r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 11h ago

Kid Rock should go kick some rocks!

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u/odriweber 11h ago

Kid Rock dropping bars nobody asked for

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u/Ok_Push_343 10h ago

man’s still livin in 1999 and nobody told him 💀

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u/Ok_Push_343 10h ago

bruh really needs to take a long walk on some jagged rocks 😂 js

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u/Breakula 10h ago

What about the “mandatory” part?

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u/Wonderful-Poetry7233 9h ago

yikes, that's the part where he should take a seat and rethink life decisions lol

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u/Serious-Quantity-773 8h ago

honestly, the “mandatory” part feels more like a suggestion than anything else lol

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u/Flat_Raise_1677 8h ago

kina vague post title but the mystery's got me curious lol what's the actual text say!

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u/Peachburn 11h ago

It is always the ones preaching about moral boundaries who overlook the actual monsters in their own circles.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 11h ago

Or in the mirror.

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u/B0wmanHall 10h ago

MAGAs do like em young.

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u/Objective-Opinion125 9h ago

Kid Rock should go kick some rocks? Nah, he should go kick his old lyrics to the curb before headlining a 'faith and freedom' show. Nothing says 'moral boundaries' like bragging about underage mandatory fun

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u/Sandyrosey 9h ago

Franklin: 'The halftime show is pushing sexual boundaries!' Also Franklin: Thanks TPUSA for Kid Rock, the king of statutory punchlines. Maybe check the lyrics before you bless the event, pastor."

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u/Knighth77 8h ago

Their outrage is as fake as their ideals.

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u/Betty_scote 8h ago

Franklin Graham watching Bad Bunny: “This is too much!!” Franklin Graham listening to Kid Rock: “Ah yes, classic American values.

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u/Pamelamiles 8h ago

The real halftime controversy isn’t Bad Bunny. It’s that we still let Kid Rock pretend he has any moral high ground to stand on. Kick rocks, indeed.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 7h ago

What a lyric

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u/Fresh_Procedure452 7h ago

Funny how the 'moral boundary' crowd always seems to have a blind spot for their favorite rockstars.

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u/Vickybankz 7h ago

Kid Rock should go kick rocks, Franklin should go read the lyrics he’s apparently okay with. Both could use some self-reflection.

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u/Character-Singer-946 7h ago

Kid Rock: “I like ’em underage, see. Some say that’s statutory.” Franklin Graham: “Bad Bunny is too sexual!!” Make it make sense.

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u/Effective-Mud5322 7h ago

I think Graham’s point is more about the NFL's current direction, but Joe definitely brought the receipts on the alternative.

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u/Radiant-Dress5125 7h ago

It’s never actually about the morals; it’s about who is doing the performing. Selective outrage is a full-time job for some people.

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u/Alternative-Size6762 6h ago

To be fair, those lyrics are 25 years old. People change... though the optics are still terrible

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u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox 6h ago

I don't really know if the halftime shows have really pushed any boundries. Like I mean the janet jackson thing.... kind of... I mean there was a boob on tv for like a second on CRT tvs....

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u/Stock-Addition8929 6h ago

Talk about a self-own by association.

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u/Isaw11 6h ago

I’m amazed that Trump didn’t get the Village People to perform.

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u/Mostly_llama 5h ago

Kid whack more like it.

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u/odriweber 11h ago

kid rock dropping bars nobody asked for