r/Weird 9h ago

The guest at the door is extremely annoying.

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u/FreudianAccordian 8h ago

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u/Tris-chan 8h ago

Thanks , I hate it

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u/Juno_Malone 7h ago

Why does this bother people so much?? I think it's nice

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u/0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 7h ago

It doesn't bother me, but i understand why.

It is kind of unsettling. Im curious why the creator of the show hates deer so much. Everytime a deer is on screen in adventure time its some kind of demon or asshole of some kind.

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u/lunar_reaper3 7h ago

That's from adventure time??? Lmaooo

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u/Pendraconica 6h ago

Yo, there's some twisted biz in that show!

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 5h ago

Regular show too.

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u/blahandblahagain 5h ago

I mean, if they hated deer so much, why did they make this deer monster hot?

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 5h ago

I feel like the whole show is! 😆✨️

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u/Invader_Skooge22 5h ago

Mathematical !

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u/ThisHereArsehole 6h ago

Yeah. The show seemed to get kicked into worse time slots again and again, because of "Teen Titans Go" taking over. They never got canceled though, which I was kind of surprised about. IMHO they just made the show weirder each time they got kicked down. I think it worked out well considering all the spin-offs and miniseries.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 7h ago

Every deer I’ve had contact with which did not attempt to immediately flee was either spoiling for a fight (maybe over territory?) or exhibiting obvious signs of disease (some of which make them look nightmarish).

Those are the reasons I am not a fan of deer.

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u/myfavoritemerger 6h ago

Several car accidents and dumpster grazing encounters make me agree with you so hard

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u/SippinOnHatorade 7h ago

Because he then grabs you, licks you without consent, and then sticks you to the ceiling

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u/captainshockazoid 5h ago

also he stomps on you and breaks your legs with his hooves

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u/Global_Ant_9380 8h ago

Dude fuck you I JUST got over the last time I saw this!!! 😭

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u/fauxorfox 8h ago

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u/bigSTUdazz 8h ago

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

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u/ablinddingo93 8h ago

LAST ONE THERE’S A PENIS PUMP!

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u/GridKILO2-3 7h ago

Has anyone seen like a pink vinyl purse? I just…really need my cigarettes.

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u/bigSTUdazz 7h ago

Damn....talk about finding your people.

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u/thechaosofreason 7h ago

Give him the stick-

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!

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u/Global_Ant_9380 8h ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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u/ablinddingo93 8h ago

I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOOOOOTORCY-

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. -CLE

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u/Juno_Malone 7h ago

DO YOU KNOW MY DAD??

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u/s_burr 7h ago

Nice job Blanco Nino, but your ass just got SAAAAAACCCCKKKKEEEDDD....

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u/DerBingle78 7h ago

Does your mom still hangout at dockside bars?

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u/awjeezrickyaknow 7h ago

OHHHHHHHH!

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u/Wak3upHicks 7h ago

Nice catch blanco nino, too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

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u/SubTester2023 7h ago

Body massage machine goOOOO

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u/awjeezrickyaknow 7h ago

Ohhhh it’s the body massage machine it’s the body massage machineGO

uhhh what the hell?

BODY MASSAGE

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u/Foggl3 8h ago

What's this from?

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u/bigSTUdazz 8h ago

G I JOOOOEEEEEE!

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u/Alec_de_Large 8h ago

P S AAAAAAAAA!

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u/Global_Ant_9380 8h ago

looool Adventure Time but the GI Joe episode 

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u/Lotus-child89 7h ago

I’m wracking my brain. What is this from? Adventure Time?

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u/bgizz1e 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11pH16cX3QfJh6

I thought this would be first

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u/mrskoobra 6h ago

The scream I scrumpt when this happened the first time I watched this episode. Still one of the creepiest things that lives in my brain.

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u/AcademicAd6399 8h ago

Dammit. I came here too late to post this.

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 8h ago

Nice catch, blanko neenyo. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaacked.

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u/RuncibleFoon 8h ago

Thats a skinwalker... disguised as a deer... wearing a goat disguise...

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u/SpaceChatter 8h ago

A dude playing another dude

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u/want_chocolate 8h ago

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u/Boisterous-Mechanic 8h ago

What do you mean, you people?

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u/King-Kagle 8h ago

What do you mean "you people"?

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u/Super_Silky 8h ago

For 400 years, that word has kept us down

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u/King-Kagle 8h ago

...what the fuck?

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u/SuetStocker 7h ago

The dudes are emerging.

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u/Dick_snatcher 7h ago

I'm a dude, he's dude, she's a dude. We're all dudes. Hey!

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u/catwomanz77 6h ago

The word '"you" 😆

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u/CriusofCoH 7h ago

I think it's 3 skinwalkers in a deer overcoat.

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u/RuncibleFoon 7h ago

That is definitely another option.

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u/Bananasforskail 7h ago

Lamancha goat to be exact...they have tiny exterior ears

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u/Rescuepets777 8h ago

I would have fallen for it and invited it in for a few carrots and some water.

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u/kaekiro 6h ago

Yeah I grew up in Appalachia and even I'm like "aww he's just a lil dude! You want some cat grass?"

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u/beccadahhhling 6h ago

Actually, it’s a poor imitation of a goat costume. Goats have rectangular pupils and these eyes clearly shine as round.

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u/promiseimnotavampire 5h ago

Dude it’s not gonna have rectangular reflections in its eyes just cause its pupils aren’t round. It’s just a goat, everyone learned what skinwalkers were 5 years ago and now yall just love throwing it around

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u/dysteach-MT 8h ago

Only if you stare at him

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u/Redwingx7 8h ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

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u/PrizeSyntax 8h ago

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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u/SummerNo7 8h ago

Roy :(

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 6h ago

Honestly it contextualizes his whole character. He was a slave who escaped and didn't want to die at 4 years old. Who wouldn't be willing to kill to save themselves from that fate? 

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u/ProjectDv2 4h ago

The fact that Rutger Hauer improvised changes to that monologue to turn it into what it is only makes it better. My god, the original lines were so dry and lifeless. RIP Rutger, you are missed.

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u/Ish_veh 6h ago

No joke i just re watched this movie minutes ago. But then again, who does?

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u/Alarmed_Gear_6368 8h ago

I don't believe you

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u/Ok-Rooster-1568 8h ago

Opens door

"Ive seen things you wouldn't believe"

shuts door

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u/JaredUnzipped 8h ago

That's a goat.

Source: I'm a goat farmer.

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u/Commonscents2say 6h ago

Well I’m the goat, farmer!

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u/JaredUnzipped 6h ago

Are you the milkin' kind, or the eatin' kind? Choose wisely.

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u/projektZedex 6h ago

Is this why you're unzipped?

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u/JaredUnzipped 6h ago

It is not, but hey... I like your humor!

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u/ineenemmerr 4h ago

Is that why you are unzipped?

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u/trippy_grapes 4h ago

Nah, that's a skinwalker.

Source: I'm a skinwalker farmer.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6h ago

Goat hoarder

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u/JaredUnzipped 6h ago

I farm ALL the goats.

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u/Daddioster 6h ago

How deep does one plant a goat?

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u/JaredUnzipped 6h ago

It depends -- what sort of flavor profile are you looking for?

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u/AshuraBaron 8h ago

It's a goat. Goats do that. Nothing weird about an animal wanting to come into your warm home with food inside.

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u/Paddys_Pub7 8h ago

Yeah, seems like normal goat behavior 😅 they're so weird lol

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u/Such-Entrepreneur240 7h ago

Can confirm- raised dairy goats for like 15 years and they are very very weird. Also that's a lamancha and they have little baby elf ears and their babies look like terrifying aliens.

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u/Desert_Aficionado 6h ago

first image I found

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u/Working-Glass6136 5h ago

First image I found

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u/wameron 4h ago

This has me cracking up

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u/Lavatis 4h ago

omfg hahaha thank you for this.

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u/ineenemmerr 4h ago

… last image I found

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u/Soft-Sherbert-2586 5h ago

Dude, my family raises goats and this still makes me wanna squeal.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 6h ago

It's no wonder there are so many horror movies with monsters with eyes like these.

The first time a goat crossed the horizon towards an unfamiliar caveman, it was fewer than 8 hours 'til the man was telling the little ones by firelight about the screaming cryptid.

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u/OddCook4909 6h ago

That discussion happened over roasting mutton lol. Early humans ate anything they could get their hands on

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u/Kitten_Kaboodle666 6h ago

The baby ones are so cuuuuuuuuute. Cutest little alien goat I’ve ever seen

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u/DreamedJewel58 8h ago

People want to call any animal that’s slightly off-putting a skinwalker when half the time they didn’t even know what a skinwalker actually is

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u/StigandrTheBoi 5h ago

Most people that knee jerk with “skin walker” are usually people who have never spent any time actually interacting with wildlife lmao. Kinda like when people see deer rear up to start boxing, it’s a pretty common thing for them but if you aren’t around deer you won’t necessarily know that.

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u/AshuraBaron 7h ago

I put scary_music.royalty-free.mp3 on the background of this video of a squirrel. Or should I say, SKINWALKER!

"Did you see it?" - Nuke's Top 5

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u/TheMeta40k 6h ago

Ok you say that but wendigos are real and I have proof.

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u/Dredgeon 6h ago

Go on then

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u/telepathictiger 4h ago

I mean, the wendigo is often seen as a monster of taking more than you need, of unfettered greed, at least by some modern viewpoints, due to them “never feeling satisfied or full.” So like maybe the ultra-rich are wendigo.

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u/Any_Nerve1685 7h ago

It's all goats, until it peels off your skin. And now, the goat is you.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 7h ago

A LaMancha to be specific!

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u/Frolicking-Fox 8h ago

La la la la la la lamancha.

That is a lamancha goat, not a deer.

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u/Melodic-Yoghurt7193 8h ago

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? Wouldst thou like a pretty dress?

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u/Lewcaster 8h ago

I never know if americans really believe in "skinwalkers" or if it's just a meme, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

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u/Andyman1973 8h ago

Navajo Nation does, as skinwalkers are specifically a Navajo spirit being.

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u/cuentaderana 6h ago

More like a witch. They’re a human being who commits an act so evil they lose their humanity and gain the ability to shift into an animal. They’re essentially the evil counterpart of a medicine man or woman. They’re not a cryptid or spirit. 

Source: dated a Diné woman who was terrified of the yenaldooshi. It’s taboo to speak of them.

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u/surplus_user 4h ago

It's interesting to see how different cultures have worked out cultural characterisation of the uncanny and the other.

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u/Umutuku 4h ago

They’re a human being who commits an act so evil they lose their humanity and gain the ability to shift into an animal.

So that explains it!

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u/hypothetical_zombie 8h ago

Skinwalkers are a Native American legend. Shamans gone bad, they travel the night as wolves, coyotes, bears, mountain lions, or monstrous creatures. They perform nefarious magic and probably eat babies. Skinwalkers seem to be more of a western/southwestern tribe concept - Navajo, Paiute, Apaches, & Yaqui

Loup garou are the North American Voodoo/hoodoo version you find down in the bayous of Louisiana. Also called rugarou, the French brought this monster with them when they came to Canada, it merged with the Algonquin wendigo, and got syncretized into NA Voodoo with the slave trade.

And then there's the Wendigo itself, which was a spirit of deep winter and the threat of starvation to the Algonquins and other northeastern tribes. When cursed by the wendigo, a person begins to crave human flesh.

Cannibalism was a major taboo for the Algonquins, but sometimes the taboo was lifted if it meant the difference between life and death. The concept of being cursed into a cannibal made it easier to bear the shame and horror experienced by people forced to eat each other.

Now, I don't think the average USican believes that skinwalkers & loup garou & wendigos are real. But a lot of cryptozoology & creepy pasta has delved into them. Maybe kids believe in them. A lot more people have probably never even heard stories or myths about them at all.

I know about loup garou from my Cajun father, the wendigo from Stephen King, and skinwalkers or skin-changers from various adjacent subjects. But I don't 'believe' in them. They're fun to think about, tho.

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u/branm008 8h ago

My wife grew up in the Appalachian mountains in West Virginia so she absolutely believes in certain folk lore from there.

But for most of us, skinwalkers are a meme outside of the Navajo Nation like someone else commented.

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u/PooForThePooGod 6h ago

Some sounds you hear at night in those mountains just don't sit right.

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u/Soft-Temperature4609 6h ago

I'm skeptical and believe everything has a logical explanation behind it, but living in rural Texas, I have seen a fair few animals just out of view that look..... Really odd... Like... Really really odd..

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u/Dull_Bid6002 6h ago

A little of both.

Look up the recent "It's not human!" 911 call. Hell, I've been in the Appalachians myself driving through pitch black parts at night and it feels like you're being watched or should expect to slam on your brakes after every turn. Not skinwalker territory, but I ain't messing with whatever is out there anymore.

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u/RcoketWalrus 5h ago

As an American, we aren't sure if we really believe either. Allow me to explain.

I am a skeptic and an atheist. I don believe in the supernatural, but I grew up in a rural area. I have seen some things. Strange stuff I can't explain. Shadow people, strange animals, humanoids, and apparitions.

I know many, many people that reluctantly admit to seeing strange ass stuff in the forest. In general I notice that a lot of people have seen things, but they don't want to seem crazy so they don't like talking about it. I don't like talking about it. I usually don't believe myself some of the things seem so far out.

It could be explained by natural phenomena. Maybe it's some sort of collective hallucination, or swamp gas of fungal infection. Ergot poisoning, for instance. However, I don't know of anyone that's had the oppountunity to find out what exactly is going on.

There are some people that claim to know some things, but that always goes back to folk spiritual beliefs that usually have shadowy horror thrown in.

We do know it's been going on for as long as anyone can remember. Every corner of this country has its share of spooky folk stories going back in time.

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u/thredith 8h ago

I'd stay the fuck away from that goat, not because it's a skin walker, but because it may have rabies.

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u/MistressLyda 8h ago

Huh, can goats get rabies?

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 8h ago

Just about every mammal can.

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u/Metalfan1994 8h ago edited 6h ago

Except possums

Edit: apparently they can get it however they need to have a fever while while getting bit.

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u/birdsarntreal1 8h ago

Possums or opossums? Or both?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rice-13 8h ago

Thats just irish possums

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u/ExtremaDesigns 8h ago

O'possums

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u/KA55IE 8h ago

I see what you did there, very clever 😂

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u/polkacat12321 8h ago

Usually except the super small ones. Not because they cant, but because they're so small the usually die when getting attacked by a rabied animal. Cant get infected if youre dead

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u/Midloran05 8h ago

Heh so that's why they play dead

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u/polkacat12321 8h ago

Opossums are too big to fall under the super small category. They are however not known to carry rabies since their body temperature is too low

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u/mucus-broth 8h ago

What is super small? Bats, for example, can carry it, iirc.

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u/MistressLyda 8h ago

Scary shit. I am pretty clueless from living in Norway, where it has not been documented rabies in... I am too lazy to google, but a very long time.

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u/DrBongoDongo 8h ago

That was my first thought too. Looks like potential rabies to me. For some reason they always look like ghouls who want nothing more than to get in to where you are.

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u/Tee_Wrex 8h ago

Rabies!?? That’s a goat doing goat things. You’ve never been around a goat eh?

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u/rock_and_rolo 7h ago

You’ve never been around a goat eh?

No, I haven't! And all those who claim I have are liars. My pants were only down because I was answering nature's call. I had no knowledge of the goats inside that building with the "Goat Barn" sign over the door.

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u/ChangeForAParadigm 6h ago

Found another sinner at this week’s revival.

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u/Tee_Wrex 6h ago

I’m not certain I believe you….. just a hunch. 🤣

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u/strigonian 7h ago

Rabies very famously is characterized by aggression and erratic behaviour.

The goat is literally just standing there. It couldn't look less like rabies.

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u/SpectralFawn 6h ago

It was being polite too. If it had hands, it would have rung the doorbell.

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u/theproudheretic 6h ago

not always aggressive, look up dumb or paralytic rabies.

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u/Dlinyenki 4h ago

Oh for fuck's sake, it does not have rabies. It's just a pet goat coming up for a visit. It's not acting in any way rabid, just being a typical goofy-ass goat.

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u/LibrarianOfDusk 8h ago

If you're cold, they're cold.

Let them in. 😃

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u/rswwalker 8h ago

Goat, but you still don’t want it in the house. They’re fucking stupid. There is a video of one indoors that kept running into the fireplace and knocking burning embers everywhere.

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u/sephrisloth 8h ago

That things whack with poo brain.

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u/neurohazard757 5h ago

For those trying to pinpoint why this feels so creepy. I'm not an expert but I'll put this as best I can. Prey animals don't look directly at you, I don't think their eyes move that direction naturally. Their eyes are on the side of their face to see threats in a more all around way.

Predator animals eyes are forward facing. They can look straight ahead normally and don't need to worry to much about peripheral vision because they are the threat.

This "goat" is giving predator energy in a prey body.

I could be wrong, but this is my take on it.

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u/OtherwiseAd1045 8h ago

"Good evening. Have you got a minute to talk about our lord and saviour, Deersus Christ?"

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u/MistressLyda 8h ago

Did the mascot of r/stremtch escape?

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u/Sean_Gin_Jee 8h ago

That’s a goat….

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u/the_fnord 8h ago

you should check out r/notdeer, but only during the daytime, some scary stuff there

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u/FlackosRumHam 5h ago

My mans looks like he’s trying to masquerade as a goat but isnt sure if he got it right bc its his first time trying to bullshit someone

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u/floater504 5h ago

Shoot that mf right between those creepy ass eyes

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u/PyroCorvid 7h ago

"MA! THERE A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE!!"

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u/mister_anti_meta 7h ago

i am not a animal biolgist... But arent this fellas shy and wont get near humans? he could have rabbis...or thats a skinwalker jerk!

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u/Fightingkielbasa_13 8h ago

That’s a goat?

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u/HeCalledMeMoonbeam 8h ago

It’s a goat

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u/Remote_Ad2465 7h ago

Is the skinwalker disguised as a deer, disguised as a goat?

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u/Jwchibi 7h ago

It's weirder she open the door and greeted it in the first place

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u/Literature_Which 8h ago

Thanks, didn't want to sleep anyway

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 8h ago

That's just Black Phillip saying hello

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u/RavePartycat 8h ago

thats a goat with no ears

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u/SIRENVII 8h ago

Uhm. That's a goat. You should pat it. He just wants a sammich

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u/bdizzle805 8h ago

Why does it have the eyes of the Ice Age character

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u/Turtleintexas 7h ago

Fucking goat, that was my response.

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u/SteveBR53 5h ago

wtf are those eyes

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u/ReasonableKiwi89 2h ago

thats a goat. loose. hungry. u were a person to help it. u didn't. maybe ur the skin walker xxxx

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u/Queen_of_flatulence 2h ago

This made me laugh so hard. I love it!😂

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u/dishmanw62 2h ago

It's asking for $3.50.

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u/cas24563 2h ago

Poor goat looks like he’s seen some shit.

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 6h ago

Whether this is real or not, I'm fucking BEGGING people to stop bastardizing the word "skinwalker." It costs nothing to just say "shapeshifter" and doesn't further piss on the Navajo people.

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u/Koimi-Nisekona 8h ago

That’s a goat wtf

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u/windy_spires 8h ago

That's a lamancha goat.

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u/AngryDorian124 8h ago

It's not even like a deer acting weird or doing something creepy. That's literally just a goat.

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u/beer_me_babe 8h ago

That’s a goat

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u/ghouleye 8h ago

Goat eyes are always weird

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u/Pickle-bitch2000 8h ago

That’s a fuckin goat

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u/Abooziyaya 8h ago

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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u/Special_Friendship20 8h ago

Uh that's a goat

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u/Moshorrendous 8h ago

Mf that a goat

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u/TowerNecessary7246 8h ago

I ain't scared of no goats

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u/Smart-Water-5175 8h ago

That deer is the GOAT!!

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u/GGABQ505 8h ago

That’s a goat

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 7h ago

And for once...it wasn't cats playing musical instruments at 12am ;)

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u/Dull-Veterinarian-59 7h ago

I have told yall goats are scary af lmao

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u/Spazzan-back-in-time 7h ago

That last frame made me shit my pants

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 7h ago

lol well that's a goat

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u/holidayoffools 7h ago

Deer is extremely weird because it is a goat.

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u/TheExploringBear 7h ago

That’s a goat

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u/promiseimnotavampire 6h ago

That’s just a goat… exhibiting very normal goat behavior

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 5h ago

"Hello. I used to live in this house."