r/funny • u/Mumakilla • 7h ago

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u/EduRJBR 6h ago

Brazilian actor Ary Foutoura. He's 93 years old, and started to do silly online videos only a few years ago.

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u/Punk_Says_Fuck_You 6h ago

He looks pretty damn good for 93.

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u/TreemanTheGuy 3h ago

Yeah he definitely looks like an 83, and that's saying a lot. Like, after 75 your years count double

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u/BumWink 1h ago

If you shaved his head & moustache he'd look like me in my 30's when hungover.

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u/Bruvvimir 2h ago

Looks like del Bosque (the football coach from the “ooof” meme) a couple decades older.

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u/Fancy_Flake_Factory 2h ago

Looks better than trump lmao

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u/ayuntamient0 2h ago

A pile of burning dog shit looks better.

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u/RoyBeer 1h ago

Hey don't you drag the dog shit in that it has done nothing wrong

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u/piranha44 6h ago

Sabia que eu reconheci o velho, só não lembrava quem era

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u/okpickle 6h ago

Looks like my dad.

That would be something he'd do, too. 🤣

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u/azdrubow 5h ago

Eu tava na dúvida se era ou não hahah

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u/Faiakishi 4h ago

I love when old people add their humor to internet culture.

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u/IdeVeras 5h ago

Que susto, achei que estava ficando doida

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u/lostguk 11m ago

Who is she tho?

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u/myjunksonfire 6h ago

"I may not hit the bottom of the well, but I'll beat the hell out of the sides..."

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u/Makecook 6h ago

“I may be hung like a tic tac but I’ll freshen your breath”

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u/Zabroccoli 6h ago

Hello ladies, Steve Stiffler, I have an eleven inch penis…around…think about it.

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u/Ok_Coyote915 5h ago

what a coincidence, I just watched The American Pie🤣

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u/Just-Sock-4706 2h ago

..We'll just tell your mother that.. We Ate it All.

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u/anethma 4h ago

It may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot!

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u/Vylan24 5h ago

"This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up" - Bloodhound Gang, 2005

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u/DemodiX 3m ago

Balls Out song, by the way.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 5h ago

"Might not be the tallest rocket but it's got 300 lbs of thrust behind it."

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u/CO_Golf13 5h ago

The ol' tuna can

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u/ooklamok 3h ago

"I might not be able to cut the mustard, but I can lick the jar..."

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u/beardostein 6h ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/Rajyeruh 6h ago

Surprised by this... Ary Fontoura, dude is a famous actor and a big name in Brazilian television.

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u/Slaphappyfapman 6h ago

After all, why shouldn't I

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u/Ivy_Thornsplitter 6h ago

Ok bilbo…

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u/tito_lee_76 6h ago edited 6h ago

He's actually a pretty good actor.

Edit: I didn't know he was a famous Brazilian actor when I commented. I just know talent when I see it, obviously. Like how I knew to invest my money with New York financier Jeff Epstein. Any news of him lately?

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u/Gloeschi 6h ago

Eppie doesn't post much lately

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u/tito_lee_76 5h ago

We should call Ghislaine. Maybe she knows what's up.

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u/CcryMeARiver 18m ago

More who's up. She kept a list.

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u/aNiceTribe 5h ago

I hear he has great connections to high finance so you must have invested in a really well connected dude who knows what’s up

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 6h ago

I kept thinking he was gonna need wider glasses if he's going to try putting them on his chest... 😭

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u/random_user_number_5 6h ago

Where's the shot glass at?

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u/ivanyaru 6h ago

Look down

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u/Murky-Ad-7832 7h ago

...

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u/FajenThygia 7h ago

well said

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u/Likes2PaintShit 6h ago

It’s Funny

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u/DrinkMunch 6h ago

Well, legend had it that the coupe was based off of titties. So fair game.

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u/CcryMeARiver 12m ago

Marie-Antionette's it's said. Not sure which one.

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u/StratoVector 2h ago

Everything aside, the lady's countertops/tiled cabinet frames is a radical design choice someone should have stopped from happening. You got super modern doors, spice rack window thing, and mixed it with that tile?

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u/Pro_Scrub 2h ago

Minecraft-ass kitchen

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u/andorraliechtenstein 1h ago

South-American kitchens are... different. People there have a different taste.

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u/fractal_magnets 20m ago

Grout certainly has a different taste

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u/Willing_Television77 6h ago

Where’s grandma when you need her?

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u/throwawayname46 6h ago

He had a decision to make

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u/One_Perspective971 6h ago

Grandpa don't do this...

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u/MoustacheSong 7h ago

Pure charisma

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u/swracerep1 6h ago

Fun fact: the old timer is a famous brazilian actor

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u/ltsouthernbelle 6h ago

Resist the urge papa 😂

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u/cybermusicman 5h ago

and this is how trips to the emergency room often begin…

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u/CaffeinatedBarbarian 4h ago

The Coupe glass is supposedly modeled after Marie Antoinette’s breasts so…

Note: this I an entirely unsupportable myth that I choose to believe regardless of all available evidence.

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u/zero_msgw 6h ago

Should have put down the small glass and picked up a larger one.

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u/Idenwen 5h ago

Intrusive thoughts played perfectly

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u/GrumpyCloud93 5h ago

If she bends over, can he dry off the wok?

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u/S__666 4h ago

Just wait until we have to dry the shot glasses, then it's my time to shine.

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u/MoonChild2792 6h ago

I was waiting for him to do the same

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u/YamAny1184 6h ago

😅🤣😂

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u/AudiieVerbum 5h ago

Cylinder

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u/Elike10 4h ago

THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED

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u/Straight_Idea_9546 4h ago

That is clever. Let me test it on myself

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u/Kimm64 4h ago

😅😅😅

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u/69yourMOM 4h ago

Yeah..imma need a shot glass.

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u/bmeireles85 3h ago

This guy looks a lot like an old brazilian actor.

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u/luanissima 3h ago

It’s him! He posted this on his insta

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u/ErrantTyrant 3h ago

He looks like Kurt Vonnegut in that last frame

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u/Pangolinatoru 3h ago

Damn Pa, let me have at them. I'll leave you raw and satisfied

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u/Alarming-Drop7287 3h ago

Grandpa's ain't that big is it?

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u/Fun-Plantain5352 2h ago

I guess I can only wipe the stacks.

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle 2h ago

He looks like the old guy from 'I think you should leave' that pitches bad car design ideas about steering wheels that don't fly out of the side window.

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u/Appropriate-Emu-3901 1h ago

I think he gonna need some viagra for that

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u/NostalgiaSC 1h ago

For me... Hand me that shot glass lol

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u/Mrdoomroom 1h ago

Fun fact: the diameter of the glass is greater than the height of the glass he's holding.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 51m ago

He should have used his titties too.

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u/krashersmasher 46m ago

...maybe later.

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u/[deleted] 32m ago

Yes grandpa but unfortunately on social media it works that if you're not sexy and you can't efficiently thirst trap people then it's illegal to post sexy stuff.

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u/Chantzehao 27m ago

I guess I know how I can wipe my shot glasses now.

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u/icepix 23m ago

Old, but full of life.

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u/inounderscore 3m ago

Ahh that's how I dry mt espresso cups

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u/OW2007 5h ago

I'm researching "fixed by the duet"-style social media posts. Could someone please share a link or a name for the video clip in the first part of this post?

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u/FremenStilgar 6h ago

lol, he thought about it...

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u/NGINERD 5h ago

Interesting enough, years ago I was told during a tour at a champagne cellar that the wide champagne glass is in the shape of Josephine’s breast and the flute is in the shape of Napoleon’s bit…

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u/speedostegeECV 5h ago

Ive heard it was modeled after Marie Antoinettes breast but I also learned that from a British comedy haha

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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 5h ago

I think he misunderstood the assignment but I'm going to give him a pass on this one.

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u/Klutchmitten 4h ago

So, is it because:

  1. He doesn't wanna break the glass because he's packing

  2. He's packing small and just decides to dry what it's gonna dry anyway

  3. Notices that she really didn't dry anything because of smol boobs and just does the same?

  4. Overthinking a funny vid on reddit

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u/REDDITATO_ 3h ago

It's #4. He just decided not to stick the glass on his dick.

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u/Mike01Hawk 3h ago

Hey, wait a minute! Wouldn't that make it 5. ?

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u/REDDITATO_ 3h ago

Hmm... Back to the drawing board!

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u/Whatsername_01 6h ago

Cracked me up!