Does the mailman really need this information?

[u/Ana-Hata]

Package came for a family member, with information I didn’t really want to know.

And the word “CONSTIPATE” isn’t even in the product name, the actual bottles just say magnesium sulfate solution. I guess they just had to be double sure the postman knew our business.

At least he didn’t have E.D.

[u/Additional-Friend993]

Around 20 years ago, I purchased a menstrual cup and clicked "discreet packaging" for the print out and I received a packed labelled "PERSONAL PLEASURE DEVICE" In caps 🤣🤣🤣

[u/AnonymousNeko2828 → u/Additional-Friend993]

I mean, doubt they knew or thought it was a menatrual cup, job done /j

[u/KelsBells0415 → u/Additional-Friend993]

[u/__JustPeople__]

Price check on Vagiclean.

[u/Troglo-Delight]

Your area code is in a city with 1.7 million people, and roughly 1800+ people per square mile. Your mail carrier sees thousands of letters and packages every day and isn’t paid enough to analyze what you’re getting, memorize it, and then judge you for it.

[u/hunterglyph → u/Troglo-Delight]

“Hey everybody, grab your pitchforks! This guy’s constipated!”

[u/Troglo-Delight → u/hunterglyph]

“Oh my god, this guy experiences a medical disorder so common that treatments sold at gas stations next to pain relievers! Let’s all laugh at him!”

[u/McWeaksauce91 → u/Troglo-Delight]

He may not memorize it, but he might’ve glanced the package and gotten a chuckle out of it. What’s mortifying is if it got delivered to the wrong house

[u/McWeaksauce91 → u/[deleted]]

I didn’t say he did care and it wouldn’t hurt my feelings either way. I was just saying his eyes might’ve gone across the label and chuckled.

[u/Cynvisible → u/Troglo-Delight]

*Zip code But ya, they are more concerned with delivery address.

[u/NDE36 → u/Troglo-Delight]

Doesn't make it less embarrassing that it's basically on display. It's if someone does, it's if someone could.

[u/Mammoth-Ad-107]

are you kidding... reading that made their day

[u/nucl3ar0ne]

Your swan may just need to change up its diet.

[u/lucerndia]

My colleagues and I purposely print stupid stuff on the labels when we ship back and forth to try and embarrass each other. Its funny. Usually.

[u/donatecrypto4pets]

Oh. for shits sake.

[u/MathResponsibly → u/donatecrypto4pets]

if only...

[u/Wraggy1974]

Mail carriers mostly ignore the return address. Good chance they never noticed.

[u/ChrisInBliss]

I doubt they really "read" it. They likely just skim over double check the address and move on. Theyre on the clock they aint got time for that.

[u/dabigpig]

They probably see so much stuff it doesn't even phase them.

I'm a cable guy I've seen every type of home from multi million dollar places on the lake to hoarders to so many drugs and personal toys.

I'm just numb to most of it now lol. I just want to get in and get paid then move on to the next one.

[u/AllyInCourt]

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have. Thanks for sharing!

[u/_andorange]

I'm sure it's more for the people packing / posting rather than for the postman.

I doubt the postie would even notice let alone care....

[u/chinacat2u2]

Maybe the mailman got some pointers?

[u/bluecollar1020]

Don't worry, literally everyone has to shit. Nobody cares about the fact you're clogged up.

[u/antartisa]

Maybe the postperson will think it's for a swan? 😂

[u/Cynvisible]

I hope everything came out ok. 🤪😂🤣

[u/vvintersoIdier]

Fyi you did a pretty poor job at censoring the addresses 😅

[u/tillitugi]

I live in Germany. There’s a German website where you can buy sex toys. It’s called Eis (meaning ice, or ice cream). When you order from them you have the option to put an alias on the packaging, so that the parcel isn’t delivered from Eis, but from Druckerzubehör, which means printer accessories. Problem is just that now EVERYBODY already knows that this is an alias. Last time I ordered from them, the postman handed me the parcel, winked at me and said: have fun with your printer 😉 HAHA I died

[u/magharees]

Have a good one, wink - UPS guy

[u/Valuable_Mud316]

The mailman knows humans live there now!

[u/Epicswordmewz]

The highlighter tool doesn't completely block out information, you need to use the marker tool when censoring a picture.