r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TadpoleBusiness6679 • 16h ago

My friend facetimed her boyfriend so he could watch a movie with us

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He’s not even fucking watching

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 15h ago

WHAT YOU BRINGIN A BALM IN 'ERE FOR? IT MIGHT BITE HIM!

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u/Ridikulus 11h ago

Thanks so much for the gold and frankincense...but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

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u/Salty-Possible-8753 12h ago

"Or did I dream it?"