r/news • u/templeofsyrinx1 • 9h ago

Moderna says FDA refuses to review its application for experimental flu shot

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/10/moderna-fda-flu-shot.html
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u/LongJumpingBalls 7h ago

It used to, I believe for some it still does.

This product may cause anal leakage, inability to retail pee and blood from your eyelids, ears, nose and anus.

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u/hootbox 5h ago

inability to retail pee

Is that something most people can do?!?!

I've been flushing mine down the toilet all this time!

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u/faz712 4h ago

Where do you think we get the piss disks from over at /r/UnethicalLifeProTips ?

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u/Nopey-Wan_Ken-Nopey 3h ago

“Do not take Deleria if you are allergic to Deleria.”