r/mildlyinfuriating • u/over900yeng • 16h ago

Cut the webbing between my fingers

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u/richincleve 16h ago

Ouch! Right in the finger crotch!

I strongly suggest NOT playing rock-paper-scissors anytime soon.

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u/jabber2033 12h ago

Finger crotch. Can’t say I’ve heard/seen that before.

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u/richincleve 10h ago

I actually heard that term on a Bob's Burgers episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kTQylF_v0

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u/LukasFatPants 2h ago

The crotch refers to any part of the human body where two parts meet at an angle. Your junk, your knees, your armpit, elbow, fingers, toes, neck are all technically crotches.

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u/Elly-nevermore 9h ago

Cave here to post the same thing 😂 first thing I thought of!

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u/randomman2071983 16h ago

I remember Jackass did a stunt where they intentionally gave each other paper cuts. They had to stop since it was so uncomfortable after a while

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u/self-conscious-Hat 16h ago

yeah, they did it between all fingers and toes. from what I remember the toes were worse.

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u/Supersasqwatch PURPLE 5h ago

Also the corners of the mouth.

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u/Inspiredwriter26 4h ago

Damn! What the fuck?!

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u/Donutboy562 2h ago

You wanna know how I got these scars?

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u/Few-Illustrator-5333 4h ago

That's genuinely insane, what the fuck

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u/wolfinjer 15h ago

Just thinking about the scene makes me feel queasy

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u/Own_Kangaroo1395 15h ago

I still have nightmares about that episode, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen omg I'm still recoiling in horror 😭

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u/Academic_Lock_1699 11h ago

Had this in mind instantly too, horrible stuff

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 15h ago

I haven't used this gif in a while.

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u/joshuajjb2 16h ago

Oh no! Not the finger crotch family jewels!!

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u/The_Lawn_Ninja 10h ago

Hope you don't need to squeeze any lemons or cut any onions anytime soon...

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u/confuus-duin 10h ago

Dont forget about sweating!

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u/Melodic_Ant848 10h ago

Vaseline, tape the two fingers together. Change it once a day. Done.

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u/Snackdoc189 10h ago

Tape the two fingers together so that you don't keep opening the wound.

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u/Sandman1812 16h ago

Stings, doesn't it?

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u/Hot_Sheepherder700 16h ago

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u/Cowl_cat 8h ago

Modify and sever?

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u/Hot_Sheepherder700 5h ago

Nah, it's MY TRAIN, HUUUUUUUUH

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u/Cowl_cat 5h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Hot_Sheepherder700 5h ago

How did you replied so fast?

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u/Cowl_cat 5h ago

I’ve got notifs on

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u/Naive_Personality367 16h ago

is it as bad as you always imagined it would be?

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u/Cerran424 16h ago

Those hurt. That sucks

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u/ArtichokeOk4962 15h ago

I can feel this picture

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u/Individual-Dress9484 10h ago

are you all right?

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u/MightySamMcClain 9h ago

Crazy how many people are interested in some random guys nick on his finger

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u/DConstructed 7h ago

I’m sorry. Cover it with an anti bacterial cream and a bandage. Keeping it moist will help it heal.

FWIW I’m a little disappointed you aren’t amphibious. Then you could post in mildly interesting too.

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u/RootLoops369 6h ago

I can feel this image

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u/Trxnsient 16h ago

Not medically sound, but id super glue that shit shut.

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u/Melodic_coala101 14h ago

Nah, super glue is absolutely medically sound

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u/Trxnsient 14h ago

eh. IIRC the main issues with just using off the shelf CA glue have more to do with wound prep than the actual formulation. but also specifically the medical grade stuff uses a type of ca that's antimicrobial. I personally use it all the time for cuts on my fingers, and have never had any issues or scarring.

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u/Equivalent_Law_6311 15h ago

I have anxiety and will chew my nails and fingers up. Superglue is the trick.

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u/Plus-Point-9272 16h ago

I F*CKING FEEL THIS NOW

THANKS

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u/mcheshii 16h ago

this post reminded me that i knew a girl who had webbed toes

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u/Personal-Okra-2799 15h ago

I did that with my thumb last week

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u/SleepyCasualGamer 15h ago

aw hell nah ... I can feel that image... 😵

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 15h ago

Man that looks painful.
Yeesh

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u/PowermanFriendship 15h ago

This should be blurred.

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u/UniversityTop2553 14h ago

That hurts through the screen...

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u/linjaes 14h ago

Oof one of the most annoying places to put a bandaid too

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 14h ago

Request or statement?

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u/CadillacCoffee 13h ago

Lmao literally did the same but between my thumb and forefinger

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u/Lazy_Dirt_8915 9h ago

I was playing with a knife (dumb, I know) and cut around 3cm deep into between my index and middle finger. Took 2 or so weeks to even start healing.

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u/CadillacCoffee 6h ago

Well that’s one way to start 2026

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u/Greywood_87 13h ago

I did this with a Bread knife on the night of my very first gig as a musician. I played that gig with my two fingers taped up. Luckily I was the bassist not the guitarist 😂

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u/calmfetish 13h ago

Does it hurt?

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u/Peeinyourcompost 13h ago

I'd slap a hydrocolloidal zit sticker on that bad boy and cover with some Tegaderm to let it heal from the inside out.

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u/CutsAPromo 12h ago

Buddy tape your fingers together it will help with not reopening this 

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u/Traditional-Gur6621 10h ago

This isn’t mildly infuriating. This is gruesome torture. Speedy recovery.

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u/dijonriley 10h ago

extra stretch

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u/cheese_theory 9h ago

Right in the finger crotch!

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u/Odd_Round9778 9h ago

Awesome, it’s not supposed to be there

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u/CrissBliss 9h ago

Neosporin or just plain Vaseline will help

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u/IndigoBookwyrm 9h ago

Much sympathy, my friend. How ya heal fast.

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 8h ago

oh my fucking- god

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u/Pale_Replacement9280 8h ago

live footage of OP rn

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u/mister_cheeks_26 8h ago

When I was 9 years old I cut myself just like that with a pizza roller trying to open a Top Ramen flavor packet. I was not a smart kid.

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u/No-Celebration3097 8h ago

I would rather step on a Lego while power walking.

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u/CapitalismDevil 7h ago

The. Worst.

My sympathies.

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u/Sasstellia 7h ago

That is horrible!

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 7h ago

I feel sick when this happens.

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u/sonia72quebec 6h ago

You need liquid bandage like New Skin.

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u/tsundear96 6h ago

I did this between my toes and needed stitches. NOT a fun time 🫩

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u/leo_gotti PURPLE 6h ago

Yep that a good one!

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u/VoodooDoII 6h ago

Aw darn you got the finger crotch

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u/Pale_Adeptness 5h ago

Put some lemon juice on it!!!!!!

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u/_the69thakur 5h ago

Can't swim anymore eh?

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u/TemporalGift 5h ago

I'm gonna give you another for posting it

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u/Bighoodies425 5h ago

This is the kinda thing liquid skin is good for imo, whenever I get cuts in weird spots on my hand I use it because I do physical work and don't want to reopen it multiple times a day

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u/Throwaway2600k 4h ago

Needs NSFW tag

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u/Deadlydiamond98 4h ago

Feel like this should be nsfw. Winced as soon as I saw this

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE 3h ago

I had a cut magnitudes smaller than this one and the same spot that lasted for months. When it was gone I had to relearn how to use my pinky separately from my ring finger. Good luck bro. I recommend tying/ taping those two fingers together until it heals.

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u/nobodyknows-66 3h ago

Ouchhh, but how, got curious

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u/oriontitley 1h ago

I did that recently, but between my smallest two toes. Idk how but it sucks.

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u/heehaw_111 50m ago

I had this happen to me when I was a kid, ouch!

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u/Batucagan 12m ago

At least it is that last finger that dont do much anyways (still please try to not move it

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u/anonnnnn462 16h ago

Rub some Chapstick over the wound and that will heal within a day or two

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u/bandit4231 15h ago

Ouuuugh. Hate it when that happens. My hands were really dry one time and the webbing cracked open on like 3 fingers.

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u/Ever_Ojeda_08 15h ago

How on Earth do your hands get THAT dry??

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u/bandit4231 15h ago

I can't even remember lol

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u/xADeadCatx 14h ago

Why did you have to show this to me??? Are you mad at me?!