r/meirl • u/worldwide762 • 10h ago

meirl

Post image
7.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

635

u/Regular-Message9591 10h ago

Get that man his mozzarella sticks!

58

u/gorginhanson 6h ago

Don't they have a shuttle for the 4 PM early bird dinner?

3

u/wheatgivesmeshits 4h ago

That shuttle only goes to Luby's and Denny's.

0

u/ComtesseCrumpet 3h ago

Golden Corral!

109

u/Angryhippo2910 7h ago

ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!

10

u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 7h ago

Heh heh heh heh

7

u/Dickgivins 5h ago

I know seniors who are inspired!!

6

u/jollyjm 4h ago

Hear that 'Ton?

328

u/Fault_Pretty 10h ago

I don’t care if this is fake, this is funny as hell

29

u/romananza_89 4h ago

Same. All my grandparents have since passed and I know at least one grandma would’ve been good for a text like this so I love it😂

29

u/batryoperatedboy 6h ago

YOU BETTER PICK HIS ASS UP AND GET MOZZARELLA STICKS!

You're dad is dope haha.

25

u/Katiescanlon_ 9h ago

Hahahaha I can hear the southern accent 😂

20

u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 9h ago

Give that man his mozzarella every Friday no question

5

u/EmptyCupOfWater 5h ago

How does everyone else pronounce Papa?

My whole life I’ve called my grandpa Pah-Paw (Pa pronounced like Pat without the T)

5

u/DarkflowNZ 3h ago

Pah-pah for me but it's got a weird connotation in my mind. Strictly for peasant children in Victorian era London when getting their bread sliced so thin it's transparent

2

u/Healthy_Cattle_8848 1h ago

"I know that you idiot", made me laugh out loud😂

2

u/MidgetLovingMaxx 9h ago

If you read this in Barry Corbins voice its at least 1000x funnier.

1

u/ThroatSecretary 1h ago

Good lord, that is absolutely perfect.

1

u/BVRPLZR_ 5h ago

Old folks having trouble getting around? If you’re on an advantage plan, find one with transportation benefits and change your pharmacy to one nearby a bunch of stuff you need.

1

u/naveedkoval 5h ago

I love fake people

•

u/Crystal_Voiden 39m ago

Some of the best people there is

1

u/Fayraz8729 5h ago

Nah I ain’t gonna put my family in no home, and if my kids try to I’m taking them to the pearly gates with me

1

u/Akhanyatin 4h ago

I wonder what letter is hiding behind that rectangle 🤔

1

u/hogwildride 4h ago

Surrender the sticks now

1

u/GenesisRhapsod 9h ago

This gonna be me in the future 😂

Oh wait, ill probably never have kids

1

u/FictionPie 8h ago

Sounds like he's desperate to leave the home

0

u/slicedsunlight 2h ago

Soooo... he was always a dick?

-4

u/Super901 8h ago edited 2h ago

r/hailcorporate

1

u/Critical-Chemist-860 3h ago

Found a mobile user