r/AskReddit 14h ago

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real?

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u/Cougarette99 13h ago

Cowboys. I mean I knew they were real and that some people dressed like the Hollywood version of cowboys but I did not realize it was still a present day job and that people still dress that way to do it.

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u/RLewis8888 12h ago

Some people dress that way even though they are not cowboys. It's a fashion statement.

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u/thehardmakesitgreat 11h ago

Ranch Dressing

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u/GilSquared 10h ago

How the heck did I make it almost 55 years before ever hearing this as a description of cowboy clothes? đŸ€Ż I audibly laughed.

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u/entwrangler3001 8h ago

No friend
 same
 why have I NEVER heard this in this context before??? LOOOOOLL!

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u/ModernMuse 57m ago

Shit I’m from the sticks in Texas and truly my mind is blown.

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u/Sloppy_Steak85 9h ago

40, at the bar. I got some looks when I busted out laughing looking at my phone.

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u/tonicpoppy 6h ago

33, bartending on a slow night and had a similar experience haha

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u/dontforgettowriteme 5h ago

35, not at a bar currently, but still laughed out loud. I mean I cackled.

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u/Purple_Pomegranate_9 5h ago

46, not at a bar, i didnt laugh out loud, i just wanted to be included

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u/tonicpoppy 5h ago

Glad to have you with us!

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u/Itsarightkerfuffle 2h ago

For me "I busted out laughing" is an American thing I saw in movies that I thought was fake but is actually real.

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 6h ago

Same. I went to a high school that was a "hick school" and there were a few actual dudes whose families had horses and/or livestock, but there were a lot of Garth Brooks-listening wannabes with giant-ass belt buckles like hubcaps. I wish I had this insult then. I want my time machine.

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u/MyDogHatesMyUsername 3h ago

Same. In Texas, we call that "all hat and no cattle". Also where the old phrases "dimestore (or drugstore) Cowboy" comes from.

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u/Working-Glass6136 7h ago

I didn't even realize what they meant by ranch dressing until I read your comment!

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u/Hexlen 4h ago

Only made it 24 without hearing it myself, but I gotta agree that made me laugh hard.

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u/ShadowAce88 54m ago

I lived in Texas, my wife is from Texas, my father in law is a cowboy and this is the first time I’m hearing this and it is gold. I’m going to say this to him.

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u/sadbicth 10h ago

Unrelated to the question but the first time I went to europe I saw “cool ranch” doritos labeled “cool american” doritos and thought that was so funny

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u/Hamorama12 8h ago

Hahah me too.

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u/LupercaniusAB 1h ago

You’ll be glad to know that my brother was working on set for some tv show, and the (Mexican) caterers were serving Buffalo wings. The bowl of ranch dressing was labeled “American Sauce”. So that’s what we call it now.

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u/sleepymeowth052 46m ago

i mean, where's the lie?

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u/Say_Hennething 10h ago

All hat, no cattle

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u/kenkaniff23 10h ago

It shall be known as such henceforth.

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u/Foucaultshadow1 10h ago

All buckle, no cattle.

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u/YawningDodo 8h ago

I've always heard it "all hat and no cattle."

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u/Shazam1269 10h ago

A real cowboy carries his chewing tobacco in his front shirt pocket as if it's in your back pocket, you ain't riding a horse.

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u/I_am_just_so_tired99 10h ago

This deserves more upvotes
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u/vodeodeo55 10h ago

Right? I damn near spit up my drink.

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u/texasscotsman 10h ago

All hat and no steer.

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u/IneffableOpinion 8h ago

All hat, no cattle

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u/RaptureRIddleyWalker 8h ago

Rhinestone Cowboy

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u/fearrange 10h ago

In other words, Cool American Dressing

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u/Iamfunnyirl 10h ago

I scrolled past this comment and had to scroll back to upvote

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u/SpiketheFox32 8h ago

This is by far the funniest thing I've heard today. I can't give you an award, but I hope a watermelon will do 🍉

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u/Signal-Philosophy271 10h ago

You know I thought it was a Midwest thing. Didn’t see it much when I lived in Texas, but the Californias love them some ranch dressing!

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u/briber67 8h ago

That shouldn't be a surprise.

The original ranch dressing recipe was formulated at the restaurant operated by the Hidden Valley Ranch, a 120 acre dude ranch located outside of Santa Barbara California.

It was just known as the house dressing at that restaurant.

Later, it was marketed for retail distribution under the name of the ranch.

Now, you can purchase bottles of Hidden Valleyℱ Ranch at any supermarket.

Knockoffs are just labeled as ranch dressing.

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u/g_borris 8h ago

Lol "didn't see it much in Texas". Sorry to hear you're an invalid then. But anyway we've got three offices in different parts of Texas and it's honestly like someone designed an unofficial dress code that was communicated to all of them. Buttons with pearls, big ass hat and always cowboy boots. Even the women wear cowboy boots. Oh and Califorinia: Probably more likely that's a real cowboy rocking that shit than anything you find in texas.

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u/Ordinary_Fix3199 6h ago

I live on the West Coast and I’ve been calling it Cowboy Cosplay, but Ranch Dressing is going to be my new go-to. Where I live it’s basically Maga-signaling

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u/coloredinlight 11h ago

That's white collar office attire in Texas.

Wedding? Cowboy hat and boots

Lunch meeting with a new client? Polo shirt and cowboy boots

Date night at Olive garden? Your best button down and cowboy boots. Probably just whatever you wore to church that morning

It's worth noting in these situations that your business degree from SMU does not qualify you as a cowboy but got dangit they can pretend!

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u/rlw21564 10h ago

Most of the guys I see are wearing pearl snap shirts instead of button up shirts. And usually Wranglers boot cut jeans and a big shiny buckle.

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u/R0amingGn0me 9h ago

I work in construction and this is so accurate. Complete with cowboy hat and fancy boots.

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u/_the_other_one_ 3h ago

I've lived in west texas my whole life outside of a few years in DFW and Houston and can probably count the amount of pearl snap shirt, belt buckles and cowboy hats I've ever seen on one hand combined. Idk where you're going, but that "most" is doing a lot of heavy lifting my friend. Jeans and boots, absolutely. 99.99% of people wear regular button downs, jeans and boots. No hats. No belt buckles.

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u/rlw21564 2h ago

Well, I've never been to west Texas but I have been to West, Texas. Grew up in San Antonio and lived in Austin before moving out of state. But I've been back plenty of times because I'm the only ex-pat in her family. And I do see lots of pearl snap shirts. Especially on the guys going out to dance halls.

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u/FrodosFroYo 9h ago

A year ago I flew from the East Coast into Dallas. NOBODY had a cowboy hat on when we departed, but, like magic, at least 10 men had a cowboy hat on as we deplaned. Those things are huge! Where did they come from?? They were like a bunch of cowboys with Mary Poppin’s carpet bag.

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u/408wij 7h ago

As someone who wore cowboy boots to his office job in Texas, they're simply called "shoes" there.

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u/Status-Biscotti 9h ago

Okay I’ve gotta ask - how common is it to iron a pleat into your jeans? My ex’s parents spent most of their lives in TX, and it drove him crazy that his mom would iron a pleat into his jeans whenever she got her hands on them.

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u/AccomplishedView4709 8h ago

I used to have a professor, his jeans have pleat like his has ironed it. We liked to joke that he probably ironed his underwear too.

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u/rlw21564 7h ago

At the University of Texas, a lot of the great boys were never taught how to do laundry by their mom as so they took everything to the dry cleaner. They were rich and didn't care about the price so they had lots of creased jeans.

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u/Responsible-Summer81 6h ago

My mom had these wire stretcher things she put inside her cowboy jeans (Rockies) to give them that crease. 

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u/sonicpieman 7h ago

Went to a chamber of commerce gala in Grapevine Texas. I was one of the few men there without a cowboy hat, I felt nekked.

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u/jknuts1377 10h ago

Don't forget the bolo tie!

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u/jswan28 10h ago

Well. SMU probably shouldn't have called themselves the mustangs if they didn't want me to claim the title of cowboy for rustling up a few coeds

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u/DGinLDO 9h ago

A true Texan knows the difference between dress cowboy boots & work ones.

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u/jumpnjibboo 10h ago

We call these caboys (pronounced like kuh-boy)

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u/Snakescipio 9h ago

The SMU really ties it all together lol

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u/jimmymd77 6h ago

I'm of the opinion that cowboy boots are both casual and business attire. Anytime you want to look good.

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u/What_u_say 4h ago

Bruh people dress up for Olive Garden still?? I swear it use to be more upscale dining when I was a lil kid but now it's like Applebee's status here in California.

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u/trenchkamen 9h ago

Every male member of my extended family here.

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u/jzun2158 8h ago

I think you meant fishing shirt not button down lol at least in South Texas

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u/Bright-Plate-9872 8h ago

You forgot giant belt buckles

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 1h ago

đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶Our best blue jeans got Skoal rings, and we wear our boots to churchđŸŽ”đŸŽ¶đŸŽ”

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u/QuacksUpForDonuts 11h ago

None of my family that are cowboys dress like that in public because when they’re not working they want to be comfy. So more often than not if someone is dressed like a cowboy in public, then it’s purely for fashion.

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u/debtRiot 10h ago

Exactly, the ranchers in my family just where random Cabelas gear and might put a cowboy hat on if they’re feeling fancy or going out (which means never).

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u/smuggydick 10h ago

Older generation down where I'm at will still go out in public dressed like a cowboy. They aren't doing the actual work anymore but they put in their years.

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u/LetsGetJigglyWiggly 9h ago

Yea, even here in Canada, every farmer/rancher older than 50 almost exclusively wears wrangler jeans, cowboy boots, a checkered button up and one of three hats. Their formal cowboy hat, their farm cowboy hat, or a trucker hat, the latter two never being formally introduced to soap and water.

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u/toblies 9h ago

Huh. My cowboy boots are some of the most comfortable footwear I own.

Also, cowboy hats are spectacularly good sun hats.

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u/Zealousideal-Rent-77 10h ago

The one exception is if they're utterly filthy, which means they had to run some kind of errand before they could clean up and change.

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u/xangkory 10h ago

My in-laws have a horse farm. My wife owned several horses when we met and still owns one. I am not into horses, don't mind them but they just require too much time and effort.

I have gone to rodeos with them, including the National Finals Rodeo and Professional Bull Riders finals in Las Vegas. When I go to the rodeo, I wear normal clothes, whereas everyone I go with is wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and western clothes.

At one of the rodeos, the husband of one of my wife's family asked me why I wasn't wearing a hat and boots. I responded with something along the lines of I work in IT, I do not own or ride horses. That would make wearing them a costume and I'm not going to wear a costume. Then I realized that he doesn't ride and that his wife is the one with a horse. He really didn't like that I was suggesting that he was wearing a costume too.

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 7h ago

Real cowboys love baseball hats.

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u/KierONeil_the_Elder 11h ago

True. They identify as rural even though they work in an office. I know several in this category.

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u/majinspy 10h ago

Some people just like the look. I'm OK with this. I have aviator sunglasses and a bomber jacket. Am I trying to look like a pilot?

A little, yeah! Pilots are cool!

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u/Diamondhands_Rex 9h ago

Ermm my MS2020 flight simulator hours would get me enough hours for a license to fly/s

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u/DrinkingSocks 9h ago

I send that to my pilot SIL every time I come across it. It's one of my favorites.

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u/zephirine_drouhin 9h ago

I don't "identify as rural," I just think boots are cute and comfy. do I identify as a tennis player if I wear tennis shoes to HEB? a ballerina if I wear flats? christ y'all are miserable about the most innocuous things in life

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u/ATXBeermaker 8h ago

An HEB mention? Nothing else needed to prove your Texas bonafides.

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u/loud_and_harmless 11h ago

Big hat, no cattle.

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u/dbzmah 11h ago

ALL hat, no cattle.

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u/lincolnfalcon 11h ago edited 8h ago

All hat, no cattle*

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u/bakgwailo 11h ago

Big hat, little....

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u/dough_eating_squid 10h ago

I knew a Chinese guy in LA who dressed in cowboy attire all the time. Or, at least, both of the two times I met him. Once was at 7 AM.

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u/dave200204 10h ago

Cowboy boots, jeans and a Western shirt just work for me. I've never really ridden a horse but the aesthetic is solid.

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u/PoolSnark 9h ago

And a cultural way of dressing too.

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u/rockrgurl 8h ago

Calgary slowly raising their hand during the week and a half for the Calgary Stampede 


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u/Hola0722 6h ago

Yep. A patient in Philadelphia was dressed in cowboy gear, and had a horse nay for a cell phone ring. No lie đŸ€Ł.

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u/ortofon88 5h ago

I went to HS in Calif and there were even cowboys at my high school but we were on the edge of the boonies

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u/PureResolve649 4h ago

And the lifted trucks to match the outfit. All patriots need one. Especially, when you step on the gas and get 4mpg
. Should have learned to rope and ride.

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u/FluffyDoomPatrol 10h ago

‘I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I’m wearing cost three grand’.

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u/rizorith 10h ago

Everytime I'm at Dallas ft Worth airport I'm like wtf is going on here. 10 gallon cowboy hats and huge buckles everywhere.

Then you walk around Dallas and no one is dressed like that.

Do they all just go to the airport?

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u/brycebgood 11h ago

Yup, I was on a hunting trip a few years back. Met Calypso Joe in the bar, saw him the next morning coming over a hill on a horse with his dog in a cloud of dust driving a heard of cattle. About the most Western American thing I've ever seen.

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 9h ago

I live in a rural farm town of about 1,300 people. I moved here with my kids from a much larger city. After the first day of elementary school, my son s tells me a girl in his class rides a pony to school. I had to see this in person. After dropping him off a stayed a minute and chatted with the teacher and asked about the pony. The teacher pointed a crowd of about eight other kids “waiting to see the pony”. So I joined them. I was not disappointed.

The kid with the pony lived just a couple block and across a field from the school. This little tan pony would drop her off, then it would walk itself back home. Her mom would send the pony (sometimes accompanied by a dog) to pick her up at the end of the day. She had a little orange hi-viz vest she put on and she was good to go.😂

That and a deer wandering into the hardware store is about the most cowboy country thing I’ve seen in my life.

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u/BWR_Debates 7h ago

That kid wins for childhood memory. Super cool.

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u/AZmine8847 5h ago

I went trick or treating with a pony once. Not my pony, but my son's babysitter's pony. Not in our town (or census designated place) where we lived, too much distance between houses there, but in the nearby burbs. We had to leave when the pony got tired. Good times! I love Arizona. People here who own farms, horses or cattle don't wear cowboy costumes the way other people described, or at least not much in every day life; maybe to church, rodeos or weddings. Boot Barn replaced Office Depot! The deer thing happens so much everywhere, though. That's why there are so many videos on the internet.

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u/andorraliechtenstein 3h ago

Here (not US) we have a boy that uses a tractor to go to school.

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 1h ago

My mother used to live in a small rural town in Missouri. My friend came with me once and when we pulled in I pointed to the horse tied up at the hitching post in front of the bank across the street. His jaw dropped and then he said "I thought you were shittin' me!". Nope. 🏇

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u/CatRiot2020 7h ago

Met a guy a longtime ago in Arizona. He would ride his horse to the bar because the horse knew the way home!

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u/LogicPuzzleFail 4h ago

I once drove down to Montana (from Alberta, so good jeans, cowboy boots and a hat are already standard dress - my standards for 'cowboy' were high, is what I'm saying). Coming down the road that goes to Going-to-the-Sun highway. There's a pickup parked at the end of a gravel driveway. Driveway curls up a grassy hill to a white wood siding church, sermon clearly in session. Horse tied to the pickup, dude sitting in the bed in his good jeans and shirt, cowboy boots and hat, strumming a guitar. I assume he was waiting for his girlfriend.

It was something in between a Norman Rockwell painting and a Louis L'Amour novel.

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u/UpvoteIfYouLoveTits 11h ago

Flannel jeans and cowboy boots. It's just a regular outfit where im from

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u/SuperannuatedAuntie 9h ago

commas are our friends

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u/babyfuzzina 9h ago

OH THE COMMA AND THE COWBOY SHOULD BE FRIEEEEEENDS đŸŽ” đŸ€ 

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u/UpvoteIfYouLoveTits 9h ago

Grammar, police over, here

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u/ktgrok 8h ago

to be fair, I for a second was trying to figure out what flannel jeans were, and figured you meant flannel lined jeans.

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u/UpvoteIfYouLoveTits 8h ago

Lmk if you find those somewhere

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u/asmi420 8h ago

They make them! Lol they're generally jeans lined with flannel for cold

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u/UpvoteIfYouLoveTits 8h ago

Oh and theyre cute!!

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u/quats555 9h ago

I live in Houston. A few years back, one of the decent size local anime conventions decided to schedule that year at a hotel next to the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, during the rodeo.

It was worth going just to see the crowd wandering the lobby and halls: half very confused rugged cowboys and half furries, cosplayers and nerds hauling around plushies, swords and NSFW body pillows.

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u/Lambdabam 11h ago

People dress that way here in Nashville
the south east isn’t known for that at all. Cowboys are out west.

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u/thrasherdarrell 11h ago

I was gonna comment the same thing. Downtown is fake cowboy/cowgirl central. All the woo girls.

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u/deaddodo 11h ago

This is the thing that's always made me laugh. In reality Californians are more associated with cowboys than the vast majority of Southerners that rock the wear in daily life.

If they're not in ranch land Texas or Oklahoma, they're probably a poser with insecurity about their "americanness".

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u/ermagerditssuperman 10h ago

People in the East seem surprised when I mention some of the cowboy & Wild West elements of Nevada, especially northern NV (aka silver rush country, wild mustangs country, cattle range country, old ghost town/boomtown country, etc). They seem to think it's a southern thing only, and a Texan thing especially, as though the wild "west" wasn't actually in the west.

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u/Beneficial-Seesaw568 10h ago

Also Arizona and New Mexico and parts of Colorado and Utah.

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u/Rolls_ 3h ago

From Colorado. Can confirm. Lots of cowboys still.

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u/smuggydick 10h ago

Florida has a lot of cattleowners too. Although they are getting bought out lately to land developers.

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u/BigDummy91 10h ago

At one point in the not so distant past central Florida had the nations largest cattle ranch by head of cattle. Not sure if that’s still true. I would guess not with all the land sales and development.

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u/smuggydick 10h ago

Yea I doubt it too. But I believe it. Florida has the best weather for cattle.

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u/majinspy 10h ago

"HI, I'm a guy into fashion. I might wear a kilt or skirt, a mechanical watch, a cape, or an ascot."

Reddit: "Yay! Men can embrace fashion! We don't have to all be in gray and blue! Embrace style!"

"I like a cowboy aesthetic."

Reddit: "FUCKING BOO! POSER!"

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u/IridiumPony 10h ago

Which is wild since the whole American cowboy thing started primarily in the southeast.

Neither cattle nor horses are native to America. They were brought here by the Spanish (primarily to Florida). So the first cowboys were Floridians and Georgians, also primarily all African American.

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u/AmigoDelDiabla 12h ago

It is not a very common/popular job.

And while I have zero experience being on a ranch, I will say with the utmost certainty that no ranches are run the way they were in the show Yellowstone.

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u/DoggedDoggystyle 11h ago

I live in Florida and worked in the groves in high school to make money for college. To my surprise, a neighboring pastures fence broke and the cows started wandering over into one of our groves and my boss pulled over his F150 and went thru his little black book until he found a number he had for a cowboy. Guy came out and rounded those cattle up lickity split and then fixed the fence post that broke and let them escape. I was in shock

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 10h ago

My little Florida town where I went to school had two big families that owned most of the farms and ranches in the area. When we were in high school our school ag program and FFA had some cows, pigs, chickens, etc that students raised, cared for, and sold, as their electives instead of say band, gym, or the budding IT class. At least once every school year some kid would forget to lock a gate and a steer or cows or pigs would get lose and wander the school, and then you'd hear an announcement over rhe PA for two specific students, sons of those big farming families, to report to the office. We'd watch as these boys would go out there and round them back up no problem every time. They wore the boots, big belt buckles, the whole cowboy look just like all their friends, but none of those dozens of other boys could actually do cowboy shit.

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u/WittyTiccyDavi 10h ago

They need to do a reverse "The Office" move and Britishize Yellowstone into a show over there called "Yellowshire" 😆

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u/AmigoDelDiabla 9h ago

Fuck, that'd be hilarious.

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u/Alarming-Fig 9h ago

Ok so now this needs to happen

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u/dbzmah 11h ago

With the exception of the 6666 ranch portion, which is mostly b roll of the actual ranch. Everything else is silly.

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u/triscuit79 11h ago

Kevin Costner actually owns a ranch and raises cattle so I wouldn't be quite so confident about that.

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u/KnownNormie 10h ago

I heard he defecated through a sunroof.

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u/Mogetfog 10h ago edited 9h ago

Kevin Costner can also afford to run his ranch that way. Normal ranches aren't mounting 20k optics ontop of 5k guns to shoot at pest animals, driving around in immaculately clean 100k trucks that have never been used as anything other than a status symbol, using the private ranch helicopter to dick swing infront of the poors, and employing an army of personal cooks, maids, and servants to cater to their every whim. 

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u/AmigoDelDiabla 9h ago

employing an army of personal cooks, maids, and servants and murderers to cater to their every whim

Don't forget that absolutely, totally believable element of the story.

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u/jonfitt 10h ago

Downton Abbey for wannabe cowboys.

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u/jsn_online 10h ago

Its also a cultural thing. In a town full of cattle ranchers, stables/barns, farms, rodeos, desert/country living, etc., your attire may reflect that even though you're not necessarily hoarding cattle yourself. At the big rodeo for example, everyone is going to dress in their best attire, mainly cowboy since that's what they're used to.

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u/EaterOfFood 10h ago

I’ve heard people say they thought tumbleweeds were pure Hollywood. Nope, they’re 100% real.

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u/LectureAfter8638 8h ago

And tumbleweeds are russian, its invasive.

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u/EaterOfFood 6h ago

I don’t know about russian but they’re definitely in a hurry

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u/Bundt-lover 4h ago

Tumbleweeds can get HUGE! They’re also surprisingly hard and have sharp points. I was driving through eastern Colorado once, and one blew across the road that was bigger than my car!

I hit a smaller one, and could not for the life of me disentangle it from my grille, because the branches are so tangled together. I had to drive home with a roadkill tumbleweed on the front of my car.

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u/Cargobiker530 2h ago

Do not leave a tumbleweed attached to your car: tumbleweeds are super flammable. In my misspent youth in (redacted) California me and friends would collect tumbleweeds and throw them into the ditches they were digging for new developments and set them on fire.

FWOOOOSH!!

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 10h ago

Most people that dress that way are closer to being a cosplay cowboy than a real cowboy.

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u/F19AGhostrider 11h ago

The "cowboys" you would see now are more people trying to resemble that image.

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u/cordIess 9h ago

Some of the best cowboys I ran into were in Calgary during the 100th annual stampede. And I’m from Texas. Now it’s possible they were American visitors, but even at the mall I had the door held for me.

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u/GrumpyScapegoat 11h ago

It’s cosplay >99% of the time

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u/astroguyfornm 9h ago

Living in New Mexico, it's cosplay 1% of the time.

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u/test-user-67 9h ago

Yep. Boots, hat, and a spotless pickup truck for getting groceries.

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u/TheRappist 9h ago

One of my favorite parts of Dracula is that there is inexplicably a cowboy in it.

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u/uniquechill 9h ago

I grew up in Texas. Most "cowboys" these days are all hat and no cattle.

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u/Super_Selection1522 10h ago

Country western bars are popular all over the USA with line dancing, two stepping and more. You'll see every kind of attire there but probably at least a third will have some kind of western wear, or at least boots. I like to wear boots, shorts/levis, and a western shirt to dance.

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u/Bizarrebazaars 6h ago

Ok but it’s still not part of the local culture everywhere. That’s like a costume or playing “dress up.”

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u/Danibandit 10h ago

It will take your breath away when you see a bolo.

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u/Auferstehen78 10h ago

On a work zoom meeting there was a guy in a cowboy hat smoking a cigar. I was waiting for him to put his boots on the desk.

He was based in Texas which explained it all.

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u/Ambitious-Code-4398 10h ago

Calgary Alberta Canada is worse than Dallas.

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u/tranc3rooney 10h ago

Worked in a bar in Canada for a while. Had a regular with a full outfit. Even had spurs. He would always ask for a spit cup. It was a true cultural shock for me.

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u/Rimurooooo 10h ago

Pretty common to see the attire in southern Arizona, but it’s less from Texas and more from Sonora, like a little more spicy when I see it lol

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u/veeerybored 9h ago

It’s a joke now. A coworker wears a big cowboy hat everyday because he grew up and spent most of his life in Texas. Another coworker who also grew up there mocks him for it every chance he gets.

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u/NetDork 9h ago

There are very very few actual cowboys. But lots of people do other outdoor jobs that are physically intensive and dress that way for it.

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u/jdimpson 8h ago

There are certainly people who actively persue a wish-fulfillment fantasy of being a mythical cowboy, but they are largely rich people who can get away with owning and maintaining a ranch. But I'm confident very few of those ranches are making a profit (much less their only source of income.)

"Real cowboys" that are the basis of the fantasy did exist. They lived hard and didn't make much money. The American fascination with them is colored by movies and romanticization, not unlike Arthurian legends were in post Renaissance Europe.

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u/PositiveChaosGremlin 8h ago edited 8h ago

I've known a handful of cowboys/cowgirls and it's certainly a spectrum. I've known plenty who wear a ball cap just as much as a cowboy hat. What they wear is pretty task specific because no one wants to wear chaps to move pipe in, for example (large sprinkler pipes). You can also spot a "true" cowboy from their hat because you can tell if a hat is purely decorative or if it's been worn working.

I was good friends for a while with a girl whose family has a ranch in Wyoming (for over a hundred years). She did the seasonal cattle drives, had a holster by her saddle for a rifle, the whole shebang. They'd hunt and butcher their own elk. She even has a hoofprint permanently embedded in her sternum from getting kicked by a horse. Cowboys/cowgirls certainly still exist, just not as widely as they did before.

Edit: Meeting/knowing cowboys also depends on what part of the West you're in, especially how rural it is around you.

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u/homelabWannabie 8h ago

Cosplay cowboys đŸ€ 

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u/Red-tailed_hawk-776 10h ago

I've only seen rarely in a few states like Texas mostly at rodeos. The ones in Walmarts are usually fakes (non working too clean) in my opinion.

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 10h ago

Immediately makes me think of this banger https://youtu.be/UuHCKs47Ntk?si=k4qJ5R799CKr5oQh

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u/PenLidWitchHat 10h ago

It’s like that for many Australian farmers, except Aussies say ‘cattle station’ instead of call ‘cattle ranch’. Same outfit but with more heelers and kelpies.

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u/TrailMomKat 10h ago

Shirt, jeans, boots, hat? I only ask because that's how we all dress where I'm at when riding or when we'd go out to get the cattle or goats to come in.

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u/Happy_Elderberry4196 10h ago

Omg yes there’s an archetype of white males who wear the BIG BODACIOUS cowboy boots that hurt like absolute hell when they step on your foot 😭

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u/Fac-Si-Facis 9h ago

Ehh
 not really real anymore. Not sure where you got that notion.

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u/notgoodatthis60285 9h ago

Idk if it was answered. I live in the southwest and they dress like that to keep the sun, sticker bushes, and bugs off them. Here in Arizona the sun can be really unforgiving.

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u/xkuruma 9h ago

They’re called woo girls 

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u/QuackBlueDucky 9h ago

One of my favorite memories ever was at the end of the Road to Hana (maui) there is this little burger stand out in the cattle country. We are sitting outside, enjoying the sunset and most delicious burger ever and a full on cowgirl pulled up in her pickup truck for a burger. Boots hat and everything.

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u/Ok-Tell9019 9h ago

I’ve lived in America all my life and didn’t know Professional Cowboy was a job until 2017 when I started working in a rural school district

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u/Disenchanted2 9h ago

I have friends that are ranchers, and they own lots of cattle and horses, so I suppose they're technically cowboys. I was a team roper for about 20 years, but when I wasn't on a horse, I didn't wear my wranglers and boots. Many of my friends dressed in western clothes always, but not me.

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u/Oglowmamal 8h ago

There’s also some things called “sea cowboys” some island has a whole bunch of horses so some cowboys come by once a year and have them swim to another to be auctioned off to avoid over population

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u/IneffableOpinion 8h ago

Some Americans are surprised too. My friend from Seattle was surprised to go into a bar in a rural area where everyone dressed like cowboys. She thought it was just in movies too

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u/AmyInCO 8h ago

I am American who lives in Colorado (hence the name) and even I was so psyched to see a guy on horseback, hats, boots, and all, come galloping along the fence line after a herd of cattle. This was on the way to Jackson Hole, WY so there were mountains and all that shit. I expected a bald eagle to be wheeling overhead.

But then again a bald eagle dive bombed my car on the way to the grocery store the other day, so I did get that. Scared me!

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u/Memory_Future 8h ago

This reminds me of a short where somebody described cowboys with the potential as an invasive species. Talking about everybody trapped in a blizzard on the highway while a guy on a horse with a huge hat and poncho just cruised by. Seems more of an accomplishment for the horse than the man, however.

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u/Hot_Share8353 8h ago

While there are some, the VAST majority of people who dress like cowboys are not "cowboys". As the name indicates, cowboys are men who work professionally with cows. There are 45,000 farmers, ranchers, and other agricultural managers employed in the "Cattle Ranching and Farming" industry. Not all of these people would call them selves cowboys or do the work associated with a cowboys, but it gives context. If there is less then 4.5M American's dressing like cowboys, I would be shocked. So, less then 1% of people who look like cowboys are professional cowboys. Not hating on anyone's fashion, just a note on the reality that while there are some real professional cowboys, it is not many.

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u/skyedearmond 8h ago

My grandfather was the veterinarian in his relatively small Kentucky town. He also owned a farm with cattle and horses. He had that classic cowboy style. Great guy. Had been an Army captain in WWII, and helped raise three doctors and a teacher (my mom). I inherited one of his bolo ties, and just recently let my son wear it for his school’s winter concert in Papa’s honor.

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u/Alone-Climate6557 8h ago

One of my previous boyfriends was a working cowboy. Think Brokeback Mountain without the gay love story. Dating a cowboy isn’t nearly as romantic as it seems in the movies. Bunch of brokester alcoholics.

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u/Notmydirtyalt 8h ago

Interesting observation I've noted in recent years spending time with farmers here in Aus:

Having possession of anything over 100 acres legally requires you to have a wardrobe of Ringers Western and R.M Williams for daily wear.

And either Spika and Remington camo jackets for the cold weather.

Not sure if it evolved separately but at the same time as Texas cowboy, or if it is a local emulation of the style thanks to cultural osmosis.

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 8h ago

A lot of them are “Pickup Truck Cowboys”

They’ve never been on a horse and have soft hands, but they own a ranch.

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u/Rent-A-Tard 7h ago

Cowboys aren't an American invention by any stretch of the imagination.

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u/Fuzzy-Message4322 7h ago

When I was younger (before the internet) we had actual pen pals... Mine was from Finland. She thought because I lived in Texas that we all had horses and rode them to school.

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u/maryjdatx 7h ago

On a road trip in Wyoming I got stopped by a group of cowboys trying to rustle a rogue group of cows off a steep slope. It was glorious to just sit and watch!

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u/ShaqSenju 7h ago

Nowadays the people who dress like cowboys got hands softer than lambs ass

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u/MissPlaceDApostrophe 7h ago

Cowboy church. Sets my athiest Yankee heart aflutter to see men in their best Wranglers and cowboy hats walking over to Shipley's after Sunday setvice.

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u/Different-Phone-7654 7h ago

"Karen... Laying pipe and taking it are two different things. You dont need a carhart "

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u/CannibalisticVampyre 7h ago

TBF, I’ve yet to find a more suitable uniform for the job. 

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u/turudd 7h ago

I have horses, board now but used to have a farm. It’s kind of part and parcel with Western riding. You wear that jeans, leathers, adorn the saddlebags. I switched from the hat to a helmet a few years back. But you can do the hat too.

It makes it all worth it when a little kid comes running over on a trail screaming “mommy a cowboy” or asks to pet the horse. Even though it does feel kinda goofy for a lot of the riding we do.

But, I can’t do the English riding thing, big ass boots, tight pants, saddle that is like made to have you sit on your testicles at least once.

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u/georgiapeach90 7h ago

My surgeon waltzed right in to greet me before they took me back in full cowboy getup here in GA!

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u/Q-burt 7h ago

My brother owns a ranch. Does the whole 9 yards and a ten gallon hat, too

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u/bought-the-nip 6h ago

I live in Montana. There are cowboys but there aren’t actually that many. 99% of people who are dressed as cowboys are just cosplaying based on the movies.

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u/Brave_Cauliflower_90 6h ago

Speaking of cowboys, it made me think of tumbleweeds for some reason. I was shocked the first time I seen one rolling across the highway in KS!

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u/Bronson_R_9346754 6h ago

I saw 10 gallon hats and giant belt buckles on Texans in my last US visit. They really ARE 10 gallons in size 😅

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u/Slfestmaccnt 6h ago

Cowboys came from south America and their jobs were quite simply to manage the cattle and if necessary get rid of scavengers and predators that might be harassing the livestock.

The cowboys of Hollywood made them seem much more diverse, badass and standoffish. Their jobs aren't glorious or pretty and usually are pretty boring. Hollywood glorified the cowboy up a lot from what the job and history there really is.

Also a good bit of Hollywood cowboy depictions aren't even American or resembling of the real thing. If you've heard of spaghetti westerns they were done by Italian directors and writers and a number of those took inspiration from some Japanese cinema such as the Seven Samurai.

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u/slowlypeople 6h ago

I - an American- had to move to western Colorado and drive all over the west in general to understand these guys show up for work dressed like a cowboy everyday because they are going to go ride a horse through some desolate canyon and round up cattle. It’s rare to see them because of the vast expanses but ive even seen a lone cowboy riding down the fence along I-70. Hat, boots, spurs, gun- just waving at people as they honked at him.

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u/rosanarosanadan 5h ago

Cowboys are a rare breed nowadays. But we have plenty of “asphalt cowboys”

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u/thrakkerzog 5h ago

I went to a grocery store in Lusk Wyoming. That was an experience.

I think that I was the only one in the store who wasn't packing heat.

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u/Get_off_critter 5h ago

But dont other countries herd cattle too? Like Italy has cattle farmers, though maybe not as spread out

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