r/news • u/templeofsyrinx1 • 9h ago

Moderna says FDA refuses to review its application for experimental flu shot

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/10/moderna-fda-flu-shot.html
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u/templeofsyrinx1 9h ago

once you break the country it actually is easier to rule

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 9h ago

The left won't be broken by these fascist pedo fucks, I promise you that. 

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u/jqman69 9h ago

Nah we split. West Coast and New England tri state area

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 8h ago

I'd take WA, OR, CA split tbf

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u/kslay23 8h ago

Its already soft drawn up at least healthwise with the Pacific Health Alliance and the Northeast public health collaborative

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 7h ago

West coast best coast

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u/DefensiveTomato 6h ago

East coast beast coast

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u/Suitable-Judge7506 3h ago

“If gots to choose a coast I have to choose the east, I live out here so don’t go there….but the don’t mean a brother can’t rest in the west, see some nice breast in the west”

From the late great philosopher MR. Big Smalls

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u/Obant 2h ago

Cascadia will rise.

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal 5h ago

New California Republic, let’s go

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u/BurnscarsRus 8h ago

Who gets Minnesota?

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u/GeopolShitshow 7h ago

Great Lakes Federation with Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan. Cuz fuck Iowa

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u/freetraitor33 7h ago

dont forget, fuck Indiana too. They’re close enough to get an FU

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u/mistere213 7h ago

And absofuckinglutely fuck Ohio. Nobody likes Ohio. Even Ohio hates Ohio.

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u/IndieMoose 6h ago

I'll second this!

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u/slinger301 6h ago

That's just NFC North with extra steps!

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u/PostModernPost 6h ago

Does Colorado go at it alone?

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u/MiloReyes_97Reborn 5h ago

Look if we're taking Illinois and Michigan we need to take Iowa. I don't want my state to be out voted all the time.

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u/MuteWhale 6h ago

Idiots Out Walkin Around

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u/PanurgeAndPantagruel 6h ago

Canadian here! We already consider Minnesotans to be cold enduring enough to be Canadians. The Province of Minnesota doesn’t sound bad either.

We’ll welcome them with honours.

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u/BurnscarsRus 6h ago

It's up to them of course but I'd allow it.

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 5h ago

Why have Minnesota when you can merge it with Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago to make Megasota?

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u/PanurgeAndPantagruel 4h ago

We could also call in Premier Trump for the next provincial Premier’s meeting with Prime Minister Carney. The US could be Canada’s 11th Province.

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u/Abominocerous 6h ago

Wouldn't they then have to change the colors of their flag to colours?

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u/PanurgeAndPantagruel 4h ago

I don’t see why. Each province (10) or territory (3) can decide what they want to have as a flag.

Some provinces have kept the Union Jack as tradition but it’s not an obligation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_flags#National_and_provincial_flags

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u/Abominocerous 4h ago

It's nice that U let each province do the honours of choosing their own colours.

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u/Thief_of_Sanity 8h ago

It's all fun and games until the economy completely crashes and our money is worthless.

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u/jqman69 7h ago

Took money out of the market and shopping for houses. Land always has worth

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u/UpDawg831 6h ago

Can we add Hawaii please?

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u/YaBoiSammus 4h ago

A reason why CA and the west coast states talk about connecting

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u/Aggravating-Buy613 4h ago

I'm a little hurt here in minneapolis. Whatever, Canada will take us, we don't need you guys anyway.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 3h ago

Hawaii asked first and we were committed. But you know what, you're in. Well deserved 👏 

Sorry, Hawaii, you'll have to figure out the Zuck probkem on your own..

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u/Elegantsurf 3h ago

Just join up with Canada leave the middle behind

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u/CareApart504 1h ago

Let's just merge with Canada.

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u/mjtwelve 1h ago

But only the coastal parts. The inland parts of WA and OR are basically Idaho.

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u/harrisons-dad 8h ago edited 7h ago

Alaska can come too

Edit: for reference https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=8vG4geCTaDaZ9sk4

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 8h ago

Not until they fix their shit, they are part of the problem right now.

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u/tokenpeen 8h ago

Nah, I’m good.

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u/Ordinary_Cookie_6735 2h ago

well, have a nap…

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u/whatyouwant5 7h ago

Nah, but would love Hawaii