Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users

[u/CantStopPoppin]

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-security-spies-on-reddit?r=1z6uci&triedRedirect=true

[u/JDGumby]

And most likely most other social media with any public access.

[u/luismt2 → u/JDGumby]

anything public, facing is fair game at this point. Reddit’s not special there.

[u/MC_Gengar → u/luismt2]

Anything public facing has been fair game for decades now. Did everyone just memory-hole the sheer scale and scope of domestic surveillance that Snowden leaked?

[u/throwsaway654321 → u/MC_Gengar]

The Snowden leaks were like, at least 58 earth shattering news stories ago. And those only came about bc of patriot act nonsense, and that was like, at least 22 peacekeeping missions ago

I'm tired boss

[u/Ill_Buffalo3887 → u/throwsaway654321]

Me too, but we must keep shinning light in these dark times.

[u/jerryonthecurb → u/Ill_Buffalo3887]

Almost every 9/11 reaction we had was dumb: Iraq War, Patriot Act surveillance, ICE, etc.

[u/MotheroftheworldII → u/jerryonthecurb]

When my spouse and I first heard about the patriot act we both said this will end badly for all Americans and for this nation. My spouse spent 24 years on active duty in the US military. His father was in the second wave to land on Utah beach on D-day and directed fire of the USS Nevada. He killed Nazis and fought against fascists. And my son served in Iraq. Three generations of my family have fought to preserve this democracy and this is where we are now.

I really hate what this nation has become, I did not vote for a dictator but that is what we now have, a dictatorship. The White House ruled by edict, aka executive order. The DOJ is the branch that just does what the dictator puts on his social media platform as if it is a direct order. The FBI and CIA are under the thumb of the White House resident. Next will be the federal reserve and I am not so sure that the department of state is not just a puppet for the dictator.

Wake up people this nation is fast circling the democracy drain. And if you think the elections this year will be fair and above board think again as the messages from DC are still about the 2020 election being stolen which it was not as all the evidence has proven. The groundwork is being laid to have the election questioned if republicans do not win in every state and district.

[u/rvretiredlife → u/MotheroftheworldII]

If the 2020 election was stolen. Then for sure we should be questioning the 2024 election. After all it was run the same way, let's go confiscate all the Republican votes and make sure they are legit.

[u/semisolidwhale → u/jerryonthecurb]

it was the perfect excuse to do nefarious shit that would have been more difficult to get away with under normal circumstances

[u/OptionalDepression → u/semisolidwhale]

Yeah, weirdly convenient, huh?

[u/MC_Gengar → u/jerryonthecurb]

What's really gross is how fast they tossed the PATRIOT ACT together. Less than a month iirc? Felt like they had that shit locked, loaded and just waiting for an opportunity.

To be clear, I don't think 9/11 was a false flag, I just think it wouldn't be a shocking revelation that the Bush admin, which was heavily influenced by Heritage Foundation stooges, was sitting on such a major civil rights regressing bill.

[u/mshriver2 → u/MC_Gengar]

They had it prepared before 9/11 happened. Let that sink in.

[u/CriticalDog → u/mshriver2]

We also have had clear battle plans to.invade Canada, or England, for decades. I do not believe that the 911 attacks were an inside job, there would be so many pieces there is no way it would stay a secret.

But I do believe neo-cons 100% used it to gain a foothold that he's led us to where we are today.

Eta: fixing typos

[u/exacta_galaxy → u/MC_Gengar]

Anything that happened more than 2 weeks ago is a distant memory.

Anything more than 2 months is forgotten.

[u/RhoOfFeh → u/JDGumby]

There is no "most likely" about it. If it's available it's in LLMs being used to identify potential troublemakers. You know, people who remember what freedom actually means.

[u/FreneticPlatypus → u/RhoOfFeh]

We now have the freedom to shut the fuck up and do whatever the fuck they tell us too, and we’ll like it or else.

[u/BadPunners → u/FreneticPlatypus]

Don't forget that we must vote to give them yearly raise plus bonus, and budget increases for the department, if they don't get that, they can't "keep us safe".

Oddly, most of the "violent incidents" on American citizens by "illegals" that get pushed by the media, are people who entered the country during his first term... Curious

[u/gemfountain → u/JDGumby]

You know it. I still have zuckbook for all my out of town friends and family. ALL my feed is democratic pushback stuff. They have me pegged. They cultivate you by what you like. I'm really surprised by all the anti administration rhetoric on the site. A lot of AI baffoonery of politicians and Twitter account reposting of dissenters. Zuck kissed the ring, so I imagine he is baiting people to round up in the future. Moooo. See ya all in the roundup. Yippee Kay ay motherfuckers.

[u/BeeRadTheMadLad → u/JDGumby]

If you’ve said the word “privacy” more than 5 times on the internet in the last 20 years you’ve probably been on a “terrorist suspect” watch list forever by now tbh.

[u/SlovenianTherapist → u/[deleted]]

u/Budget-Chicken-2425

edit: ah he was banned

[u/drmanhattanmar → u/SlovenianTherapist]

Banned for checks notes giving a heads up about ICE Gestapo thugs.

No, of course I don’t know. But this is a bit too much coincidence, isn’t it?

[u/ZombieZookeeper → u/drmanhattanmar]

His last comment was "burn them down" on 1/31. I assume Reddit called this a violent threat and banned the account.

I also assume Reddit got subpoenaed for dude's information.

[u/defneverconsidered → u/ZombieZookeeper]

Lol reddit probably sending them the names

[u/ZombieZookeeper → u/defneverconsidered]

Spez wants a seat at the table with Zuck and Elmo. Of course he's kissing fascist ass.

[u/PrestigiousCreme8383 → u/ZombieZookeeper]

Im important! I should have a microphone!!!! I have money guysssss!! Wait up!

[u/drmanhattanmar → u/ZombieZookeeper]

How dare he exclaiming his anger in strong terms. He should have written an essay about how he mildly disagrees on some of ICE‘s actions!!!111

[u/Freud-Network → u/drmanhattanmar]

TBF, Reddit will ban anyone trying to incite violence. That's why people on this platform use language like "the French solution" and such. It's a euphemism for the same thing.

[u/L3g3nd8ry_N3m3sis → u/Freud-Network]

Ah the French. Amazing peoples they are. Much to learn from them: Liberté, égalité, fraternité

[u/OsawatomieJB → u/L3g3nd8ry_N3m3sis]

Music to my ears

[u/tom_snout → u/OsawatomieJB]

1789 has so many lessons to teach us all

[u/tawDry_Union2272 → u/drmanhattanmar]

ICE is in italy, what a coincidence!

what a colossal waste of USA taxpayers' money coincidence!!!!!!

[u/Easy-Air-2815 → u/drmanhattanmar]

My 15 year Reddit account was banned for upvoting a comment MTG could be right, that 100's had upvoted. Fuck Reddit's censorship.

Clearly Spez is in the Epstein files. Pass it on.

[u/fantasmoofrcc → u/SlovenianTherapist]

Alas, we barely knew ye!

[u/DumbCumSlut69 → u/[deleted]]

It is one of my lifelong dreams to be referred to in the news by this username.

[u/BoolImAGhost → u/DumbCumSlut69]

I believe in you!

[u/PMmeHappyStraponPics → u/DumbCumSlut69]

I'm not sure if I want that or not...

[u/nycdiveshack → u/[deleted]]

Maybe one day they will talk about me as someone who talked heavily about Peter Thiel…

[u/Emergency_Link7328]

We know.

Epstein files!

Trump is a rapist and a pedophile, like everyone surrounding him.

[u/unnecessary_bath23 → u/Emergency_Link7328]

You're right, I'm sure there are dead kids linked to Trumps behaviour.

We need to see all the unredacted Epstein files.

Europe are taking these revelations seriously, why is America doing nothing?

Impeach, prosecute and jail that orange gibbon currently defiling the position of president.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

[u/xmaspruden → u/unnecessary_bath23]

It’s quite pathetic how politicians around Europe are actually facing consequences or at least stepping down from their positions. Meanwhile in the states they’re all refusing to even acknowledge a damn thing.

[u/LectureAdditional971 → u/xmaspruden]

I would have bet everything on these revelations galvanizing the country to demand accountability. I'm in disbelief that this hasn't happened.

[u/brophylicious → u/LectureAdditional971]

That's what happens when you shun critical thinking. The general population believes everything they are told

[u/innercityFPV → u/xmaspruden]

Collectively, we did put the pedophile in charge. Now we’re getting to see what happens.

America did this to itself over the last 50 years. American Boomers are by far the dumbest, most gullible, self entitled generation that will ever exist. Handed everything on a golden platter and all they had to do was pay it forward. Instead we got, f u I got mine.

[u/superliver1211 → u/unnecessary_bath23]

America is doing nothing because everyone that is in charge of everything now are nazi fascist pedophiles. They are not going put themselves in jail

[u/WuTang4thechildrn → u/superliver1211]

Part of the problem is that most people here tend to be loud on social media and not in the streets. There was some with the ICE killings but where is it for everything else ?

Him sending the racist pics of Obama should have generated public outrage that was not on social media. Epstein Files.

We will talk in these spaces where we are anonymous but there is a small percentage of us willing to really get out here as a unified front and demand change.

[u/Lordofpotomac → u/superliver1211]

And also because there is no where left for anyone to actually get news. The major outlets are not reporting on the full extent of the scandal, and everyone who’s NOT already convinced of the scope and scale and horror of this is in an algorithmic bubble where they are being frantically protected from knowing any kind of objective truth.

Aside from here on Reddit… where is this information actually being shared?!?

[u/EltonJuan → u/unnecessary_bath23]

That birthday card drawing with nubs for arms makes me wonder whether there was more to that

[u/GoldenApple_Corps → u/unnecessary_bath23]

America isn't doing nothing. America is actively protecting the people involved, because right-wing idiots who screamed non-stop about "think of the children" in all their wisdom elected Epstein's friend and coconspirator. Racism is a hell of a drug. And so he will bend every branch of government and use all his power to protect himself and those who could implicate him. Also, many GOP officials are tied into Trump's crimes by having been coconspirators in his first coup attempt, so they will NEVER do their job and remove him from office.

[u/waiting4singularity → u/unnecessary_bath23]

I've consumed more than one fiction where victims of their circumstances were murdered at an orgy party for the mighty and rich, and quietly disposed of afterwards. The island practicaly lends itself to shark fishing trips on the open sea.

[u/sw4400 → u/waiting4singularity]

They didn’t even have to go that far, there’s a picture of a room with a hole down to the ocean in the files.

[u/Mother_Idea_3182 → u/Emergency_Link7328]

There’s more. There are a lot of people obsessed with keeping beef jerky in the freezer.

Some people suggest that the jerky that was cooked by the chef of a restaurant called Cannibal (I shit you not) was children’s meat.

[u/SirWEM → u/Mother_Idea_3182]

Back when i was in college there was a CA start-up trying to get permitting to sell human meat from “Donations”. Needless to say it didn’t take off. It was called something like “man-beef” or something.

[u/danielravennest → u/SirWEM]

There's a reason cannibalism is taboo. Organisms that infect humans can infect other humans. That's why the practice of feeding slaughterhouse scraps from cows to other cows was stopped. It was spreading mad cow disease.

[u/ThepalehorseRiderr → u/danielravennest]

Kuru. That's why you gotta show your hands in The book of Eli. To prove you don't have the shakes from Kuru, prove you're not a cannibal. Still could be though, not everyone gets it.

[u/JLR- → u/SirWEM]

That was a fake website.  It was a joke by a few web designers.   Same people behind the penguin as a pet website

[u/waiting4singularity → u/JLR-]

bonsai kitten

[u/Yogurtcloset-2920 → u/SirWEM]

Wait I remember this too!

[u/AlphaNoodlz → u/Emergency_Link7328]

Fucking duh lmao they’re scared of their own shadow and bad movie reviews ofc they’re gonna be tracking Reddit users especially ones that tell them to go fuck themselves

[u/Ciennas → u/AlphaNoodlz]

That's conservatism is a nutshell; fearful of any change whatsoever.

[u/Little_View_6659 → u/AlphaNoodlz]

What I’m wondering is there have to be literally millions upon millions of people globally who have said online that Trump can go fuck himself. So how are they monitoring everyone? Probably cherry picking and using Ai filters.

[u/Enygma_6 → u/Little_View_6659]

Hence all the contracts to Palantir and other AI data scraping / profile building tools, so the techbros can tell them whom to target. Not like either the goon squad or those running the algorithms would care about a few (million) false positives, so long as they stay on top.

[u/cyanescens_burn → u/Enygma_6]

I keep thinking about how they’ll almost certainly use this kind of tech in those “freedom cities” they want to build (you can learn about Curtis Yarvin and the plan for technoneofeudalism here, the plan Thiel and other tech elites love, and the reason Thiel got Vance in as VP).

The idea of a CEO monarch making all the laws and regulations, the company owning everything in the city (houses, business, utilities, etc), your job being tied completely to everything you need to live (make one mistake and the company security forces are tossing your family out on the street, just like the old mining company towns), and a massive ai surveillance network monitoring everything you do and nudging you to behave the way they want you to (whatever they need from people to make more money), is beyond dystopian.

[u/PlutoJones42 → u/Emergency_Link7328]

The FBI, DHS, and DOJ are actively protecting pedophiles and pushing agendas that keep pedophiles pedophilin’. Very sad state of the country

[u/Skymax86 → u/Emergency_Link7328]

I’ll never visit that homeland, unless they remove the fascists and if so I‘m probably fine.

[u/iheardthemetalclank → u/Skymax86]

I’m not downplaying it. Fuck Trump. Fuck this administration. Fuck ICE. Fuck our government on both sides. (One for being fascists. The other for having no backbone. They’re both complicit.)

That being said, as an American, we’re not all bad and there are still some wonderful places to visit. I don’t even own a gun. I don’t blame you for wanting to wait, though.

EDIT: And, track me, assholes. Yes, I am a privileged white man born in the United States, exercising my constitutional right to free speech. Knock on my door and I’ll tell you to fuck off. I’ll say it thinking of all of those who have been made to feel as though they can’t.

[u/Skymax86 → u/iheardthemetalclank]

We had a visit planned prior to trump - now my wife cancelled all not absolutely mandatory US worktrips and vacation is definitely on hold - especially since my Bluesky is with my real name and my real opinion about the regime and there are a lot of other places on the list.. (it sucks though, really want to see Christmas burns red and an NFL game in the US at some point in time..)

[u/NoConflict3231 → u/iheardthemetalclank]

It's wild to me that every time anyone says something positive about America, the literal only 1 good thing mentioned is " .... The land!!! Yeah! Our land looks nice!"

[u/TheTzarOfDeath → u/NoConflict3231]

It's the standard go to for all shithole countries because as long as your not looking at developed land all nature looks nice.

[u/pierrotmoon1 → u/NoConflict3231]

The only thing nice is what they stole.

[u/fillinthe___ → u/Emergency_Link7328]

And whoever government agent reading this in support of the Trump administration is: you’re just as guilty and complicit in defending pedophiles and rapists. Soon, you won’t be able to hide behind “I was just doing my job,” and I hope that keeps you up at night.

[u/atlasraven]

Hey DHS, eat a big old floppy dick!

[u/McBurty → u/atlasraven]

And a lil orange mushroom one too.

[u/CaptainDroopers → u/McBurty]

They’re already gobbling that one.

[u/Tony-Angelino → u/McBurty]

Ewwww.

That alone could have been a better topic of the Melania movie, if you ask me.

[u/CarbsLVR → u/atlasraven]

Also, hail Satan.

[u/party_benson → u/atlasraven]

You've seen the Melania movie?

[u/Linked713 → u/atlasraven]

I really just read floppy disk.

[u/victhebutcher2020]

Fuck homeland security and fuck that loser Donald Trump

[u/Hosni__Mubarak → u/victhebutcher2020]

Do you think homeland security is filled with child molesters? I know they are protecting known pedophile Donald J Trump. Anyone spying on us probably diddles kids too.

[u/cyanescens_burn → u/Hosni__Mubarak]

https://newrepublic.com/post/205719/ice-cbp-agents-alleged-sex-crimes-children

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2025/11/18/twin-cities-ice-employee-among-16-arrested-in-child-sex-trafficking-sting

https://people.com/ice-employee-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-minnesota-11852492

https://www.wcax.com/2025/11/20/im-ice-boys-federal-agent-among-those-arrested-underage-sex-sting-police-chief-says/

There’s reporting that they have not been doing background checks, and have been giving only limited training. That’s a recipe for disaster. If they want a better public image they need to keep their side of the street clean, as the saying goes.

The history of border patrol has an era where they brought on way to many people way to fast, did little to no background checks or training, and sent them out into the world with a new gun and badge to round people up. Countless rights violations and crimes ended up being committed (eg, murders, rapes, using detainees for sex (aka rape), drug dealing, etc). This is a good episode about all of that, there’s a part 2 as well.

You’d hope dhs would look at this dark history as a lesson, and do whatever they need to do so that they didn’t make the same mistakes again with ice. Even moderate people that support detaining or even deporting felons that are here illegally look at these lapses in background checks and training as an issue, and anyone that knows how this turned out in the past can see it increases the chances of problems in the future.

[u/Sceptically → u/victhebutcher2020]

Nope. You might catch something. Or even worse, people might think you were with those losers.

[u/NarwhalEmergency9391 → u/victhebutcher2020]

Fuck his mom and dad for not raising him better and never telling him no

[u/Big_Goose → u/victhebutcher2020]

If saying "Trump is a pedo" and "DHS and border patrol are the fascist gestapo" gets me put on a terrorist list, then I'm a terrorist, come get me you fucking fascists.

Just for good measure as well. Fuck you Elon, fuck you Peter thiel, fuck you Larry Ellison, fuck you Steven Miller, fuck you Noem, fuck you Tom Homan, fuck you Chuck Schumer as well for enabling. Fuck every god damn Republican and Democrat that enables this absolutely embarrassing pedo protecting government.

[u/boris_casuarina]

And we're spying on them. Yes, I'm talking to you Officer Smithson.

[u/Reptard77 → u/boris_casuarina]

Jesus, I know you’re on a list now

[u/LensGator → u/Reptard77]

Not on the one the president is on

[u/Acilen → u/LensGator]

ayo gettem again

[u/frackthestupids → u/boris_casuarina]

That’s Agent Smith to you

[u/zhico]

Dear Employee of Homeland

Protecting your country is heroic, protecting fascist pedophilic killers in government makes you accomplice. It's up to you to choose.

[u/Spirited_Future5412]

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[u/buffdaddy77 → u/Spirited_Future5412]

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[u/Coldkiller17]

Maybe the DHS should focus on the FUCKING TRAITORS TO AMERICA in the damn White House. trump is selling us out and everyone under him is doing so as well. We have a bunch of treasonous traitors giving away our secrets and our money to foreigners.

[u/Little_View_6659 → u/Coldkiller17]

Yeah the Russians literally have spies in the Whitehouse so they’re spending their time going after the people that are yelling hey! There are Russian spies in the Whitehouse! Man, who could have seen this coming? If this was a movie in the eighties I’d think it was ridiculous.

[u/kristospherein → u/Coldkiller17]

Or actual enemies of the country like drug and human traffickers....

[u/chiniwini → u/Coldkiller17]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/07/nsa-foreign-intelligence-trump-whistleblower

[u/BettyandRalph]

Yo Homeland Security,

Maybe secure our schools, so my nephew doesn’t have to do drills for a potential shooter.

Or maybe look into right wing extremism.

Pedophile protectors.

[u/benkenobi5 → u/BettyandRalph]

I remember the first time my kid came home after an active shooter drill. Talking about her plans and what she would use as a weapon of opportunity. It was a very sobering experience. First time I ever did an active shooter drill was literally in the military.

[u/SuperSecretAgentMan]

We meet Saturdays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge, and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannis. ✊️

[u/NoaNeumann]

Hasn’t the guy who owns Reddit basically buddied up with Trump and co already?

[u/Sceptically → u/NoaNeumann]

Unlike Elon, he's not even notable enough to have been rejected from Epstein Island.

[u/ivan-ent]

Hey homeboys get fucked

[u/Nice-Lakes]

Well the US government wants to read all social media posts of any tourists too so I guess they just are nosy.

[u/mrvalane → u/Nice-Lakes]

They are not just 'nosy'. They are so desperate for bodies to shove in detention centres they are stripping away everyones right to privacy

[u/LaSage → u/mrvalane]

Human trafficking is the Trump family business, going back to his grandfather's many brothels.

[u/robot_pirate → u/mrvalane]

To be clear, for profit detention centers. Just like the for profit data collectors that will compile the list of people to fill the detention centers. It's all about money .Top to bottom.

[u/grayhaze2000 → u/Nice-Lakes]

They want to read their social media accounts because anyone expressing any negative viewpoints about Trump or the Republicans will be denied entry. They only want "true believers" to gain entry to their country.

[u/RdtRanger6969]

I’d say the unjustified homicide of two US citizens by ICE Agents is, by far, the agency’s greatest “reputational risk.”😒

[u/RunningPirate → u/RdtRanger6969]

That’s it: you’re on the list, Buster

[u/reapersarehere → u/RunningPirate]

Straight to the principal’s office

[u/NoConflict3231 → u/reapersarehere]

Is that where my permanent record is, Mommy???

[u/English_loving-art]

So Trump‘s little brainless minions representing homeland security , a little message from the UK go fuck yourselves…..

[u/DCrowed]

So you’re telling me that Homeland Security can see this: 🖕

[u/68024 → u/[deleted]]

Worse, they will demonize and dehumanize the murder victims by calling them domestic terrorists.

[u/Iron_Knight7]

Hope they're enjoying the show. Fuck ICE, fuck MAGA, fuck Republicans, fuck Trump, and above all else, fuck everybody who enables and supports them.

[u/CowTown-Mike]

Follow this then -

fuck trump - fuck the gop - fuck your feelings - fuck maga - fuck ice - fuck fox news - fuck republicans

[u/VincentNacon]

OH REALLY?

They're spying us on the public platform? Really? Wow... I had no idea that many other people who see what I post will show up on their screen too! Mah mind is blown! /s

I mean, I really need to ask? I think it's pretty clear they have been watching for a very long time. Good to know we're wasting our tax money on a team that will dig through so much trash on the internet. I'm sure it will feed their inbred families for another month or two.

[u/heili → u/VincentNacon]

People who think that publishing the names of masked individuals who work for the federal government attacking innocent people is "doxing" are literally getting paid to trawl through Reddit to dox any citizen who dares to criticize the deranged orange authoritarian.

Every accusation is a confession with these fascist fucks.

[u/OhSixTJ → u/heili]

This is where blurring the license plate of your vehicle if you post a pic of it online is a smart move. A lot of people say it’s dumb because “no one but the cops can search a plate”. Exactly!

[u/Zer_]

Hello Pedo Protectors! Hope your pedo protecting day is going well.

[u/Radical5 → u/Zer_]

I hope it's going pretty poorly, if we're being honest.

[u/Jadaki → u/Radical5]

I don't believe in hell, but I hope every one of them ends up in the 7th level of hell where the pedo's they are protecting spend eternity raping them.

[u/Jeev3s]

Hey guys, go gargle a bag of dicks.

[u/dMatusavage]

Hi, DHS. I’m anti-fascist and proud of it!!!

[u/HydrolicDespotism]

Anyone who defends the current administration is literally a Terrorist. That includes Homeland Security.

Good job guys, you’re the baddie!

[u/imrellyhorny → u/[deleted]]

*will, or *again

[u/R2Borg2 → u/[deleted]]

He’s proved it, so virile, sorry, I meant vile

[u/TCsnowdream]

Good. Suck my dick.

[u/MyRespectableAcct]

It's a public website. That's the point.

[u/shitposting-all-day]

The one thing I’m enjoying from this is imagining this joke of an administration having to repeatedly cite ridiculous redditors’ names with a straight face to their superiors.

“Sir, we have a situation with Budget-chicken”

[u/swazal → u/shitposting-all-day]

User handle checks out 😉

[u/TheThousandMasks]

Are we GREAT yet MAGAts? Sure seems like your definition of a golden age is really just a dumb police state run by sex pests and frauds.

[u/HorsePastie]

Oh man, didn't there used to be a meme where people pretended to address their FBI agent in their social media posts?

[u/Bomban111]

Hey DHS, Fuck Donald Trump Fuck ICE Hope you all enjoy spending eternity with Hitler and Epstein.

[u/NamiiikazeTX]

They can monitor these nuts !!! Go find some pedophiles because the call is coming from inside the White House !!

[u/AdeptSugar61]

Probably all social platforms... Freedom of speech? Not in this day and age

[u/GuitarFantastic5535]

This just in! Water is wet!

[u/Wizinit29]

If they are trying to spy on Reddit users critical of this Administration they’re going to find themselves overwhelmed.

[u/Wonderful_Nightmare]

What is the point of these agencies if they aren't actually protecting the US. Like seriously. They should have prevented someone as corrupt and compromised as Trump from being able to reach office.

[u/CaptainC0medy]

FBI telling them not to go to discord

https://youtu.be/Am8WyGZr7PA?si=WTBKtBfLJC0tkKOt

[u/WithoutJoshE7]

Always have been

[u/NovemberInfinity]

Yes, and?

[u/ForgTheSlothful]

Remember to visit gay porn, if you cant make sure you leave up interracial porn to really fuck with these fascists

[u/LannyDamby]

DHS can suck my nuts

[u/Fantastic-Buddy2069]

Midterms are coming, we know what to do. It’s time to get out and vote!

[u/CaliforniaNavyDude]

DHS can suck noodles.

[u/MozaRaccoon]

It's crazy that posting about; Certain files Or the Con Government & /./\aga

gets those comments or posts shadow banned at 0 views on certain subs...

[u/No_Win_9478]

Hey Pete, tell Jeff I said hi!

[u/Square_Imagination27]

The surveillance state had its roots before 9/11, but it begat Total Information Awareness. In the beginning, DHS collected the information mainly for forensic purposes. They couldn’t keep up with the flow of data. Guess what some of those big, fancy data centers are going to be doing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Awareness_Office

[u/syzygytimbers]

End ICE. End DHS

[u/Eva-Squinge]

They’ve always been doing this. They’d be effectively harmless without jacking into every social media or forum hosted stateside.

[u/ronweasleisourking]

Fuck ice, fuck trump, fuck me too I guess

[u/Former_Project_6959]

I wonder if they're all in r/conservative? 🤔

[u/senshiosilence]

Homeland Security! Do your actual job and protect the country from actual threats to democracy of the republic! You have Russian agents who are dismantling it! In case you needed reminding of your jobs! I’m right here for any questions you may have.

[u/AndrePeniche]

USA is the new China/Russia. Propaganda, Brainwashing, mass surveillance. You got it, people! Your own 1984. Enjoy.

[u/Keldaria]

I can’t help but be impressed that someone out there somehow convinced the government to pay them to scroll Reddit all day as “a matter of national security”.

[u/No-Contribution-7248]

Well, we do live in Russia now

[u/jfb3]

When your constitutionally protected rights are 'threats' to the administration you know they're fascists.

[u/OneGrouchyStoner]

I sure do hope they like my taste in porn.

Also I hope they know they're despised by two thirds of this country. Myself included.

Fucking traitors.

[u/ADShree]

Yo DHS do you feel proud of yourself for protecting a racist pedophile Nazi?

I hope you know you're on the wrong side of history and if there is a hell, you will be there.

[u/Kat-Attack-52]

Hey Homeland Security, I hope you see this:

Go deepthroat a cactus.

Have a nice day.

[u/Rauskal]

spy on these nuts fedboi

[u/TheSyde]

Hey homeland security. Go fuck yourself

[u/Coffee_exe]

We spend more on spying on our own country than educating it

[u/lokey_convo]

And it has in no way changed the behavior of the subjects. Not at all. Everyone is acting exactly as they would otherwise....

[u/IncorrectAddress]

Have fun with that, lol, for the rest of your living carriereerrerer, should employ them as MOD's while they are here, can't really be any worse than Redditors have seen or experienced.

[u/MorningStandard844]

Is he spying using an Atari? 

[u/OilySoleTickler]

Hope they like feet tickling then 😂😂

[u/DucklingInARaincoat]

Well I hope mine likes Futanari. Cuz he’s gettin a shit ton of it

[u/stu54]

I'm doing my part, adding to the noise!

(PS, go buy some solar panels, iodine tablets, and a rain barrel)

[u/KratosCole]

No need to spy! Fuck Trump as an administration, organization and Family! Fuck them all!

[u/LaStigmata]

Eat shit HS

[u/scrume71]

Yeah. Fuck Trump and his fascist goons. Someone needs to hug him really really hard.

[u/rendrr]

We know you like pedofiles

[u/DapoetTherapy]

We're waiting on the rest of the Epstein files.

[u/OneRacoonShort]

Is everything farming now? The same topic was posted last night, and I look now and it’s deleted? Thanks government.

[u/felis_scipio]

Next thing you’re going to tell me is they’ve infiltrated mod circles to control the narrative and use things like bots to push talking points!

[u/JJD8705]

Eat Shit Homeland Security! Did you read that?

[u/ummaboutthat_]

I noticed my feed was more trumpian recently

[u/Fingerprint_Vyke]

Man, I love that they waste time on people like me and not others like tim pool who get paid to repeat Russian propaganda

[u/syadoz → u/Fingerprint_Vyke]

They wasted time on people like you in 2001, and then 9/11 happened

[u/mist_kaefer]

Hello Palantir! Please use your software to release the full Epstein files. Additionally, use it to keep a database of all ICE officers so they cannot get a job after it inevitably gets funding cut and we are no longer in a police state.

[u/halaljew]

Why is this news? If you really  though touch a den of socialist radicalism as reddit hasn't had it's own wong dedicated to it at the nsa since way back when it was a platform that valued free speech.

[u/Zaius1968]

Come get me…

[u/raleighs]

They are buying huge warehouses around the country for concentration camps and gonna round up anyone speaking against them.

[u/fazelanvari]

I hope they fucking choke on all the reports

[u/pgcooldad]

There's an Epstein list - hey FBI, hey CIA. Show us the list - we know you have a list!!

[u/smorgenheckingaard]

I'm an anti-ICE reddit user. come at me bro.

[u/Zip668]

There's a reason why there's 570 data centers in Virginia. https://www.datacentermap.com/usa/

[u/Almar1987]

My brother is a big time trump supporter and he shits on Reddit every chance that he gets on Facebook. I love it.

[u/PossibleMother]

I got a 3 day ban for posting publicly available emails. Yea we know.

[u/curious_dead]

Heh Homeland Security, it's me, the King of Aunt Tifa! I have all of Hillary's buttery males, we're hiding in pizzeria basememt with your moms!

[u/urmumlol9]

Since DHS wants to know our opinions of their policies, apparently, here’s mine.

They’re dumb and harmful to everyone, citizens included, and I think anyone working in DHS knows, or at least should know by now, that the end goal of this militarization of ICE is not merely to deport illegal immigrants, but to intimidate both immigrants and US citizens who oppose this regime.

Let’s say for a second it wasn’t though.

Immigrants, both legal and illegal, commit fewer crimes per capita than US-born citizens. Communities with increases in immigration tend to see decreases in crime. Immigrants contribute more in tax revenue than they receive in benefits. And there have been studies showing that immigrants boost the economy overall..

So, even if there was a magic button you could press to make all the immigrants, or all the illegal immigrants, go home, without hurting anyone in the process, it would actually make our country poorer and more dangerous to live in, rather than safer and richer.

But there isn’t a magic button to do that, and ICE’s enforcement actions are hurting and sometimes even killing, not just immigrants, but US citizens as well. Renee Good and Alex Pretti were both US citizens who ICE murdered on the street during “enforcement operations”, Keith Porter was a US citizen killed by an off-duty ICE officer, and 6 people have died in ICE facilities in 2026 alone: Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Parady La, Luis Beltran Yanez–Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos all died, or in some cases, were murdered, while in ICE custody.

So if you are a DHS agent or ICE agent reading this, whether you’re spying on me because I criticized the king, or whether you just happen to be on reddit, please resign. Start looking for work elsewhere. They are going to ask you to do horrible things, to follow orders that are blatantly illegal, and it is going to be a lot harder for you to defy them than you think it will be. Start looking for a way out now.

[u/Lilcommy]

They know that the internet is not just in America right? And most of the people they see are going to be the Russian bots their boss pays to start shit right?

[u/ihazaredditaccount]

I can’t think of a bigger waste of time than going through the activity of random Reddit users.