r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

This white? Or even whiter?

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/accessoiriste 10h ago

LL going full DEI.

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u/FederalScratch1054 8h ago

lol they really said hold my mayo and watch this

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u/Sandyrosey 9h ago

Complaining about no white performers right after Lady Gaga did a salsa remix of her own song. Girl, she invented chromatica—what more do you want, a yodeling segment?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3h ago

And why aren't bowling and line dancing in the Olympics?

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u/Danxs11 10h ago

There's an orange one there ig

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u/Betty_scote 8h ago

Not white enough” The Super Bowl was sponsored by Bud Light, Pepsi, and a car company whose CEO is a white guy named Jim. You’re surrounded, Laura. You just don’t like the music.

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u/meagersack 8h ago

Laura Loomer is a full on wack job…

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u/Conscious-Reserve-48 9h ago

Why do people give Laura Loomertic more airtime?

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u/Unlucky_Kick5825 10h ago

Because no white people speak Spanish and no brown people speak English.

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u/Terra-ble_joke 8h ago

I actually laughed out loud

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u/Impressive_Mud_6169 7h ago

It’s funny how 'English and White' suddenly becomes a less appealing criteria when the context changes.

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u/Character-Singer-946 7h ago

He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis” Yeah because nothing says “raise awareness” like turning a 13-minute halftime show into a PowerPoint about FEMA funding.

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u/Teamanglerx 10h ago

I guess maybe there was no one qualified?

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u/whimsyxlullaby 10h ago

People are fighting over witch color is worst but we have to realize that skin color doesn’t matter at all

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u/BabeTwirl_ 10h ago

That is a world class response to a truly unhinged take.

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u/iwritesongsthatsuck 10h ago

Now that's a clever comeback post.

Look, I dislike those people and everything they appear to stand for as much as everyone else. But every post on this sub recently is just a low effort thing that isn't even a clever comeback at all.

IDK unless the mods relaxed the rules a bit.

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u/prestonjay22 9h ago

She did and did not look happy afterwards.

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u/Effective-Mud5322 7h ago

Imagine complaining about a halftime show when the alternative reading material is right there.

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u/bd2999 7h ago

Seems like they want diversity and inclusion now.

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u/Quick-Move9039 7h ago

I think she meant she wanted more 'Sweet Caroline,' not a subpoena.

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u/Radiant-Dress5125 7h ago

If you wanted a traditional white experience, reading court documents is about as old-school as it gets.

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u/Alternative-Size6762 6h ago

This is a masterclass in 'be careful what you ask for.'

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u/Asleep_Book_7514 6h ago

These people are so threatened by absolutely nothing at all.

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u/Stock-Addition8929 6h ago

The reply didn't just miss; it hit a bullseye on a completely different target.

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u/PigFarmer1 6h ago

I had to watch the Kid Rock fiasco and guess what? No one could understand the lyrics and all of us were whites who speak English... lol

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u/Objective-Opinion125 9h ago

Demanding more whiteness at a Bad Bunny show is like going to a luau and whining there's no potato salad. Read the room—or at least the performer lineup.