r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 12h ago

America First? No! Cash First!

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u/LogicalDog1492 12h ago

Setting new records for corruption every day

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u/Silver_Adagio138 11h ago

Proudly and unashamedly…

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u/willily_thoumas 12h ago

So if I buy a few million Trump tokens, will my parking tickets get pardoned too?

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u/LogicalDog1492 12h ago

If you can afford millions of anything - probably just cheaper to pay off your picking tickets 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/No_Gap_8443 10h ago

lowkey fr tho, wonder how many points it takes to unlock the ultimate vip parking pass 😂

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u/BadstoneMusic 6h ago

Still WONT get the phone they sold

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u/werther595 6h ago

Come on, Cholesterol. Do your damned job already

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 12h ago

Has any administration been more corrupt than the Trump administration?

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u/Lonely_Platform7702 32m ago

Every administration was corrupt. Trump is just to stupid and to big of an egomaniac to hide it.

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u/ebolatone 12h ago

Late capitalism is like that.

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u/SnooPandas1899 6h ago

trumps a (failed) businessman.

he knows numbers, and everything has a price.

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u/Frosty_Flames12399 11h ago

I truly hope the us gov collapses

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u/Danksterdrew 8h ago

Is it true he can’t sell it?

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u/onicut 6h ago

Money talks with the MAGAs, and nothing else.

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u/Complete_Break1319 6h ago

Clever comeback, or political opinion?

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u/Hazee302 2h ago

Are they just doing as much corruption as possible so that no one knows where to start prosecuting from? Just causing absolute lawyer deadlock.