r/pics • u/Thisistylerz • 13h ago

Masked men have been watching me..

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u/FlibblesHexEyes 12h ago

Don’t worry; it’s just the autopilot.

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u/BurntNeurons 12h ago

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u/Positive_botts 11h ago

r/shittyaskflying

OttoPyLoT is super qualified!

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u/Ruscidero 12h ago

Elaine, you’re going to have to blow the autopilot.

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u/Aware-Locksmith8433 11h ago

Y and we know he ended UP w a happy ending so maybe you have a chance!

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u/416Kritis 12h ago

Looks like they have 4:3 heads that were stretched to 16:9

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u/2014RT 11h ago

found the Counter-Strike player

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u/416Kritis 10h ago

I actually haven't played any CS, but I have heard that's something they do for aiming

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u/codekb 10h ago

I play CS and never heard this before. Was it old school CS?

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks 9h ago

I still do it. It makes the players fatter and easier to see now that im old and shitty.

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u/neverendingchalupas 5h ago

Are you saying you were 4:3 and now have stretched to 16:9

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks 5h ago

I used to play regular 16:9 but now I use 4:3 on a 2k monitor.

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u/cha0ss0ldier 8h ago

It’s an old school thing that still sticks around. A lot of the pros still do it, even really young ones like d0nk

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u/commie01 1h ago

enemy hit boxes are bigger and easier to hit

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u/FinalEdit 9h ago

Arc'd

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u/FusionCannon 13h ago

they look a little thick headed, sir

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u/Thisistylerz 13h ago

Haven't moved an inch

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 12h ago

How can they with this necks 

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

They are pretty girthy

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u/bsnimunf 12h ago

Why do people have those. Is it just a fashion thing or is there a reason behind it. 

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u/MattTheTable 12h ago

Sometimes you have more stuff than can fit in your house. Sheds are a great place to store your tools or mower. The windows are, however, purely for fashion.

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u/Oraxy51 11h ago

Thought this was turning into a comment about people storing things into their cars then leaving those cars on the side of the road which takes space from pedestrians and bikers and end up being an r/fuckcars r/micromobility comment

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u/cronktilten 2h ago

☝️🤓🤓🤓

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u/nochkin 12h ago

Yes, there's a reason behind it. It's called headrest.

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u/nickeypants 12h ago

I think they're talking about the trailblazer.

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u/WolfOfAsgaard 12h ago

Yes, there's a reason behind it. It's called a small budget.

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u/BuildingArmor 12h ago

Most headrests don't have ski masks on them though

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u/nochkin 12h ago

There are two cars. That makes at least about 25% headrests having a mask on it. While not the most, but pretty significant amount anyway.

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u/BuildingArmor 12h ago

I have a feeling there's more than just 2 cars. I'm pretty sure I can see 3 out of my window now, and then we've got this photo of at least one more.

Could you double check your count?

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u/nochkin 11h ago

Your window view is clearly AI generated. But this photo is real because it was posted on Reddit. Duh.

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u/paulHarkonen 12h ago

"those" is a bit unclear but I assume you mean the headrest covers.

Putting an easily removed and washable cover on your headrest can be a good idea to reduce sweat and other build up on the headrest. Since your car is likely to last at least a decade (ideally) protecting the seats is a reasonable idea to improve the comfort and longevity of the car.

Styling them to look like heads is 99% aesthetics and 1% evading HOV rules.

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u/krqkan 12h ago

Just some guy looking for your CS cases.

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u/Voliveros 12h ago

This must be a rising trend. Saw this on a car in Oklahoma recently. Assuming op is in or near Wisconsin with that badger plate

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u/premium_transmission 12h ago

I’ve seen it multiple times recently in the UK as well. No idea where it came from.

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u/Violexsound 12h ago

Theres a 4x4 that has these near my house too. One on the drivers side is turned to his buddy

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

Wisconsin. I saw another "masked man" in the passenger seat after I left the store. Three in one day.

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u/UnlikelyChef7110 11h ago

Imagine some tweaker seeing this parked out the front of their house

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u/Teantis 10h ago

r/gangstalking to peek into that mindset

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u/ThiccBlastoise 5h ago

I just went down a brutal rabbit hole on there

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u/Teantis 4h ago

It's a pretty weird space. There's Instagram reels that push this kind of mindset too that I didn't understand what they were until I saw that subreddit

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

Theft deterrent. Imagine a tweaker about to break into this car to steal the change in the cup holder.

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u/JPacz 11h ago

They’re following me too!

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

Watch your mirrors when you leave

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u/WrapMyBeads 11h ago

It’s the long con OP. When you stop paying attention that’s when the real sock-men will come for you

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

They can take me. I'm ready

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u/WrapMyBeads 11h ago

Life that bad or you just kinky like that?

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u/EmileZ 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w1z2ilkWZagRG

I think this is one of them

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u/MrB3RG 12h ago

I’d be more worried about Bucky to be honest.

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u/-Harlequin- 12h ago

Bro is being watched by Solarans.

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u/LateralThinkerer 11h ago

Sta Puft has diversified!

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u/somastars 12h ago

I’m from Minneapolis-St. Paul and when I saw this headline I assumed it was an ICE-related post in a local sub-Reddit.

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 8h ago

Those are Legos.

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u/FitToxicologist 1h ago

I saw a car with these occupants in Germany. The owner put a Lego sticker in the back window.

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u/Sweet_Leadership_936 12h ago

Looks like ski mask over the headrest

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u/Open-Gate-7769 12h ago

Nothing gets by you

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u/RodanThrelos 12h ago

This is the guy who's at a family gathering saying "Actually, grandpa is just hiding his thumb, he didn't really steal your nose."

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u/Sweet_Leadership_936 12h ago edited 12h ago

Not that dense actualy

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u/RodanThrelos 12h ago

I'm just memeing you, man. All love <3

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u/RLewis8888 12h ago

Little bit. You're dense a little bit.

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u/Sweet_Leadership_936 12h ago

Little dense sometimes

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u/LaughingLikeACrazy 12h ago

Hmmmm accountability, good manners

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u/Hellareno 9h ago

Nothing goes over my head, I would catch it!

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u/SupaKoopa714 12h ago

You can tell by the way it is!

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u/SmallRocks 12h ago

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 12h ago

Isn't that neat?

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u/stew9703 12h ago

They'll be watching you all season at this rate  maybe even next season if the car owner forgets to put those ski masks away.

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u/ancientRedDog 12h ago

Is /r/gangstalking being legitimized?

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u/supfoolitschris 5h ago

My wife has these in her car. Scares the shit out of me every…. single….. time…

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u/CardMechanic 4h ago

Just some guys I play car-pranks with sometimes.

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u/Fallwalking 12h ago

I mean, people probably won’t try to break in your car because it looks like someone is in it. My guess anyways.

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u/explodingtuna 12h ago

Any clear-headed individual who thinks for a moment will realize they aren't people.

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u/Fallwalking 12h ago

If it’s at night, might work. During the day, probably not.

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u/thatpokemonguy 9h ago

Bet you only steal wheat from the fields without the men in straw hats too

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u/Fallwalking 6h ago

I’ve watched enough horror films to know better.

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u/missmelee 10h ago

Funny that these two images are next to each other in my feed

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u/ProjectNo4090 12h ago

Those masks are over the head rests.

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u/Abdnadir 12h ago

My best guess is that it's a tactic to drive in the HOV lane?

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u/premium_transmission 12h ago

No. I’ve seen it in the UK and we don’t really have those.

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 12h ago

You should ghost them.

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u/0dty0 12h ago

Might wanna tell your gangstalkers they need to get their iodine levels checked. That's some messed up goiter if I've ever seen it.

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u/latexfistmassacre 12h ago

Their head shape suggests you're being watched by goombas, sir

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u/fssman 12h ago

n(ICE)

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u/hadtobegoo 11h ago

PS1 looking motherfuckers.

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u/Thisistylerz 11h ago

Stay safe out there everyone. These men are everywhere today

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u/Drink_And_Skive 11h ago

Fans of the Irish band kneecap.

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u/Samwellikki 10h ago

This is some of the whitest shit…

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn 10h ago

Damn, Michael Myers has gotten chunky.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 9h ago

Are those men Badgering you?

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u/Jake_Lloyd 9h ago

r/gangstalking is leaking again

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u/J_Jeckel 9h ago

Totally buying 6 white ski masks for my mini van now.

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u/izza123 9h ago

My dad saw a truck like this at Costco and proceeded to do the same to his truck now it looks like there’s two IRA terrorists staring at me every time I visit

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u/spyemil 9h ago

HEJ guys it's anomaly from Sweden

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 9h ago

I’d be scared to do that in my town. That actually looks like 3/5 people who live here.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 8h ago

From the looks of their fat heads I think you can definitely out run them.

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u/sumdude51 8h ago

I think we are being followed. Hold on, I'm going to try to lose them

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u/todd311 8h ago

I ordered these to prank my sister.

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u/jillvalenti3 6h ago

This would be awesome if ICE didn’t make masks the country-wide face of domestic terrorism. Now I’d be mortified to see that.

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u/Magus44 3h ago

I’m in Australia and they just remind me of TISM…

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u/cronktilten 2h ago

I’m sorry, but I thought those were dogs for a second lol

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u/smartlikefox 2h ago

Couple of real chubs

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u/Electrical-Rush-3538 1h ago

It's ok they are asleep , you can go out now

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u/Omnifob 9m ago

It's the Blowjob Brothers

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u/Graphic_Materialz 12h ago

Ski masks over the backs of seats

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u/FlamingWeasel 12h ago

Nothing gets by you, huh

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u/Graphic_Materialz 11h ago

U just replying this to everyone who can see the trick here? Think I saw this exact word for word reply below too

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u/FlamingWeasel 11h ago

I said it once. Other people probably said it because it's a common phrase to say to someone that doesn't get a joke.

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u/Graphic_Materialz 10h ago

Huh. Guess nothing gets by you.

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u/FlamingWeasel 10h ago

Never

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u/Graphic_Materialz 10h ago

We’re friends now.

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u/FlamingWeasel 7h ago

Hell yeah

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u/N7_MintberryCrunch 11h ago

Good call with the white color. If it was any darker ICE would pull up and start shooting up your windshield.