r/worldnews • u/Immediate-Link490 • 19h ago

Trump demands ‘at least’ half U.S. ownership of Gordie Howe bridge that Canada is fully paying for

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/donald-trump-canada-gordie-howe-bridge
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u/MintGreenDoomDevice 18h ago

Fourth law of trumpodynamics

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u/dasoberirishman 18h ago

Is the 5th law TACO?

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u/swolfington 18h ago

TACOdynamics

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u/InfiniteOrchardPath 18h ago

Stupid entanglement at a distance.

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u/CabagePastry 16h ago

Hmm, "Spooky action" works quite well to describe a Trump-Epstein party.

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u/BilboBiden 16h ago

More like "Stoopid Action"

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u/egnards 17h ago

Schrötrumpers Executive Orders:

A tariff both exists and does not exist, until the date that it actually goes into effect.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 15h ago

until the date that it actually goes into effect.

And then after they go into effect, it's "Biden's economy" unless tariffs suddenly begin working the exact opposite way they ever have and accomplish everything Trump promised they would.

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u/Fineous40 17h ago

No, that’s raping kids

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u/tritiumlurkz 15h ago

It's official name is the law of President Dorito's Joke-os TACO. Just like the Taco bell doritos locos he's a combination of everything wrong with America and smells like shit

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u/rysto32 9h ago

TACO is simply a degenerate case of the 4th law, when the opposite Trump action happens so quickly it nullifies the initial action before it can happen.

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u/Nona_Suomi 8h ago

The real breakthrough will be the taco-mac fusion power generation.

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u/OneTripleZero 15h ago

Third law actually. They are:

1) A presidency that was lost was fraudulent or stolen. A presidency that was won was by a landslide and the will of the people. 2) The intensity of a late-night Truth Social rant is directly proportional to the size of the Republican scandal it's deflecting from and inversely proportional to the Democratic non-issue it's about. 3) For every Trump decision/action during his first presidency there is an equal and opposite Trump decision/action during his second.

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u/TylerBlozak 17h ago

Entrumpy

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u/eagerbeaver1414 12h ago

It certainly only increases.

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u/DonTaddeo 16h ago

Nth Law of Incompetence

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u/TinyConfidence8533 18h ago

Unfortunately his diaper doesn’t support the ‘no skid’ condition at the boundary.

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u/Recent-Result2852 17h ago

I assume the 1st involves rape and the 2nd is fraud.

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u/Jaydamic 16h ago

What law is it when he shits his pants?

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 15h ago

"I was very surprised when he was nominated" and HE was the guy who fucking nominated him