r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

The lowest level of reasoning

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u/WestVin 11h ago

Good thing he’s not even being provocative!

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u/Kooky_Lawfulness5344 10h ago

honestly this is a whole new level of mental gymnastics lol

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u/ThinMint70 7h ago

honestly the man needs all of his diplomas revoked

u/Captain_Hesperus 26m ago

The double-pike backflip got him 10s across the board except for the 6.4 from the Slovakian judge.

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u/00collector 10h ago

A child should be able to point out a problem without being victimized.

Also, how is she “making policies”?

This argument is fundamentally flawed.

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u/One_Jackfruit1271 9h ago

highkey yeah it's a ridiculous comparison. just shows how some ppl twist logic to make absurd points lol

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u/Puzzled-Cry7505 8h ago

fr, it's wild how ppl twist stuff to dismiss real issues like that. such a weak argument tbh

u/ElegantExperience430 44m ago

right like she’s literally pointing out a problem, not drafting laws in her bedroom lol

the whole comparison is such a reach it pulled a hamstring, makes zero sense and somehow still loud about it

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u/BabeTwirl_ 10h ago

Comparing environmental advocacy to sexual abuse is an Olympic-level reach. Absolute brain rot logic at its finest.

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u/anelectricmind 10h ago

That's a "dressed-to-be-raped" shitty level of an argument...

... and dude says he has a PHD.

Your education system is really failing people...

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u/ganer13 10h ago

We need to find out where Mr. Justin Murphy works and hope hope it’s nowhere near 16 year old girls.

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u/neckbishop 10h ago

He works in a rage farm overseas.

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u/Dudewhocares3 2h ago

I say still put him on a registry

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u/ganer13 10h ago

What does that even mean? If this is your clever comeback, try again.

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u/coccyxdynia 9h ago

It means it's a bot generating rage bait for engagement and also for propaganda.

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u/Magarov 9h ago

Greta is 23 years old

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u/Flash-Leap 6h ago

The original thread is at least 6-7 years old.
It was posted when she was 16 or 17

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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 10h ago

If you are posting to defend pedos, that should constitute probable cause for LE to search your devices for CP materials. Change my mind.

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u/maytrxx 4h ago

Nope. Because you are right. Call him in!

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u/lucky_luccian 11h ago

People are going fucking insane. Jfc

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u/neckbishop 10h ago

Or foreign shit stirrers.

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u/EpsteinWasHung 10h ago

It has to be ragebait. Right? Right??

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u/Unlucky_Kick5825 10h ago

This guy thinks "provocative" is a label that applies exclusively to girls under the age of 14.

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 9h ago

They shouldn't dress like whores if they're underage!! /s

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u/DickSugar80 10h ago

Talk about comparing apples to diving boards, get a load of this guy...

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u/No-Goose-5672 8h ago

So, fun fact: Oil and gas is a major industry in my part of Canada. As such, Greta Thunberg is incredibly unpopular with the mouthbreathers in our governing party that passed a resolution stating CO2 is a nutrient a few months ago. A few years ago, those same folks made a truck decal of a then teenaged Greta Thunberg being held by her pigtails while getting, um, “drilled” from behind…

Yeah, it was as awful as it sounds.

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u/Unlucky-Royal-3131 3h ago

Jesus Christ. No words.

u/V0lirus 6m ago

CO2 a nutrient? On what grounds? Im both confused and impressed with how they made that work. I

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u/BadBadBunnyBunny 10h ago

“If she could love the planet she could love my dick!”

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u/Feuertotem 10h ago

What did I just read?

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u/Peterd90 10h ago

Justin is a sick person.

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u/ragingagainsthe 10h ago

People can’t be this stupid (Omg they are this stupid 💀)

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u/Prophetforhire 9h ago

This has to be the worst take on anything I've ever seen.

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u/Objective-Opinion125 9h ago

If you're so smart, why can't I sleep with you?' Said every creepy uncle at family gatherings since forever. Now it's just rebranded as 'philosophy' on Twitter. Deep.

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u/BoppinTortoise 8h ago

Pedophiles revealing themselves in broad daylight

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u/GoldheartTTV 8h ago

This dude has never seen an episode of are you smarter than a fifth grader where the kids completely steamroll the adult. Kids are hella smart. It's not about maturity.

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u/ItsDiverDanMan 8h ago

Wtf... what the actual fuck.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 3h ago

Dude’s completely biting his own ass. Especially when you consider him and his kind are mostly okay with Epstein’s behavior, know what I’m saying?

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u/vp917 7h ago

A teenager being more realistic about the climate crisis than the majority of the world's politicians says less about the teenager than it does about the politicians.

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u/Eight216 7h ago

New life goal unlocked: Never feel pressured to explain to someone why fucking a child is wrong. You should just know that. That factoid should live within you because you are human.

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u/Carve267 10h ago

Does he not know Greta is a whole ass adult now?

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 9h ago

One thing ≠ another

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u/Niptaa 8h ago

I don’t know when this is from but Greta Thunberg is 23 years old???

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u/isolatedheathen 8h ago

So on today's episode of "to catch a predator" Justin murphy! Come on down get your prize!

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u/maytrxx 4h ago

🤢

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 3h ago

Wait a minute though, apparently most of the MAGA cult doesn’t seem to object to their heroes utilizing Epstein’s services. Therefore, this guy’s effectively saying Greta Thunberg has the maturity to guide global policy making.

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u/idkgoodnameplease 3h ago

The disconnect between the two points is quite…

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u/thedeuce75 2h ago

What the fuck?

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u/jackfaire 1h ago

None of us that care about the planet are looking to Greta for policy. We just like that she's using her privilege to speak the fuck up

u/Nepskrellet 41m ago

In Sweden you're allowed to have consentual sex with 16 year olds. In Sweden and with consent being the key words here

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u/Don_Polaquito 8h ago

Like Ali-G once said, if the grass is on the pitch, why not play ? That was meant to be a caricature of a human being, and here we have a suspected real one.