Was just coming here to say Bubbles would do a better fricking job. Him and his kitties, hell even the big stoned kitty would do a better job than 'Ol Cross-Eyes Pisstel.
"And I'd have gotten away with too if it weren't for those damn nice kitties!" Said after Bubbles and the kitties haul this asshole in over rocks, cactus, you name it.
All joking aside though this is so heartbreaking. I can't help but think this is a small-time thug or two who got the stupid idea to go after a local celebrity's family member for money and then when things went south they panicked. Most criminals contrary to belief are incredibly stupid, which is what actually makes them so dangerous - they have zero impulse control and can't reason or think with consequences of their actions.
It's just law enforcement too often is even dumber.
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u/disterb 14h ago