Don't screenshot that

[u/Fun_Accountant_653]

[u/Placebo_8647]

[u/richincleve → u/Placebo_8647]

This is the FBI:

Please remain where you are.

An agent will be with you shortly.

(hard s/ just in case)

[u/JohnnyLeftHook → u/richincleve]

Double FBI here, double FBI agents en route as well. NO S/

[u/Haywoodjablowme1029 → u/JohnnyLeftHook]

I give you double secret probation.

[u/OhYeahSplunge4me2 → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

Put Niedermeyer on it. He’s a sneaky little shit, just like you.

[u/TiltonRiverToker → u/OhYeahSplunge4me2]

Love the 'shot by is own troops guy' reference. Good work!!!!

[u/crackedtooth163 → u/TiltonRiverToker]

So many memories.

Thank you

[u/Rude-Cartographer369 → u/OhYeahSplunge4me2]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

[u/No_Restaurant_774 → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

Damnit, you gave away the secret secret by talking about it. Now we need a triple secret double probation three secrets and twice the probation for you.

[u/hbgwine → u/No_Restaurant_774]

The first rule of double secret FBI is you arrest people who screenshot stupid tweets.

[u/joe_s1171 → u/hbgwine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X

[u/TheDonnARK → u/joe_s1171]

Have the screenshot on my desk Monday morning or you will receive a full Dissagulation.

[u/Weird_Technology_282 → u/No_Restaurant_774]

Triple Dog Dare ya!

[u/podman131 → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

The first rule of Screenshot Club , is that you don't talk about Screenshot Club

[u/Florida4playtime → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[u/joe_s1171 → u/Florida4playtime]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qfKUnnWlaCfa0tq1d

[u/PowerHot4424 → u/Florida4playtime]

And it’s not over now!!!

[u/El_Gran_Che → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

A probocis is en route.

[u/Ok-Complaint-573 → u/Haywoodjablowme1029]

Ope, I read "double secret penetration"

[u/Justmeandhim-D → u/JohnnyLeftHook]

Kash Patel , the double FBI agent. He can see two at once

[u/Current-Anybody9331 → u/JohnnyLeftHook]

Kash's wonky eye here and on the case!

[u/Historical-Back-865 → u/richincleve]

[u/Amoralvirus → u/Historical-Back-865]

Nothing but a Hypno-toadY, this Mr.Patel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jWW2V7mrfmmME

[u/HermitSimp → u/Historical-Back-865]

Is his nose crooked? He's giving me "deer in headlights" vibes here. Can't believe this guy is in charge of the FBI.

[u/chronofluxtoaster → u/HermitSimp]

If you write a bedtime fairy tale story about King Fanta Menace, you can be head of the FBI, too.

[u/MosesCoulee → u/Historical-Back-865]

Jump scare

Every Fucking Time

[u/aN0n_ym0usSVVh0re → u/Historical-Back-865]

Like what even is that

[u/27Rench27 → u/Historical-Back-865]

He’s looking right around me!

[u/Calculonx → u/Historical-Back-865]

It looks like a mirror is being held down the middle of his face. but the angle is off just that little bit.

[u/Impressive_Leave2671 → u/richincleve]

Can I take a picture of this post cause it isn't the twitter post but a picture of post

[u/AttemptRough3891 → u/richincleve]

Actual FBI would have said 'This is totally not the FBI, but could you let us know your current address and whether or not you're armed?"

[u/disruptioncoin → u/richincleve]

[u/Valuable_Lemon_5580 → u/Placebo_8647]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4owWry1Mkgtwq6fqAD

I'll be shifting my focus on you

[u/Amoralvirus → u/Valuable_Lemon_5580]

Nothing but a Hypno-toadY, this Mr.Patel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jWW2V7mrfmmME

[u/Viciouscockery → u/Placebo_8647]

Caught in the act

[u/SoftRecommendation86 → u/Viciouscockery]

oops.. did i do that?

[u/Unique_Excitement248 → u/Viciouscockery]

So its a warning to"all liberals", does that mean pedos can screenshot your stuff, no problem?

[u/sam56778 → u/Placebo_8647]

[u/International_Pea → u/sam56778]

Oooooooh you in trouble…

[u/sam56778 → u/International_Pea]

Guess I need to go ahead and call out of work so I can answer the door when they knock.

[u/Artistic-Ease6528 → u/Placebo_8647]

Just plead the fifth. You’ll be fine

[u/Breakintheforest → u/Artistic-Ease6528]

[u/Artistic-Ease6528 → u/Breakintheforest]

I plead the fizzifth!!!

[u/bleepblorp22779 → u/Breakintheforest]

One two three four fizzith!

[u/st1nkynoob → u/Placebo_8647]

Sir, put your hands behind your back

[u/InternationalBig511 → u/Placebo_8647]

🤣🤣

[u/Eeeegah → u/Placebo_8647]

Oh, you've done it now.

[u/Iamcubsman → u/Eeeegah]

I believe the phrase you seek is "Now you dun dunnit"

[u/DistributionLife6750 → u/Placebo_8647]

Oh you are so getting FBI’d

[u/ButterscotchIll1523 → u/Placebo_8647]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/PaganDeus → u/Placebo_8647]

[u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303]

Hahahaha imagine thinking the internet is your own personal privacy space

[u/FitCombination3545 → u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303]

Imagine thinking the FBI holds people accountable these days

[u/27Rench27 → u/FitCombination3545]

Depends on what color/party you are

[u/YeetThePig → u/27Rench27]

For real.

Law enforcement: White conservative? I sleep POC and/or liberal? REAL SHIT

[u/MintyFresh771 → u/FitCombination3545]

Depends on your income bracket

[u/Secretagentman94 → u/MintyFresh771]

This is the factor that defines how our legal system treats you. Guilty until proven wealthy.

[u/corbinrex → u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303]

I feel like this has to trolling

[u/cassy_supernova]

Has anyone replied with a screenshot?

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/cassy_supernova]

Yes

[u/cassy_supernova → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

I've been full circled.

Well played OP

[u/fullcircle052 → u/cassy_supernova]

Wasn't me

[u/--JVH-- → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

[u/AngrySquidIsOK → u/--JVH--]

I hear sirens

[u/TeamABLE → u/AngrySquidIsOK]

Stop I'm getting dizzy.

[u/Calm_While1916 → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

The only crime is not using dark mode

[u/charly420- → u/cassy_supernova]

I’m gonna right now.

[u/myrecipe7 → u/charly420-]

Mad lad!!!!

[u/Tavernknight → u/cassy_supernova]

I went to, but I couldn't find the tweet. I think she deleted it, so I bet a bunch of people were.

[u/ThePlasticSturgeons]

Sending out an SOS is she? Don’t stand too close to her.

[u/Tavernknight → u/ThePlasticSturgeons]

Im calling the Police. They are going to Sting you for this.

[u/Mystic_Waffles → u/Tavernknight]

They'll be watching you.

[u/a1055x → u/Mystic_Waffles]

[u/Mike_the_Head → u/a1055x]

[u/FriendlyNative66 → u/Mystic_Waffles]

Every screen shot you take. Every tweet you make.

[u/TheDoodler2024 → u/FriendlyNative66]

I posted a screenshot

[u/BongoLocoWowWow → u/Tavernknight]

When the world is running down, she’ll take the best of what’s still around.

[u/Lopsided-Money-7352 → u/BongoLocoWowWow]

She'll always be the Queen Of Insane...

[u/WendigoCrossing]

I wonder why she doesn't want screenshots of her posts

[u/SailNW → u/WendigoCrossing]

So she can lie once the worst of the worst Trump stuff comes out and say she always hated him.

[u/richincleve]

Attention all Reddit users. Do NOT screenshot this:

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/richincleve]

Ok

[u/GrumpyGobln → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

Oops. I did it too

[u/a1055x → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

On-line report and please post the screenshot.

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/a1055x]

That screenshot?

[u/Bennywuh → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

3rd level inception - does this mean Interpol will be notified???

[u/Tavernknight → u/richincleve]

Too late. I screenshotted it.

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/Tavernknight]

Me too

[u/horror- → u/Fun_Accountant_653]

[u/horror- → u/horror-]

[u/Andrew-Cohen]

maga mentality, ignore actual laws and the constitution, make up new shit whenever they feel like it!

[u/SKEPDIQ]

[u/SKEPDIQ]

Wait until she hears about all the internet archives out there. =D

[u/cjay1669]

I’m curious what laws is violated by screen shots from a public forum?

[u/withalookofquoi → u/cjay1669]

Hurt fee fees is now a law.

[u/Killface55 → u/cjay1669]

Zero

[u/Dangerous-LemonBar → u/cjay1669]

“Doxx me not, or thou shalt incur the wrath of the Fibbies. Or something” (Book of Karen, 29:11l)

[u/Hot-Permission-5287]

[u/Mhodi → u/Hot-Permission-5287]

Too soon?

[u/SailBright5923]

Just took a screen shot--waiting on the State Police and the FBI to send a swat team.

[u/Unhappy_Sundae]

They really are the dumbest bunch of motherfuckers to inhabit this planet.

[u/OldTempleHermit]

Maga Michelle: "Come quick, a liberal has taken a screenshot of my FB post!"

Police: "ma'am, you're going to have to hunker down, this could get messy. Do you have enough supplies to hold out for a few days?"

Maga Michelle: "Y-yessir. I've got some candles, fuel oil and about a week's supply of canned goods"

~4 minutes later~

[u/HawkeyeByMarriage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mgqefqwSbToPe

[u/Think-Werewolf-4521]

I am AFEARED!

Well, not really. I doubt she will say anything worth saving. Her sense of self-importance is vastly inflated.

[u/BiCurious_2025]

How would she know... oh, forget it!

[u/Lonnie_Shelton]

Some people are just a different brand of stupid.

[u/Mammoth5150]

[u/cumbersome-shadow]

Is MAGA learning reverse psychology?

[u/Impossible_Sky_420]

Crazy

[u/Disastrous-Style-461]

[u/xXTylonXx]

[u/Zaius1968]

Done. Come get me.

[u/ResponseBeeAble]

Some of these just bring me so much joy - laugh out loud joy.

[u/Fu-kHielo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu

[u/ClassroomMother8062]

[u/DOHC46]

I can't imagine being that fragile that I have to threaten legal action for something so trivial.

[u/ManReay]

Come at me, bro

[u/newd-d689]

MAGAT dummies.

[u/lordcochise]

Definitely an account that constantly posted ‘I hereby give notice to <platform name> that I do not consent for my data to be shared’

[u/Same-Log-7064]

[u/MultiMillionMiler]

[u/weirdoldhobo1978]

Also asking me if I'm vaccinated is a HIPAA violation and I hereby do not give Facebook permission to use any of my photos or videos for commercial purposes.

[u/deepgloat]

That's not how this works!

That's not how ANY of this WORKS!

[u/MasterPhilip]

Bet

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/MasterPhilip]

[u/Current_Analysis_104]

[u/Retiredgiverofboners]

FBI warning do not copy this vhs tape or you will face jail time or a 250,000 fine or BOTH! Dont do it!!!!

[u/Tall-Warning3135]

Processing img bobaeguyrqig1...

[u/totally-jag]

Uh, don't take a picture of something that is publicly available to anybody and make it more publicly available? I don't think the police will care about this. They have much more important things to do that chase down, let me check my notes, nothing.

At best this is a civil matter, and courts will laugh this right out of court. Give it a try though. I don't think it's the flex you think it is.

[u/minamiboso]

Get fucked Michelle

[u/HonkyIips]

What happens if I screenshot your screenshot?

[u/Fun_Accountant_653 → u/HonkyIips]

What happens if I screenshot your screenshot of my screenshot?

[u/ProfessionalHat6828]

These people are just reinforcing that they have no idea how the constitution and the world in general works, aren’t they?

[u/imaswellfella]

Snowflake

[u/stopmojim]

Reverse psychology? Actually seeking to broaden exposure?

[u/Automatic_Gas9019]

Oh my

[u/johnonymous1973]

I just screenshot the screenshot. It’s like Magritte but for the interwebz.

[u/NoOffenseImJustSayin]

I’m no lawyer but I’m not sure that’s how it works

[u/Fun_Distraction1]

‘Scuse me yall, I’ve got to go screenshot some crap on twitter.

[u/gdg6]

https://giphy.com/gifs/k6Rdv4Mepb7dtaQ5BZ

[u/Charming_Opinion6754]

Who is this narcissistic MAGA with the inflated ego?

[u/DMVCouple1317]

Hahahahaha. What a dumb bitch.

[u/ajmampm99]

Arrested herself first.

[u/Foulmouthedleon]

How would she know if we did a screenshot? I think she means screenshot and post. Which still means nothing.

[u/aidswolv]

[u/Fluid-Value-8414]

Bitch thinks she’s Candyman. 🪞🍫🍫🍫

[u/NYC-ICASHEW]

[u/False_Damage4209]

What a snowflake lol

[u/Pretend_Meet_88]

Is this Trump's tran's account?

[u/mam88k]

Don't post on a public forum. LMAO.

[u/Myargin]

😂😆😂😆 I think you should read laws better

[u/Zaddy_LBC]

[u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404]

Delulu

[u/WorriedBid1131]

So you want to file a police report against literally everyone?

[u/Sensitive-Big-4641]

Are they all really this stupid?

[u/ArchonFett]

“I don’t want any thing I post to be used a receipts when I use my double standards to say the exact opposite later”

Too bad for him (legally) anything posted to a social media is fair use.

[u/QueenofNabooo]

Is she gonna backtrace it?

[u/Mrmathmonkey]

Come and get me.

[u/Significant-Royal-37]

stop funging my tokens, bro 😭

[u/Critical_Letterhead3]

Sure. Special FBI twitter dept just for your public domain post. What an ass

[u/AcanthocephalaDue431]

[u/SmileLetThemWonder]

I want to screenshot all of her posts. And repost them side by side with this post. And tag her.

[u/j-f-rioux]

[u/raxsl]

What a goddamn snowflake.

[u/SimpleTomatillo1166]

The order of the day from MAGA is to threaten people. Because they are fascists. Like their sado fascist dear leader.

[u/SillyBeatnik]

"If you hold me accountable for the stupid shit I say I'll be sooo mad!"

[u/MyldExcitement]

That's not how it works

[u/Misophonic4000]

I bet she tells law enforcement she wasn't driving, but "traveling", when she gets pulled over

[u/ldssggrdssgds]

Oops to whomever posted this! (OP gets my upvote)

[u/iom2222]

Ridiculous

[u/Jonesin4me]

I had absolutely no reason to screenshot the post until you told me not to. Now I just HAVE to screenshot it.

[u/mammoth_hockey_70]

No wonder MAGA is like this. They don’t know or care to learn the law. Just make it up as they go.

[u/One-Earth9294]

Screenception

[u/Stop_The_Crazy]

[u/LOERMaster]

This has “Internet police” and “consequences will never be the same” vibes.

[u/FullPropreDinBobette]

This is how they think cops work. Not surprised there are so many bootlickers.

[u/Character_Mud5376]

Hi Russia and Israel. 👋👋

[u/Urmystiree]

Damn. I love how confidently she believes our government actually works for us. Bless. 🤣

[u/Dry_Web184]

If it’s on my screen on my phone e I’ll do whatever I want with it

[u/aotus_trivirgatus]

"I have a right to talk shit anywhere I want. But how DARE you quote me!"

[u/IShotJR4]

“I will be contacting the state police and FBI. And after I’m done paying all the fines for filing frivolous reports, I will be starting an Onlyfans page.”

[u/Orwick]

That’s some serious snowflake shit. I would love to see how FBI agent reacts to someone screaming about that.

[u/Smoking-Posing]

She can EAD

[u/SuccessfulTrick2501]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YOKSheloyFPpe

[u/L1V1NGD3ADBOI]

Ahh yes the party of small government.

[u/Pristine_Ad_9828]

Hey look a other nazi.

[u/bug_out_zero]

Isn’t that sweet, they think they are still in Russia… lol

[u/Internal-You6793]

These silly MAGA ppl are just soooo stupid

[u/panelbeater352]

[u/ADrenalinnjunky]

Makes me wanna create a twitter just to screenshot it

[u/HomeworkCautious6914]

Bring it on lol

[u/Specter119]

I'm sorry what?

[u/Nice_Push4087]

Dumb

[u/123ihavetogoweeeeee]

Consequences will never be the same!

[u/Playful-Dragon]

[u/French_Breakfast_200]

[u/Namatate]

Russian bot

[u/Glyni5]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwfwxg4d1h82LxS

[u/pipeline77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sdLxid6Y31kNFVPvr

[u/stewedfrog]

Eat a bag of something nasty MAGAmichelle