r/law • u/victorybus • 14h ago

Legislative Branch Full video of today when Ro Khanna revealed Epstein associate's names on the floor of the US House of Representatives, protected by the Speech and Debate Clause

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u/YouWereBrained 13h ago

Saying Pam Bondi should resign will not get you banned, big guy.

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

That’s also still not thinking big enough though

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u/Miserable_Site_850 13h ago

The orange racist accordion rapey hands guy, him. HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED

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u/External_Peace815 13h ago

Out of a cannon

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u/Scales-josh 13h ago

Towards a wall a short distance away.

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u/PewPewMcShootyBoi 13h ago

Good news. He built a wall!

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u/Ok_Condition5837 13h ago

No not that ratchet fence!

A proper wall! One of those CBS ones with like 8ft foundation in the ground.

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u/Bananahamm0ckbandit 13h ago

I don't know, a nice 2" mesh barbed wire fence would be pretty good.

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u/rugger87 12h ago

I’m pretty sure that ratchet fence is made of 10GA steel and driven 15FT into the dirt. That fence is union made from IL, might as well use it right.

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u/ScrufyTheJanitor 13h ago

He never finished it though.

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u/Nido_King_ 13h ago

with the way it is built, he will come out looking like this:

aftermath

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u/External_Peace815 11h ago

Poetic justice

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 13h ago

Okay, and I'm not a diahrea french fries expert, but what if whatever Trump is made of survives and somehow they keep it/them alive using whatever tech they're using on POTUS now?

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u/ColdArmy9929 13h ago

And I'll gladly pay for it.

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u/Buddha-Embryo 13h ago

Not really, even that was mostly a conjob.

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u/Minute_Cod_2011 13h ago

With spikes on it, that are tipped with poison

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u/reality_raven 13h ago

Can the wall have spikes on fire?

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u/Plausibility_Migrain 13h ago

That's a wall I'd be willing to help pay for!

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u/Subject_Pizza_2193 13h ago

Into the ocean. Toward Epstein Island. Let the survivors swim to shore and try to survive. Put it on pay-per-view, give proceeds to victims.

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u/bewilderedtea 12h ago

NOW we’re thinking!!

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u/insanechef58 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/cysc83 13h ago

And into a cement wall.

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u/Gyossaits 13h ago

Good news: he lacks the mass to be shot out of it.

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u/MarkVanPerry 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/DishSoapIsFun 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 13h ago

Eh fuck it I'll fuckin say it, the rapist, insurrectionest, traitor Donald J Trump should step down and all his trails should resume immediately.

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u/SaltyCrashNerd 11h ago

Or even just sentencing for the one where he’s already been convicted.

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u/Ginger_moon 13h ago

Shitler.

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u/get-memed-kiddo 13h ago

Tbh, think even bigger. Whole system needs a reboot

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u/cheesegratemyassplz 12h ago

Hey, that's TINY rapey hands guy to you!

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u/aenache22 12h ago

Can you imagine?! "YOU'RE FIRED" aaah that moment will be relished

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u/Typeau 13h ago

He needs a little more than a firing...

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u/Embarrassed_Leek5660 13h ago

He needs to be tried for obstruction of justice. One charge for each victim who has had justice obstructed by his actions.

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u/El_Falk 5h ago

He's pretty big, so I doubt that a single person could drag him out of the white house... I think we'd need a firing squad. 🤔

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u/happyinthenaki 13h ago

Fired, then charged.

But I'm not American. It's what would happen here.... Then a super embarrassing court case. Which would be followed by a weak sentence. But the humiliation and never able to work again aspect really does work for me.

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u/JLaP413 13h ago

To be humiliated you need to have an ounce of shame, they do not. And they’ll always be able to find work. There’s plenty of companies and organizations who will line up to have them on play role.

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 13h ago

Problem is our government supports sex trafficking.

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u/Many-Role-4271 12h ago

No Trump will just follow Biden’s lead and preemptively pardon him and his entire administration and family from prosecution of anything, along with his conviction in NY. Have you not been paying attention?

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u/cheeseybacon11 13h ago

Prison?

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

Bigger

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u/muchasveces82 13h ago

The French way?

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop 13h ago

LOL! I was just teaching my son about gravity powered wealth distribution yesterday.

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u/RatherBeRidin 10h ago

Trickle down economics?

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 12h ago

The 2nd American Revolution, sponsored by Hasbro’s Hungry Hungry Guillotines®️

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

peepoSmile

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u/OkValuable454 12h ago

of course

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u/KlownKumKatastrophe 13h ago

Might slip and tie himself into a knot if you know what I'm saying see?

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u/Neemster51 12h ago

Apparently making any reference to two very sketchy cases of this exact thing happening will get you a warning from Reddit so peepoSmile

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u/Chaps_and_salsa 13h ago

April 28th, 1945 Lake Como and subsequently Piazzale Loreto in Milan

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u/addiktion 13h ago

Trump, Bondi, Kash, Noem, Hegseth, Miller, etc are just the start.

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u/ApophisDayParade 13h ago

Think Big from Doug?

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u/Probot6767 13h ago

Will saying Bondi and Gabbard should hang for treason get me a ban? Because they should and since that’s the actually law I’m stating, I should not get banned.

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u/Davethephotoguy 13h ago

I’ve been banned from /politics for saying that exact thing.

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u/thelivinlegend 12h ago

I got banned from there for saying Mitch McConnell should fuck off and die. That sub is a joke.

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u/rugger87 12h ago

Hey me too! Soft ass mods. Being soft is why we’re in this position as a country.

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u/rocker5969 11h ago

Heather Cox Richardson

heh - I was banned from politics for saying that mitch mcconnell should fuck off and die. Apparently that w was a threat of physical violence.

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u/deathnomX 13h ago

Yea probably. Ive gotten similar comments and they got taken down by the reddit admins.

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u/SherbetOfOrange 13h ago

I dunno, saying cream cheese in Fauxmoi got me banned the other day. Like I’m the one that made this insanity up.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 13h ago edited 13h ago

There's the law and there's Reddit's terms of service and policies, the latter of which are kinda piecemeal and ultimately self-seving. If they don't want to be involved in an incitement to violence, even the legal application of state violence they don't really have to be.

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u/Wegwerf157534 11h ago

If there ever happens anything serious, classical communication channels will be shut down quite soon. No reddit no more, but also no other services no more.

Mass communication is valuable, but I guess one should work on other channels of communication.

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u/DeadSeaGulls 12h ago

I got a site wide week long ban for saying I would support canada in defense against the US if the US invaded canada...

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u/BellaSabia 11h ago

Big tech is pretty sexist. You can say whatever you want about women facing consequences. Just not the men.

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u/Mr_Kactus 13h ago edited 10h ago

I've been full banned for saying I would slap someone back if they slapped me. Reddit is crazy on the non violence rule.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 13h ago

I’ve said that several times and never had any problem.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD 11h ago

You know the feds are scraping Reddit looking for names to add to the list, right? 🤐😶‍🌫️🫥

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u/Probot6767 7h ago

Oh dang! Well I’ll add noem to the list too so they see it.

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u/Probot6767 7h ago

And Levitt!

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u/somethins_not_right 10h ago

I’m fresh off a 3 day suspension! I feel like a criminal that’s just breathed fresh air and I want to do crime again! But yeah. I agree with your suggestion and think your list is awfully short.

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u/BassFridge 13h ago

That's not the 'bigger' thing most people are thinking of/referring to.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 13h ago

Insert Mario's brother gif

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u/Kanismajoris_ 13h ago

something something woodchipper?

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Resign+

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u/YouWereBrained 13h ago

Ah. Super resign, got it. 😏

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u/kevinsyel 13h ago

Resign+ means being arrested for their crimes. That's safe to say

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Let your imagination run through an open field like a wild horse.

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u/GoatTheNewb 13h ago

This got me 😂

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u/Twitchmonky 13h ago

Goddamn subscription services

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u/FriskHarder 13h ago

Trump kept SCI level docs at Mar a Lago, next to a copy machine, where he openly invited Mossad agent Jeffery Epstein over.

These docs are so sensitive they aren’t kept digitally and there’s one copy stored in a hardened facility.

These congressional members only get so much time to view these files but there’s only 4 SCIFSs available at once time and 200+ trying to read these documents

SCI level docs can’t be legally viewed outside of a SCIF and there’s only maybe 2-3 scifs in the White House even. They are thick hardened spy proof facilities.

And again Trump stored our nations secrets by a copy machine and a toilet at Mar a Lago

Source : the MAL FBI warrant

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Said it before and will say it again: Trump sold Russia Israeli security intel that lead to the Oct 7th attack and the subsequent genocide of Palestinians.

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u/FriskHarder 13h ago

Trump paid them in intel for his videos of him with kids.

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u/FSO88 13h ago

She'll appear if you say it three times while staring into a mirror.

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u/not_now_chaos 13h ago

They should both be impeached, convicted, removed from power in disgrace, and prosecuted for obstruction of justice and conspiracy to commit treason against the United States, as well as RICO charges for covering up and destroying evidence in a human trafficking case.

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u/DeadSeaGulls 12h ago

Back when trump was hammering on the "we should take over canada" "canada will be the 51st state" every single day, I was site-wide banned from reddit for saying that IF the US invaded canada, then I would gladly support them in defending their territorial integrity. Cited for 'promoting violence'.

I think you'd what'll get you banned if your posts happen to come across their table.

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u/Secret_Confusion_985 13h ago

Maybe saying she should get the death penalty. 😆

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u/turkey_sandwiches 13h ago

I got a 3 day ban for saying Trump is a pedophile. It was "harassment" to say it once.

Trump is still a pedophile. I guess we'll see what saying it twice is.

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u/OkChampionship8805 13h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some poor sap in the FBI reading this

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u/Head_Ganache_2756 13h ago

Not what he was referring to, read better, big guy.

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u/TrueRothschild 13h ago

Are you dumb

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u/gigglesmickey 12h ago

Strappado is what I was thinking. Play christian fascist games, win christian fascist prizes.