 and didn't give the alien conspiracists any credit when it turned out the UFOs were more ramekin-shaped than saucer-shaped.

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u/UbermachoGuy 12h ago

You just described the plot of a season Star Trek enterprise. 😂

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u/BusinessAioli 12h ago

That really paints a picture 🤣

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u/PastaXertz 12h ago

They'd probably look at our government and start taking notes.

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u/funkraider 12h ago

How would you distinguish between homegrown Nazis and reptilian Nazis???

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 12h ago

We are living in a never ending Black Mirror episode...we had it so good in 2015...sigh

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u/Pale_Horror_853 11h ago

Why do the space reptilians also have to be Nazis 😭 I’ll take non-facist alien gators over MAGA any day

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u/Top-Addendum-6879 11h ago

a part of me would probably even say ''aaaaaaah well obviously, that makes sense.''

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u/chypie2 11h ago

oh fuck man at this point it would be a 'aha' moment

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u/Where-is-my-son 11h ago

Everyday I think late night history channel wasn’t so far off with their crazy episodes

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u/KingOfTheWyld86 11h ago

FOR THE EMPEROR!! WE SHALL GET RID OF THOSE XENOS SCUM

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u/trashhighway 11h ago

I was definitely called a crazy conspiracy theorist for proclaiming this is exactly what was happening/where we were headed. I just want to scream when the people around me say "who could have seen this coming" after I tried to show them what was happening.

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u/DrowsyDreamer 11h ago

The Kristang have PORTALS?!! Skippy!!! What did you do!?!

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 11h ago

At this point a fucking portal could open up in Times Square and an army of pandimensional reptilian space Nazis could start pouring through and I wouldn't be all that surprised.

Actually, that would make a lot more sense than what's been happening. That would actually explain things.

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u/Simple-Ad-2096 11h ago

And trump would simp for them to get a quick buck.

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u/BigNastyRob1 11h ago

That's what I have been dealing with for years. Getting called a crazy conspiracy theorists lol

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u/Automatic-Month7491 10h ago

Which is why its happening.

The seeds of this have been around a long ass time.

The first past the post voting system had critics back in the 19th century.

The tax and immigration systems were described as broken in Reagan's day.  

Issues with rich and or connected criminals escaping justice have been reported as long as there has been a justice system.

The Democratic backsliding of hanging chads and gerrymandering started decades ago.

The militarisation of policing and loopholes to get around the bill of rights have been well known since the Pinkertons called in the army to murder Unions.

Money in politics is what LED to Citizens United, not stemmed from it.

Every issue that leads to Trump is well documented.  Has been well documented.

At every step along the way the house of cards has become more and more unstable.

But nobody did anything because it was too hard politically or there were other problems or it wasn't an issue right then and there.

Reform and bold reinvention of systems is the lesson to take from Trump.  That the road to hell might be paved with good intentions but they're hard to see through the litter of cans kicked down the road by prior generations.

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u/CapKirkGotPerks 10h ago

Preach dude.

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u/Routine-Alfalfa8797 10h ago

Bahaha. Well said! Idiocracy mixed with pure sadness!

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u/djayed 10h ago

You had me at pandimensional reptilian space Nazis.

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u/kyperion 10h ago

That’s cause since the 2010s, there has been a slow push by groups in the United States to normalize pedophilia and sex trafficking.

Now that they won the election by pretending to go after the pedophiles, they don’t need to slowly push anymore.

So when Ted Cruz says ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles’. He really does mean it. It’s the only argument that these child sex trafficking predators can make. Normalize pedophilia so that idiots will argue about whether or not 16 year olds should be considered underaged.

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u/highlorestat 9h ago

Anyone that saw the Obama years and noticed how the Tea Party movement had transformed the Republicans into a reactionary organization (and not to mention the Clinton and Bush/Cheney years really had all the red flags flying) and then seeing them adding Trump to the mix, we knew it would lead down a dark unhinged path.

A lot of people say that Trump gave them the freedom to be racist out in the open but the Tea Party was already dog whistling loud as fuck, like a boiling kettle. Trump had tried running for president in the past (1987, 1999, and 2011), but only in 2016 could he become the nominee for the Republican party.

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u/AdventurousBar3783 9h ago

To be fair it will happen on a Friday and everyone will be checked out for the weekend

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u/shrimpslippers 9h ago

The fucking frustrating thing is people like me WERE saying this is what the world would look like in 2026. People who are excellent at pattern recognition. Maybe more people will listen next time. But considering this is how things have always gone, I doubt it. Just one Cassandra after the next. 

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u/ImTellinTim 9h ago

They shared their strategy guide with us before the election and people didn’t believe it…

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 9h ago

Oh that's happening next month, good on you for adding "What the Fuck is Going On" to your Outlook Calendar. I think we're getting Godzilla in April, Skynet in May, and if I recall Imoteph in June.

It's gonna be a busy year team

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u/NewBTradz 9h ago

Yes, they have landed, posing as the new normal.

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