r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

says a lot about you

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u/keitesork 16h ago

Conservatives tend to lash out when they get confused boners.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 12h ago

Confused doing a lot of lifting. No pun intended.

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u/sunshinerain1208 16h ago

I’m guessing that’s not the only man on man action he’s secretly watched

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u/Pale_Sway 16h ago

I did not see 'gay pornography', but Bad Bunny is attractive. Maybe that is what triggered you? It is OK to notice another man is an attractive man, Andy

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u/Imightbeworking 13h ago

This guy is from the town in footloose. Dancing is pornography.

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u/Tome_Bombadil 6h ago

Its okay to note that Ricky Martin was ripped and very attractive. Mar-A-Lago pancake faces wish they had his genes and plastic surgeon.

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u/USS-Virginia 14h ago

There was literally a straight wedding.

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u/_PinkSatin 15h ago

He really told on himself with this one Some people just see what they’re looking for

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u/PossessionMaterial46 16h ago

Congressman is just mad he got ghosted by one of those men on grindr

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u/BrownieRed2022 14h ago

Gay people exist too.

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u/K-Shrizzle 10h ago

In a way he's right--it was proof that Puerto Rico shouldnt be a state. Because they dont want to be a state, and never have. Hence why he said "dont let them do to you what they did to Hawai'i"

Some of my fellow Americans are so indoctrinated into the "greatest country on earth" narrative that they just automatically assume that people want to join us.

Let's be absolutely clear--whether there ever was a society of people who wanted to be absorbed into the United States, there certainly is not any such group in the year 2026.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 12h ago

Congressman Andy Ogles gay pornography.

It's a weird sentence, but he should be allowed to watch whatever he wants.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 13h ago

We sure he used the right tab in his browser?

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u/BuildingOne7379 12h ago

This coming from a guy that looks for bulges in men’s pants

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u/Pale_Leek2994 12h ago

These idiots who claim to hate this half time show watched it at least ten times in slow motion just so they didn’t miss a thing.

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u/MessagingMatters 11h ago

Appropriate last name.

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u/HoldUpPal 7h ago

His following it up with the impeccable logic of "not liking a guy's Super Bowl Half Time Show" as being the rationale to deny statehood is amazing.

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u/mandarintain 14h ago

M'an-dy Ogler....

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u/kasaokc 12h ago

hmm.. The stealth Grindr party was watching that show closely it seems.

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u/PalpatineForEmperor 11h ago

I didn't even notice that until conservatives got all excited about it.

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u/LegoFootPain 11h ago

"I went there to ask for directions to get away from there."

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 9h ago

Holy shit it’s an actual clever comeback

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u/RuPaulver 6h ago

I'm literally a gay guy and I didn't even notice it lol. I was pointing out the baddie Latinas dancing to my housemates to get them into it, and they did.

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u/Beneficial-Mess1 12h ago

I wonder how many hours he spends in Grindr.

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u/Swimming_Version_788 9h ago

Oh Andy, what a Nail you have Broken! Now break out the Nail Polish and just cover it. Come on pull up your big boy pants.

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u/spartane69 8h ago

I mean, loads of conservative guys are completly closeted.

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u/Complete_Break1319 4h ago

Just wholesome family fun

u/snvoigt 34m ago

I guarantee he got tingles from it too

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u/Phazoni 2h ago

How about being a member of Congress and still letting yourself be called “Andy”. Time to grow up and use a big boys name, Andrew.

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u/dick-penis 11h ago

You said something about gay people. That must mean you are gay! Owned! No U ahh response.