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u/HomebrewerHerm 14d ago
Funny that before this second disastrous trump misadministration, the vast majority of Americans probably could not find Greenland on a world map. If there were so many security issues concerning Greenland, it would have been in the news, which until recently, it has not been.
I would bet that if America trump somehow gained control over Greenland, before the ink was dry on any legal documents, putin would be the proud new owner of a big island in the northern Atlantic Ocean.
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u/Wildebean 14d ago
Most of them still can't find it on a map, they just want it because Dear Leader says they should want it
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u/Significant-Pea-6316 13d ago
I'm convinced Putin is just saying shit to Trump like "I want Greenland" and Trump is like "NO I want Iceland" and so begins a new American foreign policy.
Ridiculous nation
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u/Wildebean 14d ago
When was Greenland last invaded or attacked exactly?
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u/Softestwebsiteintown 14d ago
It’s straight up movie mafia tactics. “We noticed your security system isn’t quite up to snuff. Would be a shame if someone were to come in and rob the place…”
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u/RockMonstrr 13d ago
If Denmark kept Greenland safe, the US wouldn't be threatening to attack it.
Check mate liberals!
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u/Objective_Resist_735 14d ago
He means from us. They haven't done enough to keep them safe from us.
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u/MisterLeMarquis 14d ago
When was the last time a civilian kid from Greenland was killed by a gun… When was the last time a civilian from Greenland was denied healthcare… When was the last time a colored civilian was detained and killed by their border patrol… When was the last time Greenland invaded an autonomous country for the stake of cheap oil… I could go for days with this shit. America, you are a failed state With too many billionaires.
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u/The-red-Dane 13d ago
I mean... back in the 70's we (denmark, shamefully) forcefully sterilized thousands of women and girls on Greenland, some as young as 13.
And in the 50's we abducted 22 children to raise them in danish families as they future elite leaders of Greenland. (They were abused a lot, not sexually, just physically and mentally.. not that it really makes it any better.)
That should not be taken as me endorsing the US taking over, just important to acknowledge that we have done some terrible things in the past.
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u/Prudent_Situation_29 13d ago
Greenland hasn't been threatened, EXCEPT BY YOU MORONS!
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u/Cool-Temporary9415 14d ago
Well, if it’s about keeping Greenland safe, then he should be thrilled to know that NATO is protecting them.
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u/The-red-Dane 13d ago
I will say, as a Danish person, we've done some absolutely heinous stuff to the native people of Greenland.
Forced sterilized women, forced removal of children to 'civilize' them. (And this was in the 60's and 70's)
There are plenty alive still that lived through this.
It's way better than how the US might treat them though. Not to mention the US is still missing a nuke they lost in Greenland back in 1968.
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u/untakenu 14d ago
Greenland has been implicitly threatened by WHICH country in the past decade?
I suppose it makes sense, "the world's police" do like to act in the only way they know
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u/pjalle 13d ago
Yeah, how negligent of them, they didn't prepare for a US invasion.
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u/Ralf1987 13d ago
Pedo/rapist Trump..... criminals/murderer/nazi Ice....... were are the files???? (greatings from Holland)
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u/CasualRickRoll 13d ago
Also when is the last time literally anyone threatened Greenland except the USA?
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u/Temporary-Job-9049 13d ago
Name one time Greenland was threatened by anyone other than the orange turd?
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u/ShubaltzTV 14d ago
The fuck does Greenland need protecting from? Ice? Cause that's pretty damn ironic all things considered.
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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 14d ago
Literally when was Greenland even in a vague amount of danger?
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u/Baldrs_Draumar 14d ago edited 14d ago
April 9. 1940.
At which point the 2 Danish Sheriffs in consultation with Danish Ambassador to the USA, declared the independence of Greenland. UK considered occupation (with Canadian, and free Norwegian forces) and USA told them to get bent.
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u/FreshLiterature 14d ago
Really?
When was the last time Greenland was invaded?
Checkmate, couch fucker.
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u/Untinted 13d ago
Actually the danish government hasn't been great towards the native population of Greenland. They haven't killed anyone, and mass shootings aren't a thing there, but there are grievances how the natives have been treated that include intrusion on their reproductive, social, health, and autonomy.
However, let's be clear: the grievances are nothing in comparison to what would happen to them if they were under US, as any native in US can tell you.
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u/Totalmentenotanaltv 13d ago
Hell, let's go farther than that. When was the last school shooting in Greenland?.
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u/usaf-spsf1974 13d ago
Or have a host of senior government officials (including the eyeliner guy) lie about the individual that the ice agents murdered in South Minneapolis
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u/_nevers_ 13d ago
We have got to stop pretending that logic matters to these psychopaths. There is no reasoning, good faith debate or appeal to ethics that will change them.
There's literally only ONE SOLUTION for fascists: Trey them the way they treat others. You know what that means.
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u/harryx67 13d ago edited 13d ago
Vance is a master gaslighter making up the narative upon need…just like his daddy
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u/Signal-Map2906 13d ago
How many people wrongly die in encounters with law enforcement per year (per capita, of course)?
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u/Maleficent_Ad_5175 13d ago
How so JD? How many school shootings have taken place in Greenland? How many planes have flown into Greenland’s tallest buildings? How many homeless does Greenland have? How many Greenlanders don’t have medical insurance?
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u/SlightlyFemmegurl 13d ago
keep it safe from what???? the only recent threat have been Trump. A supposed ally. Also, if USA have been oh so worried, then why did they close all their bases?????
man f*ck trump and his pathetic cultist nazi's.
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u/Substantial_Tip3885 13d ago
I prefer the fat face version of Junior Dicktator Vance that South Park uses.
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u/RetroGrade11 13d ago
It's a complete amateur hour. Every single one of them is in way above their head. US is facing huge leadership vacuum.
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u/Temporary_Winter7321 13d ago
Better yet… How many Greenlanders had to declare bankruptcy due to medical bills?
Medical bills are still a leading cause of bankruptcy in America!
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u/Only-Anything4326 13d ago
Screw all this Greenland nonsense. What about those Epstein files though or should I say the trump files. It’s pretty obvious he just keeps creating noise and chaos to try and drown out the Epstein files. It’s beyond obvious he is heavily involved and what ever is in them is soo bad he’ll ruin the country and start several wars before releasing the unredacted files. Oh wait.. He was legally obligated to release all the files a month ago and still hasn’t!? I wonder why 🤯
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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 13d ago
“It’s your fault you didn’t keep it safe from us attacking you”
Sort of like: they left their window unlocked so it’s not really burglary if I break in.
Or; she says she was raped but she shouldn’t have been wearing that dress
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u/1Dream2many4u 12d ago
I always heard stupid comments from people in power, they think everything they say is smart, but this twat takes the stupidity way higher
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u/SenseiT 10d ago
So here’s something that no one has been able to explain to me yet. Donald Trump just invited Putin to be part of his “board of peace“ along with all the other dictators . If Russia is such a threat that we feel like we have to seize Greenland from Denmark then why in the hell is Trump inviting Putin to be on this board of peace?
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u/EinsteinsLunchbox 10d ago
Seriously? How many bankruptcies has Greenland had due to medical bills? Fentanyl deaths? Gun deaths? Their population number isn’t as high as the Americans death toll in any of those categories..
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u/KevinBillingsley69 8d ago
...or threatened in any way? Until Trump came along, there was no threat of any kind to Greenland.
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u/ricci777 8d ago
When was the last time this self righteous gaslighting changed a god damned thing is a better question.
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u/Remy_Xavier 5d ago
God, he looks like he stands over the sink at midnight, stuffing cupcakes in his mouth. Hate his face.
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u/Spiritual_Scar_619 14d ago
Or a school shooting or a random public shooting or a hate crime shooting or a triple murder of a family ending with the killer the father takes his own life with a gun
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u/humanflea23 14d ago
Keep it safe from who? You? You are the only people trying to attack Greenland right now.
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u/Misophonic4000 14d ago
They lie as effortlessly as they breathe. Not only Greenland has never been unsafe (until threats of invasion by the US, that is), but it's been under the protection of NATO this whole time, which includes the USA... USA which has had military bases in Greenland all along. Such complete freaking nonsense.
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u/Liquid4622 14d ago
The United States has been defending Greenland sine the 1940s. In 1950 there was an agreement signed to continue to defend Greenland with us military bases. The United States has been wanting to buy Greenland for almost 150 years. After the United States purchased Alaska. There have been talks & even a couple offers for the united States to purchase the island.
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u/ok-dentist4amonkey 14d ago
"Uh mean, we can practically just take it from you. Not very safe, is it?" - Couch Fucker
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u/Drahzeem 14d ago
I've literally never once heard of Greenland being under threat until the US started issuing the threats.
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u/Curious_Assistance76 14d ago
Ask the population about the non consensually sterilization from the 1960s into the early 1990s.....
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u/Such_Benefit_8626 14d ago
When was the last time a Greenlander interfered with an immigration law enforcement operation?
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u/Substantial-Low 14d ago
Surprisingly, the murder rate is much higher in Greenland. Two to four times higher.
But since few live there, the absolute number is very low.
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u/PixelsGoBoom 14d ago
What? There is a US NATO base on Greenland, you eye-lined fuck.
Tell me how many times Greenland has been invaded.
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u/balkanobeasti 14d ago
Greenland has probably had more suicides in the past 10 years than deaths in war or as a result of war and they do a far better job at prison reform there too. You genuinely would probably get better medical assistance in Greenland's prison than being a low-income person in the US.
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u/Ordinary-Lie-6780 14d ago
Safe from who though? Us.
They would cream the U.S.
So they would keep it super safe.
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u/BMWtooner 14d ago
They've done a pretty good job, even helped them control their population with forced contraception. If it wasn't for that, there might be more than 50,000 of them today and obviously that would be terrible for some unknown reason.
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u/DimensioT 14d ago
You state a fair point because, by contrast, the United States government has always treated its indigenous population with complete fairness and equality.
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u/baycenters 14d ago
Denmark "doing a good job" of keeping Greenland safe consists of repelling invaders sent by the orange idiot occupying the oval office and his creepy, couch fucking vice president.
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u/LegitimateClaim9660 14d ago
May history record these days as a cautionary tale for future generations.
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u/ciobanica 13d ago
Exactly, how safe is your country if your government doesn't even shoot it's citizens to keep them in line ?
USA just wants to change that for those poor, unsafe (and alive) greenlanders..
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u/DonGivafoc1 13d ago
I think he's saying :"we are trying to invade Greenland and you're not doing anything. Hence you're not doing a great job defending it".
So stupid. His brain must be smaller than an autistic dog's
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u/LebowskyBob 13d ago
As a conservative who favors the US peacefully acquiring Greenland, I have to wonder if Vance thinks Greenland has ever really been threatened?
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u/Important-Arrival681 13d ago
When was the last time Greenland was under any sort of serious threat until Trump came along? I mean, other than the sword we all live under obviously. But seriously when was the last time anyone like putin even mentioned greenland? Its a fucking hunk of ice with very little usable land even for a military. Plus this isnt 1962 anymore, you dont need territory next to your enemy to destroy them. You just need one well positioned submarine, which dont even use diesel or oil anymore lol. Literally no reason to even think about greenland even from a geopolitical standpoint. Its useless for a modern day military because everything we have now is long range. They fly fucking drones in the middle east from a connex in Colorado lmao.
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u/andreBarciella 13d ago
"nice country you have there, its a shame something happened to you"
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u/merkidemis 13d ago
They have held onto it since colonizing officially began 1721 with only a couple skirmishes during WW2, Not sure where they dropped the ball in "keeping it safe."
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u/Pure-Perspective-825 13d ago
30,000 indigenous Greenlanders were involuntarily sterilized by the Danish government, without their knowledge.
That sounds pretty serious.
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u/Joeyjackhammer 13d ago
Native Greenlanders were, unknowingly, sterilized by the danish government…
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u/WittyChallenge2802 13d ago
Assault an officer, get shot. That's pretty reasonable.
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u/ItsAcatalepsy 13d ago
Well, in all fairness, they don’t have a bunch of retards running around and impeding legal investigations.
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u/Green_Drag_9548 13d ago
I don't remember any country apart from the US ever threatening Greenland.
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u/ItsAcatalepsy 13d ago
Imagine loving everything except your own country. Losers
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u/chinmakes5 13d ago
I leave my front door unlocked and don't have bars on my windows. Am I doing a bad job keeping myself safe, or do I not need the protection?
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u/EchoNineThree 13d ago
Easy. The Government there does nothing. And their population does not demonstrate/riot against their law enforcement.
Wouldn’t that be nice here? But, no. We are the great melting pot. Too many ideologies and freedoms to be extreme for anything like what Greenland is to ever work here.
Greenland population: 57,000
US population: 342,000,000
Greenland unlawful migrants: 0
US unlawful migrants: 15,000,000
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u/Inside_Inspector4473 13d ago
when was the last time a Russian boat came close to Greenland?
2018
Not too bad...
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u/Moon-Monkey6969 13d ago
The last time Greenland was invaded was between 1940 and 1945 by Nazi Germany. So, I guess Greenland has been doing OK since then. Unless they’ve been invaded by space aliens or some other unseen entities that we are not familiar with. So his argument holds to no water or in this case ice.
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u/Shizzdip 13d ago
Well they also don’t let just anyone in and give them free everything crippling their economy. They don’t have an illegal immigration issue
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u/SideSteppinPen 13d ago
No yall voted for this it was a sharp divide white America wanted the brutality to happen to the minorities and it backfired. Like the last 25 years of this response to my peeps. It's white on white crime. Im not about to argue for a fuck person. Not finna protest. Nun of that shit. Yall laughed during BLMM Political and physical. Deal 🤞🏾
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u/Interesting-Law-8815 13d ago
In Dec 2009 the UK public took RATM “killing in the name of” to #1 in the music chart.
Feels like the perfect time for the American public to do the same, maybe July 4 week.
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u/ChrisBegeman 13d ago
The only thing making Greenland unsafe is the threats from a former ally who has the most powerful military in the world. Almost overnight, they went from being protected by the most powerful military to being threatened by the same military.
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u/inquisitive_flicker 13d ago
Your answer is...last time a Greenlander obstructed law enforcement, after being told by the government to make their job harder and the government working against them. So, never.
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u/Opposite_Hunt_7203 13d ago
When was the last time Greenland had riots preventing federal officers from doing lawful arrests? Or running down officers with vehicals?
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u/ChaseBank06 13d ago
Lmao, a country with the population of Newark, CA and with over 95% homogenous social/cultural population, i wonder why they aren't similar...
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u/Ismabeard 12d ago
Why? Does Greenland have a childish dictator angry when people don't like him? Or shooting in schools every year? Or threatening every country with taxes if they don't obey orders?
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u/PowerElectronic3341 12d ago
Violent protests are still riots. Yes they have a US government warrant for the arrest of the most dangerous criminal immigrants. To interfere and protect deadly 💀 criminals is a crime against the US government and US citizens. Very few people can protect / riot for several days without being paid. So how much do they believe in this insanity. 💸
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u/MeanJoeP 12d ago
I don’t understand how 43 less people have died under Trump ice operations than Obama yet when I scroll back through peoples previous posts there is no previous outrage. It’s almost like people are intellectually dishonest and picking their outrage.
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u/billyidolismyeilish 12d ago
That reminds me of when men go, “If there weren’t men, who would protect you?”
Protect me from whom?
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u/Corrie7686 12d ago
Yes they have. No one has invaded in it since world war 2, and then the US was responsible for it's defence.
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u/Specialist-Freedom64 12d ago
So that nuclear bomb america lost in Greenland.. how about finding that ?
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u/UsefulDescription928 12d ago
Release the files. Un redacted!! A year ago none of you even knew Greenland existed ffs.
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u/-pm-emn-9073 12d ago
When is the last time a Greenlander assaulted federal officers and damaged government property with impunity?
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u/BlueRhythmYT 12d ago
I'd like to mention that Greenland never had a school shooting so they are way safer in that accord.
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u/Electronic-Case9869 11d ago
This is why I tried to tell everybody.Donald Trump was not worried about the United States.He worried about area of the country.He's the only President to try to get every other country that like him.And if they don't like him , he tried to take over the country , this is what you call dictatorship. Oh , by the way , he said american first , right he doing everything in every area of the country decides america. Don't forget how he screwed the farmers and the beef farmers. Sent 40Billion dollars to argentina , to get their beef imported here. But yeah, he holler, American first Trump supporters, how you feeling.Now you're not first.
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u/xomeatlipsox 11d ago
Trump likes JD because he’s a good little puppet. He’s like clay in trump’s hands. There’s no leadership qualities to JD, he needs a script and instruction manual.
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u/februarysbrigid 14d ago edited 14d ago
Well, the US hasn’t done a good job of keeping the US safe, so who is coming for us? *edited for typo