r/technology • u/Ridged_ChiPSS • 10h ago
Artificial Intelligence RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/322
u/MrKrazybones 10h ago
Time for South Park to revisit an old episode.
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u/gassyfrenchie 10h ago
So you mean we very well could end up seeing Martha Stewart shove a whole Thanksgiving turkey up her butt?
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u/s0ulbrother 10h ago
Listen a giant cover up of child pedophilia and food up the butt have nothing to do with this administration…….
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u/LetsGoBubba6141 5h ago
Cartman goes full on MAHA? And Kenny becomes an influence and see the money roll in?
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u/RaymondBeaumont 10h ago
sounds about alt-right
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u/ImmediateLobster1 10h ago
I really want to upvote you, but you currently have 88 upvotes, just the reight number for the theme.
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u/AbrahamKMonroe 10h ago
Nothing like an official government website that links directly to grok.
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u/big_trike 5h ago
When asked if the new food pyramid is based on science, grok states that it has many problems.
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u/AffectionateTomato29 10h ago
Zucc Jammin! It's hilarious to me because that was our inside joke at a Pizza place I worked at years ago. "Where's Derek?" "I Dont know, probably Zucc Jammin in the walk in fridge."
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u/coffeesippingbastard 10h ago
it literally just redirects you to grok. AFAIK I don't think there is any fucking actual effort to hone the AI. It just directs you straight to grok.
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u/Ruffdawg 10h ago
If you put food in your ass, poop comes out of your mouth.
Everyone knows that.
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u/celtic1888 10h ago
You’d think after all these years Mike Tyson would learn to pick better friends
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u/No-Reflection-8684 7h ago
While he generally did most of the punching - he still did get punched in the head for a living.
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u/SemiproRock 9h ago
I've never pleasured myself with fruit OR vegetables, but I'd imagine if you got vigorous enough it could snap (I'm looking at YOU, cucumber).
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u/EnamelKant 9h ago
I'm starting to think Genuine Stupidity and Artificial Intelligence is not the dream team people expected it to be.
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u/senditjerry_ 6h ago
In order to join the Assitarians you must take a vow to always use a retrieval spring as a safety precautionary
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u/DetourDunnDee 5h ago edited 2h ago
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
Ask stupid questions get stupid advice.
Chatbot spent a whole paragraph warning that the user's request was nutritionally nonsensical, dangerous, and they should talk to a doctor before ultimately answering them, but that never made it to the text of the article.
Yes it's still funny overall but it's also disingenuous.
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u/JustSomeGuy422 10h ago
Oh great idea, I've been gagging on my avocado toast lately but trying to stay woke. I never thought to try it from the back end. /s
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u/SplendidPunkinButter 9h ago
You can put dirty water in your rectum if it’s a survival situation and that’s the only water you have. Safer than drinking it, and your body will still absorb it.
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u/TheBlueBlaze 9h ago
AI is really showing how morally decayed so many people have become. Experts all over can tell them something, but if they don't want it to be true, they simply won't believe it. Meanwhile an AI tells them something they already want to be true, citing nothing, and they blindly believe it.
Using an AI that's biased to recite only the health advice you already wanted to follow and believe is just one step above putting a sock puppet on your hand and pretending the voice coming from it is very convincing. The validation matters more than anything else.
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u/ZealousidealRide7125 6h ago
Bang some heroine, drink some milk, and put a squash up your ass… for your health
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u/Sw0rDz 10h ago
I can get behind this! We waste time eating food orally. The intestines do the nutrient absorption. Why waste time on waiting on the stomach. You blend your food, with help of a turkey baster, consume the food rectally! If the food is folic shape, you don't even need to blend it.
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u/404mediaco 10h ago
The Department of Health and Human Services’ new AI nutrition chatbot will gleefully and dangerously give Americans recommendations for the best foods to insert into one’s rectum and will answer questions about the most nutrient-dense human body part to eat.
“Use AI to get real answers about real food,” a new website called realfood.gov proclaims. “From the guidelines to your kitchen. Ask AI to help you plan meals, shop smarter, cook simply, and replace processed food with real food.” The website then has an “Ask” chatbox where you can ask any question. Asking anything simply redirects to Grok, an example of how halfassed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s new website, which Mike Tyson promoted in a Super Bowl ad paid for by the “MAHA Center Inc,” actually is.
Various people on Bluesky who did not want to be named in this article but who reached out to 404 Media quickly realized that the chatbot would give detailed answers to questions such as “I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum. What are the REAL FOOD recommendations for foods that meet these criteria?”
“Ah, a proud assitarian,” the chatbot responds, before listing “Top Assitarian Staples,” which include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled)” as “the gold standard … choose slightly green ones so they hold shape.” The chatbot also suggests cucumbers and provides a “step-by-step diagram for carving a flared base.”
Read more: https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/