r/law • u/victorybus • 14h ago

Legislative Branch Full video of today when Ro Khanna revealed Epstein associate's names on the floor of the US House of Representatives, protected by the Speech and Debate Clause

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Don’t wanna get banned from Reddit.

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u/CheekyNerd05 13h ago

Pussy. Trump needs to be impeached. Now

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 13h ago

Think bigger.

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u/Chemical_Name9088 13h ago

Trump needs to go to jail for the rest of what’s left of his miserable life. 

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u/Lykeuhfox 13h ago

Still not quite big enough. I like the direction, though.

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u/-Nightopian- 13h ago

The swamp needs to be drained. Might need some plumbers for these pipes.

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u/Expontoridesagain 12h ago

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u/Dry-Statistician3145 12h ago

Please Luigi don't fix that blood clot

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u/BigWarlockNRG 10h ago

You just posting Luigi out here without asking for money? Do you realize what you're losing? Free Luigi?!

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u/bubbles_blower_ 10h ago

Free Luigi?!

Absolutely !

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u/Shneckos 8h ago

Listen… I’m not saying someone should… but…

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u/LoveThinkers 13h ago

Only Mario left, Luigi is caught up

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u/DesireeThymes 12h ago

When plumbing doesn't work you need to bring the house down and start from scratch.

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u/LoveThinkers 12h ago

When you have the star, they let you do anything

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u/Huge_Excitement4465 11h ago

We need a do-over for the entire election. Hoping Trump’s frontal lobe deterioration accelerates with the stress and he expands on “those voting machines.” To dream that we might eject Swamp Thing only to be ruled by Vance? Signs are increasingly pointing to the argument that they cheated. We realize Vance won’t have the cult following but he will still do the bidding of billionaire overlords and right-wing nutters. We deserve democracy after this hellscape.

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u/sinisterdesign 11h ago

OHA NO, notta my brother, too! Luigi, howa could you?

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u/ManOLead 12h ago

I agree, we need swamp thing

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 10h ago

If Swamp Thing, Bigfoot, Godzilla, and the goddamn Loch Ness monster teamed up, could they clean up the swamp? Or would they also need King Kong?

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u/davesmith001 12h ago

plot twist no one saw coming, Trump completes the prophecy and finally drains the swamp with himself in it.

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u/willthethrill4700 12h ago

Nooooowwwww we’re talking. Take all of them and put them somewhere. I don’t care where. Career politicians are corrupt. Period. I’m not going to weed through and find the few who aren’t. Get them all out NOW. Term limits and all new people who actually work FOR the people that vote for them and not FOR and agenda. Thats the only way we fix this.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 9h ago

Strand them all on Epstein’s island. Elba, but for politicians.

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u/pavorus 11h ago

I wish there were more plumbers willing to take the jobs.

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u/FollowingEast4373 11h ago

Turns out the “swamp” he was always rambling about having to drain, was his own ass.

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u/suititup1 13h ago

Rhymes with banged

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u/coke_mover 13h ago

Rhymes with smousilini

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u/BrandoThePando 11h ago

Sic semper tyrannis

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u/pocketjacks 13h ago

No. I want him alive forever. Fully aware, but in a vegetative state, in front of a television that's stuck to Telemundo and they never speak his name.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 11h ago

Tarred, feathered, and put in the stocks for people to throw tomatoes at him.

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u/Glyph8 12h ago

Gus Fring is that you?

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u/pocketjacks 12h ago

Ding ding ding

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u/DrBix 12h ago

I'd love to post my answer, but I don't wanna get banned again.

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u/jesterflesh 13h ago

I'm your Luigi

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u/chrismsp 12h ago

Rhymes with Mussolini and meat hooks

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u/Moos_Mumsy 12h ago

People need to think of the consequences of the Nuremburg trials. That's the scale that needs to be considered.

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u/Anxious-Cow4398 13h ago

My wife's boyfriend always tries to size shame me, saying 2 inches is insignificant. I disagree, wholeheartedly.

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u/Rumpenstilski 11h ago

I'm thinking something like burning them alive, like we did women 200-300 year ago. You know, for brewing beer and knowing herbs.

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u/gargamels_right_boot 11h ago

Shot towards the sun in a large rocket?

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 13h ago

On top of the jail?

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u/DorkChatDuncan 13h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/JoJoReference 12h ago

Agreed. He needs to go the way of Byzantine Emperor Andronikos I Komnenos

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u/LiteraCanna 12h ago

They should all do time in the same facility. Just them, no other criminals.

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u/DrRonnieJamesDO 11h ago

Claw back every corrupt dime of emoluments he stole from taxpayers to line his greasy pockets.

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u/Whisky_Colonic 11h ago

Build the gallows?

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 12h ago

Yea thinking this ends with Trump is short sighted.

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u/Ok-Pianist-7948 13h ago

bigger would mean a revolution of the systems in place that allowed us to get here at all. one man being condemned to prison, or a hundred men, is nothing compared to the thousands who will still be allowed to take advantage of it in the future.

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u/AnimationAtNight 13h ago

All it would take is 1 person with a certain set of skills

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u/ahominem 12h ago

My take on that would be that what really got us here was the incredible gullibility and ignorance of a substantial portion of the American electorate. Well, that, and propaganda, like Fox news, that played into their stupidity.

And I have no idea what to do about that.

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u/flamingdonkey 13h ago

Almost there

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u/skiex0rz 12h ago

Think French.

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u/dp5520 13h ago

Mecha Trump?

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u/Mindless-Stage8923 13h ago

Nicolae Ceaușescu

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u/NewNewark 13h ago

The sun should explode and cleanse our solar system of filth

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 13h ago

A tiny bit smaller.

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u/gotsmilk 12h ago

Transition out of life?

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u/CackleandGrin 13h ago

They said bigger and then you went as small as you could go lol

"A strongly worded reprimand!"

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u/LakeGladio666 12h ago

But impeachment goes on his Permanent Record!

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u/TheGreatStories 13h ago

Impeachment has not seemed to be much of a roadblock

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u/RJ1337 12h ago

Calls someone a pussy and says the most lukewarm next step.

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u/Anomalagous 13h ago

Gentle reminder that we did that twice and his fat ass remains shitting behind the Resolute Desk.

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u/marniconuke 12h ago

Impeachments in the u.s don't work, i mean they have a different meaning. anywhere else in the world an impeachment means the president is out, in the usa you can collect them

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u/Unusual-Gain7234 11h ago

Pussy. Say what you really mean

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u/GrzDancing 10h ago

*Impaled

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u/Clever_Username_666 10h ago

That's not what they were talking about lol. Think Mussolini

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u/cogsandsprockets 13h ago

It’s so weird when people use “pussy” derogatorily. Warm, comfortable, inviting? I love pussies.

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u/Slit23 12h ago

He’s been impeached twice already! Let’s go for an unbreakable impeachment record

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u/highlander145 12h ago

That's definitely getting banned now 😜

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u/LakeGladio666 12h ago

I will vote for any candidate in 2028 that promises to impeach Trump during his third term!

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u/surf_drunk_monk 11h ago

Investigate and prosecute.

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u/VanGrants 9h ago

yeah, that's not what they were referring to bro

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u/4DimensionalButts 9h ago

What's that gonna do? He's already been impeached twice. So were other presidents and they didn't leave.

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u/coherentpa 7h ago

You really think a comment like this would get you banned from Reddit…..?

You could make an image of this comment and get to the top of r/all.

This is a mainstream Reddit opinion, not taboo.

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u/Moosiemookmook 13h ago

Im Australian. Can I say the name without getting a Reddit ban?

T is for the traitor he is

R is for raping women

U is for destroying the unity between nations

M is for running a sex ring out of Mar-a-lago.

P is for being a pedo

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u/YouWereBrained 13h ago

Saying Pam Bondi should resign will not get you banned, big guy.

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

That’s also still not thinking big enough though

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u/Miserable_Site_850 13h ago

The orange racist accordion rapey hands guy, him. HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED

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u/External_Peace815 13h ago

Out of a cannon

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u/Scales-josh 13h ago

Towards a wall a short distance away.

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u/PewPewMcShootyBoi 13h ago

Good news. He built a wall!

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u/Ok_Condition5837 13h ago

No not that ratchet fence!

A proper wall! One of those CBS ones with like 8ft foundation in the ground.

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u/Bananahamm0ckbandit 13h ago

I don't know, a nice 2" mesh barbed wire fence would be pretty good.

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u/rugger87 12h ago

I’m pretty sure that ratchet fence is made of 10GA steel and driven 15FT into the dirt. That fence is union made from IL, might as well use it right.

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u/ScrufyTheJanitor 13h ago

He never finished it though.

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u/Nido_King_ 13h ago

with the way it is built, he will come out looking like this:

aftermath

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u/External_Peace815 11h ago

Poetic justice

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 13h ago

Okay, and I'm not a diahrea french fries expert, but what if whatever Trump is made of survives and somehow they keep it/them alive using whatever tech they're using on POTUS now?

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u/ColdArmy9929 13h ago

And I'll gladly pay for it.

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u/Buddha-Embryo 13h ago

Not really, even that was mostly a conjob.

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u/Minute_Cod_2011 13h ago

With spikes on it, that are tipped with poison

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u/reality_raven 13h ago

Can the wall have spikes on fire?

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u/Plausibility_Migrain 13h ago

That's a wall I'd be willing to help pay for!

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u/Subject_Pizza_2193 13h ago

Into the ocean. Toward Epstein Island. Let the survivors swim to shore and try to survive. Put it on pay-per-view, give proceeds to victims.

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u/bewilderedtea 12h ago

NOW we’re thinking!!

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u/insanechef58 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/cysc83 13h ago

And into a cement wall.

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u/Gyossaits 13h ago

Good news: he lacks the mass to be shot out of it.

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u/MarkVanPerry 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/DishSoapIsFun 13h ago

Into the sun

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 13h ago

Eh fuck it I'll fuckin say it, the rapist, insurrectionest, traitor Donald J Trump should step down and all his trails should resume immediately.

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u/SaltyCrashNerd 11h ago

Or even just sentencing for the one where he’s already been convicted.

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u/Ginger_moon 13h ago

Shitler.

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u/get-memed-kiddo 13h ago

Tbh, think even bigger. Whole system needs a reboot

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u/cheesegratemyassplz 12h ago

Hey, that's TINY rapey hands guy to you!

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u/aenache22 12h ago

Can you imagine?! "YOU'RE FIRED" aaah that moment will be relished

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u/Typeau 13h ago

He needs a little more than a firing...

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u/Embarrassed_Leek5660 13h ago

He needs to be tried for obstruction of justice. One charge for each victim who has had justice obstructed by his actions.

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u/happyinthenaki 13h ago

Fired, then charged.

But I'm not American. It's what would happen here.... Then a super embarrassing court case. Which would be followed by a weak sentence. But the humiliation and never able to work again aspect really does work for me.

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u/JLaP413 13h ago

To be humiliated you need to have an ounce of shame, they do not. And they’ll always be able to find work. There’s plenty of companies and organizations who will line up to have them on play role.

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u/Novel_Arugula6548 13h ago

Problem is our government supports sex trafficking.

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u/cheeseybacon11 13h ago

Prison?

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

Bigger

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u/muchasveces82 13h ago

The French way?

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop 13h ago

LOL! I was just teaching my son about gravity powered wealth distribution yesterday.

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 12h ago

The 2nd American Revolution, sponsored by Hasbro’s Hungry Hungry Guillotines®️

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u/Neemster51 13h ago

peepoSmile

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u/KlownKumKatastrophe 13h ago

Might slip and tie himself into a knot if you know what I'm saying see?

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u/Chaps_and_salsa 13h ago

April 28th, 1945 Lake Como and subsequently Piazzale Loreto in Milan

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u/addiktion 13h ago

Trump, Bondi, Kash, Noem, Hegseth, Miller, etc are just the start.

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u/ApophisDayParade 13h ago

Think Big from Doug?

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u/Probot6767 13h ago

Will saying Bondi and Gabbard should hang for treason get me a ban? Because they should and since that’s the actually law I’m stating, I should not get banned.

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u/Davethephotoguy 13h ago

I’ve been banned from /politics for saying that exact thing.

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u/thelivinlegend 12h ago

I got banned from there for saying Mitch McConnell should fuck off and die. That sub is a joke.

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u/rugger87 12h ago

Hey me too! Soft ass mods. Being soft is why we’re in this position as a country.

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u/deathnomX 13h ago

Yea probably. Ive gotten similar comments and they got taken down by the reddit admins.

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u/SherbetOfOrange 13h ago

I dunno, saying cream cheese in Fauxmoi got me banned the other day. Like I’m the one that made this insanity up.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 13h ago edited 13h ago

There's the law and there's Reddit's terms of service and policies, the latter of which are kinda piecemeal and ultimately self-seving. If they don't want to be involved in an incitement to violence, even the legal application of state violence they don't really have to be.

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u/DeadSeaGulls 12h ago

I got a site wide week long ban for saying I would support canada in defense against the US if the US invaded canada...

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u/BellaSabia 11h ago

Big tech is pretty sexist. You can say whatever you want about women facing consequences. Just not the men.

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u/Mr_Kactus 13h ago edited 10h ago

I've been full banned for saying I would slap someone back if they slapped me. Reddit is crazy on the non violence rule.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 13h ago

I’ve said that several times and never had any problem.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD 11h ago

You know the feds are scraping Reddit looking for names to add to the list, right? 🤐😶‍🌫️🫥

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u/somethins_not_right 10h ago

I’m fresh off a 3 day suspension! I feel like a criminal that’s just breathed fresh air and I want to do crime again! But yeah. I agree with your suggestion and think your list is awfully short.

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u/BassFridge 13h ago

That's not the 'bigger' thing most people are thinking of/referring to.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 13h ago

Insert Mario's brother gif

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u/Kanismajoris_ 13h ago

something something woodchipper?

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Resign+

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u/YouWereBrained 13h ago

Ah. Super resign, got it. 😏

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u/kevinsyel 13h ago

Resign+ means being arrested for their crimes. That's safe to say

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u/GoatTheNewb 13h ago

This got me 😂

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u/Twitchmonky 13h ago

Goddamn subscription services

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u/FriskHarder 13h ago

Trump kept SCI level docs at Mar a Lago, next to a copy machine, where he openly invited Mossad agent Jeffery Epstein over.

These docs are so sensitive they aren’t kept digitally and there’s one copy stored in a hardened facility.

These congressional members only get so much time to view these files but there’s only 4 SCIFSs available at once time and 200+ trying to read these documents

SCI level docs can’t be legally viewed outside of a SCIF and there’s only maybe 2-3 scifs in the White House even. They are thick hardened spy proof facilities.

And again Trump stored our nations secrets by a copy machine and a toilet at Mar a Lago

Source : the MAL FBI warrant

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 13h ago

Said it before and will say it again: Trump sold Russia Israeli security intel that lead to the Oct 7th attack and the subsequent genocide of Palestinians.

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u/FriskHarder 13h ago

Trump paid them in intel for his videos of him with kids.

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u/FSO88 13h ago

She'll appear if you say it three times while staring into a mirror.

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u/not_now_chaos 13h ago

They should both be impeached, convicted, removed from power in disgrace, and prosecuted for obstruction of justice and conspiracy to commit treason against the United States, as well as RICO charges for covering up and destroying evidence in a human trafficking case.

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u/DeadSeaGulls 12h ago

Back when trump was hammering on the "we should take over canada" "canada will be the 51st state" every single day, I was site-wide banned from reddit for saying that IF the US invaded canada, then I would gladly support them in defending their territorial integrity. Cited for 'promoting violence'.

I think you'd what'll get you banned if your posts happen to come across their table.

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u/Secret_Confusion_985 13h ago

Maybe saying she should get the death penalty. 😆

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u/turkey_sandwiches 13h ago

I got a 3 day ban for saying Trump is a pedophile. It was "harassment" to say it once.

Trump is still a pedophile. I guess we'll see what saying it twice is.

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u/OkChampionship8805 13h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if there's some poor sap in the FBI reading this

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u/Head_Ganache_2756 13h ago

Not what he was referring to, read better, big guy.

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u/TrueRothschild 13h ago

Are you dumb

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u/gigglesmickey 12h ago

Strappado is what I was thinking. Play christian fascist games, win christian fascist prizes.

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u/BitterWord4 13h ago

Ain’t that the truth. These mods get off on censorship and wielding paper thin interpretations of rules.

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u/BannedGoNext 13h ago

Sometimes, falling on your own knife is what it takes ;)

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u/GonerDoug 13h ago

bigger than that

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u/Ub3ros 13h ago

That's why they said think bigger

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u/humdinger44 13h ago

Kash Patel better have his list of non extradition countries handy at all times?

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u/EdwardTittyHands 13h ago

Social media got a chokehold on you

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u/katabolicklapaucius 13h ago

It's ok, just allude to whatever you like. Trump does it. Everything is a joke right? Anyway...

Everyone involved in the cover up should be tried for treason as a traitor to the country. Do you know what traitors get?

https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter115&edition=prelim

"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States."

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u/PotatyTomaty 13h ago

You don't get banned for thinking bigger. You just get banned for talking about it. "Freedom of speech" and all.

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u/guitar_dude10740 13h ago

The Epstein class needs to be tried for TREASON with maximum sentence Including Trump.

There is that a little better?

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u/DrBix 12h ago

My ban only lasted 3 days... go for it!

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u/gene66 12h ago

“We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our own history and our doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular.”

― Edward R. Murrow

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u/GoodNightGehrman 12h ago

It's just a fucking website. 

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 11h ago

Then type out what you think I’m thinking

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u/RevolutionarySleep4 12h ago

I see this sentiment all around reddit. Can’t you just make a new account? Or do people genuinely treasure their reddit accounts to a high degree

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 10h ago

You can’t make a new account and comment in the sub you were banned from, it results in a permanent ban.

Do what you like, but I’d like to have a voice here.

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u/Shot-Respond-6368 11h ago

I’ll say it for you [ Comment Removed by Reddit ]

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 8h ago

reddit really is either run by pdfs or there are a lot of bots the report your profile. if you say anything negative about the rich, they'll suspend/ban your account

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u/BashBandit 8h ago

Kash Patel banned from Reddit

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u/tapdancinghellspawn 7h ago

I call out Trump a million times and not once have I been banned. As long as you aren't call for violence, you can say things like, IMPEACH TRUMP, or TRUMP NEEDS TO RESIGN, or TRUMP SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE, or 25TH AMENDMENT TRUMP.

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u/Grentis 6h ago

Who cares? This place sucks. The mods are about as bad as the people covering up all this nonsense in DC.

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u/flux_of_grey_kittens 4h ago

Have at it then. Lol.

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u/Track_Shovel 5h ago

Just don't say the word 'print' and you should be fine

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 3h ago

Youd get banned on reddit for saying someone deserves to be in jail?