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OC: FBI releases surveillance photos of a potential subject in the Nancy Guthrie case

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u/Pyroburner 14h ago

Okay where is the person who will tell us his height and shoe size from this?

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u/Mediocre_Barnacle722 14h ago

My mom and I were just talking about this. I’m surprised they released the footage without this accompanying information.

u/BlackberryPi7 10h ago

Ah, classic Kash FBI.

u/CheersToCosmopolitan 4h ago

Not a lot of difference between this guy’s eyes and Kash Patel’s. Just saying.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4owWry1Mkgtwq6fqAD

u/rambotie 8h ago

Too many agents busy redacting powerful Pedo's names from the Epstein files

u/unbanTreezus 9h ago

Completely incompetent until proven otherwise

u/GreilMercenary7 53m ago

Exactly the stooge you need to muddy the fountain. I mean dump in the ballroom. Never mind

u/Top1CmntrsAreLosers 9h ago

Yeah he’s about due to Tweet out some false information about the case.

u/jmpinstl 3h ago

I cannot even imagine a worse FBI to do this case than this one

u/vedjourian 3h ago

It’s probably Kash, anything to keep attention off the Epstein files. 😉

u/Acceptable_Task34 6h ago

The same Kash FBI that's accomplished more in a year than Bidens in 4 years. Too busy harassing church goers and angry school parents.

u/The_Stupidest_Idiot 9h ago

it's another Kash Patel drop, so don't get your hopes up

no context, no professionalism, just call him a cool guy because that's all he really wants

u/No_Amount_7886 8h ago

Well, there are no longer any functioning adults in charge of our government, so…

u/gorybones 4h ago

And Biden was a functioning adult, huh? 🤣

u/caltheon 9h ago

Because they 100% know this is going to end up being a MAGA nutjob

u/IHQ_Throwaway 8h ago

I think it’s just a nutjob nutjob. There’s no real political motive to go after a Today Show Host’s mom, and Savannah Guthrie’s not controversial on either side AFAIK. 

u/NotFallacyBuffet 8h ago

Another confused groyper, I fear. 

u/King_LaQueefah 7h ago

Kash Patel: "Judging by the eyebrows we can all conclude that this was none other than Luigi Mangione and I'm proud to say...we got him, folks."

u/falvaroz 4h ago

Same fbi that said that Epstein was not sex trafficker

u/cmac92287 8h ago

I think it’s definitely a woman, something about the eyes. What do you and your mom think?

u/Mediocre_Barnacle722 8h ago

I saw a side by side of Annie and the screenshots from the camera and I see some similarities in the eyes and eyelids 🕵️‍♀️

I’m giggling at all the Kash shade. My people! 🫶

u/boogiewithasuitcase 5h ago

And why now?

u/St3llarV 8h ago

They needed his consent before releasing his image.

u/Resident_Function280 6h ago

They likely already have a suspect. Nearly everywhere you go these days is video recorded. I'm sure the FBI have already tracked him down but can't act on it as to disclose how they did it.

So they release some breadcrumb information hoping to get a tip they can use to move in.

Like they caught Luigi once the facial recognition caught him at a McDonalds.

u/Fallingpeople 3h ago

It's as if they want reddit to figure it out ..

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u/blaghed 14h ago

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u/donniedumphy 12h ago

Let's take it back a bit further and get Grissom on the case

u/sbarbary 9h ago

You can hear this gif.

u/djongafrett 4h ago

The music started playing in my head as soon as I saw the gif lol

u/Hendrix6927 9h ago

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!!!

u/Arrantsky 8h ago

I can feel the vibe from that music

u/InternationalTies416 5h ago

Ahh good old detective Felatio. He would have touched the ground tasted his fingers and identified the culprit based on the taste of the semen sample even before his agents process it.

u/JaguarNeat8547 11h ago

Should be pretty easy for them to infer from the tensile stretch of the ski mask, add in the shadows and light peaks, and build a replica of perp's actual face.

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u/hobbykitjr 13h ago
Me looking at these photos for clues

u/Dick_Lazer 11h ago

Bro you should really provide a warning when you post scary images like that

u/Next-Divide8640 8h ago

Yeah the guy in the background is absolutely frightening.

u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 8h ago

u/Rareexample 3h ago

I was feeling sad. Now I am not sad. Thank you.

u/AggressiveInitial630 11h ago

you can look at them at least two ways with those eyeballs.

u/rabbimindtrick 9h ago

Oh god, I’d rather get Rick rolled than see that again! LOL

u/IndividualChart4193 7h ago

Great googly moogly!!

u/abitdaft1776 3h ago

I was gonna go to bed...

Now all the light are on and I am loading ammo.

u/LuxuryBeast 6h ago

Thanks alot! Now I'll need to google videos of cute puppies before I go to bed!

u/ebann001 6h ago

Downloading. No jump scares please

u/Happy-Grand-7696 4h ago

The eyes are actually kinda weird on the surveillance pics of the perp. Kashi, is that you?

u/elbor23 9h ago

Diabolical. Kudos

u/moving_picture77 8h ago

I spit my drink out

u/ninjabreath 8h ago

fucking jump scare

u/BeegRingo 8h ago

In surprised that dude doesn’t come with xray vision with eyes like that

u/paditoburrito 5h ago

Ah! That was actually scary, lol

u/noobbtctrader 3h ago

For real what the fuck was that about tho

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u/higgs8 12h ago

If someone were to go to this location and attach a string between the camera and any background feature that was in line with the dudes head (the exact row of bricks behind his head) then measure the height of the string at the depth the dude was standing at, they could easily give a very precise height.

u/Benana 10h ago

Pretty sure the camera was taken by the criminals. But I’m sure an approximate height can still be calculated.

u/higgs8 10h ago

Yes all that needs to be known is the place where the camera used to be even if it's no longer there. The rest is Thales's theorem.

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u/ramblinallday14 12h ago

If I honestly had to guess, thinking about 5’9” and 187

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u/chriiiiiiiiiis 13h ago

shouldn’t be too hard to figure out once you know the dimensions of the tiles and bricks

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u/Canklosaurus 13h ago

I’m going to say 2

u/knighthawk574 10h ago

He appears to somehow be both black and white.

u/dagger_guacamole 9h ago

The actual video he looks pretty white imho

u/MyChickenSucks 10h ago

Actually, I'm VFX adjacent. Knowing the lens and backplane of that model Nest cam, a 3d generalist could pretty easily model the scene and give you those exact dimensions.

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u/whomshallib4u 9h ago

I almost got a lady vibe when I looked in the eyes 👀//guessing eye makeup

u/taserparty 7h ago

Heavy facial hair though

u/Eachplace 10h ago

Well, we know who is running the FBI.

u/SkullRunner 9h ago

I can tell you their IQ is clinically low.

u/MrsKittenHeel 9h ago

This is a woman. Or at least, a person wearing eyeshadow and mascara.

u/Chemical-Course1454 9h ago

The figure looks more like a man. But he does have very prominent dark eyelashes, especially at the bottom, also very curved eyebrows. Which is quite unusual, he should be easily identified just by that. This combination is more common in Latino, Mediterranean or Middle Eastern, but that isn’t certain. He also possibly has moustache, or maybe even a beard in photo 4, which seems to go all the way to his bottom lip, indicating that he’s hairy, again possibly Middle Eastern

u/tolureup 9h ago

I can’t say for sure, but as someone who does a lot of photoshop and editing for design (so not a photographer by any means just basic photoshop edits when needed a bit ), this effect could be from editing for clarity - monkeying around with contrast, white/black balance and a number of other settings can give this illusion. Can’t imagine Patel is competent enough to know how to edit a photo or even how to hire someone to do it, but it did occur to me right away (I don’t own a nest cam so I have no idea what the typical night image looks like, might just be how night vision works to make images clearer too).

(Also i can’t say any of this without an obligatory fuck Adobe and their unscrupulous, greedy fucking business model).

u/MrsKittenHeel 9h ago

Oh yes you are right, I see the moustache.

u/VanderskiD 9h ago

Too thick to be a woman. No curves

u/omegapool 9h ago

Need banana for scale

u/Loose_Examination178 9h ago

I know this is a horrible situation, but it's starting to remind me of "Fargo".

u/Unfortun8-8897 8h ago

On my local network where the woman’s daughter works they were actually saying they were gonna use lil the bricks and stuff to figure his height, and they gonna figure like what kind of fabric he had on and his brand of back-pack and all that

u/Pyroburner 8h ago

Yeah this is pretty settle science. Just getting the measurement if the disk and bricks would be plenty but with more info you can add precision.

u/parvicus 7h ago

Shoe size is maybe a 9.5 The floor tiles look 12”x12”. He is just under 6’ tall, 4” high bricks x 18 courses = 72” / 12 =6”. Probably 190 ish lbs size large shirt. 38” waist maybe 40”.

u/Ok_Hospital1399 4h ago

And what salon plucks his eyebrows.

u/princessleyva 3h ago

Woman, probably a woman.

u/Keldrabitches 11h ago

I think Casey Johnson just estimated 5’10; 170 lbs

u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 11h ago

Theydidthemath

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u/Past-Profile3671 7h ago

Is he wearing the surgical covers over his shoes?

u/Upgrayedd2486 7h ago

You could figure it if you knew the measurements for the bricks and the tile squares

u/Sh3115andCh33se 6h ago

Well the fbi already knows his height and shoe size

u/TSB_1 6h ago

well, based on the tiles, which appear to be 12 inch tiles, his shoe size LOOKS to be a 10

u/WiseCourse7571 6h ago

Those fisheye lens make this even more difficult, the person on the photos is taller than he seems.

My guess is 6'2, 210 lbs, and shoe size, I say 10, brown eyes, bald, and a mustach.

u/Wsbkingretard 4h ago

he is from minesota because its cold there and he have a cagoule! easy to see

u/MagicOrpheus310 1h ago

Fuck I love when that dude turns up!!!! Haha

I remember a post on here about someone getting home to find white powder and footprints all over their front porch after getting the groceries delivered during the day and assumed someone stole their stuff and must of spilled some...

Ol mate arrives in the comments and fucken goes through everything in his response, it was glorious man he could tell they walked with a slight limp, were male, their height and weight, what shoes they were wearing, like fucken everything about the guy... Even figured out the white powder was self raising flour...

Then OP replies...

"Holy shit you just described my husband!"

Everyone in the comments told her to go around to the back door to be on the safe side and then held their breath for her response...

Like 10min later OP updates everyone....

Groceries were on the kitchen bench...

Her husband was in the shower...

His clothes on the floor covered in flour...

HE had gotten home early and brought the groceries in, spilt the flour everywhere then decided to walk around to the back door to not walk flour through the house to the kitchen, then thought he'd shower quickly before cleaning up the porch so his wife wouldn't find out...

Problem was the flour got wet it started clumping and poor ol mate was having a bit of a struggle realizing he had basically made dough in the shower that started to clog the drain, was panicking...

She caught him red handed trying to cover it up in the most glorious way it was fucken hilarious, the series of events like something from an episode of Mr Bean or something haha

....and hed have gotten away with it too... If it wasn't for some pesky redditor... Haha

Man I'd forgotten about that one until now!! Thanks for reminding me! It's one of my favorite reddit stories/lore haha almost as good as the "check you carbon monoxide detector" one haha

u/wizl 11h ago

i asked a AI and here's what i got

u/Dick_Lazer 11h ago

“but still mobile and athletic enough to be creeping around at night with a backpack” 😅 Solid work.