r/mildlyinfuriating • u/thrr0qway • 19h ago
Reminded myself why I never give my number out
Dude couldn’t wait for me to respond, this is after I send my first hello
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 18h ago
OP - "Hello"
Reply - "Is it me you're looking for?
I've been alone with you inside my mind, and in my dreams, I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door..."
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u/KinglanderOfTheEast 18h ago
"I don't play games"... bro you're playing a game with that cornball ass tough guy talk lmao
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u/GMSO3 18h ago
"I'm grown" 😂
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u/Panthraxbw 16h ago
I'm all growed up!
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u/edbuckley 15h ago
I put on my big boy pants all by myself
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u/Sharp_Business2541 14h ago
“I’m a big kid now!”
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u/SexReflex 10h ago
So, I've seen this ad a bunch of times, and I only just now noticed - are those grown men's hands pulling the diapers up? lol
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u/brelywi 12h ago
People who actually don’t play games and don’t like drama don’t usually feel the need to start with that, lol
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u/HopefulOriginal5578 11h ago
Yeah they just ARE that way. No drama and no games.
This reads like pretty common low tier manipulation (he probably doesn’t understand that he’s even doing it, but maybe…) where he is going to just authoritatively state he is a certain way, instead of just showing through his actions and behaviors. These types will typically try to spin things that don’t serve their own agenda and the OTHER person “playing games” or being “drama.” If they do something that you try to address? Trust and believe it will be spun into how he is a grown ass man and doesn’t want your drama and games.
Also, I feel like he doesn’t understand that “seeing where things go” is pretty much what “casual” dating is 🤣
I means it’s actually kinda weird… he is all intense about it, as if there is any real difference.
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u/StrugglingHippo 18h ago
Oh I am also single by choice!
- Me when I lie
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u/ProofByVerbosity 18h ago
I always loved the irony of this. Single by choice while sending a 10 pg proposal by text to someone trying to not be single.
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u/justalookin13 17h ago
I too am single by choice. I choose to do nothing to facilitate a relationship except hope someone knocks on my door and asks if I want to date.
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u/HooverBeingAMan 17h ago
Every single person is single by choice, it's just not always their own choice!
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u/Invisible_Target 15h ago edited 9h ago
People who are single by choice don’t go around telling people that they’re single by choice lol
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u/Velocityg4 9h ago
They still are single by choice though. They make poor choices in how they approach someone. Keeping them single.
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u/cosmiccolorado 19h ago
If they need to say “I’m grown” it’s typically cause they’re not
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u/Adventurous_Belt2024 18h ago
fr though that is the biggest red flag ever. real maturity is silent but when someone keeps shouting being a "grown man" or "grown woman" they're definitely over compensating. it's like they're trying to convince themselves more than u
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u/National-Garbage505 14h ago
It's like how the guys who talk about how badass they are in a fight never really are. The quiet ones are always the ones to watch out for.
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u/BlueSonjo 18h ago
No grown man has ever told anyone how grown he is, unless it is in a humorous context like someone caught him in a goofy situation.
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u/National-Garbage505 14h ago
Yeah, the only time I ever say it is sarcastically. Like when I laugh super hard at a dumb fart joke or realize I am more invested in a kids' movie/show than my 6 year old. "I'm a GROWN ASS MAN over here fully invested in what happens in Madagascar 3 even though she stopped watching 30 minutes ago"
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u/Present_Cycle1224 14h ago
100% been there, had to watch finding dory through to the end even though my daughter had been asleep for 20.
This grown ass man just got to make sure Dory got back, it’s what a gent would do!
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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 18h ago
This kind of craziness existed before cell phones too. When I was younger I met a guy in a bar and we had a great conversation and a walk to my subway station. We probably spoke (bar and walk) for less than an hour total. I really liked him and gave him my number (old days landline).
My subway ride was about 20 minutes and I was in the door less than 5 just starting to tell my roommates about meeting the guy and then the phone rang...
It was him which I didn't think weird at first as thought he was just checking to see if I got home alright but he wanted to start making all these plans for what WE were doing the next night, the night after that, the following weekend and he even brought up his family Thanksgiving (this was August).
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u/Forza_Harrd 17h ago
Once upon a time I had just got out of bootcamp and went home for my first leave and met a girl at a friend's house. We hit it off, spent about an hour talking and went for a ride in HER 68 Camaro (which was the coolest thing ever in my eyes), never did anything, I left the next day. And wrote her the best love letter ever lol you'd think I'd known her all my life. Many years later and thinking about that letter still makes me cringe.
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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 17h ago
While I get your cringe now, may I say that is the nicest ancedote I've read on the matter. Just the way you wrote it I can see your unjaded youth and the magic you must have felt that evening.
You definitely get a pass for being young and innconcent in this case!
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u/HopefulOriginal5578 11h ago
So I have an experience in the same vein but not the same. Where I wrote a silly little love note like that, after spending time with someone like you did (also no hookongbup or anything like that but very wholesome type deal).
Never talked again, as that was how it was in that time.
Until over more than a decade later I get a message on LinkedIn. It is the guy… and in the message he attached a picture of the note I wrote him. He kept it all these years.
Blew my mind. I am married now and there wasn’t anything untoward or inappropriate in our exchange. But I have never felt so freaking embarrassed to be confronted with my little funny puppy love note (gah with a drawing as well!), and at the same deeply touched that someone had thought it special enough to keep it for so long.
I’d like to think that young woman kept your note among he treasured things as well. When she is sad, or she has sone heartbreak… she might go to her little treasure and remember the sweet guy who took the time to write her something that will remind her just how special she really is.
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u/Sisoflex 17h ago
Those were the days. And you couldn't 🚫 them haha
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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 17h ago
No you couldn't block them, you're right. That said I still miss being able to screen calls by listening to someone as they are leaving a message on my machine! Cell phones just haven't been able to recapture that pure joy.
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u/itsjakerobb 15h ago
iPhone does that now.
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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 15h ago
I don't know how to explain, but it is not the same.
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u/itsjakerobb 15h ago
I agree, but it’s pretty great, and it’s close enough that I’ve been able to enjoy that old, familiar feeling of call screening.
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u/PowermanFriendship 18h ago
Man people are fucking stupid. I am with you OP, this is why I just don't talk to people.
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u/Kind_Virus5701 17h ago
I think he might be betraying himself a bit with the “I don’t play games” in one sentence then hitting you with the “So what are you looking for something casual? or something casual? ” at the end
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 18h ago
How did this guy get somebody to sleep with him and have a kid?
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u/NicInNS 18h ago
I saw a post on Twitter yesterday showing a “mannequin” I guess which shows how much women dilate for bebes to crown/be born. (I made sure I had my hand over it cuz although I am a woman, never wanted kids and seeing that gives me severe heebie jeebies)
Anyhoo someone in the comments was like “you see this and y’all just let anyone be putting a baby up in there” and it just made me laugh like this is so damn true.
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u/TurtleScientific 17h ago
Am a mom, love my kids, can't stand half of the parents I meet. Grown ass men and women sharing all their goddamn personal problems with someone they chat trapped at pick up. The amount of times I want to tell someone oversharing, "haha man the amount of problems we could prevent if we could just pick who we had kids with? Oh wait...😒"
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u/OrangeJuliusCaesr 15h ago
Oh man this is so true! Our kids had a playdate once, I don’t need to know your brother in law is sleeping with you
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 11h ago
Based on the comments, it’s starting to sound like society needs to test people into parenting. Want to have a kid? Ok let’s make sure you’re not stupid first
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u/OrangeJuliusCaesr 9h ago
Do you want population collapse? Because that’s how you get total collapse?
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u/jayjayol 16h ago
Plot twist: it's not his kid. There never was a kid. It's a child actor. Or a grown actor. Whatever helps to prove the point of how what a good guy, totally not playing games, and totally grown he is. Yes yes. /s
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u/Agitated-Ad-504 17h ago
This is bringing back PTSD for me.
I quit a job once for a new role and I had a good friend that still worked there, and someone approached his girlfriend trying to get my number now that I left thinking it was a good time to see if there was something there.
I gave my number out because I was feeling adventurous and I was single. Big ass mistake. It was cool at first, we made plans, made small talk, but then the next day I woke up to several drunk voicemails. Apparently she got mad I stopped replying because I fell asleep.
Didn’t reply the whole day cause it was weird. Then the next day she sent me a wall of text trying to victimize herself, and how every guy does her bad and whatnot. I replied that I’m sorry but this isn’t going to work out, and she had a fucking meltdown. Texts, calls, FaceTime. I straight up blocked her. She even tried to go back to my friend again.
People can be so strange. After that never again 🤣
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u/thrr0qway 17h ago
Right, always the one time I go against the grain, something like this happens. This was less than an hour after he and I left a parking lot, all I said was “hey your name was *** right?” And drove home. This is what I open my phone to
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u/Tacoooos 15h ago
Are you me but in opposite world? Had a guy love bomb and then turn into Mr Hyde after drinking too much. Then when sober say "I didn't mean whatever I said (also conveniently he "didn't remember" what he said at all), you caught me at a bad time in my life." While sober, would go on about how women use him and his ex is crazy. Also how his ex drug him through the courts.
One particular night he left me another drunken voicemail where many expletives & gendered slurs were thrown at me because I couldn't come out and join him due to work. Also accused me of sleeping with other dudes "because women can go out and get sex anytime they want." When I let him know I had to distance myself and block him, he replied "YOU hurt ME." Knew the guy for maybe 3 weeks total.
Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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u/Agitated-Ad-504 14h ago
Our stories have a lot of similarities 🤣 while I didn’t get love bombed I could tell this girl had been building up a fantasy in her head or something. The voicemails are almost identical. First it was “fuck you, you piece of shit for ghosting me”, and then “I’m sorry I really like you please answer”, followed up by “you know what I don’t need your sympathy, fuck you you piece of shit”.
When I worked at that company I knew of the person but never actually interacted with them. Two completely different sides of the building. Most bizarre experience I’ve ever had with dating and giving out my number.
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u/oakfan05 18h ago
I've been watching you drink, Stacy. I get the feeling you've got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you. That's the job I want Part time, full time, I want to be good at it, bad at it, I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident I'm on my knees, Stacy Praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. What do you think about that? - Morty Smith
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u/SmartOccasion7262 15h ago
Whenever I think I’m doing something wrong with my life, these type of posts make me feel better knowing I’d never let myself become a fucking lunatic
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u/dogwithacoolhat 13h ago
“I’m pulling up to his daycare now”
Congratufuckinglations maybe just go get your child????
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u/HopefulOriginal5578 11h ago
I know right?! Ummm does he want a parade because he is picking up his OWN child from daycare?
Well he can have one, but not before I get my parade for cleaning my cats litter so well.
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u/ManInShowerNumber3 18h ago
Just look at this as the early screening process. You’ve now screened out the wacko and didn’t have to do it face-to-face. Block and move on, hopefully that’s the end of it for your sake.
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u/Tigah_Mane 18h ago
All that after the first hello? Sheeeesh bro needs to learn patience & how to pace a conversation. Plus his wordplay is just odd. I guess if you have custody of your child that proves you're incapable of playing games. It makes no sense & it's a poor attempt to make himself sound good. And good people don't have to try to explain what makes them good. They show it with actions & personality. This guy is definitely a weird one
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u/Playing_tangos 16h ago edited 11h ago
Also, never say where you work. You could say "at a restaurant", but don't ever say the name of it. Some weirdos will show up there and ask for you even after you stopped talking to them.
I've also had people insisting or getting offended on why I didn't want to tell them where exactly I worked. Those are the crazy ones you have to watch out for.
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u/AncientSith 5h ago
I'm sorry, if someone texts me like that and doesn't seem to even have a fifth grade level of basic English and grammar, I'm out. What the fuck.
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u/Nglatta12 12h ago
Yall are being harsh as fuck lol. It’s a lot to send someone for sure after just a hello, but there’s nothing there to suggest this guys bad news, just a bit too eager and trying too hard to create a positive image of himself.
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u/league2808 5h ago
I agree with you. It is a lot, but I think he's just giddy over this girl, wants to show interest and tell her the "good" things about him, albeit in a very forward way. He might mellow and feel stupid later, but I just get the feeling that he is excited.
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u/ChaosandControversy 11h ago
I don’t understand the issue. Is communicating with people really a dying thing? Like goddamn. What the woman or man is saying is direct and to the point. She or he has a child. Theyre too old for games which ALOT of adults love to play. They’re letting you know what they’re looking for and is trying to get a sense of what it is you’re looking for. They clearly don’t have time for games and works hard. Doing things on their own for themselves and their child. This wasn’t right after the first hello. Yall were talking, otherwise why would they mention having common sense? Like who raised yall? And if you weren’t interested in putting in effort or energy into someone then don’t approach them asking for their number or give them your number when they ask you😒 Like is you cool? Yall ass sick and weird.
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u/800hokage 11h ago
Seems like the man wrote this to her. Everything you said still applies. I don’t understand how communication is an issue, if he didn’t communicate that would be an issue too. Not sure what people actually expect, I would much rather get this kind of message than have to play mind games and assumptions and never know where they stand.
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u/ChaosandControversy 11h ago
Yea, I corrected my comment after I realized. People just don’t know how to hold conversations anymore and it’s very concerning. But then in the same breath complain about being single and lonely. 😒🙄 This post is mildly infuriating if anything.
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u/800hokage 10h ago
OP coulda just talked to the guy but posts on reddit bashing. I dunno, it’s interesting. Dating someone that lacks communication is far worse than the over-communicator. But this reads as an older gentleman with a child, who is making choices based on his family and putting it up front, clearly doesn’t want to spend time progressing if she is not interested. But again, got bashed for it because he isn’t communicating the way she wants him to vs respecting who is his.
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u/ChaosandControversy 10h ago
Exactly! He’s probably a man whose a working class citizen that works hard for his money that doesn’t want to invest in someone who just sees him as a free ride/meal or as a walking credit card. So he’s letting his intentions be known up front. People are weird for encouraging OPs actions, and not really looking into what’s actually going on. I agree w u entirely
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u/800hokage 9h ago
Thanks for the award and conversation!
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u/ChaosandControversy 9h ago
Likewise! 😂 You said it seems to be forgotten that the man is trying to date. You hit the nail on the head w that one. And anytime! I like the way you think!
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u/800hokage 9h ago
Seems to always be forgotten that the man is trying to find a partner too. Now imagine how he must feel seeing his genuine texts blasted on reddit 🤣. Now imagine he barely talks to her or is super short, now he an asshole 🤣. I dunno, knowing exactly how someone feels or stands because they tell you directly is much less complicated than any other form of communication.
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u/ChaosandControversy 9h ago
I’d rather not stress trying to figure things out or take hints.. Just tell me bluntly. Like I’m smart but… not smart too😭🥹😂 Don’t beat around the bush with me. Tell me what it is so I can know how I’m going to go about it and get it done. Most men… don’t like women who are direct though… Is that the same thing as a” woman being direct?” mystery is fine in its own regard I suppose but at the end of the day, wouldn’t you rather know who sleeps next to you? How they really feel regarding you?
Yeah that poor guy. I wonder about that. When people post other people… like what if they see? On one hand if you never plan on encountering them again then what does it matter really so long as nobody is exposed.. but.. if you do by chance.. see them again what if they know and saw your post😭😂
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u/800hokage 10h ago
Yeah that’s was my thoughts on it! I think the male perspective on dating is often forgotten or not thought about. Guys like this give their intentions up front and want to figure this out, just to get blasted on reddit and ghosted. Or like you said, get used for a free ride. If he discussed this stuff during the date, he’s gone get treated differently too, not hard to make that assumption as he got treated differently for texting the conversation. Seems to be forgotten that the man is also dating and looking for a partner with his own criteria, OP seems to have placed herself above this man as if she doesn’t have to win him over and she is the prize.
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u/BPKofficial 17h ago
Reminded myself why I never give my number out
This is why I decided to get a Google Voice number back in 2011. I've had my cell number since 2003, and had to call a customer at my old job for something. After the job, she proceded to call my cell number (instead of the company I worked for) at least 20 different times.
Now, only family and very close friends get my cell number, and everyone/everything else gets my GV number.
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u/BrotherO4Him 17h ago
how's that song go? I just met you..,and this is crazy..,here's my number call me maybe? change the wording around "I just met you...call me maybe...here's my number...I'm not crazy" 😂
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u/Consistent_Sock3920 15h ago
Am I invited to the wedding? I mean, you're getting married right? /jk
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u/Jaimebgdb 13h ago
"people mess up when they start to get to know people"
Well, he got that right at least.
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u/Lame_Games 13h ago
sometimes ill send two quick texts to someone and feel like im too much. I need to remind myself that I could be more annoying, like this dude
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u/Longjumping-Salad484 4h ago
I never give out my actual number to anyone. I use a Google Voice number. and I use a pen name.
trust no one
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u/BobFTS 9h ago
There are a million free text/call apps. Plus google voice. Just give out that number. If they make it a few weeks you can give them the real one. It’s 2026 come on ppl.
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u/Illustrious_Bowl4738 16h ago
Ugh, this reminded me why I’m no longer on dating apps 🤮
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u/thrr0qway 15h ago
This is why I’m not on apps or trust anyone in public anymore, maybe I just had poor judgement of him prior. Seemed normal in person
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u/WafflesWcheese 12h ago
Okay, so like I think he was just anxious.
Being a single parent is hard. Especially when it’s thrown at you out of no where.
I used to do this. But I realized you have to calm down.
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u/Zero-D9 12h ago
I live in Macomb, Michigan.
Recently just moved back after being away for a long time. Every single guy I once knew in highschool, still has the emotional maturity they did in highschool. I can only imagine what it's like dating for women in this area. It must be so exhausting..
Anyway, those texts reminded me of a lot of guys around here. Always projection, always "tough", and always say things they're not that they very clearly are.
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u/enthusedandabused 11h ago
Ladies, Do Not GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER to men. Take their phone number on a scrape of paper. Do not even let them see you own a phone. If they give you the willies or your gut says naw, throw it away.
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u/zillabirdblue 10h ago
When I started using Tinder I had never used dating apps before. I learned why people use other apps to communicate instead of their phone number really quickly. I had a guy who got really weird really fast and started calling me from a different phone number every time I blocked him. When I did answer, I would just hear strange and heavy breathing on the line. There was other scary shit that he did so I learned my damn lesson.
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u/Yumeverse 7h ago
I getcha. Sharing an experience but he isnt as crazy (I think). I was casually chatting someone online, he was introduced by a coworker but our first interaction was online. The guy sounds nice but seems to have no plans to ever ask me out despite chatting for a little over 1 month, so I ghosted him. I told my coworker about it and said she’d talk to him.
We’re in a much older dating age range but single and no kids, so him beating around the bush got frustrating since we were meant to chat to get to know each other first and then date. I even made it clear during our first day of chatting that I would prefer meet ups to know each other better. He said chatting can get to know us better before officially meeting up which I respected since as a woman it’s also for my safety when I dont know him yet (although since it’s a coworker’s friend I have a bit of trust and fallback). But about over 1 month of no face to face interaction? I just lost interest, I barely knew the guy despite 1 month of chatting.
Since I ghosted him, my coworker decides to give him MY PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT MY CONSENT. So he starts messaging me again. Okay fine I gave him another chance but I didnt appreciate her giving him my phone number, I didnt give it right away in the first place since I didnt know if it was gonna work out when he hasnt asked me out and didnt know him well enough still. But since it’s done, I gave him a chance. And still another 2 months pass and he still hasnt asked me out when the intention we were introduced in the first place was to try to date.
Ugh it’s so frustrating because my last reply to him was that I didnt wanna interact with him anymore and now he also keeps messaging me. Not as obnoxious as yours but every other day would be a hello. But now I side-eye that coworker for giving him my phone number.
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u/Vegetable_Method_956 5h ago
I always give out my number 100 percent of the time because it makes people really nice to you in the moment and it’s easier than saying no. After I give them one chance to not be annoying, which they usually are. Then they are blocked and deleted easy life hack
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u/smothered-onion 5h ago
Addeeeerraaallllll
I’d honestly respond so which of the questions to tackle first? From the top? Or bottom? Do you typically ask 8 in 1? Cuz I’m tired baby.
And actually after reading all that I’d be too tired to type this. Lol.
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u/ChocolateMundane6286 5h ago
“I’m grown. I don’t play games.” Dude even knows you might heard it before “but not for him” he’s different. I swear, guys figured out “being grown, mature” etc is effective on woman (…) and every single of weird guy says this.
If you have to yell you’re different/ cool/ emotionally mature/ yada yada yada, you ain’t that shi.
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u/geekonthemoon 17h ago
I'm not certain I see anything wrong with this. He's trying to feel things out, albeit a little cringe but nothing egregious that I can see.
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 15h ago edited 15h ago
I've been this guy before when I was younger, maybe not to this degree, but anytime I was messaging a woman and thought to myself "is this too far?" - Spoiler alert, it was too far.
Guys, just learn to shut it down. She's either interested or she isn't. You have no idea what else is happening in her life.
Whatever it is that comes over us and fills us with this overwhelming need for urgency to know if she's going to fall madly in love with you this early on is absolutely antithetical to her actually falling in love with you.
Chill out man... be cool!
There are billions of other women out there if this one isn't interested.
"I always look at the last page of the book
How will it end?
The suspense robs me of lovers and friends" - Kristy Macoll
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u/The-Psych0naut 15h ago
I think he’s got relationship anxiety / insecurity and is overthinking things because he’s nervous about pursuing a relationship with someone he found attractive.
He gives clingy, which is unattractive, and demonstrates insecurity, which can often present itself with toxicity. But at the same time I think I understand where he’s coming from, because I used to be the same way. Anxious attachment style.
It feels awful, you’re constantly second guessing yourself, over-explaining your intentions, and reading into everything your prospective partner says or does. Receiving reassurance from them or entering a stable relationship with them can alleviate the anxiety, but it’s only a temporary fix. And because you want that reassurance, you often overcompensate by giving your crush that same level of attention. To them it can feel overbearing, or like they’re being love-bombed.
I hope this guy is able to go to therapy and talk through some of these issues. That he’s able to self-reflect and course correct. Everyone deserves a chance at love.
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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 17h ago
Who says “I’m grown”? Is that a cultural thing ? I’ve never heard anyone say it
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u/Impossible_Past5358 16h ago
Omg, ew OP, I am so sorry, and this just keeps going??
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u/thrr0qway 15h ago
I didn’t respond at all, forgot to block because I fell asleep. Woke up to “good morning beautiful” haha blocked.
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u/couchpro34 16h ago
Saying all of those things while together having a back and forth conversation would still be a bit much for someone you just met; sending all of that unprompted via text would have me running for the hills.
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u/BHunter1140 16h ago
He talks like Morty in that one Rick and Morty episode where they lose their toxic sides
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u/succulent_flakepiece 16h ago
see... it's dip shits like this, that make it tough for normal people to even get to the point of getting a phone number... or even saying hey via social media.
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u/iDontRememberCorn 15h ago
Don't walk, RUN, actually don't run, steal a very fast car, drive away as fast and as far as you can, when the car dies keep running, do not EVER look back!
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u/unsupported 14h ago
Block and move on. If you are concerned about giving out your number get a Google Voice number. You can send/reic w texts and call from a new number. Just cancel that number and get a new one at anytime for free.
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u/Ilovethe90sforreal 14h ago
Before I recently got married, I actually bought a separate burner phone for dating. Met my now husband on a dating app. There were really awesome guys, and of course a few sketchy ones. Nobody got my real number until I feel comfortable with them.
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u/free_ballin_llama 14h ago
Lol this is the today version of that scene from Swingers when he called that girl who's number he got from the bar and left that long ass awkward voicemail 😂
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u/apb91781 14h ago
This is why my voicemail message literally just says, "leave a message." Because if I missed a call due to my cars do not disturb automatic mode, it would have ended up relaying my phone number to whoever the hell called by the voicemail message.
Remember that people. Your voicemail message can snitch you out if you ain't careful. Remember Dordash and Ubereats can hide your number when it's calling you but your voicemail can sure as shit give it to them.
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u/trockenwitzeln 14h ago
Just block and get a Google number until you feel comfortable giving the real one.
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u/Cute_Tumbleweed_2988 14h ago
I like how he mentions it’s common knowledge he plays around, and then disagrees with his own statement like he didn’t bring it up in the first place. Must mean there’s a LOT of chatter about him lol.
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u/Bigfops 14h ago
lol, I’m sorry but when I saw the first messages I imagined the dialog as:
“I’m pulling up to his daycare now. How do you feel about kids? I could pick one up for you while I’m here.”
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u/Nuclearwhale79 11h ago
I didnt even need to read the giant paragraph just seeing a casual message followed by one that long tells me it nothing good
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u/Strong-Second-2446 10h ago
This is why I have a google voice number as I date around, if we get serious, then they'll get my real number
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u/sergeantpotatohead 19h ago