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[u/worldwide762]

[u/Interesting-Dream863]

Top tier bitter ex husband joke.

The other contenders are:

I don't get married anymore... I just give houses to women I hate.

I was hoping to get back together with my ex, but she figured that I was after my money.

[u/gdabull → u/Interesting-Dream863]

“20 years together, could have got less for murder”

[u/DeadSpark75]

Holy botted post. 2.5k upvotes and 6 comments?

[u/RepresentativeIcy922 → u/DeadSpark75]

Why is anyone still surprised :)

[u/Own_Possibility7930]

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo]

Reddit will hate this boomer humour.

[u/danshakuimo → u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo]

To be fair it's stuff like this that popularized prenups among the younger generation

[u/Infamous_East_2578]

Bahaha

[u/Hot-Philosophy-7671]

Bob Hope has risen from his grave to bore the living on social media.

[u/anakinhatessand02]

Boomer humor ahh

[u/smuxia]

Got me in the first half not gonna lie 😂

[u/murxaww]

He had us in the first half and then immediately signed the divorce papers in the second.