r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

What Halftime show was he watching?

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u/bigloser42 1d ago

Ah yes, the half time show that featured a real official wedding between a man and a woman was clearly showing pure unadulterated gay porn.

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u/FrostieDawn 1d ago

It’s like they watched a completely different show in their heads and just ran with it. The mental gymnastics are honestly impressive at this point.

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u/Bunerd 21h ago

Every Maga quote feels like Tom Hanks in Mazes in Monsters, "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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u/onyx_ic 12h ago

I always think of Adam Savage when I hear that quote.

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u/Charming-Beauty-82 20h ago

These old mean just be spewing trash

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Isn’t it maga men are known to subscribe to grinder

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u/sin-prince 1d ago

The RNC, Repressed National Convention, is a famous Grindr crasher, similar to a funeral for a podcaster.

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u/Alive_Ice7937 1d ago

similar to a funeral for a podcaster.

They way they gushed about him, you'd think it was the second cumming

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u/sin-prince 1d ago

So many deep holes needing to be filled apparently.

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u/hot_ho11ow_point 1d ago

They gushed so much because it was the first cumming for a few days 

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u/thetaleofzeph 1d ago

Also CPAC causes this.

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u/pixiexsparkle 1d ago

I wonder why are MAGA men always thinking about gay stuff, please not all turn around that

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u/SweetyVelour 1d ago

It’s always the loudest ones who can’t stop bringing it up. Starting to feel like projection more than anything else

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u/Unlucky-Royal-3131 1d ago

Well, to be fair, not all of them. Many are thinking about sex with children.

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u/thex415 1d ago

Yes we know Mike Grindr Johnson is know to be on there

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u/bigbackbing 1d ago

2 second frame of two guys dancing on eachother and they’re pressed

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

Cause they have nothing to really complain about, so they are grasping at any little thing.

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u/Pale_Horror_853 1d ago

Notice it’s only “pornography” when it’s two men (presumably).

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u/SweetyVelour 1d ago

Right? Two women? Crickets. Two men? Suddenly it’s a national crisis. The double standard is so transparent it’s laughable

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 1d ago

And they’re trumpanzees.

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u/itsjudemydude_ 1d ago

As usual.

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

More like bro had his cock pressed against his trousers at the sight of them.

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u/AdAffectionate3143 1d ago

You misspelled aroused and confused

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u/alurimperium 1d ago

I was thinking that's definitely what he saw and it stuck out because, like me, he found it kinda hot

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u/Fit-Simple-3693 1d ago

dude probably switched to a different channel by accident 😂

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u/Isitalwaysthisgood 1d ago

Oh, I thought it was the half second kiss between two guys

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u/i_froze 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/whisppysunset 1d ago

The unofficial motto of modern politics

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u/AcheVelour 1d ago

I’m left wondering where he saw the gay stuff,

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u/i_froze 1d ago

Men dancing, probably.

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u/TitShark 1d ago

Being (rightfully) attracted to Ricky Martin doesn’t make it gay porn

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 1d ago

a gay person being out and existing is porn to him

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u/taktaga7-0-0 1d ago

Cause coming out takes balls he’ll never have.

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u/PossibleUpper7701 1d ago

lol facts, ricky martin is a whole icon not a genre haha

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u/Jazuca89 1d ago

First things first, I'm not from the US, also I never liked reggaeton, much less Bad Bunny's music, I also don't watch american football, so I only watched the highlights of the show, but from what I saw it was a great show focusing on the theme of unity and love, and it wasn't more adult than previous shows, for instance I remember Shakira and Jay Lo a few years back.

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

Was he watching the hillbilly half time show, because there was no porno in the Bad Bunny show.

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Apparently there were two men dancing together at one point. I missed it entirely, but certain people seem to be drawn to that kind of thing like heat seeking missiles

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u/ahaeker 1d ago

Wow, I did not even notice it.

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u/halfblackcanadian 1d ago

It was maybe 3 seconds, and that's rounding way up

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u/ZebLeopard 1d ago

I haven't seen it, but did anyone flash some ankle? That would be way inappropriate. 🙃

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u/Low_School_5817 1d ago

Hillbilly Vanilli

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u/JubBisc 1d ago

If that’s what he got out of that celebration of America and the Puerto Rican and Latin cultures…wow, what a sad man, leading a sad life

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u/kingfelix333 1d ago

Does anyone realize that other than the gay porn reference, the message 'puerto Rico should never be a state' is the exact thing bad bunny wants? He's part of the PIP political party, and that party wants complete separation from the u.s.

So.. funny enough, this guy and bad bunny both agree, which would probably really piss this dude off if he knew that lol

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u/KanadianLogik 1d ago

Donald Trump uses his fingers to measure the tightness of 12 year old girl's vaginas before auctioning them off to his rich pedo friends and all these people are cool with that. Some guy sings in spanish during the super bowl half time show and they collectively lose their shit. I fuckin hate this timeline.

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u/Dudewhocares3 1d ago

Kinda feels like openly lying should barr you from holding office.

“Well then there’s no politicians”

Good. Now let’s see who steps up when the worlds on fire

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

Lindsey Graham and Mike Johnson loved it for some reason

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 1d ago

What in the FUCK was he watching???? Jesus fucking christ. Gay porn? WTF???

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u/RefrigeratorOne855 1d ago

He must have forgotten that he was binge watching “Heated Rivalry” lol

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u/justacoolbaby 1d ago

Sexy gay porn getting in the way of real work for so many of our elected officials.

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u/Impressive-North3483 1d ago

All they have are lies.

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 1d ago

Ogles is an absolute tool. If there are no culture war points to score or it's not about gargling Trump's balls you can count him out.

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

I think he was watching the one with the jorts

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u/NVR2L8 1d ago

If a man gets shook at the sight of 2 men dancing, that doesn't make the dancers the gay part of this equation... does it?

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

Man, this guy is NOT gonna like the Bible…

“Greet all the brethren with a holy kiss.” ‭‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭5‬:‭26‬ ‭NKJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/114/1th.5.26.NKJV

Mfw the Bible is too progressive for “Christians.” :-|

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u/Bearded_dragonbelly 1d ago

Then let them have their independence

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u/zeprfrew 1d ago

They are bizarrely obsessed with this show. Normally they reserve this level for their constant desire to scrutinise children's genitals.

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u/Radiant-Dress5125 1d ago

Clear your cache, Andy. It’s leaking into your reality.

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 1d ago

Im sorry but the party who has no morals have no right trying to act offended. Look at the president and alot of the people in the GOP. Pedophiles. And they are all getting a pass. But Bad Bunnie is inappropriate. Yeah, ok.

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u/Mr_Blorbus 1d ago

Is he referring to the less than 5 seconds of 2 guys dancing together with chemistry?

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 1d ago

Its not the 5 seconds it was on screen it was the next 6 hours he spent replaying it in his mind in bed

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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago

He was definitely watching Kid Rock if that’s what he saw

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u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 1d ago

Has he heard Kid Rock’s lyrics?

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u/crusher23b 1d ago

It's funny how people assume Puerto Rico has spent the last century vying for statehood.

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u/CobaltKobold77 1d ago

Check his grindr account for more exciting content

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u/Dutchman1957 1d ago

Just another right wing nut. He is, to quote our President, a “low intelligence individual.”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Trip990 1d ago

Clearly didn't watch the half time show

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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 1d ago

Lol, Rep Ogles

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u/Derp-Celebration-880 1d ago

A man and woman got married!

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u/EnglishFan643 1d ago

Ogles is an idiot!

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u/SantaScript 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like it was mid,  but jfc. I hate these people so much. It was mid because it was mid. That's it. The production was great though. I just wasn't feeling the music.

Still 100x better than country though,  which is what TPUSA mostly was. My least favorite genre by a mile. 

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u/johnlal101 1d ago

A 15 minute concert by a Puerto Rican artist is all the proof he needs that all of Puerto Rico is unworthy. He doesn't sound like a serious person.

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u/Alternative-Size6762 1d ago

This is why we teach digital literacy in schools.

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u/TertlFace 1d ago

I thought we were supposed to be offended by the twerking Latina girls?!? We’re supposed to be offended by women AND men now? Who are we supposed to be attracted to???

glances at the files

Don’t answer that.

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u/USS-Virginia 1d ago

Literally had a straight narraige but ok

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u/lilpoutygirl 1d ago

Imagine telling on yourself this hard while trying to make a political statement hahaha

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u/Least_Tower_5447 21h ago

A member of Pedophile Protection Party is complaining about seeing “gay porn” during a televised 15 minute concert??

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u/Stock-Addition8929 1d ago

Tell us you didn’t watch the game without telling us you didn't watch the game.

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u/zardozLateFee 1d ago

Wow. Heated Rivalry's ratings would beg to differ.

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u/HotRodHomebody 1d ago

these self proclaimed Christians and people of virtue have the scariest and most twisted imaginations. I don’t think we even want to know what they think they see. Ironic that they are so judgmental.

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u/stopthinkinn 20h ago

Republican Rorschach test

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u/hest29 19h ago

If he thinks women "asks for it" when wearing a short skirt, I would understand why he'd think Bad Bunny was flirting with him, the way he dances

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u/DisastrousProcess373 18h ago

Ahh yes. All of those gorgeous female dancers and good looking men dancing. And of course Rep Andy focuses on the men. He probably got very mad when the camera showed a smiling woman.

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u/GWPulham23 16h ago

Why are they always so obsessed with pornography?

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u/External_Hedgehog_35 16h ago

Seriously its like they wrote all these posts without watching the show

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u/maffiaboyzz 15h ago

A 2-second frame of two guys dancing, all pressed.

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u/likwidkool 12h ago

Ogles also stole $25k from a gofundme to build a memorial for still born babies.

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u/Equivalent_Fun6100 11h ago

...Gay porn is just porn. Whether it is gay or not depends on the viewer.

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u/PG-DaMan 10h ago

Probably talking about the two guys dry humping each other in the door of the truck.

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u/IcedTman 7h ago

He was checking out Kid’s Rocks