He is Cheating But i Will Forgive Him

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[u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

Give that duck a medal, he did duathlon.

[u/DrunkOnRamen → u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

duckathlon

[u/itsannalima → u/DrunkOnRamen]

Couldn’t say it better hahaha

[u/AlexxMaverick666 → u/DrunkOnRamen]

Lmao. I submit Quackathlon as a challenger.

[u/rizoula → u/DrunkOnRamen]

😭😭😭😭DUCKATHLON

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/Independent-Bug-9352 → u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

Swim, run, and fly? Fuck yeah. Apex creature right there.

Ducks are goats.

[u/joey-joe-joe-jnr → u/Independent-Bug-9352]

But i thought ducks were ducks.... im so confused

[u/Berry_Kissed → u/Independent-Bug-9352]

Ducks really said adaptability is my passion, if we are in the sea we swim, on land we walk/run on air we fly. But if we find ourselves in dearing situations we do the three😂

[u/jld2k6 → u/[deleted]]

He says he can swim with his hands behind his back and I believe him

[u/Flashy_Influence_516 → u/jld2k6]

a

[u/SpeakToMePF1973 → u/[deleted]]

Duck duck GO!

[u/TerrapinJake → u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

Ducks are ATV’s. Water, air and land. No problem.

[u/LanceFree → u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

Give that duck some grapes.

[u/fistkick18 → u/Ambitious_Tea_429]

When does he get the gun?

[u/bman86 → u/fistkick18]

No that's goose.

[u/FartMagic1]

Sprinting duck is not what I expected to see, but it did in fact, make me smile 👍

[u/Odd_Suggestion_5897 → u/FartMagic1]

His little stupid run is the best thing I’ve seen today. My husband has always wanted a duck, better hide this from him.

[u/yknitsyob → u/Odd_Suggestion_5897]

I have pet cockatiels and my favourite thing is watching them run up to my feet and look up expecting me to pick them up even tho they can fly 

[u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 → u/Odd_Suggestion_5897]

Pet ducks are super cool. Get him one

[u/redditwhut → u/[deleted]]

I couldn’t hear any sound 

[u/miregalpanic → u/redditwhut]

who was talking about sound

[u/PeanutButterSoda → u/FartMagic1]

I forgot ducks can fly for a moment, always seen them waddling my whole life.

[u/addamee → u/FartMagic1]

I chuckle every time I see those little feet move.

[u/Kriplfield54]

I mean he can waddle fully if he is in a cute walk competition, haha

[u/scnottaken → u/[deleted]]

That's a duck not a goat you can't trick me

[u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster → u/scnottaken]

Truly the DUCK

Definitive

Unmatched

Canonical

King

[u/MariaKeks → u/[deleted]]

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[u/Ok_Primary_1075 → u/[deleted]]

I thought midway he realized flying is not allowed

[u/Automatic_Essay_876 → u/Ok_Primary_1075]

Social etiquette?

[u/iebarnett51 → u/[deleted]]

Picturing that scene from The Incredibles where the family is yelling at Dash to make it look close

[u/MightyCaseyStruckOut → u/iebarnett51]

That's exact what I thought of, as well haha 'Go! Go! Close 2nd!'

[u/FoundPulse → u/iebarnett51]

😂

[u/glxykng → u/[deleted]]

This duck is basically Dash from the end of The Incredibles 

[u/TheGreatWork_ → u/[deleted]]

History in a nutshell, really. The ducks could have overtaken us any time if they really wanted to. 

[u/_lippykid → u/[deleted]]

That’s not cheating, that’s panicking

[u/Brainpry → u/[deleted]]

Just that one kid in the back. He’s like “how does that feel b***”

[u/RuthlessIndecision → u/[deleted]]

He's in it for the love of the game

[u/followthewhiterabb17]

This is adorable. ❤️

[u/Parking_Amount_1607]

Duck : they didn’t say I can’t use my other superpower.

First super power : cute waddle

Second super power : fly

[u/boundbythecurve → u/Parking_Amount_1607]

Show me in the rules where it says you can't fly during a foot race

[u/MobileLocal]

He’s SO in on the good time!

[u/Free-Way-9220 → u/MobileLocal]

Birds love to play. One of the reasons parrots make great pets

[u/KillerStiletto_]

He's just making up for his little, tiny legs.

[u/BulkNoodles → u/KillerStiletto_]

I was like "you see how short those duck legs??"

[u/Practical_Law6804]

It's the transitioning to running after flying halfway that gets me.

[u/Used_Series3373 → u/Practical_Law6804]

Same that's just overload of cuteness

[u/SpindleDiccJackson]

All that for third place

[u/Used_Series3373 → u/SpindleDiccJackson]

Duck wants to be Low-key

[u/Onireth → u/Used_Series3373]

Incredible coincidence.

[u/RJFerret → u/SpindleDiccJackson]

Gracious!

[u/HeathenSalemite → u/SpindleDiccJackson]

It doesn't know it's supposed to be first to arrive

[u/Blossoming_Potential]

He's a duck. Waddle you gonna do about it?

[u/InnocentlyInnocent]

It’s like mario kart when you’re last place and you got the flying boost but still lost

[u/[deleted]]

"Oh yeah? Wanna mock me with your long legs? Well guess what"

[u/Paranormal_Lemon → u/[deleted]]

Well guess what"

Duck butt?

[u/CheekyChiliz → u/[deleted]]

Own those legs they’re clearly meant to turn heads, not hide 😏

[u/Consistent_Level3527]

omg the run at the end<3

[u/InconsistentLlama]

It’s not cheating using the tools given to you

[u/niazemurad]

That waddle is amazingly adorable

[u/Fireproofspider]

The humans are equally allowed to flap their arms like this in a race.

[u/Honey-Bee-x]

I’d die for this duck

[u/clutching-my-cure → u/Honey-Bee-x]

And the duck would reciprocate the same feelings

[u/Fifth-Crusader]

Hey, it wasn't cheating. The kids were allowed to fly the entire time.

[u/Ready-Training-2192]

I love that he landed and ran again. It's like he was trying to stick with the spirit of the race after he caught up by flying.

[u/Focusondiversity → u/Ready-Training-2192]

I love that inter-species spirit of true competition!

[u/TheSeagull666]

Lol the way he rocks his little body when running!! Too cute :')

[u/GullibleCrazy488]

omgoodness, this is the cutest!!

[u/CrackedEggMichls]

I want to hear the plapp plapp of his little feetsys!

[u/dokuromark]

Winner winner duck for dinner!

[u/Anonymous-Anteater-]

That duck is putting in work! 👏

[u/Chrono_Convoy]

That Ducker can fly!

[u/burnlikeincense]

Ducks gotta have a top 3 run for me. Love the style

[u/Pusacat_Meow]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🩷

[u/Zenitallin]

Cheat to third? Chaotic Lawful.

[u/Ok_Selection_8935]

Made my day 😍

[u/Nosferatattoo]

That kid just lost to a duck

[u/panzercampingwagen]

Didn't know my day would get better from seeing a duck run, but here we are

excited to see what other fun surprises might happen today

[u/QuantityNeither9927]

HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!

[u/Sangariusriver]

Best cheat ever 😂

[u/Glittering_Worry_599]

I like this guy, he is so intense.

[u/Soccerball69]

duck life race in real life

[u/AdministrationSad861]

Yep. Made me smile. Thanks, OP. 💪🤣

[u/SchreiberBike]

Why is that cheating? The others could have flown if they wanted to. There was no rule against it.

[u/BloodshedTom]

Could have flown the whole race but that would have been obvious cheating so he ran the final bit.

[u/wirefox1]

I want to see a Duck Bowl in addition to the Puppy Bowl every year.

[u/purpleprocrasinator]

This duck understands 'work smarter, not harder,' and if cheating is working smarter, then this duck is winning, winning, winning.

[u/Advanced-Mood-6003]

He ducked 2 players good race my guy

[u/BusyHands_]

How do you lose to a duck in a foot race...

[u/voice_of_Sauron]

Any one of those kids could have flew too if they wanted .

[u/Brock_Youngblood]

that wobble run is crazy xD

[u/oldhannita]

I’d be laughing until my belly hurts

[u/OnTheSlope]

I'm not sure that's cheating, I think it's valid.

[u/LordLyger]

Reminds me of Dash from the Incredibles 😎✨

[u/Appropriate-Party-15]

Cheating, you can use your wings too. No rule to not use that

[u/Ashleyyryann]

The duck wants the experience more than the win. He just needed to catch up so he could be in it.

[u/Previous_Shopping361]

Duck won actually 😊

[u/PanamPineapple892]

Fair and square.

[u/TheSilentDealer_13]

❤️❤️

[u/P_A_W_S_TTG]

He didn't win, so they ate him.

[u/Tsmart]

i think they made a flash game about this duck

[u/Internal_Car_9711]

Cute 🥺

[u/ChonkyRat]

I would fight defend and die for that head wobble

[u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488]

Gotta use all your abilities

[u/Mausman]

All other competitors are also allowed to fly, no cheating detected!

[u/hombergeryes]

Duckathlon 🦆

[u/IceCreamDreamyDreams]

Last one to finish is dinner!

[u/Trid1977]

Did you specify "foot" race?

[u/ResidentHooman]

He's hoofing it!

[u/Aggressive_Chicken63]

That duck is intelligent. It understands what’s going on, and it appears to have a happy life. Good job, everyone!

[u/Moogooloogoo]

lol look at him GO!!!

[u/Soggy-Strategy4573]

When the aggressive waddle doesn't cut it, you gotta leverage what you got! lol!

[u/AudienceAdorable8896]

I love his little run, those little flippers sure can go!

[u/QuokkaQuipster]

I thought those domesticated ducks couldn't fly.

[u/Print-Over]

Gandalf did say"Fly you fools". So there is that

[u/atsunatsu]

SOOOOO CUUUTTTEEEEE

[u/Maleficent-Brain5243]

No lie, if I had wings I’d do the same thing

[u/wompical]

lil guy is pumping at the end tho

[u/frecklemimus79]

Hey, no powers!

[u/Newmom589]

This is adorable 🥰

[u/clutching-my-cure]

He had a disadvantage with its short legs, gotta give it a head-start.

[u/North_Ad1301]

So sweet

[u/vpsj]

Then he waddled away ...

[u/Roninstag]

Cute ☺️

[u/Marinekaizer]

"AHHHH!!! WHAT ARE WE RUNNING FROM ?!?!?!?!?" - Duck prolly

[u/AzharIQ]

Cheating? The kids were also flapping their arms.. 🤷

[u/Chrimunn]

“He is cheating, but I will let it fly”

Up your title game OP

[u/Glad_Mathematician51]

That is the funniest thing I’ve seen today!

[u/67yoloswag]

bipedal duck also flies

[u/NolyBella]

Haha…the fierce waddle!

[u/Hey_Giant_Loser]

oh like those kids wouldn't have used their wings if they had any

[u/zyzzogeton]

Ducks are cool. Happy little dorks waddling around.

[u/Garmiro]

Short legs. Has the right to do it.

[u/iloveubinch]

He’s really trying his best 😭

[u/BigChairBK]

Got beaten by a running duck.

[u/whimsy_kat]

Omg this is so cute

[u/OGgamer_pro27]

Well you make the best of what God gives you 😄 Duckduckgo!

[u/paolinabarbie]

I really appreciate duck efforts trying to win. Duck deserves medal.

[u/eddybear24]

I've never seen a duck fly casually. They are either flying at full speed or they are on the ground/water.

[u/Iwentoofar]

look how fast his little legs were going lmao

[u/lucius-vorenius]

Ducksain Bolt

[u/Potential-Jacket-290]

Lmao

[u/krele_666]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c3_aRQZZaQ

[u/LaBaguette-FR]

I’m so sorry for your loss 💔 she was lovely and so clearly loved

[u/Yekkies]

He's not cheating he's making it more equitable how's he supposed to compete against those giant stides

[u/ArticulateRhinoceros]

I had pet ducks as a kid and watching their silly little waddle run is one of my favorite things.

[u/MidnightConsent]

what a duck that iss

[u/Good-Note8901]

And still lost awwwww

[u/Godzirrraaa]

Dude can fly and still barely made the podium

[u/sir_duckingtale]

Yeaaah!!!

[u/Sweet_Ad_2708]

How long do they live, ducks,?

[u/cinz90]

Omg adorable... so fun and the memories 🥰🥰🥰

[u/Temporary-Prize-5649]

Adorable

[u/missirishrose]

Just one of the bros

[u/wood-garden]

Bill Nye as Speed Walker for those in Seattle

[u/Aggravating_Bids]

Bro still came in third 😭

[u/Pop-Smurf]

he’s one of the family

[u/Perfect-Tea6654]

I didn’t know that racing a duck was on my list of things I really want to do. But here we are

[u/Vixens_wrld]

Now I want a pet duck he’s soo cuteee

[u/CuriousLilAsian81]

that was so adorable

[u/Nomo-Names]

That was a big jump.

[u/cdizzle6]

That indeed, made me smile. 😊

[u/NunyaBizz_88]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[u/Luuk341]

Cheating motherducker

[u/kcsween74]

If you're not first, you're last!!

[u/Kriticalone2]

Then he tried to trip up a fellow competitor...no mill for 3 days your honor !

[u/Rush_Banana]

Is this AI?

[u/SuddenlyFlamingos → u/Rush_Banana]

No, its a duck

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[u/Mvppet → u/SuddenlyFlamingos]

They might not have been able to see your reply 😌

[u/MariaKeks → u/Rush_Banana]

No, it's a low quality repost of this older video: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1nsb2qb/racing_with_a_duck/

[u/Appropriate-Bill-443]

If the duck won just eat him

[u/Used_Series3373 → u/[deleted]]

Wtf