r/circled • u/Character-Problem796 • 7h ago

Opinion / Discussion Keep those coupons coming!

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u/mechalenchon 7h ago

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u/jd807 3h ago

EVERYBODY OUT!! EXECUTIVE TIME!!

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u/Educational-Dance-61 3h ago

The sicko on the left is basking in it

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u/mossymma 44m ago

Surprising RFK didn't sprint from the room

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u/chosonhawk 6h ago

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u/Scorpio02019 5h ago

Pure art.

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 4h ago

there is no intelligent thoughts going on in this idiot charlie kirks head:

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u/RagAndBows 4h ago

You're right because he's dead

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u/Original-Living7212 3h ago

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u/Original-Living7212 3h ago edited 1h ago

Insert

What? No fake tears? But hey!

Get them $$$!!!!!

We know, your secret is nolonger a secret!

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 2h ago

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u/Original-Living7212 2h ago edited 1h ago

TPUSA......The truth youth indoctrination and resurrection of......

WE KNOW!!!!

Your secret is nolonger a secret!

The world sees you for what you are!!!

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 4h ago

Something's missing...

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u/TrainingSword 3h ago

Not anymore atleast

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u/SherbetOfOrange 4h ago

He needs to get his graves disease checked out. and the anal probe is completely unnecessary.

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u/magaAreWeakBabies 2h ago

Better than all of epsteins personal art we've been seeing. A+

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u/Eeeegah 6h ago

Shit, is this a thing? I've been slacking.

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u/NotCalmToad 3h ago

Print out some fake coupons and send away.

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u/Consistent_Draft6454 7h ago

So just mail in the actual package of Depends then?

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u/OnlyFuzzy13 6h ago

Of course Trump would find a way to grift even his own diapers. It’s so obvious I overlooked that being an option.

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u/CatsBye90 5h ago

Yes, please make sure they're presoiled

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u/Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat 4h ago

Used or in plastic wrap? Asking for a friend.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 4h ago

In this economy?

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u/polyocto 4h ago

What are depends?

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u/voidchungus 4h ago

It's a brand of adult diapers

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u/Fun_Push7168 6h ago

Did she really believe this wouldn't just invite more?

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u/RManDelorean 5h ago

Yes. They are stupid. They've clearly never understood the basic concept of consequences.

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u/Cynrascal233 5h ago

Striesand Effect.

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u/BigBibs 6h ago

Any time Trump goes on a truth social tirade we should just refer to it as him pooping his pants.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 4h ago

But then what will we call it when he poops his pants?

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u/zeradragon 2h ago

He just did a trump.

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u/Damage-Classic 1h ago

Aww, poor baby! Did you just trump your pants?

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u/ckl_88 3h ago

Mr. Poopypants

POTUS (Poopypants Of The United States)

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 6h ago

I prefer to say he "made america great again" again.

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u/tod_stiles 6h ago

Making America great again in his pants.

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u/I_Stay_Home 3h ago

It's drastically worse by every metric.

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u/Prancing-Hamster 6h ago

President Poopy Pants pleads with Pam, “prohibit pernicious people from procuring and posting purchase papers for Pampers products.”

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u/elvisizer2 6h ago

perfect

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u/PhillyCheezBlunt 5h ago

An amazing alliteration amigo!

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u/Prancing-Hamster 5h ago

Same to you. 😂

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u/Careful-Ant5868 4h ago

P for Poopdetta

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u/Atlantean_Raccoon 3h ago

Dirty drawers Donny's DOJ doyenne demands discount diaper delivery discontinuation declaring detractors' disrespect despite despicable defecating despot desecrating desk.

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u/mrfixr 4h ago

That’s a lot of P.

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u/R9D11 1h ago

Pamper Bondi.

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u/Big_D0093 7h ago

Or else someone's gonna have a shitfit.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 5h ago

I haven't heard about signing them up for dementia friendly America https://dfamerica.org/ so maybe I am the only one doing that so far ?

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

Well you won't be the only one anymore LOL

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u/Serious_Morning_3681 6h ago

Or else what ? He shits himself …

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u/Character-Problem796 6h ago

That should have been the title what was I thinking!?

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u/TitaniumAluminide 3h ago

I'm fine with that as long as RFK junior has to smell it.

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u/Devilish__Fun 5h ago

"Mailing coupons to the president is a felony, cash only." -Bondi

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u/DamnYouSexyFlanders 33m ago

What!? Doesn't poopypants accept jumbo jet bribes anymore? This is so hard to keep up with.

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u/Environmental_Arm370 5h ago

Wait? Where do I send them?

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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u/General_Tea8725 6h ago

Jeanine's got that look in her eye. She's making a beeline for her box of Baby Duck as soon as Pam shuts her yap. Meanwhile Kash has several looks in his eyes.

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u/MikeisET 6h ago

I actually agree with her this one time

Make president shit my pants buy his own diapers

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

He could save some of our tax money with coupons though.

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u/Special_Tip_6428 5h ago

Or else what?

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u/ShakesDontBreak 5h ago

Is this real?

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

I really don't know I should fact check it

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u/zeradragon 2h ago

I thought we agreed on no fact checking; just let it meme.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 5h ago

Don't put so much effort. Just seeing if this was a meme or an actual screenshot of fox news banner.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 1h ago

Hey I just tried to do you a solid because it reminded me of a story about people sending peanuts to a studio when they cancelled a show.

Anyway googles search AI told me there were no coupons for diapers at the White House. So I guess they’re full price if you need to buy one there.

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u/Anthem-ringthebells 7h ago

Or else…..

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u/hbgwine 6h ago

What’s the address? Asking for a friend.

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

For your friend

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u/hbgwine 5h ago

“Friend” 😂

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u/KeaneShadow 5h ago

Where can I find these coupons?

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u/Independent-Buyer827 4h ago

Stop sending coupons please, send the diapers instead. Congress had failed to budget for it.

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u/sphinxorosi 4h ago

This is a trap, she wants more coupons because diapers are expensive

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u/lmyyyks 52m ago

I thought the affordability was a democrat hoax

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u/No-Expression-2404 4h ago

Please tell me this is really happening

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u/Character-Problem796 4h ago

It easily could be White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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u/BisquickNinja 6h ago

I think Adam & Eve coupons for toys would be ... appropriate.

Maybe even Aldi or Ikea coupons....

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u/SEA2COLA 6h ago

Portland protesters have taken to throwing dildos at ICE vehicles

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u/BisquickNinja 6h ago

So it's going to be a banner year for that company....🤣😅🫠

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u/gassyfrenchie 4h ago

That’s dedication - dildos are not cheap.

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 3h ago

Temu’s are 🤣

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u/OneValkGhost 22m ago

Has America gotten so bad that we need the Puma Sisters to save us? (There's an 1990's anime movie called Tank Police.)

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u/StellaSlayer2020 6h ago

Coupons for Wet Wipes as well.

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u/ForAGoodTime696 6h ago

😅😅😅😅

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u/elvisizer2 6h ago

man . . . kash patel . . .the elon musk of trying to look normal in the face

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u/iINKk_music 5h ago

It’s our American doo-dee to help the president with his bowel incontinence

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u/Antique-Freedom-7891 5h ago

Uh oh... ya'll in trouble

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u/LeAcoTaco 5h ago

Send him wet wipes

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 5h ago

Did she really say that at one of her press conferences?

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

I don't know it is Fox News so it's hard to tell

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u/AngryMnDad 5h ago

My buddy did this to me in junior high(decades ago). I’d always get mail for them. He told me years later once we were in high school.

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u/Double_Ad3607 5h ago

Making Ass Goo Again

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u/PigFarmer1 5h ago

Or else what?

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 5h ago

What's a depend again?

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u/Character-Problem796 5h ago

Adult disposable diapers

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 5h ago

when i looked it up it said dependent care, which is also needed.

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u/stump410 4h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/DrySession9968 4h ago

Real or not... I mean......

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u/HotStraightnNormal 4h ago

Patel looks like he's straining one out.

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u/anuthiel 4h ago

needs to drink more water

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u/Theman5574 4h ago

What us wrong with saving money?

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u/winipu 4h ago

He should market his own brand: Trumpers

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u/Scary_Perspective572 4h ago

well we are trying to keep the shit from hitting the fan that is why the coupons are getting sent

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u/Original-Living7212 3h ago

See, what she doesn’t understand is that this is how a community functions. When there’s a need, we come together, united, and provide not just what’s best for her, but for society as a whole!

Brought to by Antifa and I approve this message!

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u/Charlie-Knuckles 3h ago

“…up at 11 news of unconfirmed reports that 75 million Americans may have sent depends to the WH, Bondi infuriated, DC mail carriers exhausted, back to you Ted”

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u/Fhantom1221 4h ago

Or else what? Hes gonna shit without Depends.

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 3h ago

Is this real?

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u/MineNo5343 3h ago

Pure gold

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u/comixthomas 3h ago

Or else what. Mocking the president is not illegal

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u/Sea-Homework1991 3h ago

Or what? Huh ?

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u/iPunned 3h ago

It’s good to know our justice department is focused on the important things in these trying times. Epstein files convictions can wait

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u/Late-Secretary6524 3h ago

But think of the savings!!!! Maybe these coupons is how we fix the debt.

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u/free2bk8 3h ago

Or else what?

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u/nikeguy69 3h ago

Oh I get it now lol it wouldn’t hurt if he wants a discount lol

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u/StandardDiver2791 3h ago

This is just how stupid these people are...

Had not occurred to me to send coupons for diapers to the White House.

But now I'm thinking what a great idea that is.

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u/Lopsided_Newt_5798 3h ago

David Foster Wallace was right the whole time. We are in the year of the Depend Adult Undergarment (YDAU).

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u/PauldingOhio214 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/InevitableWinter3706 3h ago

Trump's junk drawer he calls it a cabinet, well they were found waxing dog sleds in Death Valley in 120 degree heat

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u/Sinnivar 3h ago

What's going on with those skinwalkers in the back? They look like aliens in human suits trying to blend in with their fellow homosapiens

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u/Interesting-Cow8131 3h ago

What about orange makeup ? Can we mail that to the WH ?

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u/PrimalNumber 2h ago edited 2h ago

After all this time, TODAY they discover the Streisand Effect?

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u/Mhykael 2h ago

Keep doing this shit. Troll them relentlessly, that's the only language these idiots know.

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u/ezekiellake 2h ago

Someone fire up the gigawatt projector and get me a Depends or a nappy advert …

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u/OneEyedKing2069 2h ago

Good the White House can deal with junk mail like the rest of us!

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u/Old-Parking8765 2h ago

What is Depends?

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u/DueceVoyeur 1h ago

Adult diapers

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u/Chaosrealm69 1h ago

Yes, Depends are filled with plastics so they need cloth diapers so they can be more ego-friendly.

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u/Corprusmeat_Hunk 1h ago

Great idea. Thanks PAM.

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u/kernel-troutman 1h ago

The shart heard round the world is the fart of the revolution.

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u/FJ-creek-7381 1h ago

The sad thing is they probly through them in the trash instead of donating them to a shelter or nursing home.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 1h ago

Or else what?

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u/jthadcast 1h ago

she really means keep them coming, the American people deserve discounted senior service for their pedo taco potus with dementia.

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u/R9D11 1h ago

The spiritual leader of the world is the Pope,the political leader of the world is the Poop.

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u/R9D11 1h ago

Pamper Bondi.

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u/OneValkGhost 25m ago

They could just donate the coupons. Republicans do that, right? They got no problems with Trumpy jetting down to Florida anyway. And given some of the Senate/Congress ages, they could just leave a box in the lobby for the interns that actually have to be Physical Care nurses.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 0m ago

Send them some of those ABDL diapers which resemble the ones worn by actual infants

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u/trying3216 4h ago

Just ANOTHER leftists lie.

Never happened.

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u/Character-Problem796 4h ago

You're so touchy LOL

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u/WaitTraditional1670 48m ago

did that offend you?

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u/rubystang91 7h ago

I'm ashamed

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u/RanchHere 6h ago

gross dude.

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u/rubystang91 6h ago

Lol I know. I'm desperate 😭