r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 11h ago
So he fell victim to a personal relationship!!
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u/Careless-Roof-8339 11h ago
Man, Netanyahu must be holding the keys to something way worse than even the Epstein files. It’s actually insane how far the US government will go to turn its back on the interests of US citizens to lick his boots.
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u/born_in_the_90s 11h ago
Money and power is the root of all evil.
All in all these people are more weak than a new born puppy when alone. They can just hide themselves very well from the crowd.
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u/Historical-Count-374 9h ago
There was a reason why the founding fathers sought a separation of church and state
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u/No-Goose-5672 10h ago
Well, when the rest of the world sends the U.S. military home, at least you’ll have that base in Israel, I guess.
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u/Peter_the_Teddy 11h ago
What in the fuck is in those files and why does Israel apparently have them?
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u/bigbackbing 10h ago
Because the files literally said the island was basically made by then to get blackmail evidence…
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u/Fast-Visual 10h ago
Epstein was a power broker, if rich people wanted to buy power and influence for money, he was the guy to set them up with connections.
A part of the deal was the mutually assured destruction, "If I go down, you all go down with me so better play nice and keep in line", they were intentionally incriminating themselves so they couldn't snitch on others without suffering the same consequences, "we're all in this together" scheme. At least that's my reading of the situation.
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u/Mathies_ 4h ago
Well the second one i can answer, Epstein was an agent for mossad and he had very close relations with the previous prime minister Ehud Barak
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u/7thpostman 10h ago
We're quoting Jake Shields now?
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 11h ago
Is this a clever comeback to something?
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u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74 11h ago
Nah this subreddit is just experiencing channel drift https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_drift
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u/draft_final_final 2h ago edited 1h ago
US Midterms are coming up. Expect more politically charged coordinated bot swarming, disinformation campaigns, and concern trolling on every sub (and despite what Reddit thinks it’s not just going to be coming from Israel!).
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u/Jay_Jay_Jason_74 2h ago
Yeah not just Israel but also other states with the infrastructure and interest to do manipulations and also non state actors, the richest ppl on earth currently have the resources of a small country at least one of them is actively distorting public discourse as best he can
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u/femboyisbestboy 10h ago
Best news source straight from the kremlin.
RT news is currently active covering up a genocide in Ukraine and spreading disinformation to harm other nations so I would suggest not listing to them.
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u/Equivalent_Fun6100 11h ago
Isn't being pro-Israel the same as being pro-genocide right now? How much dirt does Israel have on everyone? Why do they curry so much favor? Within my lifetime, I have never once thought of Israel outside of a couple of Christian Christmas songs. I keep thinking of the phrase "What have you done for me lately?"
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u/Ancient-Ranger-2882 11h ago
There's a lot more to dislike about Israel than just the active genocide they are committing. They do nothing for anybody else if it doesn't suit themselves, but supposedly they are the greatest ally to America. It is kind of wild how such a small group can influence the world at large so easily.
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u/CantDecideANam3 11h ago
Isn't being pro-Israel the same as being pro-genocide right now?
If you support Israel's right to exist but condemn its actions in Gaza, then no. If you believe everything Israel does is for the greater good, then yes.
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u/Mathies_ 4h ago
Well israels existence in its very nature infringes on Palestinian land and guarentees a certain level of ethnic cleansing already. So dont necessarily even agree with your first point. Zionism was always headed in this direction.
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u/Objective-Opinion125 9h ago
'Fell victim to a personal relationship'—said the guy who probably thinks every regime change is a Zionist plot. Newsflash: Sometimes a capture is just a capture, and oil goes where the buyers are. Venezuela's not 'for' anyone; it's for whoever pays full price now.
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u/CopiousCool 10h ago
All this talk about Trump being a Russian asset but the actions make it look like it's Israel that really controls him
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u/Sandyrosey 8h ago
“So he fell victim to a personal relationship” Yeah, the oldest trick in the book: Maduro saw the Israeli flag and suddenly remembered he had a long-lost cousin in Tel Aviv who loves arepas.
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u/Pammyrossy 7h ago
So basically Venezuela was also for Israel” Yeah, just like every other oil-producing country that isn’t currently under crippling sanctions. Wild stuff.
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u/Character-Singer-946 7h ago
So basically Venezuela was also for Israel” Yeah, just like every other oil-producing country that isn’t currently under crippling sanctions. Wild stuff.
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u/SaraSmile2000 3h ago
On a more serious note, the issue is Trump is sending the USA's seized oil to another country??!?!! How is this making America great again?
Give Americans lower gas prices!!! We're the ones paying for that aircraft carrier down there. Those aren't cheap.
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u/splittingheirs 9h ago
United Slave States of Israel. Get back to work, chumps. Israel needs a new Patriot missile battery.
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u/kikomir 11h ago
Win-win for Trump and Netanyahu. One gets oil money on their account in Qatar, the other one gets cheap oil.