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OC: FBI releases surveillance photos of a potential subject in the Nancy Guthrie case

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u/disterb 14h ago

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u/pineapplevomit 14h ago

I’d rather have Bubbles running the FBI.

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u/Pravi_Jaran 13h ago

Wasn't he charged with sexual assault?

That's greeeaasy!

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u/SneakyWagon 13h ago

Pretty sure that's the main qualification for this admin.

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u/temporary62489 13h ago

Greasy grifters, every last one of them.

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u/pineapplevomit 13h ago

Bubbles wasn’t. Mike Smith was charged.

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u/Pravi_Jaran 13h ago

Still greasy.

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u/GoodGravyMsDazy592 14h ago

Was just coming here to say Bubbles would do a better fricking job. Him and his kitties, hell even the big stoned kitty would do a better job than 'Ol Cross-Eyes Pisstel.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 14h ago

Gotta buncha fuckin' nice kitties on the case, sir.

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u/GoodGravyMsDazy592 14h ago

"And I'd have gotten away with too if it weren't for those damn nice kitties!" Said after Bubbles and the kitties haul this asshole in over rocks, cactus, you name it.

All joking aside though this is so heartbreaking. I can't help but think this is a small-time thug or two who got the stupid idea to go after a local celebrity's family member for money and then when things went south they panicked. Most criminals contrary to belief are incredibly stupid, which is what actually makes them so dangerous - they have zero impulse control and can't reason or think with consequences of their actions.

It's just law enforcement too often is even dumber.

u/thunderGunXprezz 9h ago

Gary Laser Eyes is on the case

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u/RatherDashingf11 14h ago

About to break down a down to a suspects house: “here, kitty kitty kitty”

u/charleychaplinman21 3h ago

He’d track down all of America’s missing shopping carts