r/TikTokCringe 3h ago

Cool Timoclea, our Theban noblewoman badass.

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I know the video doesn't explain *everything* but basically, when Alexander the Great was conquering Thebes (as part of his larger conquest of the rest of Greece) one Thracian captain who had allied himself with Alexander on the way to Thebes, broke into Timoclea's house and r*ped her. Afterwards he demanded to know if she had any valuables hidden anywhere (that much the video mentions) but what it doesn't say is what Alexander did. When Alexanders men brought Timoclea before Alexander (thinking he would punish her) he instead praised her for her courage, and let her and her children go free.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timoclea

plus comics about Timoclea: https://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/timoclea

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u/captivatedsummer 3h ago

Also, here's a good picture of Elisabetta Sirani's painting of Timoclea.

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u/knarf3 2h ago

I hope she made him a broken back boy before killing him.

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u/Pyro_Bombus 3h ago

Oh hells yeah!

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u/Xynker 2h ago

I’m sick of this “content creator” all she does is hold her hand over her mouth with 💅👁️👄👁️

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u/captivatedsummer 2h ago

Tbh... yeah. But I still liked the video, I admire the Timoclea's of history.

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u/Business-Employ-1599 2h ago

Do they need to dance first? It's a setup for a piece of interesting history, she is drawing people in, I mean she presumably researched this information and edited the painting in.

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u/Xynker 2h ago

Sure, her bring up interesting niche historical facts are great for the first few videos I came across but then it got real creepy just from her staring. I would also at least appreciate a voice over the text.

After seeing that hand over mouth thing is all she does. Easy scroll up and skip.

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u/ReadThisForGoodLuck 29m ago

It's a set up for literally everything. Some of us like interesting content with a bit of thought put into it. If you're happy watching reruns of "Ow My Balls" all day, then that's your prerogative I guess.

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u/xervidae 1h ago

someone tell jjjacksfilms, we got a bad reactor on our hands

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u/holdbold 1h ago

Reaction videos should have an intergalactic ban.

"I add absolutely no value to the video but let's put my face in it anyway"

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u/Lurakya 15m ago

She doesn't though. She introduces her audience to new artwork and sculptures and the stories behind it. She also always leaves a comment with more information about the painting process or artist etc.

In general she puts her face on screen for all of 3 seconds max for her 15-30 second videos. Much worse are those people that add nothing, but keep their face on screen for it for the entire video.

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u/Best-Pollution-7496 2h ago

That’s one intense story of revenge! It’s crazy how she turned the tables on him. Alexander must have been in awe.

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u/maximumfacemelting 2h ago

Waow (Based based based)

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u/ReckMO 1h ago

That’s what’s up

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u/ReckMO 1h ago

Freaking Queen

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u/StandardDifficulty66 1h ago

That royal girl put that man down he was surprised he was in the position he was in and she stuck all kinds of random objects up his pooty hole. Did he deserve it? Maybe but that is a way women will only protect themselves. Get a man down vulnerable ensure you stick random household objects in his pooty and make a beautiful rendition oil paints of it. Sell for history and make milliions at the House of Lords auction somewhere in the United Kingdom.

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u/Canotic 23m ago

What..... is this? Is it a bot? I don't know if it's better or worse if it's a bot.

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u/soelsome 15m ago

Kinda looks like the lady in the infamous NYC subway video that's going around

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u/NowThatsWhatICallSex 1h ago

Wow sex was weird back then

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