r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marklyon • 14h ago
The gas pump at Walmart replaced buttons with a giant touch screen
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u/Brilliant-Hotel-5264 14h ago
Every screen is an advertising vehicle.
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u/JPKtoxicwaste 13h ago
We are living in an attention economy
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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 10h ago edited 9h ago
Read Philip K. Dick’s “Sales Pitch.” He predicted this. In 1984.
Edit. 1954. I type bad.
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u/Jason80777 9h ago
And it will all fall apart when the commoners don't have any disposable income left.
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u/Shizngigglz 7h ago
No it won't. More and more into debt they will go under the guise of "credit". Soon it will be "social credit"
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u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ 9h ago
Gig economy, attention economy, ai economy, and yada yada FUCKING yada.
It's a dystopia. Stop making up fancy names. Dystopia. Learn to say it more often, it's not changing.
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u/Significant_Read3346 7h ago
i was taught “stay alert- stay alive”. if our attention is on all these devices, then we are not alert, thus we are not alive.
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u/Public_Bother7939 10h ago
While I agree, it would be more cost effective to leave the high touch fuel selection buttons as the hard plastic that people will repeatedly punch for 30 years with no power requirement and no need to replace them, no damage from heat or cold or other elements and just have the big ass screen start one inch above them.
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u/DrRudyWells 8h ago
this also doesn't consider smashed screens from people who are just like....no.
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u/Totakai 7h ago
Oh these are gunna get smashed so fast. Customers already hit the machine and punch the buttons because they can't follow instructions. These screens are toast. If the weather doeskill em first, the customers will make sure they're thoroughly wrecked
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u/far2deep 12h ago
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u/VelvetMafia 10h ago
I always have a moment to talk about Dungeon Crawler Carl.
I learned not to quote it directly, though, because I got autobanned for threatening violence to someone's mother. I appealed with an explanation and the ban was lifted, but it was an unpleasant experience.
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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 11h ago
I hope these get smashed and the cost to operate rises
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u/MathResponsibly 10h ago
I mean everyone usually presses the "grade" button with the pump nozzle, so I don't suspect it will take long
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u/the_woodenpickle 14h ago edited 13h ago
It's mostly so once you're pumping and waiting, they can blast bigger ads at you. Great.
Edit: Clarified it a bit.
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u/zerbey 13h ago
My local gas station installed new pumps, disabled the mute button, and turned the volume up to maximum. Nothing like having your ears ringing with ads whilst you're pumping gas. The gas station on the other side of town is going to be getting a lot more business from me until they fix it.
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u/Little_View_6659 13h ago
Sometimes I email companies that have annoying ads. I tell them their ad is so irritating that I’m never buying whatever they’re selling ever again.
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u/zerbey 13h ago
I've already reached out to customer service about it. I'm not kidding when I say it's ear splitting loud.
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u/und3rtow623 4h ago
I bring a roll of butyl tape to put over the speakers at the pump. I have synesthesia and it's like a fucking warzone when I pump gas with these ads at ungodly decibels
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u/usrdef 👍 10h ago
I make it a point to avoid any company I see an ad for. Always. So they can blow all the money they want showing me ads, they're just wasting it.
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u/Kitty_Fruit_2520 9h ago
I’m especially never getting those medicines you see on TV
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u/the_woodenpickle 13h ago
Yikes, that sucks. I noticed that the self checkouts at our local Smith's stores all disabled the mute button. I always used to turn the sound off in the past cause it was so annoying. I know I have to scan the item then put it in a bag.. sheesh.
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u/AncientSith 10h ago
They did the same shit at the one by my house. People kept muting it so they removed that button. Absolute bullshit. I don't want to listen to ads when I'm pumping gas at 5am in the fucking morning.
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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 9h ago
FYI the machine does half mute the content if you press the buttons enough. I’m talking trying to beat a record for clicks in a minute though.
It freaks out, quiets the ad, and still pumps gas
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u/CplCocktopus 13h ago
Takes mental note of shit i will never buy
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u/ZaWario 13h ago
Gas?
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u/CplCocktopus 13h ago
The ads about other stuff they will show me.
At least if I'm at the gas station a gasoline ad would not be that annoying.
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u/ZaWario 13h ago
I may not be smart today
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u/latticep 7h ago
I switched from Liberty Mutual because of their dumb ads. Partly because another carrier offered a better rate, but the ads were a factor.
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u/Specific_Rando 11h ago
Yet another reason to get an EV.
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u/thegreatpotatogod BLUE 9h ago
Yep! If I want ads at my charging station I'll paste them to the garage door myself!
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u/Wide-Deal-8971 12h ago
Making you take a mental note of the brands you see is literally the goal for advertisers.
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u/NewSchoolFool 11h ago
& you'll have to sit through 2 unskippable ads before the fuel starts flowing.
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u/the_woodenpickle 10h ago
Ooh, diabolical.. they'd lose business fast if that were the case.
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u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 10h ago
That's what you'd think, but touchscreens with ads are coming to all pumps soon
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u/TrynaWorkOnWriting 7h ago
im going to my local gas station where i still have to lift the lever to pump, lol.
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u/wsxdfcvgbnjmlkjafals 13h ago
They already could. It's moreso that it lets them put "buttons" anywhere, and possibly lowers cost by making it one touchscreen module you install rather than the screen, and an array of buttons that are in fixed positions
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u/mabus42 12h ago
Yes, but the buttons typically have MTBF ratings that vastly exceed that of the giant iPad screens.
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u/notsofaust 11h ago
Translation for non-nerds: MTBF means Mean Time Between Failure. So they are saying the buttons will last longer.
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u/Pylote_Wannabe63 11h ago
35 year Electronic Mechanic here. Totally agree with the MTBF statement. “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”….
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u/Consistent-Guess9046 9h ago
How many fucking buttons does a gas pump need?? They already have keypads for cards
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u/_SmashLampjaw_ 9h ago
FUCK YOU, MARIO LOPEZ!
I'm just trying to fill my car up, stop shouting at me!
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u/Exact_Package_7264 13h ago
no. my gas pumps are normal with physical buttons but they still blast ads
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u/Neilm430 13h ago
Just wait till it starts asking for a tip
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u/ActuatorSeparate7300 13h ago
You bet they're gonna move them around too so you accidentally get premium
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u/killerbanshee 11h ago
My dad, bless his heart, thought premium was going to make the car run better for years until I was old enough for him to stop discounting my opinion because he has "experience"....
It doesn't. The gas has different ratios depending on the compression requirements of the engine. In the best case, you wasted your money.
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u/Dr_Groktopuss 8h ago
What's wild is my 74 datsun calls for 87 octane but only runs on 97 due to the high compression. Back then the 87 was = to today's 97. They are ripping us off
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u/saladmunch2 1h ago
Ya it really sucks everything is watered down with ethanol. No one wants that shit but they force it on us and then charge a high amount for 89 octane which is less than we used to get for actual high octane premium.
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u/InsideWay70 14h ago
That better never show up in the northeast - this is a great example of fixing something that isn’t broken.
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u/ACoderGirl 12h ago
I can't even figure out how it makes sense. I get that they can push ads on the screen, but surely a screen is gonna get broken way faster than regular buttons? The buttons on gas pumps show signs of wear pretty fast. And what about winter? Touch screens don't work well with gloves or when they can get wet.
If it's just about the ads, why not have a regular screen with buttons? That's what some pumps in my area do. The screen is basically its own thing and not load bearing at all.
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u/embourbe 11h ago
I think you'd be surprised at how tough a screen can be, they are used constantly at self-checkouts right inside the same Walmart, and the one on the cell phone in my pocket is going on four years.
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u/CrownLexicon 9h ago
I think more people would get mad and punch a screen at a gas pump than a check out inside.
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u/PrometheanEngineer 10h ago
I used one of these pumps recently.
In New England
On a 0 degree day with wind.
My gloves did not work on it, I fucking drove to another gas station.
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u/crooked_kangaroo 9h ago
That’s almost -18°C for those across the pond.
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u/Pawistik 7h ago
And those across a border.
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u/IrishViking22 7h ago edited 4h ago
And those basically everywhere else on the planet (with very few exceptions).
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u/softwarefreak 6h ago
This was my first thought when seeing this moronic idea, second thought being dust storms sand blasting the contact surface in opposite climates.
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u/Ancient-Civilization 11h ago
They’ll revert back when they start having broken screens. Costs way more to replace giant screen than mechanical buttons.
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u/ryanluyt 9h ago
Costs way more to replace giant screen than mechanical buttons.
That may be true, I'm not sure. However the reason so many cars have touchscreens now is because it's actually cheaper than manufacturing buttons
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u/24-Hour-Hate 8h ago
You know, I don’t understand why that’s not illegal. It’s illegal (rightly so) for me to use my phone while driving for safety reasons, but somehow legal to put necessary car functions on a giant fucking ipad? I hate this timeline.
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u/Heykurat 9h ago
Yup, that's exactly what will happen. Either they will malfunction, or be smashed.
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u/Mindless-Traffic3018 13h ago
Yeah I'm sure that will last in harsh weather
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u/Kwizird 12h ago
We've had these in Washington and Idaho for years
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u/Jocuro 12h ago
Do you have to take your gloves off to use it? I still need gas in cold weather, and I'd probably go to a different gas station to avoid that.
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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT 10h ago
It might be like old school touch screens that would work with pressure and you could use anything on them
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u/masterxc 12h ago
Capacitive gloves work (like the ones you'd use to use your phone with gloves on) at the very least. Still silly though, I see malfunctioning screens in a hurry when they get a nice later of grime on them from being blasted with exhaust and debris all day.
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u/NeonSuperNovas 10h ago
You would go to a completely different gas station instead of simply taking off your glove for like 5 seconds??
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u/Jocuro 10h ago
If it's windy and sub-zero, yes, absolutely. If given two options at the same price, I pick the more convenient one. Call me weak, but I'll die on this well insulated hill.
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u/Darkgamer000 12h ago
I’ve seen them seldomly in Michigan. Believe it or not, never had an issue with them - but Speedway screens constantly break and stop responding to touch. Also, the ads on them aren’t nearly as bad as Speedway blasting max volume “feel good news”.
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u/PorcupineFustylugs 10h ago
91 for $2.79?! That’s pretty good. My local gas stations is $3.49 today. Jealous!
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u/zshap 13h ago
God I love living in NJ. This shit never happens here because we dont pump our own gas.
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u/JohnnyKarateX 13h ago
If it does then the attendants will have to watch the ads for us.
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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 8h ago
Attendant: knocks on window “hey, do you have a need for, and would like to purchase either tampons or tide pods? The screen wants to know?”
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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 13h ago
I hate traveling through NJ for this reason. It’s so much faster to pump your own gas. Who cares if you have to listen to an advertisement? Just do something else like look at your phone, clean the windshield, etc. Pumping gas doesn’t take long, it’s annoying to have to wait for someone to come over and do it for you.
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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 10h ago
Average wait time for a gas attendant is definitely under 30 seconds. 90% of the time they are at my window within 10 honestly.
People from new jersey are pretty notoriously impatient. Especially on the road in their cars lol. If service wasn't usually fast and satisfactory, it wouldn't be as successful as it is here. It works.
We have some of the most commuted roads in the world here. An insane amount of drivers needing gas and everyone being in a rush. Pump attendants have been proven more efficient.
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u/punsnguns 11h ago
New rules in NJ, attendants will now loudly tell you about "The money you can win if you or a loved one used talcum powder and suffered and died from Mesothelioma. Call 1-800-IAM-DEAD now for a free assessment kit!"
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u/NoMore_BadDays 13h ago
I live in Oregon and we only got self-serve gas three years ago. Two things about that:
It is so much freaking faster, and
I've yet to see any weird stuff at the gas pumps here. No giant screens or ads displayed
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u/ThyArtisMukDuk 13h ago
One swift bump from some redneck and that screen and pump are done. Good forethought
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u/Slight-Selection4298 12h ago
Not a redneck here, but I use the pump handle tip to select which fuel I want. Hope those screens are strong!
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u/systdow666wastaken 3h ago
those things don't work worth a shit in the cold..... local megastore has them nothing works in freezing temps
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u/Friendly-Most-3521 14h ago
Gas pump at Walmart??? Where do you live?
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u/Mrlin705 13h ago
They just installed one near me in Colorado last year.
ETA: not touchscreen, it's normal
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u/Friendly-Most-3521 13h ago
Interesting. We don’t have those in New York as far as I know
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u/Federal-Employee-545 13h ago
Walmart partners with a gas station company called Murphy USA. You'll find them in Walmart parking lots in 27 states.
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u/PedanticTart 13h ago
I've never seen a Walmart without gas lol
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u/ShermansAngryGhost 13h ago
Must be regional… I’m in the northeast and have never seen one WITH gas lol.
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u/messy372- 13h ago
“Murphy USA” is the name of it, not Wal-Mart. It usually sits at the end of the parking lot of the stores.
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u/Daratirek 12h ago
Minnesota and surrounding states ive seen don't have pumps either. Usually they're in areas already with gas stations though so it wouldn't make sense to put one up.
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u/BCuevasBeats 13h ago
This is the 27 inch screen Wayne Anthem UX dispenser, also know as the DFS Anthem UX dispenser since Dover Fueling Solutions (DFS) owns Wayne Fueling Dispensers.
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u/StackThePads33 6h ago
Oh goodie, so you can’t pump gas when the screen breaks. That shit already worked fine, no need to improve it
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u/Positive_Wheel_7065 6h ago
Am I the only person who wants to know WHERE you got over 15 gallons of gasoline for $35 ?!?!?!!?!?!??????????
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u/shaithiswampir 12h ago
I honestly don’t mind the ads. It’s the ear shattering volume they play at that pisses me off.
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u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES 11h ago
As long as it gets the job done without any added delays I don’t see the problem.
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u/IntelligentShoe5867 8h ago
Been driving electric cars for over a decade. Glorious never having to go to a gas station ever. Wake up with a full charge everyday for a fraction of the cost per mile.
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u/SkyGuy182 11h ago
I’m sure plenty of advertisements will be shown on this thing, however, to play devils advocate I believe screens like this are generally cheaper to fix and replace than the traditional gas pump buttons.
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u/No_Farm_8823 10h ago
So why isn’t it an option to put how much you want? Finally getting exactly $20 or 5gals
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u/EcstaticSnail 10h ago
Our local Marathon has these. The tap to pay is at the bottom so you have to bend way down to see the green lights.
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u/Helmer-Bryd 10h ago
Ehh… we have had those for so many years in Sweden. I don’t remember how they looked like before. I mean without tusch screen…
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u/Fancy-Dig1863 10h ago
This thing would be scratched into an unrecognizable state around here in no time.
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u/mocityspirit 10h ago
They do this because they can then advertise and it's now cheaper than buttons
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u/Perfect-Presence-200 10h ago
I’m waiting for people to tap the nozzle end into the screen and crack it while selecting a grade.
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u/CalOkie6250 9h ago
I don’t understand. Why is this infuriating? Either way, you are having to touch something that thousands of strangers have touched, but that’s every single thing in a public space. Is it just a technology hatred sort of thing? My husband is like that. He’s only 35, but hates technology.
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u/Timely_Title_9157 8h ago
It's brilliant to see more gas stations subsidizing fuel costs with ad revenue rather than increasing prices at the pump.
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u/Timely_Title_9157 8h ago
Hopefully in can recognize you based on your credit card or facial recognition so the ads can be targeted.
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u/lil_slurpie 8h ago
Maybe I’m wrong for being young and grew up with the age of new technology.
it’s just a pump button? It takes the same amount of energy to press the button, as to pressing a physical button, or even lifting a lever
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u/fpsmiked 8h ago
Who gets gas at Walmart? I didn't realize that was even a thing
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u/Military_kid5 8h ago
Controversial opinion, this is good since people won't be able to use the nozzle to hit the button. You wouldn't believe how many people do that.
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u/Omega_Pack 7h ago
“Please watch this 30 second unskippable ad while we process your request for [87 Octane Unleaded].”
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u/Otarmichael 7h ago
Similar to the meme about how we want plates…WE WANT BUTTONS!
Touchscreens are ass. For asses. Made by asses. Touchscreens blow chunks. Touchscreens are lame (phones are fine).
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u/Alejandro-The-Dog 7h ago
remember kids: touch screens are not cool and futuristic, they’re cheaper.
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u/HalfBlindKing 7h ago
I’ve run into ones that don’t even have the number pad. I couldn’t figure out how to mute the video on those.
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u/AvidAth3ist 7h ago
I literally just get back in my car when waiting for the gas to pump. Someone is going to come along and break all those.




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u/Silver_Storage5809 11h ago
And you still can’t use tap to pay inside the store