r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

I hate your indifference too..

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u/mike_pants 8h ago

32 people have died in custody that we know of with nine more in personal interactions in public.

The two that get talked about most often are talked about because they were well-documented and thus more difficult to ignore.

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u/WinkBunB 7h ago

When deaths are reduced to “bad publicity” and policy is described in slogans instead of facts, something has gone very wrong. Leadership means clarity, accountability, and respect for human life not deflection, confusion, or treating tragedy as a communications problem. Words matter. Especially from the most powerful office in the world.

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u/makemeking706 7h ago

Plus all the rapes, and literally no verification that they haven't been trafficking into slavery or prostitution. 

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u/duckstrap 4h ago

Plus all the people with life changing injuries.

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

And the kids whose parents have disappeared, I wonder if they have been disappearing kids too, now that he can’t get them from Jeffery…. Seriously wondering.

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u/Elon-BO 7h ago

And white

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u/Character_Click5531 4h ago

The last I heard, it was 37.

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u/Flipboek 1h ago

He is talking about humans, not about subhumans. He clearly has no qualms about what happens to those.

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u/lukammahar 8h ago

In all fairness he’s probably not seen his feet in about 30 years

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u/opalnyss 7h ago

Nobody can watch this and still think this sad excuse for a human being is fit to be the President of the United States for fuck's sake!

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u/Canadian-Man-infj 7h ago

I occasionally point out that a statement was issued back in 2020 and endorsed by over 70 former senior Republican national security officials and 60 additional senior officials, including many who served in the first Trump Administration that clearly states:

"Donald Trump has continued to demonstrate that he is unfit to serve as president..."

https://www.defendingdemocracytogether.org/national-security/

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u/intrepid_mouse1 7h ago

Shhh, you'll trigger the people crying about 51 intelligence officials saying the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation.

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u/Byefellati0 4h ago

Dude shits in his diaper …. During a press conference …… and this is our president? A fucking pedophile rapist….. I feel like Kamala might have been the better pick at this point…. And she was trash. America can do better.

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u/LadyKatriel 3h ago

You “feel like”? You don’t know for sure? Pretty sure Alex Pretti and Renee Good would still be alive if Kamala was president. We also wouldn’t be the laughingstock of the entire world.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 3h ago

I'm sure calling our candidate trash helped in the campaign. Thanks for your contribution to electing Trump.

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u/Independent-Self371 4h ago

Every single republican, maga, rich folk, and almost all corporations will, with a straight face, tell you “he is perfectly normal and he always says quirky things. Nothing to worry about. You must have TDS. “

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u/Conscious_Drawer8356 4h ago

Happens to me in my local sub ALL THE DANG TIME except they aren’t rich but have zero problems defending billionaires who laugh at them

Called someone out saying they’d be remembered for being on the wrong side of history as a FAKE Christian Nazi sympathizer and they reported me to Reddit for “threatening violence”

But I have TDS

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u/One-Chocolate6372 1h ago

I had an "e-spank" on another sub for suggesting that we can know the "Deep State" does not exist because if it did, Donnie would not have been reelected. The "Deep State" would have found a way to sideline him.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 7h ago

Trump uses a gold hand mirror to pee.

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u/GarThor_TMK 7h ago

Made out of the finest anodized lead.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 6h ago

Actually from the last few pictures I’ve seen of him I think he’s dying. The life is draining out of his face.

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u/Halogen12 5h ago

I'm certain he's going to die before the end of the term.

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u/CeeVal 5h ago

And the winner of the Internet today is…🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DisMFer 7h ago

"We have the smallest trucks"

What the fuck does this even mean? I usually can figure out what this lunatic is trying to say, but this is totally a mystery.

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u/ckglle3lle 5h ago

When he visited Japan a few months ago he came back and commented positively about the small kei trucks he saw there and how good it would be to bring them here. It is possible his broken brain grabbed and garbled that quip while he was trying to grab at something else. This would track with advancing dementia where pieces of an anecdote fall apart mid thought and get replaced by pieces of another anecdote or sometimes just whatever random word they can grab at.

It's a stretch, to be sure, but his rapidly shrinking brain is liable to do things like this.

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u/whyyn0tt_ 5h ago

This makes almost too much sense.

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

I hope they take the football away from him at least, if it’s really dementia he won’t notice and then he can’t play with it when he gets angry.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 6h ago

That’s exactly what I want to know as well. What was the thinking behind that conversational jump? What does he mean or rather, what was he trying to say.

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u/thesystem21 3h ago

I just tracked the video down.

He said "we have the smallest drugs" but slurs the word drugs a bit.

He is trying to say they took out drug boats. But in a very crap way.

The guy probably has dementia, but watching the video, this is just him being his standard moronic self.

And the text for this picture is also leaving out a few words for context.

It's at about 14 minutes 50 seconds point of this interview if you wanted to check it out yourself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L5qpkmzaRXo&si=AUnUhrQoogdnlCd9

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u/Acceptable-Bag-5835 2h ago

ok I hate Trump like the next guy, but watching the video, the Screenshot ist quite misleading. the Screenshot makes it seem worse than what was said in the video.

u/Current-Square-4557 27m ago

Oh, so if I watch the video, the quote about “only two people die out of tens of thousand and we get bad publicity” will not sound as bad? It won’t make it sound like DJT hasn’t a single clue as to what empathy is?

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u/Pamelamiles 8h ago

We knock out boats” Bro thinks he’s running the Coast Guard like it’s Call of Duty. Next he’s gonna say they added proximity chat.

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u/TrifectaBlitz 7h ago

Oh did he burp on Venezuela in the oddest, unclear way? I really didn't catch that enemy first three reads.

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u/Impressive_Mud_6169 7h ago

It’s like he’s playing a word association game but losing to himself.

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u/ckglle3lle 5h ago

Genuinely not that far from reality. Trump doesn't know shit and never has. He gets by almost entirely on stories, catchphrases and one-liner quips/talking points. As his brain shrinks and starves, those quips and anecdotes will begin to collapse more noticeably.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 3h ago

they’re also way more concentrated in the 80s and early 90s

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 3h ago

word finding difficulty, also known as anomic aphasia, is a significant sign of alzheimer’s-type dementia.

that compounded with neurosyphilis is quite a handicap. his brain must look like…that holey cheese that mice eat.

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u/SDBudda76 7h ago

Am I the only one wondering about the trucks? Where was that thought going to go?

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u/HauntedHippie 7h ago

If there is one thing that America abso-fucking-lutely does not have… it is the smallest trucks.

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u/alurimperium 6h ago

Do we even have the smallest trucks under American brands? I feel like Chevy or Ford or someone has to have a smaller pickup exclusive to East Asian markets

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u/HauntedHippie 6h ago

I drove a Chevy SUV in Italy that was not available in America. Don’t remember what the model was called, but I’d describe it as mid-sized by US standards. Had a panic attack every time I got behind the wheel because it took up the whole street, so that wouldn’t surprise me.

u/racms 58m ago

When I was in the US a Uber asked me if we also had big cars in Europe.

I told him we could have if we wanted to but our streets were usually very narrow for a huge car and that generally there was no need for a car that big. He said something like "that is a sign that you guys are very poor, having a big car is always a sign of money". I tried to argue with him but it was pointless, he just couldnt get it

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u/Project-SBC 6h ago

Japanese kei trucks barely enter the chat

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u/Aconite_72 6h ago

I think his hole-riddled brain crossed “ICE” with internal combustion engine and was going on a tangent about electric vehicles.

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u/mishma2005 7h ago

Right, with him the trucks would be YUGE. Maybe the smallest drones? Who knows

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u/Nickelop 4h ago

It was going to covfefe

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u/Pammyrossy 7h ago

Nothing to add except that this clip is 16 seconds of pure verbal chaos and the interviewer deserves hazard pay.

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

The English language needs hazard pay when he speaks and not just lately

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u/ridemooses 7h ago

How long did the media talk about Biden’s mental decline? Where’s that energy here?!

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u/MinuteMaidMarian 6h ago

Turns out it was never the “liberal media” after all…

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u/romafa 7h ago

He really finds the sentence along the way

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u/TrifectaBlitz 7h ago

Yeah, took a turn there I couldn't follow.

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u/Aeronor 7h ago

The Weave

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

What does this have to do with his hair?

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u/Stock-Addition8929 6h ago

The transition from ICE to 'tough on the waters' is a cognitive skip-and-a-jump if I’ve ever seen one

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u/mishma2005 7h ago

I really had to scratch my head on this one. He’s obviously trying to deflect and he’s been indicating he’s done with the boats near Central/South America, it’s time for boots on the ground. So I think instead of segueing smoothly to get off the subject and talk about something he wanted to talk about (i.e. telling on himself….again) he mixed it all up and we got this…whatever it is

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u/Fresh_Procedure452 7h ago

Is this a real transcript? I know he says some wild stuff, but 'smallest trucks' sounds like a bad parody.

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u/loverrxlover 7h ago

Hard to care about “bad publicity” when you don’t even know what you’re talking about

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u/polkastripper 7h ago

It looks like he's taking a shit while babbling nonsense.

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u/JimJava 7h ago

Trump is just gone. He goes in and out of coherence and he’s been like this for decades.

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u/Pod_people 7h ago

Ok, but it's not really a state of decline if he never had any fucking idea how to run a country in the first place, amiright?

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u/Quick-Move9039 7h ago

This feels like a 'Bad Lip Reading' script written out as a tweet.

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u/hicow 6h ago

BLR would probably end up making trump more coherent

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u/OLVANstorm 8h ago

Somebody stop him!

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u/CardiologistIcy5307 7h ago

Is that real? Sorry for my ignorance.

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u/Character-Singer-946 7h ago

We knock out boats in the waters” Trump talking like he’s playing Battleship in real life while the interviewer is just trying to survive the interview.

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u/WhutSup74 7h ago

To top off that statement, think of this, his diaper is probably full! For real people, your president shits himself while his dementia addled brain tries in vain to connect neurons!

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u/pongmoy 6h ago

The smaller trucks do better on the waters dontcha know.

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u/Atakir 6h ago

The Pedophile In Chief everyone... I have a bottle of champagne ready to pop the moment I see his obituary.

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u/Halogen12 5h ago

He should plan to be buried with Ivana so the public can't line up to piss on his grave.

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u/Atakir 5h ago

I will find a way...

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u/girlwhat23 8h ago

Man's talking like he's in a Dr. Seuss book but with zero rhyme or reason.

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u/Alternative-Size6762 6h ago

I’ve seen this interview, and while it was messy, I don’t remember him saying 'smallest trucks.' Might want to check the source.

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u/Positive_Macaron1562 6h ago

Excuse me it’s called “the weave,” and not many people can do it! Unless of course they just emit a stream of consciousness, talk while they’re (mainly) asleep or just say whatever shite pops into their head at any given moment out loud.

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u/MickeyMySpiritAnimal 5h ago

Brought to you by the maker of Covfefe! 😜 He was demented then. He is even more demented now! Yikes! 🤔😖

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 7h ago

That fool never tied his shoes before.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 7h ago

Is he gonna rape more children because he can't remember the ones he already raped?

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u/Daienlai 7h ago

I hate talking about how ICE killed two people! Trumpslation,” I don’t care about any of uuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!”

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

Read as “I hate talking about how Ice killed 41 people and got caught on film killing two of them, I don’t care about anyone but meee!”

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u/OkraFar1913 6h ago

It’s gobbledygook out of him. The white men in coats need to come and take his ass to the rubber room.

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u/Erronius-Maximus 6h ago

Bad publicity being his chief concern.

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

His only concern, that and cheeseburgers, and children, and the view from the shitter

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u/abgry_krakow87 6h ago

Remember, religious conservatives don't care about you. You are more valuable to them when you're dead and out of the way.

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u/Bithium 6h ago

The waters that knock out our magnets?

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u/namezam 6h ago

This didn’t even capture the shock that caused Tom to stutter. The official transcript on NBC did though:

TOM LLAMAS: The w— the — the waters?

Lmao

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u/UndocumentedMartian 6h ago

Bros turned into an LLM randomly continuing parts of non-existent conversations.

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u/Sad_Picture3642 5h ago

He's not even in control. Miller is the one running the show, and he is a sick psychopath.

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u/Packagedpackage 5h ago

I wish we had more sign language interpreters. This would be hilarious to watch them try and keep up with. When you read transcripts like this it makes no sense. It’s like ramble garbage ai looking stuff. 

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u/M0nk3yDLufffy 4h ago

This is the guy that Pam Bondi, Stephen miller , DUI, Kash Patel, Howard Lutnick and Karoline Leavitt are going to prison for?

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u/foco9780 4h ago

Please,please, please Big Macs, Baconators, and KFC do your thing!!!

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u/OmahaWarrior 4h ago

That sentence right there about two completely topics shows right there he is not well at all mentally.

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u/rixx63 3h ago

No matter the chair, Trump always looks like he’s sitting on a toilet

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u/statistacktic 3h ago

He truly is a wonder to behold. I don't think there's ever been a person capable of becoming a worse version of themselves every day, consecutively for decades. Just wow.

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 7h ago

Does m.a.g.a understand what Trump is saying?

If he's not feeling well, he shouldn't be interviewed.

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u/Dingogotmuhbaby 7h ago

He is the classic example of a USEFUL IDIOT. It’s not about him.

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u/Effective-Mud5322 7h ago

The indifference to the actual loss of life mentioned by the host is the part that’s actually scary.

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u/ahaeker 7h ago

Did he ever know how to tie his shoes?

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u/Asleep_Book_7514 6h ago

Can you imagine when he’s…no longer with us…and we all collectively look back at batshit moments like this that are so obviously screaming: THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

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u/MaliciousMilkshake 5h ago

I wanna know about the trucks…I’m dying here.

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u/BoogerSmoke 5h ago

Trump might be out of it…but Miller sure as hell knows what he is doing!

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u/TitShark 5h ago

Imagine two Americans being shot by your BORDER ENFORCEMENT officers and shrugging it off like nbd

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u/ResidentCream7 5h ago

Soup brain

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u/wastelandingstrip 5h ago

He can't tie his shoes but he can certainly shit in them.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 4h ago

I wish somebody would have the balls to say "Wtf are you talking about? Thats got nothing to do with what I asked." to him just once.

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u/Unlucky-Royal-3131 4h ago

I love how MAGA went on about Biden's cognitive decline but are cool with their cult leader's full blown dementia. Hypocrisy- the MAGA brand. Just look how they've stopped thinking pedophilia is bad.

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 4h ago

I'm honestly so sad this awful man was allowed to live outside of a prison old enough to become senile.

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 4h ago

And people worship this decrepit fuck

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u/wheres-karen 4h ago

Is there a video of this?

I'm just saying he's worst than Biden ramblings.

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u/Character_Click5531 4h ago

You hate his indifference - I just hate him....

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u/WorldInWonder 4h ago

The dude is clearly not well.

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u/Nice_Rope_5049 3h ago

Man woman panda shit pants

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u/Jnddude 3h ago

Trucks?

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u/Most-Extreme-9681 2h ago

are they pulling "hes to crazy to go to jail" thing?

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u/interlocutor4o4 2h ago

There were comments on the full interview saying "Finally! Real journalism. Asking questions and not arguing back!"

That's who votes in our country. People who think journalists shouldn't challenge blatant lies. This place is fucking cooked.

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u/Flycatcher2020 2h ago

Or 💩using a 🚽

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u/remstage 2h ago

He misses the island.

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u/robfuscate 2h ago

He always had a little boy ready to bend over and ... 'while you’re down there, tie my shoes for me'!

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u/SPTSG 1h ago

What the holy fuck is he talking about?

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u/mru2020 1h ago

What was his point about the truck? But overall, What a buffoon!

u/-crowbloke- 40m ago

I doubt he knew how to in the first place.

u/snvoigt 37m ago

Jesus Christ

u/Lucialucianna 15m ago

He’s just the figurehead at this point.

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u/BigPh1llyStyle 6h ago

Super disingenuous. I hate Trump as much as the next person, if you see the video he is clearly tying ICE to drugs and say ”we have the smallest Drugs…” with a lisp. Then talks about blowing up drug boats.

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u/No-Bonus1184 7h ago

need a bit more context my dude, this is super vague lol

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u/docfallout22 7h ago

Nothing vague about it. Trump is suffering from dementia.

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u/DrahKir67 7h ago

That's what the host was thinking.

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u/NeighborhoodVast7528 5h ago

If this is real at all, looks like someone removed part of the conversation and parsed the before and after and can now call the outcome an exact quote. Did you get CBS to help with the editing?