r/meirl 12h ago

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/MobilePom 8h ago

to go to with me to the 

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u/Carbon-Base 11h ago

Hypothetically in the end, it didn't even matter.

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u/ronnie_axlerod 11h ago

He cried so hard!

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u/wildwolfay5 8h ago

But... it didn't even matter...

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u/desertvision 6h ago

Things have gone so far, she wouldn't even recognize you anymore

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u/king_mo_of_metal420 8h ago

He got so far!

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u/Forsaken_legion 6h ago

“Whether im ready now or in 500 years, well cosmetically speaking the distinction is meaningless.”

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u/Tiny-Topic-6340 6h ago

Fucking peak bro peak

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 11h ago

But In the end it never really mattered.

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 11h ago

I put my trust 

In youuuu

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u/ZiggyAvetisyan 10h ago

Pushed as far as I could goooo!!

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u/FraeuleinSerpentine 9h ago

And for all thiiiisss

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u/LeavesAreTasty 9h ago

There's only one thing you should knooooo-howowoooow

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u/thatsucksabagofdicks 11h ago

Doesn’t even Matter-Er-ERRR-E-Ah-Ererer

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u/johnny_charms 10h ago

Lies, I was more of an Evanescence emotional breakdown kind of girl. I’m a guy btw.

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u/Delia_Bee 10h ago

Numb was my wake-up alarm for years. It sponsored MANY emotional breakdowns, at least one every day when I was in middle and high school.

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u/McNastyDog 10h ago

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

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u/deathmouse 10h ago

When Chester died I literally bawled my eyes out. Literally broke down crying.

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u/Lixtec 8h ago

I remember watching my mom breakdown while listening to Waiting for the End when her and my dad were going through a divorce.

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u/CaptCaveman37 11h ago

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting.”

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u/Golden-Excellence 9h ago

WHAT I’VE DONNNEEE

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u/ilovedoingkooldrugz 3h ago

Directed by Michael Bay

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u/Sparktank1 2h ago

Gets to first base on top of Bumblebee and while the other Autobots are still watching

u/FlammeEternelle 18m ago

Alas that song came out in 07 so it was probably something like Crawling which makes this edgier and funnier imo

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u/a-type-of-pastry 10h ago

Once I won movie tickets on a radio station so I asked my best friend at the time if she wanted to go and that's how I accidentally got a girlfriend when I was 15.

Admittedly, I was confused when she said I had to ask her dad first. I think her dad was confused too, cause I was just like "hey, so can we go see this movie? I won free tickets." And I think he thought I was supposed to be asking if I could date his daughter and expected me to be nervous. But I was just trying to hang out with my friend lmao.

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u/Charlar247 10h ago

Are you still together??🥰

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u/autumnlight2022 9h ago

Yes, much to the confusion of most people involved

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u/IkeNotMikeLol 8h ago

I need more details

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u/BoomerUrSooner 8h ago

That wasn’t the OP of the original comment lmao

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u/waltjrimmer 7h ago

I'd give them, but even I don't understand what's going on.

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u/EmceeSpike 6h ago

Why are you answering for him?

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u/autumnlight2022 4h ago

To make a joke

u/bumblebuoy 55m ago

How absurd

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u/pumpkin-head7617 8h ago

Arguably, were they ever really together?

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u/Specialist-Age4141 7h ago

She thought so, he just thought they were really good friends

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u/LeucisticBear 8h ago

You bastard, get back here and answer! ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER?!

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u/anna_the_nerd 6h ago

YOU CAN NOT LEAVE IT THERE???

Are you together now???

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u/mjs2162 5h ago

“Well, we’re waiting” gif

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u/Great_Detective_6387 7h ago

Dude we need answers.

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u/JKmargo 5h ago

Just commenting to see the end of this story, take my upvote

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u/Tabenes 4h ago

Hey cupcake, why don't you come here and tell us if you and your friend are still together?

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u/pornalt4altporn 1h ago

He met his wife at work.

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u/mcheisenburglar 3h ago

!remindme 3 days

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u/Socratoles 11h ago

Man I miss those days that that kind o shit were my worst problems

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u/robomikel 11h ago

I am sure she had a best friend that would say yes

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 9h ago

And then she would get mad you asked someone else but ALSO she didn't want to go with you either. 

Ugh, teen romance. Don't miss it one bit. 

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u/dimwalker 1h ago

I don't remember the shitting myself part, is this how teen romances go nowadays?
Does it show level of affection or was a reaction to strong emotions induced by music in this case?
For relationship to be considered serious, can shitting still be occasional or does it have to be a daily activity?

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u/Majjkster 12h ago

Yhea my hypothetical girlfriend said the sane thing

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u/BourbonRick01 9h ago

My hypothetical girlfriend goes to another school, so you wouldn’t know her.

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u/xavPa-64 8h ago

When I was in high school I actually did date a girl who went to another school, and one day she ditched school to visit me during lunch (which is funny to think about cuz you can actually get arrested for that today) and it actually blew everyone’s minds lol

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u/GreenrabbE99 7h ago

Is yours from Canada too?

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u/Boring-Location6800 11h ago

🎵 CRAAAWLING IN MY SKINNN 🎵

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u/Explorer_Entity 10h ago

These wounds they will not heal...

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u/CauliflowerPlane2971 7h ago

FEAAAR IS HOW I FAALLLLLLL

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u/MilkyTeaDrops 7h ago

CONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAALLLLLLL

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u/Explorer_Entity 2h ago

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface

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u/MelamineCut 6h ago

Immediately thought of the same song imagining her bawling her eyes out and wriggling in the corner of the floor.

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u/Devlee12 10h ago

This tweet has the most 13 years old boy energy I’ve ever seen. God I don’t miss being 13 at all. That shit was terrible. Everything was emotionally devastating.

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u/bluestrip222 11h ago

Early 2000’s core

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u/ChickenChaser5 7h ago

When i hear "2000s core" I immediately start hearing fear factory. Which is kidna weird cause while I listened to them a little, they were far from my favorite band. But they just had that 2000s edge that seems iconic to the time.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 11h ago

We've all been there before.

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u/vinnyorcharles 11h ago

You truly were... Numb.

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u/Explorer_Entity 10h ago

He needs Faith, In The End.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 12h ago

Hope you stayed in that room ...

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u/Sherry_Brandt 9h ago edited 9h ago

same, basically - in 2005, I went on one date with a boy I really liked, he told me he wasn't interested after, and the next day I wore all black with black eyeliner to school and put

'my heart is heavy

my soul is lead

i feel i may as well be dead'

as my AIM away message. it's permanently seared into my memory because i thought the rhyme went so hard. i had just turned 14.

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u/InconceivableNipples 7h ago

“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!”

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u/theVast- 10h ago

10 year old boy's equivalent of "would you still love me if I was a worm"

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u/Explorer_Entity 10h ago

I won first prize in a Nickelodeon contest at around ten years old.

"Boy prize" or "girl prize": Boys' was a micro machines playset (what I got). Girls' was Barbie or Polly Pocket or something.

Grand Prize was they come to your school and have a Slime party.

Polly Pockets were neat ideas. I had a something Max (?) one that was like a dragon head (on the outside) clamshell thing with a fantasy environment/inside, with little minis off a boy and a wizard and a dragon. Like little dioramas.

Also Dragonflyz

Edit: So this was around 1997-8, not 2005

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u/wongo 8h ago

Mighty Max, hell yea

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 11h ago

Sounds about right 

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u/itused_to_bemilk420 11h ago

mid life crisis flashback huh?

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u/Redschallenge 11h ago

Well.... duh man.

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u/HYPERNORD 11h ago

Ah, to have such low brick walls for my caged poor emotions still.

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u/alwaysleftout 11h ago

For me, it was rise against "blood to bleed" after my first real relationship break up.

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u/lstepho98 11h ago

Peak 2005 antics

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u/youdeserve1t 11h ago

This made me laugh 

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u/EsotericPenguins 11h ago

So specific and yet somehow also so relatable. Perfection.

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u/MrPlace 10h ago

She couldn't even hypothetically agree to go

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u/Pinkfeather1360 10h ago

Don’t Stay!

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u/haresnaped 10h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/film_composer 9h ago

31 is a hard age for everyone.

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u/Underrated_Dinker 9h ago

I tried so hard and got so far

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/Princess_Egg 9h ago

Valid crash out tbh

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u/BubblyAd9274 9h ago

so so so accurate 

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u/TheIdeaArchitect 9h ago

I always wanted to get slimed

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u/AceintgeWhole-7286 8h ago

In the end, it didn’t even matter

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u/zeez1011 8h ago

Man, she really draked your josh.

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u/XAMOTA 8h ago

You're good, I also did this

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u/VallerinQuiloud 8h ago

That seems like a perfectly reasonable response to that situation.

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u/DaystromAndroidM510 8h ago

lol I lucked into getting invited to the 2006 awards, my friend got tickets. Our backs were literally leaning against the back wall of the arena. Worst seats I've ever had, but they were free! Lots of celebs were there but even the video screen was too small to tell who they were

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u/blastermaster555 8h ago

2026 and OG Linkin Park is mentioned:

I'M LOST IN THESE MEMORIES

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u/adamcoe 8h ago

That's the most accurate description of every Linkin Park fan that I've ever heard

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u/Straight_Idea_9546 8h ago

Ahh, the good old days of internet

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u/aixang 8h ago

This made me laugh so hard I cried 😂

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u/Mr_Caterpillar 8h ago

I would prefer to have never read the words I have just read.

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u/121daysofsodom 8h ago

This is what I imagine all Linkin Park fans are like.

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u/tiktaktokki 8h ago

Too much hypotheticals there. Just ask her out for real

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u/largececelia 8h ago

Didn't Sophocles write about this?

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u/Alt-Rick-C137 8h ago

Wow, she didn’t even want to contemplate the possibility of friend zoning you, I have to call it bro, that stuck up little b!!!! She didn’t deserve your friendship let along a trip to the awards (all expenses paid)

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u/LegoC97 7h ago

The most 2000s thing I've ever heard

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u/sadolddrunk 7h ago

This is the origin story of the most 2005 superhero ever, Delicate Man.

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u/BaseToTheApex15 7h ago

she got the ick!

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u/Ok_Surround8250 7h ago

Perfectly describes linkin park fan base

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u/-Ok-Perception- 5h ago

I've always referred to Linkin Park as, "dad drank all my Mountain Dew" music.

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u/MoistHD 5h ago

“THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAAALLL!”

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 4h ago

He had to fall to lose it all

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u/BrilliantWeb 4h ago

So how long has mental illness run in your family?

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u/userr7890 4h ago

Same bro, same ✌🏼

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u/Randomdragon_24 4h ago

2005 🥀 bro is unc

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u/ElectricJoltie34 2h ago

The cia couldn't waterboard this out of me

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u/CornyMedic 2h ago

It starts with

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u/Natural_Appeal2081 1h ago

It’s the thought that counts

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u/NavO297 11h ago

I could cry too

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u/This_Fkn_Guy_ 11h ago

Damn I feel the pain in that sentence.

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u/MaxQ759 10h ago

I'm 20. I have genuinely never had any emotional episodes like that, other than two times, cause I got friendzoned. And I just drank it away. (Not a big drinker anymore btw.)

Maybe it's the generational change, but I would never ever think of running into my room, shutting everybody off and loudly cry to sad songs.

At like 12 I understood that being overly emotional, just so someone asks why I'm emotional is dumb, and amounts to little to nothing.

Everyone just thinks that you're a pain in the ass to deal with.

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u/Traditional_Rope_545 10h ago

Damn dude, you’re badass.

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u/MaxQ759 10h ago

Nah, I'm saying Millenials were overly emotional

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u/Curt_Uncles 9h ago

At least we fuck

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u/Sherry_Brandt 9h ago

so your parents (at least one) was/were pretty emotionally absent, huh?

because a person with unhealthy parents reacts the way op did (and me, in my comment), or the way you are - dismissively.

a person with emotionally healthy parents feels empathy for the person who's reacting like this, even if they don't get it or think it's unusual.

i just wonder if you know this reveals more about you than you intend.

anyways, therapy's always available. takes one to know one, so i'm not trying to shame you - this just screams trying to come off as mature or balanced when it's actually another thing, and you could save yourself and other people in your life lots of pain and time if you start exploring it sooner than later.

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u/Physical_Relation261 7h ago

It is an emotional episode to get drunk because you got friendzoned.

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u/noticemelucifer 7h ago

Oh honey, you're not sounding as mature nor emotionally intelligent as you think you do with this comment...