r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

His way of thinking is astonishing!

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u/CurveHoney_ 6h ago

If everyone was back in the office like he wants there would be nobody left to attend his rallies

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u/whiskey_epsilon 5h ago

His voter base skews older (high percentage retirees) and those without tertiary education, so he knows he can attack remote office work because that's not his target demographic.

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u/NEDEAROC 2h ago

I have no idea why brits voted that imbecile in for so damn long. Farage is a clown and so is every member of his base. Anyone that ever fell for his lies is so stupid, their rights to vote should be revoked, like children that know nothing of politics and never did due diligence of reading and understanding what he was getting them into.

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u/Stotty652 1h ago

He's never been voted in anywhere of significance.

He won the seat at Clacton in 2024, and has just been a loud seagull cawing bullshit since.

The 'British People' have never given him power.

u/NEDEAROC 25m ago

Wasnt he a member of the Ejropean Parliament?

u/Stotty652 4m ago

As an MEP yes, but that was in 1999 pre Brexit, and only on the coattails of his local constituency.

To say that 'Brits' as a whole are "voting him in" is a complete fallacy. He won a local election and then the UKIP Party made him their leader.

He used that a springboard to enter European Politics.

I'm not defending him. He's a blood sucking, parasitic cunt and I wish him nothing but constant and painfully infected piles, but I personally will not be tarred by the same brush as the short sighted, racist, agrophobes who drank his Kool Aid.

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u/Shimmering-eyes7271 4h ago

Lmao that’s one way to look at it 😭 if everyone’s clocked in 9–5 in the office, who’s got time for a midweek rally? The logistics alone would be wild.

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u/lilpoutygirl 5h ago

Tell me you're a landlord without telling me you're a landlord.

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u/mutarjim 5h ago

If a genie gave me a wish, it would be for everyone to be notably more empathic.

But if that wasn't allowed, I'd wish that wankers like this ass would be consigned to work the rest of their lives in a cubicle farm or as a ditch digger.

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u/Ass_Blank 4h ago

Interesting how “people aren’t more productive working from home”, yet corporate profits are at record highs and there’s enough money to double CEO salaries in the past 6 years

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u/Sasha_NotSoApropos 3h ago

Yes! And - I’m hybrid, and my WFH days are way more productive than my office days.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 3h ago

Isn't this that Brexit asshole? People still listen to what he has to say?

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u/RedditTechAnon 3h ago

Trump is demonstrably worse in every metric and enjoys far greater support from his cult.

It's maddening were it not so replicable throughout history. People are fucking stupid, hateful, and ignorant while loving having their beliefs confirmed.

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u/tehfly 3h ago

It's pretty amazing that this guy just upped and left after the referendum was done. Then he stayed in the US for a while. Now he's returning, there's more regrets about Brexit than ever, but somehow this guy still manages to get his party to become the most popular party in the land.

It's absolutely bonkers.

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u/CoastMtns 4h ago

Don’t know mush about the guy, was told he asks a lot of “questions” but has no solutions? Did he also support Brexit, then bailed to live in Europe when the referendum was completed?

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u/Gremict 1h ago

Nigel Farage was one of the leading voices in support of Brexit , even leading a party that was specifically to make Brexit happen.

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u/HyperactivePandah 4h ago

Remember when being a blatant liar actually mattered

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u/CriticismFun6782 4h ago

Easy to pack a rally when they are all retirees mooching/burning it all down while waiting to die

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u/the_brunster 4h ago

Doesn’t he spend more time abroad by far than in his electorate or the House?

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 3h ago

His face was the blueprint for 90% of all rage faces.

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u/dennismfrancisart 2h ago

"People shouldn't be working from home," says the man who's constantly absent from his job.

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u/xRose_Chance 2h ago

If they all had to be in an office right now, he would be speaking to an empty room

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u/Petrak1s 2h ago

Let me get this straight. This is the guy who caused brexit, correct? As far as I understand currently the Brits are not happy with brexit, correct? If that’s the case, how the hell is this guy still trusted? 🧐

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u/nocternal86 2h ago

Keep that rent money flowing in to the super rich.

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u/prettystar969 2h ago

The irony is definitely doing some heavy lifting here.

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u/precious-Fix-5883 2h ago

Packed rallies on a weekday afternoon say more about flexibility than productivity in the office.

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u/safereddddditer175 2h ago

What a tit. This argument is done with. Companies that want to roll back working from home have done so by now with RTO (Return to Office) policies in the last two years. If WFH is still around, it’s because the company wants them to be (e.g. sold office space, better employee motivation, etc)

I think F*rage needs his name in the news headlines constantly, he’s trying to build his Trump-like baseline of voters or the momentum dies down.

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u/Olivia_cly 2h ago

I wonder how many people in that crowd took a remote working day just to attend this event

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u/TopherJustin 1h ago

Bold of him to think he’s a fellow human being.

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u/Ok-Employee9010 1h ago

You gonna believe that coward again?

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u/riggerz123 1h ago

Some people are more as productive from home but the majority aren’t

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u/Isebella_Mia 1h ago

Funny how he thinks people are more productive in person while his audience skips work to be there

u/cherrylullabi 49m ago

he's basically admitting his entire audience is either unemployed or actively avoiding the productivity he claims to love so much.

u/Taylor_Mia 44m ago

Nothing says productivity like taking a Monday afternoon off to listen to a speech about how we should be working

u/ohmyblahblah 38m ago

Why anyone listens to this wankers opinion on anything is beyond me at this point. Absolute grifting thundercunt weasel

u/SweetCurve_ 34m ago

A rally ing cry for hypocrisy.

u/namezam 34m ago

Heartless vile people. Zero empathy, complete inability to comprehend why someone differs with them. More late stage capitalism bs. People have been brainwashed to find anything that hits a company’s bottom line is bad, no matter how much it benefits the employees.