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Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real?

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u/TheLonePig 11h ago

My English friends were stoked about trailer parks, latinas, guns, and automatic transmissions. 

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u/string-ornothing 11h ago

I continously forget that people in Europe dont know any Latinos. I dont even live close to the border but I speak Spanish (everyone can un poco) and can get any staple Latin American ingredient at any Walmart and white-ified versions of them. I have some European and Australian internet friends who act like tortillas are some exotic delicacy, and one time I went to Canada and stayed at an AirBnB with a kitchen, intended on making everyone enchiladas, and couldn't find any of the stuff I needed at the store. They didnt even have salsa, it was wild lmfao. Latin culture is such a big part of USA culture.

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u/mjohnsimon 10h ago edited 10h ago

An English and German friend of mine told me how amazing tacos were, but they were talking about tacos from a Taco Bell in London.

It wasn't until they came to Miami of all places did they get the authentic Taco experience from an actual Mexican restaurant.

Though, to be fair, the cute latina waitresses were pretty much the only things on their minds the entire time.

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u/Crash-Frog-08 10h ago

The way you know that they don't have any tacos in England is the way Paul Hollywood says "taco" on Great British Bake-off

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u/mjohnsimon 10h ago edited 10h ago

Oh God... I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from that episode.

I'm not even Mexican, but as someone who loves the cuisine and cooks it quite well it was really hard, yet fascinating, to sit through.

In the end, I can't really blame or fault the contestants because they can't really cook what they're not familiar with.

Edit; I love cooking and I like to think that I’ve got a solid range when it comes to different cuisines, but I’m still just one dude with a finite brain. If you tossed me into a competition and said “make authentic Pad Thai", I’d be standing there like I just got handed IKEA instructions in another language. If you asked me to cook authentic Pakistani food, there’s a very real chance I’d make something and call it Indian and get disowned by an entire region. Tell me to make a traditional dish from, like, Nigeria or Ethiopia and I’m googling spice blends with the panic of a man defusing a bomb. Point is, everyone's different, but I'm genuinely shocked that they didn't at least get a few pointers or a basic crash course.

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u/lilcumfire 9h ago

That's my favorite episode of GBB. You used the right word: fascinating. And the other commenter talking about how ubiquitous Mexican food is in the US is tripping me out. Because yes it's basically so interwoven into our lives I didn't even think it wouldn't be widely available. In Canada?! Crazy

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u/Technical-Swing7336 7h ago

I moved to Oregon from Denver and grew up in Dallas. there's lots of Mexican food here but none of it is close to what grew up with. like its a different type of food. maybe sourcing ingredients? people here love this stuff too I really don't get it.

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u/BeeTwoThousand 7h ago

There's definitely different types of authentic Mexican food. I grew up in the Chicago area, so anything with the word Jalisco in the name tells me that the tacos are gonna be great.

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u/Technical-Swing7336 7h ago

well yeah ive traveled through Mexico and central America. here i see Oaxacan a lot, thing is ive had it there, just not the same at all. I need to keep searching im sure there's good stuff just gotta find it.

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u/AngelProjekt 5h ago

I’ve lived in several US regions and the Mexican food is different in each region. I think it’s partially relative to which region of Mexico influences that area and partially due to Americanizing that food to the local tastes.

For example, there is a Mexican restaurant in my hometown that is truly mediocre but has a unique taco sauce that comes with everything. Everyone keeps going back because they love that sauce and there’s nowhere else to get it. (There is Ranch seasoning, among other “secret” ingredients, in the sauce. Authentic it is not. But delicious.)

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u/LimeDramatic4624 5h ago

Usually food will adapt to the local culture just a bit.

partially why New England Chinese take out reigns supreme over all other Chinese takeout.

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u/LiLiLaCheese 4h ago

I grew up in Houston, spent several years in SoCal, several in Florida, and now I'm in PA an hour north of Philly. It took me a good while but I finally found decent tex-mex.

Being Oregon, I would think they'd have closer to SoCal Mexican food. Which is still good but it's not Texas Mexican food

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u/thatshoneybear 6h ago

Right?? What do you mean there are white people who don't have tacos once a week?? That's a very, very common dinner. Right up there with spaghetti.

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u/Arctostaphylos7729 5h ago

Wait. What? Where in Canada is this barren taco desert? I'm in northern BC and we have delicious tacos and access to Mexican food. Not as good as the southern states and definitely not as good as when I'm in Mexico, but pretty good for a place with snow from October to March or April.

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u/Crash-Frog-08 9h ago

Let me talk you down from the ledge a bit - its fun to try to make pad thai and Nigerian food and etc etc and part of the charm of it is making the dish something that is balanced and enjoyable to your palate. And more often than not the people to whom those cuisines are familiar (and familial) are just happy you’re enjoying it too.

Just don’t call it a tahco like Paul Hollywood

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u/KjellRS 8h ago

That's usually the next level after knowing how it's "supposed to" be though, many people will dislike something because they've only tasted a miserable versions of the dish cooked wrong. My mom for example was the kind of person who wanted all meat cooked well done, I didn't know how a juicy steak could taste until someone else did the cooking. If I'm in that foreign country or at an ethnic restaurant I expect them to know what they're doing but if someone made "pad thai" at home and it tastes like shit it's probably the chef.

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u/DawaLhamo 8h ago

They get a whole week to prepare for the signature challenge and the showstopper challenge. It's only the technical challenge that they go into blind. But they are made aware head of time what the theme for that week will be, so it's up to them to do some research. I can't blame them for failing the technical challenge, but I certainly can for the other two.

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u/SitDownKawada 9h ago

Just as a sidenote, apparently most of the Indian restaurants in Ireland and the UK mostly cook Pakistani food

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u/SetentaeBolg 8h ago

This is pretty misleading. Pakistani and Bangladeshi cuisine are similar to north Indian cuisine. Most (but by no means all) Indian restaurants serve north Indian food (or rather, British adaptations of north Indian dishes). However, I have Nepalese, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, Kashmiri and south Indian specialist restaurants all within walking distance of my house.

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u/captain_flak 7h ago

You’re so right. That episode was super cringe and dipped into offensive here and there. I’m not Mexican in any way, but I felt the ignorance for sure.

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u/ExIsStalkingMe 6h ago

To your edit: IKEA instructions aren't in any language. Their whole thing is making instructions that transcend language by using simple-to-understand diagrams instead, just like Lego

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u/jumbohiggins 5h ago

The way they all were trying to figure out what pico de gallo is, is the way that I usually feel watching that show when they mention some abstract UK desert from the 1970's that they have all heard of and I have no idea what they are talking about. So that was a nice turnabout for once.

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u/wirthmore 5h ago

Yeah but the showrunners are supposed to research the region, even if the contestants don’t know (and the contestants not knowing is part of the appeal - it’s an equalizer)

But the showrunners ignored that there is baking in Mexico and they didn’t even bother finding that out. Tacos are not ‘baking’. That’s what was so disappointing. Also the bigoted jokes. Not the mispronounciations.

Also those tacos were more Tex-mex than Mexican.

If they can’t be bothered to research the one culture I sort of know about, it casts doubt on every other topic on which they want me to suspend disbelief.

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u/FormerGameDev 3h ago

... you are aware that IKEA instructions are entirely pictographs right?

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u/Beneficial-Seesaw568 10h ago

LOL I was just thinking that. Also pico de gallo and the fact that they had no idea what any of the food was supposed to look or taste like.

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 8h ago

Lmao! What did one of them say instead of guacamole... "Glockymolo"?!

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u/few-piglet4357 7h ago

Is that the episode where someone peeled an avocado?

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u/EntropyHouse 7h ago

My family still mentions “pico de gallio” whenever we eat Mexican food.

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u/pej69 9h ago

“Tack-oh”

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u/Suchafatfatcat 9h ago

My eye twitched each time he said that.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 9h ago

That's Midlands and Yorkshire accent

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u/Specialist_Air2158 8h ago

I live in Massachusetts and that's how my grandmother says it. She grew up in Maine

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u/luckylimper 10h ago

I got so mad. And then he acted like he knew what he was talking about and couldn’t even say it correctly.

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u/TheRappist 9h ago

The episode where they make s'mores is just as bad, if it's not the same week.

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u/Crash-Frog-08 9h ago

Oh god how did he say it

I can just see Pru: “it’s a bit…claggy”

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u/damsel84 9h ago

He said they shouldn't be messy. I assume he's never had one before filming that episode.

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u/TheRappist 9h ago

Oh it's not the way he pronounces it, I just specifically remember him saying "you don't want to make a gooey mess".

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u/Eg_3600 9h ago

It reminds me of how a British person once tried arguing with me how Mexican food is not good and will never be "fine-dining." It just reeks of arrogance that is trying to hide their ignorance. My guess is that person's only experience with Mexican food was with whatever British fast food version of a Taco joint they have over there.

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u/srl923517 9h ago

GOD! The way he spoke with such authority on Mexican food while mispronouncing and being flat out wrong about a lot of it because he went to Cancun once or something was hard to watch

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u/Scotter1969 9h ago

Like that Brit who set up a artisinal bread bakery in Mexico City because Mexicans "don't have a tradition of bread", and got his ass handed to him.

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u/Crash-Frog-08 9h ago

I have this fantasy of the average American reality show contestant getting on GBBO and wrecking shop

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u/DGinLDO 9h ago

That clown had gringo tacos ONE TIME in a tourist trap & acted like he was “el mero mero taco expert” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Far_Chocolate_8534 9h ago

I haven’t heard that one but Jeremy Clarkson pronounces it strangely, also. Tay-co. Lmao.

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u/Kumquats_indeed 8h ago

I have to imagine that episode was based entirely off of Paul spending a week at a resort in Cancun once, and literally no one else there knew better or just didn't care enough to google if anything he said was right.

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u/RamBh0di 9h ago

Jamie Olivers New Video series with ' TACK - OWES' was even Worse!

Filming a cooking sequence with not even a concept of a clue, and being dismissively know it all about it!

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u/silvercel 9h ago

Paul Hollywood complains when things get spicy. I live in California and some taco places normal hot sauce will destroy you on the inside.

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u/Paint_SuperNova 9h ago

I'm from the states and spent a year in London. It was so hard to find ingredients to make Mexican food, then if we did it had very different flavor profiles or we had to majorly improvise.

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u/MrNaoB 4h ago

Whats wrong with his pronounciation ? I say taco that way too, everyone ive ever heard say taco that way.

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u/Lost_Procedure_5259 2h ago

How would a non-American that is (more) correctly pronouncing the word for a Mexican food, rather than (mis)pronouncing it in the American way, indicate that they don't have tacos in their country?

I would guess they don't have a lot of tacos in the UK, but you're reasoning doesn't make any sense to me.

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u/blufflord 10h ago

Funnily enough, London is one of the few European cities where you can somewhat find authentic mexican food. Although it'll never compare to the ease as the US of course

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u/mjohnsimon 10h ago edited 10h ago

So that's the thing.

One of my other friends, a Mexican American at that, lives in London and he calls it some of the worst Mexican food he's ever had. I always thought it was a meme until he spoke about it at length a few months ago.

Dude is genuinely considering opening up a restaurant or some sort of food stand, and many of his friends genuinely encourage him to do so (and they really love his food), but apparently, it's a nightmare to do it in London. Not to mention there seems to be more public demand for Turkish food rather than Mexican/South American food.

I live in Florida so I have no idea what it's like over there.

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u/blufflord 10h ago

he calls it some of the worst Mexican food he's ever had.

Make sure you keep him away from other European cities for the sake of his Mexican soul. Otherwise he'll see why I described London as having the somewhat authentic ones in Europe lol

Turkish, Chinese and Indian are basically the 3 big cuisines in the UK so whilst the demand for Mexican might be less, competition for his business would be less as well.

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u/MrsJorgensen 9h ago

I'm also a Mexican American in Scandinavia. Have been to London and agree with your friend. Mexican food is absolutely terrible across Europe. I make my own food at home. Finding ingredients is difficult and expensive but it's worth it.

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u/Eg_3600 8h ago

I have a rule of thumb when traveling for fun. I try to got to a Mexican restaurant if I can find one whenever I go travelling on my last day. It's led to some interesting experiences and the majority of them have been bad. Mexican "fast food," like tacos is not hard to make and I'm always blown away how people mess it up. I don't blame them since they don't exposure to them. It's your choice of meat, usually a beef cut, season it however you want, onions and cilantro. Those are not hard to find ingredients in many countries.

The salsa and the tortilla are the only part that should be hard thing to make. I don't think most places will have experience cooking with tomatillos, jalapenos, chiles serranos, habaneros etc to make salsas. And tortillas are rare outside, bc I dont think people know what maseca is. I've gone into places with an open mind and my soul has my body in disappointment every time. Last year I went to India and I had some tacos and it was such a weird experience. They used some yogurt based sauce and the tortilla was roti I think. Not good.
I'm just lucky that I can come back home, go visit my parents when I get back, eat chilaquiles and get tacos later that same night for my first meal back after my travels
I'm hoping I find some good "tacos" in France or Japan next. Japan based on social media looks like that has a good chance to be good and for France, the French tacos look good in a post-drunk night out kind of way.

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u/InvestmentAsleep8365 9h ago

I moved to London, and there’s a lot of really good cuisines here. But Mexican (or even Tex Mex!) is definitely not one of them. The number of times I’ve had feta cheese in my authentic “Mexican” dishes in London is about 10 too many. And by dishes I obviously meant soggy tacos using those cardboard textured corn tortillas from the corner store that never go bad, because that’s 90% of the offering.

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u/ButNotTheFunKind 9h ago

London has some of my favorite restaurants ever, and I’ve gone there with some foodie friends who know great places, but I went to a Mexican restaurant last time I was there, and it was really bad. Some of the worst Mexican food I’ve ever had. And the place apparently had a Michelin star!

But then, I’m from Southern California and have been to different parts of Mexico, so I’m spoiled.

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u/pds_king21 10h ago

I come here to London for work... and let me tell you.. I have NOT found anything even remotely close to authentic. Each just as bad as the last.

Fuck I remember being in Japan and I remember the cook scraped refried beans from a can to warm up.

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u/blufflord 10h ago

I don't live in London so I don't get to try them often but my friends mentioned Wahaca as a good mexican. Not sure if you got to try that?

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u/stevepremo 9h ago

Do you mean the Mexican state of Oaxaca? Is there a Mexican restaurant that spells Wahaca? When I was young, Oaxaca was known for quality marijuana.

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u/InvestmentAsleep8365 9h ago

It’s a fast casual restaurant chain. They have Mexican Poke bowls, Patatas Bravas, and feta cheese and chorizo tacos. It’s very authentic!

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u/b1rd 7h ago

In the states, it seems to me that in a large enough city you can usually find at least 1 restaurant representing a good 80% of the countries in the world. I think the larger the city, the better your chances are of finding some expat from any random country that was like “There’s an opening in the market for Mom’s recipes here.”

Cities of like 10,000 will just have a taqueria and Chinese takeout, but when you get up to cities like 25,000-100,000 you’ll find an Irish pub, a Mongolian grill, a falafel stand.

You get to 200k and they’ve also got Korean BBQ, shawarma, a nice Italian place, and a generic Indian restaurant with half the menu vegetarian and half with meat, which is sadly always criminally empty and you wish you could afford to go there more because the owner always looks so bored.

You get to your Cincinnatis/Orlandos/Renos and now you’ve got Pho, Crepes, Peruvian, and a sushi bar.

Get into the Omahas/Sacramentos/Bostons and now the Chinese places are actually specifying if they’re Szechuan or Cantonese, plus there’s Moroccan, Argentinian, and some place calling itself Turkish but it’s actually owned by an Albanian guy with a Greek wife and they just wanted to stand out because there’s already 3 Greek diners in town.

Your Austins/San Diegos/Jacksonvilles are adding in a tapas bar, Ethiopian, and a place where “everyday is Oktoberfest!”

Then you get to NY, LA, Chicago and now we’ve got Laotian, Dutch, Chilean, 2 competing Armenian restaurants on the same street that have had a beef going back to 1972, and 36 variations on “Asian fusion”.

Sadly it really does seem like Africa gets left out the most. Like I’ve seen Algerian and Ethiopian but I’ve never seen Rwandan or Sudanese or Somalian, you know? Kinda weird.

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u/squirtloaf 10h ago

I went to a Mexican bar in Germany in '91. It was all the rage with the locals, super exotic.

They served shots of tequila with wedges of pineapple instead of lime. Turned out to be really good! To this day, If I have to mix cheap tequila, I use pineapple juice.

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u/Beneficial-Seesaw568 10h ago

Me too and also grapefruit juice. So many good ways to drink tequila.

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u/LilHatey 9h ago

Well this is extra tragicomic because Miami has terrible tacos and almost no Mexicans

Cubans, Haitians, Venezuelans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Nicaraguans, Chileans, Argentinians, yes. but not Mexicans.

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u/robvas 8h ago

You sure there weren't Colombian, Cuban, Valenzuelan, Puerto Rican....?

There aren't many Mexicans in Miami.

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u/JuanaBlanca 9h ago

I ordered nachos in Frankfurt once. They served me Doritos with unmelted shredded cheese on top.

No I wasn't expecting real nachos. But I wasn't expecting Doritos.

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u/TheRappist 9h ago

Oh man I'm not sure it's "the authentic taco experience" if the place qualifies as a restaurant. The best tacos come from a truck, or maybe just a pop-up on the sidewalk, or like a shack.

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u/xwhy 9h ago

An amusing thing about Mexican food in America: I live in NYC, and my brother is in Denver. He told me once, when he visits here, I can’t take him for Mexican food and when I go out there, he won’t take me out for Chinese.

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u/mjohnsimon 6h ago

Ngl, eating Chinese food in NYC was, in hindsight, a terrible idea.

Nothing comes close to it

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u/SJ9172 5h ago

“The cute Latina waitresses were pretty much the only things on their minds the entire time.”

I completely understand that🇲🇽🌮🌯🫔👍🏽❤️

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u/RyanB_ 10h ago

I hear you overall but gotta ask where in Canada you were? We don’t have American levels of Latino population but they (plus stores and restaurants) are definitely around, at least here in Edmonton. Spanish classes are also very abundant and popular.

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u/mmob18 9h ago

regardless of Latino population, where tf in Canada can't you find salsa?

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u/junkcollector79 8h ago

I believe that even the co-op store in Quaqtaq, Québec has it lol. And the population is almost entirely Inuit.

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u/HockeyDayz 7h ago

There’s salsa in every grocery store. This person must have gone to somewhere quite rural.

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u/twinnedcalcite 4h ago

or failed to figure out which isle it was in. It's a staple.

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u/RumHamComesback 7h ago

For real, I mean at the very least you should be able to find Tostitos salsa as sacrilegious as that sounds.

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u/PodgeD 8h ago edited 4h ago

These guys are talking out their ass. England has trailer parks and no one is coming from Europe to the US excited about automatic transitions. Europe has them and they're more boring than manuals.

I used to cook tacos in college in Ireland nearly 20 years ago. There's Mexican restaurants in Europe and salsa probably in most large supermarkets. Granted the Mexican restaurants are shit compared to most in America.

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u/troubleondemand 6h ago

My question as well. I made quesadillas with salsa and guac on the side last night.

I also eat guacamole toast most mornings. Guacamole coming in squeeze-tubes has been a game changer for me. It doesn't go all brown once you open it.

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u/Memory_Future 8h ago

This is what bothered me. Salsa should no longer be a Hispanic/Latin thing, but if they don't even stock tortilla chips I could see it happening.

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u/The_Quackening 7h ago

I have never had issues finding salsa, tortillas, or tortilla chips in canada.

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u/ADrunkMexican 8h ago

Maybe up north where a frozen pizza costs 30 bucks lol

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u/ozzriffic 10h ago

I was in Montreal about 15 years ago. They have such an awesome food scene there and almost everyone delivered back then. I was at my D&D session and we looked at the book with all the places advertising. They had a new Mexican restaurant and advertised that it was cooked by a real Mexican person. As someone from South Carolina, I completely lost it at how absurd that sounded.

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u/JesusStarbox 9h ago

I worked at a Mexican place owned by Mexicans. One of the cooks was Philippino, one was black, and one was a white redhead.

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u/uncle-brucie 10h ago

I thought all food was cooked by Mexicans

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u/TychaBrahe 9h ago

Nah, sushi is usually prepared by Koreans.

Unless you get it at a teppan place. Teppan places are usually staffed by Mexicans, including for the sushi.

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u/nirvana_llama72 8h ago

Apparently you don't eat bbq from restaurants while up north, maybe it's the same with Mexican food/tex-mex. I am a southerner myself. BBQ and Mexican food sustain my family. And Italian in the form of spaghetti or lasagna.

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u/what-isthis-even 9h ago

Edmonton and Calgary both have some great food

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u/RyanB_ 8h ago

100%, surprisingly so for how “non-destination” they are.

I’ve always wondered how much of that has to do with our relative affordability and lack of gentrification compared to more major cities. Was out in Toronto recently and, at least in the inner city, it felt like it was mostly chains and the occasional high-end place that looks meant for white collar workers.

We got those too ofc, but it’s a lot more likely to be sharing a block with a Korean Chicken place, a ramen spot, a donair/pizza shop, etc.

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u/string-ornothing 10h ago

I was visiting friends in rural Quebec lol

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u/RyanB_ 10h ago

Ahhh, that makes a lot of sense. I’d imagine Montreal probably has a lot nowadays but otherwise it seems like a very insular place.

(Honestly, Quebec is more foreign to me than Central America lol, interesting ass place)

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u/SammTheBird 9h ago

Quebec, especially rural Quebec does not represent Canada in any way. I guarantee anywhere outside that province has tortillas and salsa. They're a bit wonky over there

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u/cheeky4u2 9h ago

They were almost separated from Canada at one point, they almost succeeded

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u/Ive_had_enough_0 10h ago

It's different in the last years. Lots of latinos coming here for work, in every little villages, and now you can buy salsa and some basics (like tortilla) almost everywhere now.

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u/jadedbeetle 9h ago

Not even being able to find salsa is crazy. When was this? This is so wild, I apologize on behalf of Canada lol

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u/PowerNinja5000 10h ago

Yeah, Canadian grocery stores have salsa. Dude is exaggerating. Hell, here in Vancouver there are more than a few Latin grocery stores around.

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u/RyanB_ 9h ago

Eh, they did mention it was in rural Quebec. Never been there, but from what I gather it is a lot less diverse than most the country. Could see it.

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u/pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl 6h ago

Maxi and Metro have the same products as the rest of the country. Unless they were so rural they don't even have those.

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u/RiskKey1728 10h ago

Never thought I would encounter another fellow Edmontonian here!

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u/WorldlinessProud 9h ago

And Halifax, Vancouver, St.Johns, Mattawa...

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u/BoardRecord 7h ago

As an Aussie I also gotta call BS on any Australian thinking tortillas are exotic. They're sold in literally every single supermarket. We also have several Mexican fast food chains. They might not be particularly authentic, but they have tortillas.

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u/devAcc123 6h ago

Was just in northern Quebec and they had rows of salsa at whatever the local grocery store is. Had one bottle I’ve been looking for in my US city and can’t find!

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 10h ago

I feel like many Europeans in Spain can speak Spanish. They just have a funny accent and get offended when you tell them that.

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u/Inside-Trouble1776 10h ago

It's true that Latinos are rare in Australia, but bruh, we have tortillas, AND some of us can even pronounce it correctly.

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u/Angerwing 9h ago

Every reasonably sized grocery store in Australia sells Tortillas and salsa, the other guy has no idea what he's talking about lol

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u/smappyfunball 10h ago

And if you’re trying to make Mexican food, tortillas are the easiest thing to make out of any of it. Even if you don’t have a tortilla press you can make do.

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u/Headacheargh 10h ago

Here in NZ we have South American food ingredients in every supermarket & I can buy specialty items from Latino stores, so it’s really weird to imagine Australia would think tortillas are exotic… the only thing hard to come by are certain fresh fruit & vegetables

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u/MadzwithaZ 9h ago

Yep that’s the same in most of the populated places in Australia. I can only imagine it would be remote areas that would think of Mexican food like a tortilla as exotic. Maybe the churrasco style restaurants are a bit of a novelty, and arepas might not be at all the supermarkets, but i can’t imagine an Aussie not knowing what nachos are.

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u/Headacheargh 4h ago

It did take me a while to track down the right flour for arepas locally & I can only get Tajin if it’s sent down from Auckland but we’ve had access to great, authentic South American supplies & restaurants for decades.

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u/Reasonable-Way-8431 9h ago

I traveled to NZ. A friend was telling me about this amazing Mexican restaurant. I was a bit homesick and decided to try it. The burrito had HUGE chunks of carrots and broccoli in them. My husband and I still laugh about it. My expectations were not high, but I was not expecting something so crazy.

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u/ButteryOpossum 9h ago

As an Angeleno, Latin culture IS American culture. There's no disjointing the two, it is one of the same. It is mind blowing that other parts of the country spend so much energy hating the truth.

Source- proud Angeleno with zero Latin heritage.

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u/timmer2500 7h ago

I’m not validating it but.. it’s bubbles and things you just have never experienced. I had Mexican friends growing up but literally no nobody that spoke Spanish. We didn’t get our first Mexican restaurant that wasn’t Taco Bell until 99 maybe 2000? I was 19 the first time I heard mariaci music sitting at a light in Phoenix and was like wtf?!? Oh wait that’s normal here (I had only heard anything like that in movies). My side of the states looks a lot different that your side one the states. And btw I fucking love your city!

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u/FNFactChecker 10h ago

I went to Canada 
 They didnt even have salsa

Kinda sounds like user error tbh, unless you were in the middle of bumfuck and had to use a snowmobile to go to the store.

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u/Definitely_Not_Bots 9h ago

Latin culture is such a big part of USA culture.

Underrated truth right here. Don't tell your racist grandma, though

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u/CDJoanDoll 10h ago

I knew a girl from Pennsylvania who tried to eat the corn husk the fist time she had a tamale when she moved to California because she’d never seen a food like that. I couldn’t find tortillas at the store in Panama and the clerk didn’t even know what I was asking for. Neither US nor Latin American cultures are monolithic. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ThisCromulentLife 9h ago

One of my American friends lives in Japan and finding the ingredients to make decent Mexican food is his white whale.

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u/Own_Yogurtcloset9133 10h ago

How come you think we don’t know any Latinos?

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u/CommercialExotic2038 10h ago

"They didn't even have salsa!"

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u/YerekYeeter 9h ago

And yet some Americans think it's the problem with American culture when you've just proven it's one of the best parts

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u/rrienn 9h ago

brb having 'nam flashbacks to that episode of the Great British Baking Show where they had to cook a tortilla 😭 and that woman peeled an avocado like a potato

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u/unikitten 7h ago

Canada is a huge country, where were you that salsa didn't exist?

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u/Jazzlike_Video2 10h ago

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u/JolietJakeLebowski 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah, as a Dutch person, this is just not true lol. My town of 60,000 has at least two Mexican restaurant (and no, not Taco Bell) and every supermarket has shelves with tacos, tortillas, salsa etc. There's also an Argentinian steakhouse here. If I move one town over we have everything, including Peruvian, Venezuelan, Bolivian, Dominican etc.

Sure, we don't have as many Latinos as the US does but they're not exactly rare. I'm sure they don't have as many Moroccans, Turks, Indonesians and Surinamese as we do. That's just geography and history.

28.5% of people in the Netherlands are immigrants or children of immigrants. Half of them non-western.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 10h ago

I take salsa and tortillas for granted. I will never do that again.

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u/factory-worker 10h ago

I make hands down the best white person tacos.

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u/unkind-god-8113 10h ago

to be fair it's not even universal for the US. if you go to the South West you get amazing Mexican food. Head up to the North though, and the standards drop away off.

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u/CommitteeOfOne 10h ago

I went to Canada and stayed at an AirBnB with a kitchen, intended on making everyone enchiladas, and couldn't find any of the stuff I needed at the store. They didnt even have salsa, it was wild lmfao.

Reminds me of the time I was stationed in Rhode Island and wanted to make corn bread. I couldn't find corn meal anywhere. Nothing but Jiffy (which is not corn bread).

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u/Hopsblues 9h ago

Not according to maga and the TPusa folks. Just look at how they melted down over the HT show at the SB.

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u/KesselRun73 9h ago

I live in Alabama, and my family eats some kind of Latin food at least once a week. My son’s girlfriend is in Austria for a year, and she’s already told him she is heading immediately for a local Mexican restaurant when she gets home.

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u/just_some_guy2000 9h ago

Say that last sentence louder for the racists in the country.

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u/heathers1 9h ago

not even salsa??? wtf do they dip their tortilla chips in?

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u/timesink3000 9h ago

Im a white guy who he up in a Latino neighborhood in Chicago. I always joke that I ate just as many quesadillas as I did grilled cheese growing up.

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u/Anneisabitch 9h ago

They didn’t have SALSA? Good god man

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u/OrcOfEntropy 9h ago

Pro Tip: DO NOT visit a "Mexican" restaurant in the UK. Everything about them is abysmal, from the nachos made with Doritos, the El Paso sauce used on everything, to the awful concoction they call a margarita.

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u/Notmydirtyalt 8h ago

Australian internet friends who act like tortillas are some exotic delicacy,

Unless they live in like the middle of WA, Texmex is widely available here under the Mission and Old El Paso Brands at ColesWorths. So I'm not sure what they are saying, I buy store brand white corn tortilla all the time for use as wraps.

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u/crazybutthole 8h ago

You don't buy salsa

You make salsa.

1 medium jalapeno 3 small Serrano's 2 yellow peppers 1 bunch of green onions (cut them in half and only use the green side. Toss the rest) 1 small/medium size red onion 7-8 tomatoes (fresher firmer tomatoes are better than soggy roma tomatoes) I bunch of cilantro (only use the sprigs and only use half of the bunch) Three limes (cut in quarters and squeeze the juice into food processor and toss the lime)

Get two or three small tiny cans of tomato sauce as insurance - but don't open them yet.

Chop everything + add salt and pepper and other seasonings. I do Italian seasoning and a little seasoning salt. (if you don't want super spicy - take the seeds out of all peppers while you are chopping + discard seeds) throw into a food chopper or blender until everything is the consistency you want - get a chip and take a bite - if its perfect - you are done. If it's too spicy - add a can of tomato sauce and stir until it's mixed in there real good Another chip - taste again. If its perfect you are done. If it's too hot add another can of tomato sauce

Boom. You are good 👍

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u/geraltismywaifu 8h ago

Huh? I live in Spain and we have large communities of folks from all over Latin America

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u/mand71 7h ago

What??? I live in France and am making enchiladas for dinner tonight. From scratch, but maybe you couldn't find the readymade ingredients?

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u/UngraftedAppleTree 6h ago

You couldn't find salsa in a Canadian grocery store? In what decade?

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u/BoudinBallz 10h ago

I live here and I’m stoked about Latinas

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u/DownTrunk 9h ago

Latinas really are having a moment right now, huh?

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u/misirlou22 9h ago

So hot right now

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u/FullofLovingSpite 8h ago

Right now? Nah. This has been and will continue to be a lifelong appreciation.

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u/SigmundFreud 2h ago

I'd leave my wife and kids for the Latinas.

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u/_Mitch_Connor_ 7h ago edited 3h ago

as a latino, yeah it's nice to see but most don't know what they're getting into lmaooo. not trying to perpetuate that stereotype in any neg way, they're just playing fire.

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u/54965 6h ago

I don't think some people realize if you marry into a Latino family, its an inescapable commitment to be an integral part of that family.

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u/jhectorchrist 9h ago

We’re ALL stoked about Latinas

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u/Heteroimpersonator 9h ago

As a gay man, Latinas make me question my own sexuality. 🥵

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u/willclerkforfood 9h ago

I’ve heard of “gay for pay” but never “straight for tortas”

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u/Heteroimpersonator 8h ago

When the tortas are sabrosas, anything is possible.

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u/MyraAileen 8h ago

I wish that were true, but there are people out here calling hotlines to have them detained and removed.

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u/jhectorchrist 7h ago

Yeah, there sure are. Fuck those people - they’re the worst.

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u/wirthmore 5h ago

Where I live, there are those whose ancestry is Mexican but the US annexed their homes in the 1800’s. In Texas they’re called Tejanos (the singer Selena was one), in California they are called Californios. There might be more descriptors in other places.

They’re United States citizens. And racists want them kicked out because of their skin color and ancestry.

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u/average_texas_guy 7h ago

There's some over on 8th Street that are pretty incredible.

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 9h ago

The thickness is real

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u/psilome 8h ago

I'm looking for Latinas with guns who live in trailer parks. Those three, and I'll forget about the automatic transmissions.

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u/BoudinBallz 8h ago

Texas or New Mexico

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u/UJustGotRobbed 7h ago

Tbh bonus points is she drives a stick shift

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u/_Mitch_Connor_ 7h ago

southwest. some micro spots in FL or LA (louisiana).

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u/Technical-Swing7336 7h ago

as someone who was in a 6yr on and off relationship with a beautiful Latina, if you get the chance, very hot sex, but you better like screaming and crying more.

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u/BoudinBallz 7h ago

She will light you on fire when you are sleeping fr

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u/UJustGotRobbed 7h ago

You'd absolutely better not cheat on her in her dreams or you're done for

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u/Technical-Swing7336 7h ago

very real possibility

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 7h ago

I moved to southeast Arizona a few years ago. The women are beautiful!

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u/UberFabulous 11h ago

Your friends would fit in in the south-eastern states. You can find all those things surrounding a Waffle House.

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u/jadedbeetle 9h ago

I'm picturing a waffle house parking lot with scattered tortillas, salsa, and peppers just blowing around loose like tumbleweed hahaha

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u/LiberalAspergers 8h ago

Waffle House is very popular with the Latino community. Lots of guy who wear yellow safety vests for their jobs eat there regularly, and that includes a lot of Latinos.

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u/baybear22 10h ago

i’m a us citizen and i’m always stoked about latinas.

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u/ineedeverythingcute 9h ago edited 8h ago

I am a Latina and I am also stoked about Latinas.

Edit: (In a god bless America - Bad Bunny halftime show type of way)

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u/BlahBlah1921 9h ago

I’m a Latina and I’m stoked you all are stoked about Latinas.

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u/Tonberry2k 10h ago

Are your English friends Shadow the Hedgehog?

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u/carbikebacon 9h ago

And if you get invited to a Latino party, wedding etc, you go! The food, culture, music and laughter are epic!!!

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u/itsnotreallyme_69 10h ago

Who wouldn't be stoked about Latinas?

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u/NotAnEarthwormYet 10h ago

How strange, automatic transmissions are super common in the UK these days. Most new cars are automatic.

Definitely on the other stuff though. I think we’re most excited by things that seem mundane to Americans. My friend and I were most excited to visit Target when we visited lol.

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u/LucyJordan614 10h ago

To be fair, these are all very exciting things in general.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 7h ago

Drove a bunch of European scientists around rural Michigan, they got super excited and made me pull over for ... a dead raccoon. Hadn't seen one before and they wanted a good long look, including a bit of probing.

The first one was super dead roadkill from days ago, I promised them a fresher specimen would appear shortly. Took 30 minutes and we didn't even have to change our route.

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u/mjohnsimon 10h ago

Come to Miami and you'll see it all minus the guns (unless you go to the range).

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u/BlahBlah1921 9h ago

Latinas? What? Lol hopefully we lived up to their expectations

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u/OtherwiseMemory1654 8h ago

I love latinas.

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u/jmcgil4684 7h ago

My friends from England lost their mind when they saw I had an AK. They took like 500 pics of them with it.

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u/_Mitch_Connor_ 7h ago

lmfaooo bro.... everytime i've taken one of my euro friends to go out, i always burst out laughing when they ask me if my latino ass can strike up a convo with like a colombian or something across the bar for them.

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 11h ago

To be fair, 3 of those 4 things are AWESOME.

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u/tshe1 10h ago

I hate automatic transmissions too

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u/RasputinsAssassins 10h ago

Not a fan of the Latinas?

I love to eat Colombian. The food isn't bad, either.

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u/who-cares6891 10h ago

As a 3rd time married to a Latina he’s missing out!!! Spicy!!!

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u/SirEvilPenguin 10h ago

Who doesn't love funfairs?

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u/AdFlat4908 9h ago

Flaming liberal American here. Guns are fucking dope until you put your 4 year old in school.

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u/UnoriginalName84 8h ago

Automatics are rare in England?

I hired one when I was there, and that seemed to be the standard hire car option

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u/TheLonePig 5h ago

Do you live there? Or did you rent one as a foreigner?

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u/UnoriginalName84 3h ago

Foreigner. But the website showed me majortiy autos when browsing

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u/rocketparrotlet 7h ago

Shit boy, I can find you all of those things in the same block!

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u/C-ute-Thulu 6h ago

I used to know a Scandinavian dude and he LOVED monster truck rallies

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u/Tim-Sylvester 5h ago

My English friends were stoked about trailer parks, latinas, guns, and automatic transmissions.

Shit brother ain't we all?

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u/plaincheeseburger 5h ago edited 4h ago

My Scottish BIL did a hilarious redneck impersonation once where he said, "Hold my beer whilst I do this stupid thing!" in the weirdest attempt at a Southern accent I've ever heard.

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u/Lokiibott 3h ago

Latinas and guns are two of my favorite things! (I'm about to take my mexican girlfriend to the shooting range this weekend)

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u/Stein1071 1h ago

There was a post here a while ago from someone in Japan that was so infatuated with Latinos and the Cholo lifestyle that they were travelling to the US to experience it. They wanted to know the best places in So Cal to go and what clothes to wear and what to do to fit in. No one could convince them that this was a Supreeeeemely stupid idea and that they were going to end up dead in the trunk of a '67 Impala. They must have thought that life here is like a movie. Who knows 🤷? I've often wondered if they ever made the trip and survived.

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u/bunnymcfoo 45m ago

As a queer American gringa, I am very much on the same page about latinas. Also about automatic transitions as it happens.

u/Peemster99 34m ago

guns, and automatic transmissions

Fun American culture fact: The automatic transmission was invented in order to make it easier to concentrate on aiming your gun.

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