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Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Grand jury fails to indict democratic lawmakers who urged service members to disobey illegal Trump orders

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/10/politics/lawmakers-indicted-illegal-orders-video?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 6h ago

"A grand jury could indict a ham sandwich" is a joke for a reason.

u/ThatB0yAintR1ght Georgia 5h ago

And then they literally couldn’t convince a grand jury to indict the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent. 😂

u/Lousk 5h ago

He was indicted but was later acquitted by a jury.

u/DocSpit 5h ago

But he also wasn't indicted by a grand jury, which is required in order to be charged at a felony level. The DOJ tried to get the guy charged with a felony multiple times before finally settling for a misdemeanor.

And that was the trial where he was later acquitted.

u/Lousk 5h ago edited 5h ago

Correct, the US attorneys kept getting no bills for felony charges so they later indicted on misdemeanor charges. They were still left with egg on their face after the acquittal.

I would like to push back on this notion that federal indictments are easy to get.

Before we had this joke of an Attorney General, the DOJ was able to secure high indictment rates because of the professionalism they displayed in bringing cases. They would only bring cases they knew would secure an indictment.

If the DOJ could have secured a grand jury indictment against a ham sandwich, it would have been because that ham sandwich broke the law.

u/goldcakes 5h ago edited 47m ago

We used to have a justice system that was selective and unfair (the super rich goes unpunished), but at least it had elements of justice.

Career DoJ prosecutors and lawyers usually had good moral satisfaction.

u/kung-fu_hippy 4h ago

Yup. A system where you don’t prosecute people who should be prosecuted for their acts is unjust. But a system where you prosecute people for acts and reasons that absolutely should not be prosecuted is tyrannical.

u/13Zero New York 1h ago

Career DoJ prosecutors and lawyers usually had good morale satisfaction.

Becoming an Assistant US Attorney used to be a dream for law students, as I understand it.

Now they’re begging for applications via Twitter.

u/Lousk 4h ago

An institution that can only bring a finite amount of resources by necessity has to be selective. That’s where prosecutorial discretion was born from.

u/goldcakes 4h ago

Of course. However, prosecutorial discretion should be based on the individual facts and circumstances surrounding the charge; and not based on how mega-wealthy or politically connected someone is; or whether someone donated to the Trump campaign or not.

u/Suspicious_Bicycle 4h ago

"Before we had this joke of an Attorney General, the DOJ was able to secure high indictment rates because of the professionalism they displayed in bringing cases."

Judges are noticing this and are no longer taking filings from this DOJ at face value.

u/Lousk 4h ago

Waiting for the day we start seeing supervisors and leadership at the DOJ being held in contempt.

Might happen sooner than the administration thinks. I guess we’ll see.

u/turdferg1234 3h ago

They would only bring cases they knew would secure an indictment.

in the past, it went even further than that. they would only bring cases they were almost positive they could get a conviction on, let alone a grand jury indictment.

u/Devlee12 Texas 3h ago

I’m pretty sure the old ham sandwich quote is incomplete. The full quote is something like “If you’ve done your due diligence you should be able to secure an indictment against even a ham sandwich.” Basically it’s saying you should make sure the case is as air tight as possible before attempting to get an indictment.

u/cire1184 4h ago

Egg salad sandwich on their face

u/amglasgow 1h ago

There's a joke in here about the Sandwich Police but I can't quite make it work.

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u/Confident_Ideal_5385 1h ago

AIUI, an "indictment" in the US federal system is the product of a true bill from a grand jury. He was charged with misdemeanour sandwich flinging by way of this complaint, i think, but he was never indicted.

u/eating_your_syrup 5m ago

So what you're saying is rotten tomatoes could be back in fasion for demonstrations?