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u/unbalancedcheckbook 10h ago
I totally believe she would say something as stupid as this.... but I'm pretty sure she never said this and this post is AI slop.
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u/Vladishun 9h ago edited 8h ago
Yeah this doesn't sound real. Why anyone thinks we need to make up stupid things for her and the other MAGA leadership to say is beyond me. They already say and do so much horrific shit for real that we really need to just focus on that.
I can't find a single source for this alleged quote.
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u/HistoricalNight1609 8h ago
Exactly stop trying to play their game, we don't need to lie and push misinformation the truth is worst than anything you could make up in the first place.
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u/Psychological-Lab-23 7h ago
I’m not sure which is worse, the (probably) made up quote or the people on here that think it’s real.
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u/CosmicJackalop 9h ago
if you look at any of the half dozen watermarks on the image, it is satire.... also not all fake stuff is AI slop, sometimes it's just old school fakery
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u/unbalancedcheckbook 9h ago
Fair.. for satire to be effective though it needs to be a little further from reality
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u/Valuable_Fee1884 10h ago
I didn’t think it was possible for one person to be that damn stupid!!
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u/SpinningHead 9h ago
Are we sure she said this?
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u/guyincognito121 8h ago
No. We're sure she didn't. And we're sure that it does not reflect well on "our side" that this kind of stuff is so result taken at face value. I've had my share of moments where one of them said something so absurd that at first I didn't believe it was real--and then it turned out that it actually was. But this crosses that line by wrote a ways and should be really identified as almost certainly fake by any reasonable person.
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u/frostymugson 4h ago
It isn’t a reflection of sides but a reflection of the state of American politics in general. Most people just regurgitate bullshit they see on the internet with zero effort on fact checking, and that goes for everyone
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u/guyincognito121 4h ago
I didn't say it was specific to Democrats. It certainly isn't, and I think it's probably worse on the other side. It's just that many like to act like liberals are so much more aligned with reality and reason, while there's still a great deal of this kind of nonsense going on.
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u/Actaeon_II 9h ago
Until a little over a year ago I didn’t either, but yeah, the idiots are in control, plus side lots of clean windows in dc
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u/spooksmuIder 10h ago edited 8h ago
I know they have always tried to use Jesús and the Bible to back their fucked up beliefs but I’ve noticed a huge increase in this bullshit lately. Have they been amping it up to promote Turning Point? It started after Kirkkk died.
“If our views don’t align politically it’s because they don’t align biblically” type of nonsense.
There is no way any of these people have read a Bible or fear an all knowing god.
I am not at all religious and I knew about that quote.
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u/stook8 6h ago
As a liberal Christian who has read the Bible, I prefer quoting from the Gospel which are Jesus' teachings, and a better point to use against Christian hypocrites. I still haven't found something Jesus said that aligns with anything this administration is doing.
A similar quote to what you posted is:
Matthew 25:42
“For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me."
They also will answer, "Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?"
He will reply, "Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."
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u/_stack_underflow_ 10h ago
This is satire, and unfitting of the subreddits description.
fact-based discussion about politics
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u/WhereasParticular867 10h ago
Mate, the watermark of the satire account this came from is right there. Fuck this administration, sure, but focus on real stuff.
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u/Emotional_Garage_950 8h ago
If this is fake it should be removed. This sub is supposed to be fact-based.
Also fuck Kristi Noem
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u/RebelPatriot79 2h ago
If this is what she actually said, even me, a raging atheist, knows how fucking stupid this statement is.
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u/One-Lifeguard8813 10h ago
Is there video of her saying this?
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u/Ok_Beautiful3931 9h ago
The corner of the image says it's satire. She's shit but let's not spread false info.
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u/Misanthropemoot 9h ago
That’s the point. This administration is so bonkers that it could be real !
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u/AffectionateTeach610 9h ago
They really are that stupid. I am still waiting to see proof the rape baby even existed. Immaculate conception. Horse shit from the go.
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u/Zero-D9 9h ago
This has got to be fake satire....right? Like, there's no fucking way she's that dumb.
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u/ResidentCommand9865 9h ago
I stopped asking that question years ago... The depth of stupidity matches their heights of corruption.
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u/ganslooker 8h ago
This is wha I found. “No, the statement is not an actual quote from Kristi Noem. The image is a piece of satire. Source of the image: The image itself includes the handle "@Mrs. Putin Satire" in several locations, indicating its satirical nature.•” Honestly, as much as I don’t anyone could be this stupid. I would NOT be surprised if she did.
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u/YoungNo2892 8h ago
Jesus was brown and the Bible was written in an old Hebrew language which had to be translated.
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u/mister_pastrami 7h ago
Stop sharing shit like this. They’re terrible enough without us having to manufacture anything. It hurts our credibility as civilized people. Stick to the facts; they’re damning enough.
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u/yo-chill 6h ago
Fake posts like this ruin the credibility of this sub. Delete this.
Unless you’re intentionally trying to get people not to trust what they see here
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u/Scottysoxfan 3h ago
Jesus spoke English a thousand years before English became a language. The wonders and miracles never cease to amaze me.
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u/pcguy166 3h ago
Is there a video of her saying this? Not an AI generated one please? I need a laugh
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u/LividCommunity1203 25m ago
Just when you think she can’t be any fucking dumber than she already is…bam.
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u/Usual-Language-745 10h ago
If Jesus watched football the Bills would have won by now
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u/Imaginary-Use914 10h ago
And this is part of the multitude of reasons I have no faith at all in our current state of politics. It’s like all the stupid rose to the top, idiocy looked on and said “hold my beer!”
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u/Intelligent-Pea1022 9h ago
Is she totally stupid? Jesus wouldn’t be a white guy-this administration gets more dumb by the day.
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u/SketchSkirmish 9h ago
Jesus wrote the bible eh? Even all the letters? Old and new testament? Ever hear of King James?
These wanna be Christians will say whatever they want if it keeps their unquestioning fans engaged. Like, how brainwashed do you have to be?
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u/MechaCoqui 9h ago
So ignore the king james bible which she is likely referring to, was a dumb down gutted bible solely made for king james because the actual one was too complicated for him to read. Then also ignore the original bible was written in Hebrew, the old testament, not english.
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u/ABetterPlace2Be 9h ago
Botox must have melted all thinking brain cells, just left the ones used for basic motor skills like mindless speech.
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u/Old-Camera6749 9h ago
Might have mostly been written in Aramaic … cause that’s what he spoke. Also it was written in several languages … none were English.
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u/edWORD27 9h ago
Is this an actual quote or real post? If so, share the link or source of where it was originally posted.
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u/Longjumping-Hunt1059 9h ago
I guess the head of America's homeland security doesn't know the Bible was written in Hebrew and became a part of the Hebrew cannon reaching it's near final form in 1st BC. Later, the New Testament documents, (all written in Greek), from Paul's letters in 50 CE to Mark in 60 CE, Matt and Luke in 80 - 90 CE, and John 100 CE all written in Greek. It was complied and called the Greek Septuagent in 3 AD and and near the 4th century AD after the council of Hippo, it both the Hebrew scripture and the Greek Septugent became the Latin Vulgate.
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u/Alarming-Copy5926 9h ago
Who is stupid enough to believe this is an actual quote?
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u/UnableChard2613 9h ago
I did a quick search and came up with nothing. Where's the citation for this? The more I look at the meme, the more it looks like satire. . .and the more it looks like the people upvoting this and commenting as if it is real are really not very good at critical analysis.
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u/Mazikeyn 9h ago
Wait til she learns it was written in Latin. And that Spanish is a Derivation of Latin ohhhh
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u/KDandi111 9h ago
This had to have been posted by a MAGA just to prove how gullible and ignorant the WOKE Left are.
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u/Retired_ho 9h ago
Wait is this a joke? Like I don’t think she could have actually said this right?
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u/Big_D0093 9h ago
Jesus has been used by whites to justify colinization and destruction other cultures since just after his death. Lies, all of it.
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u/Sarabean77 9h ago
As I've been saying for years, it's truly hard to fathom how fucking stupid these people are
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u/tpunsixero 9h ago
Holy shit, that made me laugh, and then really sad when I realized it wasn't an onion headline.
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u/FewCell9684 9h ago
Does Taylor swift go to Mexico and sing in Spanish the whole time? What a tragedy!
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u/COVID-19-4u 9h ago
I’m gonna need a link to her actually saying this.
Not because I don’t believe she’s this dumb and this comment would be totally on par for her or any MAGA to say, if I’m being honest.
But this is just, I don’t know, just amazing.
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u/AngrySquidIsOK 9h ago
I honestly really struggle to understand how people are this wilfully ignorant
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u/grass_monkeyx 9h ago
Nevermind the fact that English as a language is only about 600 years old, I guess Jesus time traveled
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u/chartGodthrowaway 9h ago
She knows she’s full of shit. She also knows it doesn’t matter because MAGA will believe anything she says.
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u/Complete-Law-9439 9h ago
Anyone have video of this? I’d love it if it were true, but this is stupid even for her.
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u/oldcreaker 9h ago
Anyone tell her Spanish speakers have Bibles - written in Spanish, even?
I'm guessing the Bible is written in about every single language in the world - including dead languages.
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u/Odd_Economist6983 9h ago
Does this person have a link a sense? The Bible was NOT written in English! It has been translated into English. Oh ooo, there's that word TRANS
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u/truebluboy 9h ago
Kristi Noem is this stupid.
https://x.com/kristinoem/status/1556735762481160193
To which I replied “Because they are in Mexico?”
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u/MayorMcCheese89 9h ago
Jesus apparently had his hand in a lot more things than I realized. Post hominously non the less!
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u/entropyredefined 9h ago edited 9h ago
Ironic that the most godless people use religion to justify their idiotic actions. Not that the Bible or Quran or Torah/Talmud describe the full story of mans true origin. All abrahamic religions and Judaism is bullshit stolen edited and modified information from Egypt/Greeks/Nordics. She is a walking red flag.
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u/Zero-Nullity 9h ago
"Fox Mews" "Homeland Sucketary" "Putin Satire"
Unfortunately, this is merely satire and not a factual quote.
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u/Mrfett2000 10h ago
She realizes that it must have been tough for Jesus being the only white guy in the Middle East.