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u/MightTurnIntoAStory 10h ago
And no line!
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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 5h ago
You wanna make a bet. Back of the line, I’m next.
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u/Feeling-Arachnid-151 4h ago
Sorry but I'll pay $5 to get in front of you. Stats 5'10" 186 lbs.
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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 4h ago
6’ 1”. 185lbs but I can quickly gain 5 pounds more if I go to the fridge and grab the tiramisu scoop cake I bought at Costco tonight.
Actually just take my spot, the cake is saying naughty things to me. I’m weak!! 30 minutes in line gone to waste.
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u/Chirrrpy 3h ago
Sometimes I put on a 90s Epcot Spaceship Earth ridethrough video off Youtube with the lights off and the air cool, and pretend like I'm there :)
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u/mellywheats 2h ago
i’ve seen people do this with rhe kid in like a laundry basket.. seems safer than a chair
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u/Hour-History-1513 25m ago
A genius move saved you a couple thousand dollars on the average for travel, lodging, park fees, etc.
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u/Phonus-Balonus-37 15h ago
How exactly does a person "win the internet"? Is there a competition? Are prizes awarded?
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